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Cunning disguises

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Christ could my sentences be typed more jumbled.

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Ok, I adore traditional baked mac&cheese

    But this, this is the holy grail

    No roux, no farting about with multiple containers or pots, no waiting for the oven, just pasta+milk+seasonings+cheese BOOM FOOD

    And it's really really fucking good
    Gonna make this tonight

    Leaving out the mustard powder though because I loathe mustard

    More mustard for us.

    Mustard best condiment? or bestest condiment?

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • InxInx Registered User regular
    mully wrote: »
    we have discovered that making maple sausages and a boiled egg and including that with the KD makes it amazing

    however i have always stayed with my classics - tuna, boiled egg, frozen peas, corn, carrots + KD -- I'd eat that for weeks at a time when I was in my early twenties.

    E...egg...in Mac & Cheese?

    I don't know how I feel about this.

  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Could be more jumbled, Christ typed my sentences.

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    I mean Yeah but Kraft cheese isn't cheese. And also it's terrible.

    Yeah I avoid it. It is gross. If she didn't like it, fine. But don't come at me with the nanobots.

    The real moral of the story is that only crazy people like Canadian bacon pizza.

    The fuck you just say to me?

    You heard me!

    Just Canadian bacon and cheese! blech! Acceptable as Hawaiian pizza.

    Sometimes simplicity is warranted and I will die upon this Ham!

    Hill!

    Ham Hill!

    HAMBURGER HILL!!!!

    You're sending in temporary military advisers to this argument?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!

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  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    I've not tried!

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Oh fuck me
    I'm gonna try that mac and cheese recipe soon

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I'm making mac and chee tomorrow, but I was gonna do that before this whole thing

    I even bought cheese in america where it's not hilariously over priced

    mully
  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh fuck me

    sorry pal i have a girlfriend

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  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular

    crwth wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Oh fuck me

    sorry pal i have a girlfriend

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Ok, I adore traditional baked mac&cheese

    But this, this is the holy grail

    No roux, no farting about with multiple containers or pots, no waiting for the oven, just pasta+milk+seasonings+cheese BOOM FOOD

    And it's really really fucking good
    Gonna make this tonight

    Leaving out the mustard powder though because I loathe mustard

    I dislike mustard too, but I put mustard powder in my mac and cheese because it adds a savory sharpness.
    Hrmmmm

    Well I was gonna use sharp cheddar

    So I'll try it, but you better not be leading me astray Pipe!

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I promise I am not! The first mouthful might have a little mustardy twinge, but it will grow on you. It makes the dish richer and tastier.

    UsagiAlexandier
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    When you cook it with the milk it just becomes a savoury/umami flavor rather than MUSTARD, same with the nutmeg

  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    Is it not also illegal to sit on the king's throne and usurp his power in his absence?

    like most crimes, that depends if you succeed or not.

    UsagiAlexandierSlacker71chromdom
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    "you know who is really racist? Black people"
    -an actual thing my aunt just said

    :/

    MadEddy
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    "you know who is really racist? Black people"
    -an actual thing my aunt just said

    :/

    I'm not racist but, white people are the most racist. Except me, I'm not racist.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    cumming disguises

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    "you know who is really racist? Black people"
    -an actual thing my aunt just said

    :/

    Is this about police? I feel like this is about the police.

    I write you a story
    But it loses its thread
  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    "you know who is really racist? Black people"
    -an actual thing my aunt just said

    :/

    Well at this stage, I don't really blame them for hating white people.

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  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    @Usagi @#pipe

    Yo this mac is fuckin delicious

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Usagi #pipe

    Yo this mac is fuckin delicious

    :bro:

    I told you about mac, bro

    I told you

  • JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Usagi wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Usagi #pipe

    Yo this mac is fuckin delicious

    :bro:

    I told you about mac, bro

    I told you

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited December 2014
    crwth wrote: »
    cumming disguises

    @tynic

    EdIt:

    For a previous reference ....

