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Man Makes $900 Burger At A McDonald's Build-Your-Own Kiosk

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    They switched it back?

    HAPPY DAYS!

    Now I just gotta find somewhere that even caries them.

    Gas station

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Alt post: just eat a thousand pies
    (Osw reference)

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Man remember when Fazoli's was awesome in the early 2000's? Their sandwiches used to be way bigger and that's was only half, you could get a full. Also extra breadsticks would be brought around every five minutes. We used to go in and order a drink and eat tons of free delicious breadsticks.

    Now you are lucky if they show up once.

    I loved Fazoli's! All of them in my area are long gone.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    Just eat a thousand pies

    This needs to be the new thread title when we hit 100 pages.

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    a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    I want to remind everyone that Hardee's was so diversified that you only went there if nobody could agree on anything, except that they wanted biscuits. Then it got rid of all the fluff as was all "burgers or nothing" and their campaign slogan was how the last place you go for a burger will become the first.

    And Hardee's is definitely my favorite fast food burgers. Five guys isn't quite fast food.

    A Hardee's has been the only fast food place in the town closest to me almost since I was born, so there old super broad menu was pretty great back in the day.

    Their burgers they have now are really good, as are their chicken tenders. They can be kinda pricey though.

    Their fries aren't great, which is kinda annoying.

    But their sausage biscuit is best in the fast-food game. No one else is even close.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    All this talk about fast food burgers and no mention of Whataburger. The green chili double is like, my favorite fast food burger, but it costs a bunch of money. Whataburger also has malts, which I adore.

    On the topic of BK discontinuing items that made me go there, did anyone else eat the living shit out of some French International Chicken Sandwiches back in the 90s? The Italian ones were also damn good. The French one was swiss cheese, mayo and ham, the Italian one still has limited-time only appearances. bkitalianchicken.jpg

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Most of the country isn't fortunate enough to have Whataburger.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    All this talk about fast food burgers and no mention of Whataburger. The green chili double is like, my favorite fast food burger, but it costs a bunch of money. Whataburger also has malts, which I adore.

    On the topic of BK discontinuing items that made me go there, did anyone else eat the living shit out of some French International Chicken Sandwiches back in the 90s? The Italian ones were also damn good. The French one was swiss cheese, mayo and ham, the Italian one still has limited-time only appearances. bkitalianchicken.jpg

    I remember when I was a kid, I loved that BK Italian sandwich so I seek it out at least once for nostalgia reasons whenever it reappears

    It gets shittier every time, like clockwork.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Completely agree, but it still tastes like my childhood, y'know?

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    captaink wrote: »
    Most of the country isn't fortunate enough to have Whataburger.

    Well they have them here but green chili is an option for everything here even fried chicken

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    captaink wrote: »
    Most of the country isn't fortunate enough to have Whataburger.

    Well they have them here but green chili is an option for everything here even fried chicken

    I figured green chile was just a New Mexico stereotype until I visited a couple of years ago. No, they really do put it on anything. Green chile cheeseburgers are great if you can handle the heat though.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Whataburger, where your small drink can drown a small island

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Whataburger, where your small drink can drown a small island

    Where the cup has this symbol on the side of it
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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I think McDonalds shot themselves in the foot when they decided to scrap the dollar menu and rename it the "value" menu so they could raise those prices.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    I don't think McDonald's really had a choice. They were losing money on all the $1 hamburgers.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I actually like a Big Mac now and then, but here in the city it'll cost me like 8 or 9 bucks for the meal, so I'll just walk a block over and get a real hamburger from somewhere else for the same price.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    McDonald's has good coffee, it's true

    apparently, their food sales are shit in the U.S. and they're thinking about going full bore on the coffee

    They have a separate counter in most stores in Australia called McCafe with different staff (that actually get sent to Barista school!) and much much higher quality coffee supplies and machines. Coffee 'aficionados' still scoff at it, but the coffee they serve up is excellent value for money.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Whataburger, where your small drink can drown a small island

    Where the cup has this symbol on the side of it
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    at long last, I am home

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Dubh wrote: »
    McDonald's has good coffee, it's true

    apparently, their food sales are shit in the U.S. and they're thinking about going full bore on the coffee

    They have a separate counter in most stores in Australia called McCafe with different staff (that actually get sent to Barista school!) and much much higher quality coffee supplies and machines. Coffee 'aficionados' still scoff at it, but the coffee they serve up is excellent value for money.

    that's what they had in Japan and I concur, it was nice.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Dubh wrote: »
    McDonald's has good coffee, it's true

    apparently, their food sales are shit in the U.S. and they're thinking about going full bore on the coffee

    They have a separate counter in most stores in Australia called McCafe with different staff (that actually get sent to Barista school!) and much much higher quality coffee supplies and machines. Coffee 'aficionados' still scoff at it, but the coffee they serve up is excellent value for money.

