Took a look at the store page, couldn't help but notice this part:
Thousands of lines of dialog, all professionally voice acted
Is this rock bottom for female voice actors?
You hustle what you can to pay the bills. Ain't many can be a Jennifer Hale or Nolan North.
Or it could totally be the dev's friends and family and random kids from the local high school, and they just rented a day at the recording studio. Who knows.
Fan bought a Total War art book that wasn't supposed to come out for a week or so and in it they talk about making Total War Warhammer. So an official reveal is likely sometime this week.
Not simply calling it Total Warhammer seems like a missed opportunity.
Took a look at the store page, couldn't help but notice this part:
Thousands of lines of dialog, all professionally voice acted
Is this rock bottom for female voice actors?
You hustle what you can to pay the bills. Ain't many can be a Jennifer Hale or Nolan North.
Or it could totally be the dev's friends and family and random kids from the local high school, and they just rented a day at the recording studio. Who knows.
Believe me, I'm not judging them.
Too many nights spent watching late night cable robbed me of ever being able to take the moral high ground.
"Gender Bender: Assault on Humanity", as played by Pixie (who will be struggling not to leap out a window in despair).
9PM Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan 13.
Clear your schedule! Watch the terror unfold in real-time! Witness the inhumanity of unbearable art and 8th-grade writing! Writhe at the pure tastelessness of the material! Cringe at the utter lack of self-awareness!
Disclaimer: Note that the game has no voice-acting. It's just a VN. I'll be going through it rather slowly for the benefit of viewers (all 2 of you?). I do not have a mic so it's just the game, Steam chat, and lots of lulz. No idea how long this broadcast will go - it's unlikely I'll finish the game in one session as I can only handle so much badness at one time. And yes, there will be bad art, bad taste, adult content, and probably masturbation and nudity (in game :razz: ). This will be the Derek/Dina playthrough you assholes monsters voted for.
"Gender Bender: Assault on Humanity", as played by Pixie (who will be struggling not to leap out a window in despair).
9PM Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan 13.
Clear your schedule! Watch the terror unfold in real-time! Witness the inhumanity of unbearable art and 8th-grade writing! Writhe at the pure tastelessness of the material! Cringe at the utter lack of self-awareness!
Disclaimer: Note that the game has no voice-acting. It's just a VN. I'll be going through it rather slowly for the benefit of viewers (all 2 of you?). I do not have a mic so it's just the game, Steam chat, and lots of lulz. No idea how long this broadcast will go - it's unlikely I'll finish the game in one session as I can only handle so much badness at one time. And yes, there will be bad art, bad taste, adult content, and probably masturbation and nudity (in game :razz: ). This will be the Derek/Dina playthrough you assholes monsters voted for.
Starting in about 10 minutes!
Hail Hydra!
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"Gender Bender: Assault on Humanity", as played by Pixie (who will be struggling not to leap out a window in despair).
9PM Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan 13.
Clear your schedule! Watch the terror unfold in real-time! Witness the inhumanity of unbearable art and 8th-grade writing! Writhe at the pure tastelessness of the material! Cringe at the utter lack of self-awareness!
Disclaimer: Note that the game has no voice-acting. It's just a VN. I'll be going through it rather slowly for the benefit of viewers (all 2 of you?). I do not have a mic so it's just the game, Steam chat, and lots of lulz. No idea how long this broadcast will go - it's unlikely I'll finish the game in one session as I can only handle so much badness at one time. And yes, there will be bad art, bad taste, adult content, and probably masturbation and nudity (in game :razz: ). This will be the Derek/Dina playthrough you assholes monsters voted for.
Starting in about 10 minutes!
This has been pretty magical so far.
+1
HeatwaveCome, now, and walk the path of explosions with me!Registered Userregular
"Gender Bender: Assault on Humanity", as played by Pixie (who will be struggling not to leap out a window in despair).
9PM Eastern Time, Tuesday, Jan 13.
Clear your schedule! Watch the terror unfold in real-time! Witness the inhumanity of unbearable art and 8th-grade writing! Writhe at the pure tastelessness of the material! Cringe at the utter lack of self-awareness!
Disclaimer: Note that the game has no voice-acting. It's just a VN. I'll be going through it rather slowly for the benefit of viewers (all 2 of you?). I do not have a mic so it's just the game, Steam chat, and lots of lulz. No idea how long this broadcast will go - it's unlikely I'll finish the game in one session as I can only handle so much badness at one time. And yes, there will be bad art, bad taste, adult content, and probably masturbation and nudity (in game :razz: ). This will be the Derek/Dina playthrough you assholes monsters voted for.
Okay, quit after 2.5 hours. Left off with a crucial decision to be made. I'll post some fun screenies and a poll option tomorrow after work and let you guys decide the path I take.
Hope it wasn't too boring/un-fun for the viewers. I think there were 23 of you by the end. MASOCHISTS ALL!
Okay, quit after 2.5 hours. Left off with a crucial decision to be made. I'll post some fun screenies and a poll option tomorrow after work and let you guys decide the path I take.
Hope it wasn't too boring/un-fun for the viewers. I think there were 23 of you by the end. MASOCHISTS ALL!
See y'all next time.