    Darth Waiter on
  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    It's been two weeks since I had a big anxiety thing before the dentist, and it's still regularly coming back to keep me from sleeping and freaking me out. I think I need to go see the doctor soon for the sake of my own sanity. I'm trying to distract myself so I'll forget about it but the part of me that's anxious is worried that when I do the thing I'm anxious about will happen, so I like subconsciously resist my own attempts to stop being anxious. If that makes sense?

    And it especially doesn't help that the chest ache that made me anxious in the first place keeps coming back and I don't know what's causing it, like if it's a pulled muscle or what.

    Eventually I'll probably just mentally muscle my way through it and go to sleep listening to something despite freaking out the whole time. It'll be fine and I will of course have been worrying over nothing, but of course that doesn't make me feel better now. This is a million times worse than my usual sleep anxiety about not getting nightmares which freak me out. It usually doesn't take long to get over that, even when it actually happens.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Usagi #pipe

    Yo this mac is fuckin delicious

    :bro:

    I told you about mac, bro

    I told you

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    that's just a Little Mac, tho.

    insufficient.

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    At the risk of turning this into a brain problems thread, I had a PTSD flashback last night. Pretty bad one. today I feel so. fucking. old.

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  • VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    Dragon Age: Inquisition is totally messing with my mind because I keep seeing people call Viv or Vivienne a "horrible bitch" over and over again.

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dragon Age: Inquisition is totally messing with my mind because I keep seeing people call Viv or Vivienne a "horrible bitch" over and over again.

    Should talk about WoW more. Viv is pretty cool there, though her flesh is falling off all the time.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dragon Age: Inquisition is totally messing with my mind because I keep seeing people call Viv or Vivienne a "horrible bitch" over and over again.

    *cough* yeah, Dragon Age, that's it.


    *crickets*

  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    "you know who is really racist? Black people"
    -an actual thing my aunt just said

    :/

    Is this about police? I feel like this is about the police.

    It wasn't! It was about The View of all things!

    I don't even know, at that point I just walked out of the room,

  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    Mac & chee & roasted cauliflower happenin' now y'all

    Some good stuff aww yissss

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Dragon Age: Inquisition is totally messing with my mind because I keep seeing people call Viv or Vivienne a "horrible bitch" over and over again.

    I wish people would use a different word

    but, yeah, that Viv is an asshole

    don't be that Viv

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  • godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    "you know who is really racist? Black people"
    -an actual thing my aunt just said

    :/

    I knew for a while that my parents had shitty Republican opinions, but they usually kept it to hating on Democrats in general. Christmas dinner, I have no recollection of how the conversation arrived at the topic, but I was appalled to hear my dad declare, "I don't think people are really born gay." I then had barely enough time to facepalm before he shared his opinion that "minorities are too entitled" and then I left the room.

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  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    When I went to Disney World Florida we went to a restaurant where the theme was traditional American food and they were all dressed up like what pilgrims wore. Anyhoo this was charming and all, and we sit down and we are all expecting the dinner to be like a Sunday roast type.

    But there was mac and cheese served with it! What!! Why? It was very nice but what!

    Nice, but unexpected.

    ~ The End. ~

    I love this post. I've looked at that restaurant every time I make my reservations for a week in disney, and I've always wondered what it's like for a foreigner to eat there. I've never been because I live in New England and like...I'm not going to Disney to eat roast beef with a bunch of pilgrims, since that's basically my life.

    Mac and cheese - okay we love it, and in parts of the US it's a traditional side with a big roast dinner.
    - BUT -
    It's a disney thing. There are a lot of children who visit the parks and decide that they are not eating anything except macaroni and cheese for the duration of their stay. You'll see mac and cheese on almost every menu in the park, from the biergarten in World Showcase's Germany to Boma in Animal Kingdom Lodge. It's a last resort for parents with picky kids.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    I want to go to disney. I have the itch so bad but I have to wait another year until we can go again.

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  • NoisymunkNoisymunk Registered User regular
    I go to sleep and I'm sitting on a bench outside Rose and Crown with a Boddingtons watching the people go by.

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