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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    oh that's right i told a girl i would go on a date with her this weekend but i got distracted by my procrastination on my work

    and then i needed to do my work because i procrastinated so i couldn't have gone out anyway

    so i forgot to contact her and tell her i couldn't, soooo i'm just gonna let that slide and never contact her again

    poo
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    FrosteeyFrosteey Elaise 1521-2945-8940Registered User regular
    Organichu this cheesy american lol with the exploitative blitzcranks...

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Smooth, Shaz

    Real smooth

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    seriously guys wat do i do?
    why does he put me in this position?
    oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
    35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.

    huh?
    @Deebaser
    my dad sent me an email containing a photo of a proposed self published poetry book cover, the front and back.

    "tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."

    he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook and other poetry sites for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. because he has them all fooled about what kind of person he is, also because most of them probably are counting on him to get them additional work or promotions.

    alternatively, family members all block his posts because of how awful it is and they know what kind of person he really is.

    every time i'm in atl he forces me to listen to him read one of his new poems. he's been harasing me to help him figure out how to self publish. i told him basically i have no idea but here are some links you can check out. because i am not a fucking publisher. he literally was mad at me for not doing it for him.

    ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.

    i literally dont think this could be a shittier thing.

    i just dont.
    just tell him to self publish it on something like lulu.com so he at least wastes less than most self publishing things and let him live his dumb life

    or i dunno, maybe him and Vanguard can release a book together

    i am going to bash my head against a wall

    my mom literally calls me saying they're having trouble paying all the bills and then i get an email about self publishing a book

    the fuck?
    tell him nobody buys poetry books by people they dont know, and to just think of how many people he works with that would buy it and whether that is enough income to be beyond pointless (it isn't)

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    The way the Packers blew the end of that game I swore the Cowboys really did make it to the NFC title game.

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    Learning that sweeter drinks don't taste better, they're just sweeter was a big step for me in terms of alcohol appreciation.

    But
    I don't...understand. Sweeter IS better.

    I totally agree

    Off topic, would you like some of my ketones?

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    oh that's right i told a girl i would go on a date with her this weekend but i got distracted by my procrastination on my work

    and then i needed to do my work because i procrastinated so i couldn't have gone out anyway

    so i forgot to contact her and tell her i couldn't, soooo i'm just gonna let that slide and never contact her again

    YOU'RE TERRIBLE

    sorry.
    not really

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Smooth, Shaz

    Real smooth

    it's k, this is the girl i found out from googling was a college republican aka i could probably not relate to her as a human being

    poo
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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    oh that's right i told a girl i would go on a date with her this weekend but i got distracted by my procrastination on my work

    and then i needed to do my work because i procrastinated so i couldn't have gone out anyway

    so i forgot to contact her and tell her i couldn't, soooo i'm just gonna let that slide and never contact her again
    and you wonder why you're single...

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    HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    @Jacobkosh Yeah I saw it, I @'d him back. Unfortunately I'd already saved over it.

    Got another crash but it's 100% on me for playing too large of a game (the game literally gave me a "uhhhh, that's probably a bad idea dude" message when I initially tried to start the game.

    Looking forward to them sorting out larger games. It's pretty tough to level planets with a smaller number of systems.

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtmQKOOZnlM

    fwiw the intro is really nice before the cacophonous skramz

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Mom called to tell me about the $700 worth of yarn she bought today.

    $700. On Yarn.

    Now, to properly imagine what this conversation feels like. Keep two factors in mind:
    1. The person is talking about yarn.
    2. The person spent $700...on yarn.

    It's the perfect worst story.

    At this rate my inheritance will be some very nice sweaters.

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    BEAST! wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    seriously guys wat do i do?
    why does he put me in this position?
    oh yeah because he's a textbook narcissist.
    35 year old photo on his self published poetry and all.

    huh?
    @Deebaser
    my dad sent me an email containing a photo of a proposed self published poetry book cover, the front and back.