    They use the same espresso machines in NA, also called McCafe, just usually without the separate counter. Sometimes, though.

    I'm reasonably sure Australia was a test market for McCafe, though, because Australia is unusually bonkers for espresso

    #pipe on
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    cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    McDonald's has good coffee, it's true

    apparently, their food sales are shit in the U.S. and they're thinking about going full bore on the coffee

    Their coffee is better than dunkin' donuts coffee, and if that's true about doubling down on coffee and breakfast, dunkin should be running scared. (DD has a stranglehold on New England. I don't know how people can stomach the coffee or the food, it's Real Bad.)

    Dunkin' finally launched here in Houston last year, and while I had fond memories of it from spending a portion of my childhood in Illinois, I was horribly disappointed with it upon revisiting. The donuts were nothing special at all, the coffee was so-so, and I just didn't understand the craze.

    Then again, I fucking love Krispy Kreme, so my tastes in donuts may be suspect.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Krispy Kreme has awful dirt-coffee and their donuts lose their appeal quickly when you live near one. I twice a year I'll eat some if I have visitors from out of state or someone brings them to work or they appeal to me with a shameless Ghostbusters promotion.

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    cr0w wrote: »
    Noisymunk wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    McDonald's has good coffee, it's true

    apparently, their food sales are shit in the U.S. and they're thinking about going full bore on the coffee

    Their coffee is better than dunkin' donuts coffee, and if that's true about doubling down on coffee and breakfast, dunkin should be running scared. (DD has a stranglehold on New England. I don't know how people can stomach the coffee or the food, it's Real Bad.)

    Dunkin' finally launched here in Houston last year, and while I had fond memories of it from spending a portion of my childhood in Illinois, I was horribly disappointed with it upon revisiting. The donuts were nothing special at all, the coffee was so-so, and I just didn't understand the craze.

    Then again, I fucking love Krispy Kreme, so my tastes in donuts may be suspect.

    Nah, Dunks' quality took a nose dive about 7-8 years ago. It was better back in the 80s-90s (and early aughts)

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Last month when I was in Dayton, OH I found a pretty great burger joint called Smashburger.

    The burger itself was solid. I got the avocado club burger. I also had a PB&J milkshake, which was great.

    But the best thing about it was one of their french fry alternatives called veggie frites. They were green beans and carrot strips, flash fried, and then tossed with salt and pepper. They were fantastic.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I want a burger, but have trismus from dental work and cannot open my mouth wide enough to bite into one.

    I have no mouth, and I must burg.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I want a burger, but have trismus from dental work and cannot open my mouth wide enough to bite into one.

    I have no mouth, and I must burg.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    Oooh, double post.

    The Geek on
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    BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Sliders. Lots of sliders.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I want a burger, but have trismus from dental work and cannot open my mouth wide enough to bite into one.

    I have no mouth, and I must burg.

    http://dinnerinabottle.com/cheese-burger

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    cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    Krispy Kreme has awful dirt-coffee and their donuts lose their appeal quickly when you live near one. I twice a year I'll eat some if I have visitors from out of state or someone brings them to work or they appeal to me with a shameless Ghostbusters promotion.

    I used to live a couple miles from one, and I knew exactly what time a day to go order a dozen so I'd end up with a box full of hot, gooey, almost-melting fresh ass donuts. At least once a week, I'd go apeshit on a box of those things.

    Luckily, they closed right around the time my metabolism decided it was time for a vacation, so I didn't swell up. I miss being under 25.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    Last month when I was in Dayton, OH I found a pretty great burger joint called Smashburger.

    The burger itself was solid. I got the avocado club burger. I also had a PB&J milkshake, which was great.

