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Let's Play X-Com: UFO Defense! (ironman, superhuman, starting tech & council funding only)

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    have you seen the size of sectoid eyes? It'll probably bleed out from a paperclip laceration.

    also, yes. My time has come again.

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  • PhaserlightPhaserlight Boca Raton, FLRegistered User regular
    I wonder how many waves we can throw at the big bad, Europa, or wherever we're going, before X-Com death spirals.

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  • WACriminalWACriminal Dying Is Easy, Young Man Living Is HarderRegistered User regular
    Is it too late to sign up for this?

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    WACriminal wrote: »
    Is it too late to sign up for this?

    I'm pretty sure we can always use fresh meat new recruits, assuming the budget in-game can handle it!

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Durinia wrote: »
    Bigity wrote: »
    Fanda wrote: »
    I'm thinking of taking two tanks on the Cydonia mission, which would leave room for 18 soldiers. The armor will let us push out of the Avenger a lot more aggressively. Depending on where our landing zone is, I might disembark half the team on turn 1 without waiting for smoke, so as to avoid a catastrophic blaster bomb or Bigity Incident.

    The main drawback to tanks on Mars is that they can't follow us underground. If we make it that far, I'm hoping to find a path to the brain that avoids Sectopods. Otherwise ... running past them as fast as our little legs will carry us might result in the fewest casualties.

    Does this mean I'm not making the trip? :)

    Oh, you're coming. You'll just be armed with a rubber band and a handful of paperclips.

    You'll put an eye out with those things.

    Yes. You can. *twang*

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  • FandaFanda Hang a shining star upon the highest boughRegistered User regular
    Likely equipment loadout for Bigity's Martian Adventure:

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    Also, a rare treat: for Tuesday Morning XCOM, Beagle streamed UFO Defense with a kitchen sink modpack! Starting at 2:19:00 you can catch a preview of what our next terror mission will be like.

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  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    Hoo-rah

  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    So punching enemies with missiles?

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Reminds me of the time I accidentally grabbed a missile fired from point blank range in Hulk UD and threw it back without realising what had happened until afterwards.

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  • FandaFanda Hang a shining star upon the highest boughRegistered User regular
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    X-Com Order of Battle:
    Absence of Evidence
    @El Skid and @Brew
    Iolo and see317
    38thDoe and JusticeforPluto
    NotoriusBEN and Velmeran
    scherbchen and QuestionablySane

    It's July 1st, 1999. For the first time in the campaign, we have something approaching financial security. If the rocket tank is destroyed today, I can afford to replace it three times over.

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    Put another way: for the first time in the campaign, I can afford to use the tank like a tank, and make risky scouting moves with it. Absence of Evidence confirms that the northern edge of the AO is clear, and we're free to focus on the south.

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    When the veterans would swap barn horror stories back in the canteen at Haus von Trapp, El Skid shrugged them all off. She figured they were wildly exaggerated to scare the rookies; after all, nothing could be that bad. With her first steps off the Skyranger, she discovers for herself the horrifying truth.

    The silhouette is a little difficult to read, but it looks like this might be a Floater. Maybe Brew can get a more conclusive view from the other side of the ramp.

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    THIS IS WHY I STOPPED DOING MEDIUM SCOUTS

    THIS SHIT, RIGHT HERE

    I don't fancy risking anyone's life on the proposition that our weapons can penetrate Floater under-armor.

    However ... the Floater is three stories above the ground ... which puts it exactly level with the roof of the farmhouse ...

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    ... and the wing of the Skyranger.

    see317 throws up a solution to our problem which will probably not destroy half a million dollars worth of aircraft. And hey, if it does, we're only in Denmark. A train ride will get us back to Haus von Trapp by this time tomorrow.

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    Meanwhile, Iolo lays a proxy at the mouth of the barn, because of course he does.

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    It gives him his first Floater kill of the campaign.

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    Then, a peal of thunder overhead. The Skyranger shudders, and the earth trembles with it.

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    When debris stops falling, see317 peeks his head out to admire his handiwork. The Skyranger is still intact. The farmhouse, not so much.

    Hang on. The Floater was airborne near the Skyranger, not over it. How did its corpse end up on the wing?

    Oh. It didn't. There was another Floater on top of the airplane waiting to snipe us as we disembarked.

    Medium Scouts: not even once.

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    It looks like there was another one hiding in the barn, too.

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    38thDoe puts an end to our burgeoning nightmare.

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    So, another Floater terror mission is in the cards. I won't pretend not to be disappointed. I feel like it diminishes our achievement somewhat when the aliens keep serving up the easiest possible terror sites, even well into the summer. Still, the karmic bill has to come due sooner or later. I just hope we're not on Mars when the RNG swings against us.

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  • manwiththemachinegunmanwiththemachinegun METAL GEAR?! Registered User regular
    I think what you mean is:
    Fanda wrote: »
    I eagerly look forward to when the RNG swings against us on Mars.

    Hope for the best, expect the worst.