Team Snake Tits is proud to announce that we are now being sponsored by the forces of Hydra!
Okay, quit after 2.5 hours. Left off with a crucial decision to be made. I'll post some fun screenies and a poll option tomorrow after work and let you guys decide the path I take.
Hope it wasn't too boring/un-fun for the viewers. I think there were 23 of you by the end. MASOCHISTS ALL!
Okay, quit after 2.5 hours. Left off with a crucial decision to be made. I'll post some fun screenies and a poll option tomorrow after work and let you guys decide the path I take.
Hope it wasn't too boring/un-fun for the viewers. I think there were 23 of you by the end. MASOCHISTS ALL!
If you saw a "Chris is playing Binding of Isaac" pop-up about a million times a second, this morning, i'm really sorry about that. i'm trying to pseudo-savescum my way through the Lost's unlockables and it requires restarting the game a kerjillion times.
i promise as soon as i pick everything up (or get so absolutely fed-up i quit at it), i'll run a nice give away to try to restore the karmic balance, but...i'd ask you to forgive me for a little bit.
Things I am finding annoying about Age of Empires II:
Lack of autosave.
I don't remember it ever having that option . . .
That was a dark time, when games expected you to constantly remember to save. At least it wasn't the still barbaric "Save point" heyday of console fame.
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You hustle what you can to pay the bills. Ain't many can be a Jennifer Hale or Nolan North.
Or it could totally be the dev's friends and family and random kids from the local high school, and they just rented a day at the recording studio. Who knows.
Not simply calling it Total Warhammer seems like a missed opportunity.
Too many nights spent watching late night cable robbed me of ever being able to take the moral high ground.
Starting in about 10 minutes!
...whatever happened to that WH game? Never got released on steam, did it?
Hey now... Bro! was here first and he doesn't even make your list?
Hail Hydra!
This has been pretty magical so far.
EDIT Ooooh I need to download the beta
Steam / Origin & Wii U: Heatwave111 / FC: 4227-1965-3206 / Battle.net: Heatwave#11356
WHY GOD WHY?
And why are 19 people actually watching this misery?
Steam, Warframe: Megajoule
This game is horrible in ways I couldn't have anticipated.
The character Pixie is playing as is a bona-fide sociopath.
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
AND BY BETTER I MEAN WORSE. SO, SO MUCH WORSE.
To all writers, game developers, and future husbands/boyfriends:
"Jumbo" is not a real bra size.
Thank you and have a nice day.
I'm pretty sure you're wrong. This game is based on scientific fact
Switch FC: SW-7588-7027-0113, Steam/PSN: Halfazedninja
This might be a spoiler for a later line of dialog. >_>
If it wasn't a real size, how could they have a rack of them right next to the register?
Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
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I am stumped.
You win this round, sir.
Hope it wasn't too boring/un-fun for the viewers. I think there were 23 of you by the end. MASOCHISTS ALL!
See y'all next time.
Sweet nightmares for me, I think.
Steam | XBL
What time are you going to continue streaming? I need to watch the rest of this :P
Steam / Origin & Wii U: Heatwave111 / FC: 4227-1965-3206 / Battle.net: Heatwave#11356
Perhaps not, but there is a J cup size.
So J is for Jumbo.
Thanks to the chat, I was usually laughing like I was drunk, so it was much more entertaining than beating Wolfenstein.
And wow, even my lowest expectations were far, far too high.
Team Snake Tits is proud to announce that we are now being sponsored by the forces of Hydra!
Hail Hydra!
I think it's because of the one earlier option. Holy crap, that stupid option actually has an effect on the game.
I might actually have to take some screenshots of that one myself because it shows Dina being a HORRIBLE SOCIOPATH, moreso than the other ones.
For anyone who wasn't able to make it! NSFW obviously. annnnnd hooooo boy, this game... I thought I was prepared, but I really wasn't.
Sorry in advance for black flashes in between dialog transitions, it's a side effect from the game's awful programming and Steam Broadcaster.
Dina's bid to become a space baby amused me.
I was wondering what recourse there was for people who were unable to witness the suffering as it happened. Much obliged, Koopah!
Alcohol and popcorn, we are going places.
Those were dark times.
Would you say they were the brost of times?
...I'll show myself out.
Good, otherwise you'd be told to get out.
If you saw a "Chris is playing Binding of Isaac" pop-up about a million times a second, this morning, i'm really sorry about that. i'm trying to pseudo-savescum my way through the Lost's unlockables and it requires restarting the game a kerjillion times.
i promise as soon as i pick everything up (or get so absolutely fed-up i quit at it), i'll run a nice give away to try to restore the karmic balance, but...i'd ask you to forgive me for a little bit.
*Lost Unlocks: 1out of 7*
時計仕掛けの子の丸々太った磁器の顔に表情は無いが、転がりながら、口がカチッと開閉して、腕が上下に動い た。
ージョン・タインズ、作家
ー無名狂師、翻訳者 （俺）
Wanna watch a gaijin butcher monsters and the Japanese Language all at once? Sure you do, and now you can!
Lack of autosave.
I don't remember it ever having that option . . .
That was a dark time, when games expected you to constantly remember to save. At least it wasn't the still barbaric "Save point" heyday of console fame.
Squigs better be involved!