    But the best thing about it was one of their french fry alternatives called veggie frites. They were green beans and carrot strips, flash fried, and then tossed with salt and pepper. They were fantastic.

    There's a Smashburger a few blocks from my house. I will go there with the sole intent of trying a PB&J milkshake because that sounds super great. I shall also get a burger and some fries for, uh, er, science.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    The Geek wrote: »
    I want a burger, but have trismus from dental work and cannot open my mouth wide enough to bite into one.

    I have no mouth, and I must burg.

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    I have suggested this to my mom, who is unable to eat most solid foods because of her throat, and earned only withering looks.

    You know that little valve that blocks the entrance to the lungs when food or drink is going down the throat? Well, it's kind of like that hill from Nightmare Before Christmas. It curls down to cover the entrance and curls back up when it's not needed. The problem is that my mom's has, for some reason, decided to "grab" food that travels down the throat and curl back up with it so she gets into a coughing/choking fit.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    I want a burger, but have trismus from dental work and cannot open my mouth wide enough to bite into one.

    I have no mouth, and I must burg.

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    Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    Does anyone else find Hamburger Helper boringly bland? It seem like no matter what I add to it, it always ends up tasting like next to nothing. Velveeta Cheesy Skillets are a little bit better, and they're mac & cheese commercials are mildly amusing;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4_A3nl5VFI

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    cr0wcr0w Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Velveeta's blacksmith commercials throw me into hysterics to this day.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VXZ8RfeHe0

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    All this talk about fast food burgers and no mention of Whataburger. The green chili double is like, my favorite fast food burger, but it costs a bunch of money. Whataburger also has malts, which I adore.

    On the topic of BK discontinuing items that made me go there, did anyone else eat the living shit out of some French International Chicken Sandwiches back in the 90s? The Italian ones were also damn good. The French one was swiss cheese, mayo and ham, the Italian one still has limited-time only appearances. bkitalianchicken.jpg

    I'm kind of surprised the French Chicken Sandwich hasn't made a limited return. They've got ham in their stores again for the return of the Yumbo.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Madican wrote: »
    I have suggested this to my mom, who is unable to eat most solid foods because of her throat, and earned only withering looks.

    You know that little valve that blocks the entrance to the lungs when food or drink is going down the throat? Well, it's kind of like that hill from Nightmare Before Christmas. It curls down to cover the entrance and curls back up when it's not needed. The problem is that my mom's has, for some reason, decided to "grab" food that travels down the throat and curl back up with it so she gets into a coughing/choking fit.
    It's called the epiglottis, just fyi.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I have suggested this to my mom, who is unable to eat most solid foods because of her throat, and earned only withering looks.

    You know that little valve that blocks the entrance to the lungs when food or drink is going down the throat? Well, it's kind of like that hill from Nightmare Before Christmas. It curls down to cover the entrance and curls back up when it's not needed. The problem is that my mom's has, for some reason, decided to "grab" food that travels down the throat and curl back up with it so she gets into a coughing/choking fit.
    It's called the epiglottis, just fyi.

    Epiglottis, yes. I don't know why I forgot that.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    McDonald's has good coffee, it's true

    apparently, their food sales are shit in the U.S. and they're thinking about going full bore on the coffee

    They have a separate counter in most stores in Australia called McCafe with different staff (that actually get sent to Barista school!) and much much higher quality coffee supplies and machines. Coffee 'aficionados' still scoff at it, but the coffee they serve up is excellent value for money.

    They use the same espresso machines in NA, also called McCafe, just usually without the separate counter. Sometimes, though.

    I'm reasonably sure Australia was a test market for McCafe, though, because Australia is unusually bonkers for espresso

    Think I saw it in Italy before I saw it in Aus, but it might have been roughly concurrent.

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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Mego Thor wrote: »
    Does anyone else find Hamburger Helper boringly bland? It seem like no matter what I add to it, it always ends up tasting like next to nothing. Velveeta Cheesy Skillets are a little bit better, and they're mac & cheese commercials are mildly amusing;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4_A3nl5VFI

    by itself kinda. I think it depends on how you season the beef. i make sure and mix in a good bit of onion powder, garlic powder, celery salt, black pepper into the beef before cooking it, and it certainly helps the overall flavor of the dish.

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