  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    this is like the 3rd or 4th mission i never got off the ramp...

    edit** its all good, im just laughing at it all

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  • VelmeranVelmeran Registered User regular
    I too had my great times early in the campaign, now I'm more busy keeping the base clean and the rookies in line. Mars, mars shall be our glory (if we're accepted for the team).

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    I always like seeing Absence of Evidence and Confirmation Bias because they feel like my pets since I named them.
    If they die, I will cry.

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  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    Ooo I got to go on a mission! And be mildly useful as a scout/canary in our barn-y coal mine!

    Yaaaaay! :D

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  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    Aww, I only winged that barn. Nice that there was a floater there and all, but I was looking for the proper barn kill.

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  • RiusRius Globex CEO Nobody ever says ItalyRegistered User regular
    That barn's out of commission for at least a few weeks, soldier. It won't be hurting anyone anytime soon, and maybe it'll think twice about it's sinister ways in the future.

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  • DuriniaDurinia Evolved from Space Potatoes Registered User regular
    Fanda wrote: »
    Medium Scouts: not even once.

    Thankfully, you seem to have found an antidote:
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    For business reasons, I must preserve the outward sign of sanity.
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  • Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    I always like seeing Absence of Evidence and Confirmation Bias because they feel like my pets since I named them.
    If they die, I will cry.

    Don't worry, we'll take you to the foundry and let you pick out a new one! "Who's an adorable little engine of destruction? You are! You are!"

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    2 for 1 kills on special today with purchase of high explosives.

    Please tell me we at least took a few moments out of our busy schedule to loot the farmhouse.

  • GONG-00GONG-00 Registered User regular
    Rius wrote: »
    That barn's out of commission for at least a few weeks, soldier. It won't be hurting anyone anytime soon, and maybe it'll think twice about it's sinister ways in the future.

    Your barn mercy is just giving it time to patch itself up so that it can give aid and comfort to another group of xeno scum. Standard procedure should be to sanitize each site with thermobaric warheads after our operatives are extracted. No peace with the xenos. No peace with the barns!

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    I always like seeing Absence of Evidence and Confirmation Bias because they feel like my pets since I named them.
    If they die, I will cry.

    Don't worry, we'll take you to the foundry and let you pick out a new one! "Who's an adorable little engine of destruction? You are! You are!"

    "Whose a good little rocket death machine! I shall call you Reasonable Doubt! And your little sister robot can be Burden of Proof!"

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  • chrisnlchrisnl Registered User regular
    Aw, I was hoping for Known Unknowns and Unknown Unknowns.

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Just pointing out that there were six less of those guys thanks to my piloting skills. :P

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  • FandaFanda Hang a shining star upon the highest boughRegistered User regular
    Scant hours after the successful conclusion of Illegal Fiddler, Captain Mudzgut intercepts a Small Scout only a few minutes' flight from Neo-ChongQing.

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    It's the first of many Scout ships to visit southeast Asia during the opening week of July. All of them are Smalls or Mediums, and therefore not good candidates for recovery.

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    Every few days, Mudzgut embarks on a new sortie and adds a fresh wreck to the landscape. Each flight home takes him past the smoldering carcasses of his recent kills. All of Asia has become Mudzgut's trophy wall.

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    There's always a bigger fish, though.

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    UFO-54 leaves the atmosphere shortly after Baske detects it. Based on its size and trajectory, it was probably a Supply Ship that had just visited the alien base in the Congo. We can expect this to be a regular occurrence in the weeks ahead, and it will speed the decline of our fortunes in Africa.

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    Another Large UFO appears over Asia two days later.

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    I figure this to be the Sectoids' final reconnaissance for their impending terror attack. We'll find out soon enough.

    But first, let's all enjoy a moment six months in the making:

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    We have the facilities.

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    We have the personnel.

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    And at long last, we have the schematics.

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    She won't come cheaply.

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    She'll take her time getting ready.

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    But she's worth it.

    Hopefully, by the time she's finished, we'll have figured out where we're taking her.

    It's time to start chatting up our captives.

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    This poor spud has been locked away since January 29th, when it knocked itself unconscious along with wilting and Elderlycrawfish in an ill-considered stun bomb attack. Now it has to listen to Vahlen lecture it on the improper use of explosives. I don't think it'll take long to crack.

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    Speaking of cracking.

    In two consecutive terror attacks, the Sectoids have broken us and sent us running. They are the alien race I despise above all others. I'm as hyped for this operation as for any in the campaign so far.

    We'll be fighting in daylight, so conditions are good. Much depends on the landing zone. If we're able to push out quickly and establish a perimeter, we should be able to carry the day. If we're locked into CQB with Cyberdiscs near the Skyranger, well ...

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    ... there are going to be a lot of names added to the memorial.

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  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    I'm not sure we even need a special operation name; OPERATION BANGKOK TERROR fits the bill just fine.

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  • DuriniaDurinia Evolved from Space Potatoes Registered User regular
    A slight tweak to the name and we'd have copyright issues from Nicolas Cage.
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  • TakelTakel Registered User regular
    Durinia wrote: »
    A slight tweak to the name and we'd have copyright issues from Nicolas Cage.
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    You should incentivize performance by promising a visit to the Red Light district for survivors.

    Just watch out for the lady boys or you'll certainly be in Bangkok

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    Gee whiz I sure hope nobody shoots me.

    I'm talking about aliens and squadmates here.

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  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    Molybdenum wrote: »
    I'm not sure we even need a special operation name; OPERATION BANGKOK TERROR fits the bill just fine.

    One terror mission in Bangkok will make a strong man crumble?

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  • MorninglordMorninglord I'm tired of being Batman, so today I'll be Owl.Registered User regular
    Gee whiz I sure hope nobody shoots me.

    I'm talking about aliens and squadmates here.

    Is bigity on your team?
    Or like, any of his family members? Close relatives? Friends?

    See the guy next to you? He could be mindcontrolled. Watch him carefully.

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  • MvrckMvrck Dwarven MountainhomeRegistered User regular
    Locked and loaded, Commander.

  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    I predict great heroism from myself

  • FandaFanda Hang a shining star upon the highest boughRegistered User regular
    edited April 2016
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    X-Com Order of Battle:
    Confirmation Bias
    Rend and Sir Fabulous
    Mvrck and theSquid
    Farangu and an_alt
    Antinumeric and Durinia
    SutibunRi and Stormwatcher

    For the first time at a Sectoid terror site, we have a landing zone with some breathing room.

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    Some.

    The shop south of the gas pumps looks to be the terrain feature that will define our approach to this map. It suggests a two-pronged advance, with one team pushing north through the gas station and another team sweeping south into the road.

    First, though, we'll have to clear a few obstacles.

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    Confirmation Bias wraps up its scouting move with a lethal snap shot.

    The Cyberdisc behind the shop is unassailable for now. No one can get a firing angle on it or heave HI-X over the building, so we'll have to wait for it to come around the corner. This is a terrible position to be in. The only thing worse than waiting for a disc to close in on you is facing a disc that has already closed in on you.

    We have much better options for dealing with the Sectoid between the gas pumps, and I choose the one that removes all doubt.

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    Most of the pumps erupt in secondary explosions, and an unseen civilian cowering behind one of them is obliterated.

    Surely, his life was forfeit regardless of what we did?

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    This burst from inside the shop is only a tiny fraction of the plasma fusillade that rages throughout the city. Every discharge of an alien weapon is answered by a human voice screaming in mortal agony. We've never heard a massacre like this before.

    I don't think we're going to save anyone here today. Not a single civilian. The best we can hope to do is save ourselves.

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    The Cyberdisc didn't advance on us, so Sir Fabulous rounds the corner to look for it, and finds ... a lone Sectoid on the sidewalk down the street. It's the least of our problems.

    Maybe the disc is in the blind spot around the corner?

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    No. And nothing inside the store either?

    Oh shit. It must have gone onto the roof.

    Roof disc, worst disc. Our only hope of spotting it is to send Confirmation Bias out at a wide angle.

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    THAT DID NOT COME FROM THE ROOF

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    The high shelves were blocking Stormwatcher's view.

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    They also block the aliens' view of an_alt.

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    Instead of a Cyberdisc wreck crashing to earth, the Colonel hears a meaty thump in the wake of the blast.

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    The corpse of another civilian dropped in after the second floor was blown out from under it. At least this one wasn't our fault. And now we have a clear shot at the Cyberdisc.

    In a fraction of a second, Confirmation Bias's microprocessors have plotted a firing solution.

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  • MolybdenumMolybdenum Registered User regular
    How do you do this so spectacularly cleanly every time fanda

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  • ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Molybdenum wrote: »
    How do you do this so spectacularly cleanly every time fanda

    My theory is Fanda is in an Edge of Tomorrow/live die repeat situation, and in actuality you've all died 400,000 times each, in progressively gruesome ways, until things go smoothly enough to move on.

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  • chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Fanda wrote: »

    ... there are going to be a lot of names added to the memorial.

    Just stay alive ‘til this horror show is past.

    We’re gonna fly a lot of flags half-mast. (Raise a glass.)

  • GONG-00GONG-00 Registered User regular
    Molybdenum wrote: »
    How do you do this so spectacularly cleanly every time fanda

    My theory is Fanda is in an Edge of Tomorrow/live die repeat situation, and in actuality you've all died 400,000 times each, in progressively gruesome ways, until things go smoothly enough to move on.

    So are you saying Fanda is save scumming? That is a pistols at dawn type accusation...

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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    GONG-00 wrote: »
    Molybdenum wrote: »
    How do you do this so spectacularly cleanly every time fanda

    My theory is Fanda is in an Edge of Tomorrow/live die repeat situation, and in actuality you've all died 400,000 times each, in progressively gruesome ways, until things go smoothly enough to move on.

    So are you saying Fanda is save scumming? That is a pistols at dawn type accusation...

    Most disputes die and no one shoots...

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