    "tell me if this book cover looks good enough for me to invest money in printing a book."

    he has been writing terrible poetry and posting it on facebook and other poetry sites for the past 2 or 3 years. all these women who work under him tell him how good it is and how wonderful he is every time he posts it. because he has them all fooled about what kind of person he is, also because most of them probably are counting on him to get them additional work or promotions.

    alternatively, family members all block his posts because of how awful it is and they know what kind of person he really is.

    every time i'm in atl he forces me to listen to him read one of his new poems. he's been harasing me to help him figure out how to self publish. i told him basically i have no idea but here are some links you can check out. because i am not a fucking publisher. he literally was mad at me for not doing it for him.

    ITS ALL POETRY ABOUT LOVE AND LOSING LOVE AND NONE OF IT IS ABOUT MY MOTHER WHO HE IS STILL MARRIED TO.

    i literally dont think this could be a shittier thing.

    i just dont.
    just tell him to self publish it on something like lulu.com so he at least wastes less than most self publishing things and let him live his dumb life

    or i dunno, maybe him and Vanguard can release a book together

    i am going to bash my head against a wall

    my mom literally calls me saying they're having trouble paying all the bills and then i get an email about self publishing a book

    the fuck?
    tell him nobody buys poetry books by people they dont know, and to just think of how many people he works with that would buy it and whether that is enough income to be beyond pointless (it isn't)

    i've tried telling him this before. he doesnt care and wants to believe he will be the next best selling author. because you know, there are so many best selling poetry books nowadays.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Also 2 months of various medical issues have cost me 2.5 minutes on my 5km I was really depressed with that yesterday.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    oh that's right i told a girl i would go on a date with her this weekend but i got distracted by my procrastination on my work

    and then i needed to do my work because i procrastinated so i couldn't have gone out anyway

    so i forgot to contact her and tell her i couldn't, soooo i'm just gonna let that slide and never contact her again

    YOU'RE TERRIBLE

    sorry.
    not really

    i mean it was more like messaging well over a week ago and i was like, yeah superbowl weekend is probably good for me when trying to figure out when

    but it's not like she texted since then either

    it's not like there was any investment, i think never contacting is totally fine

    poo
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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    he has literally no financial sense. he thinks money grows on trees. the only reason he has anything is because my mom pays the bills and keeps him in line as best as she can. she can only do so much though.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Alright.

    Time to finish up the last 20 minutes of annoying conversation that is ME3.

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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Some asshole's been going into the laundry room and opening the dryer doors

    Weird

    whattadouche

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    TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Smooth, Shaz

    Real smooth

    it's k, this is the girl i found out from googling was a college republican aka i could probably not relate to her as a human being

    that's still a dick move tho

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I am so disaffected that my ringtone is a version of the default ringtone I recorded.

    It's so meta and ironic.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Speaking of poetry books I bought Death of a Naturalist a while back.

    There are themes of growing up, loss of innocence, admiration of your elders and historical injustice.

    More importantly, the eponymous poem makes a reference to farting.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    hmmm....apparently i picked up too many card cases for my yelly board games.
    i did not realize these bitches were different sizes.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    he has literally no financial sense. he thinks money grows on trees. the only reason he has anything is because my mom pays the bills and keeps him in line as best as she can. she can only do so much though.

    Has he ever spent $700 on yarn?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    BEAST! wrote: »
    oh that's right i told a girl i would go on a date with her this weekend but i got distracted by my procrastination on my work

    and then i needed to do my work because i procrastinated so i couldn't have gone out anyway

    so i forgot to contact her and tell her i couldn't, soooo i'm just gonna let that slide and never contact her again
    and you wonder why you're single...

    no, i don't really wonder

    poo
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh i need to invest in a computer fan because this one is just whirring annoyingly all the time.

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    BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    Kagera wrote: »
    The way the Packers blew the end of that game I swore the Cowboys really did make it to the NFC title game.
    come on, at least rodgers didn't fumble the winning fieldgoal

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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    hmm

    playing ryse son of rome

    its better than i thought itd be, but seems to be flopping on some of the things i thought itd flop on

    it is gr8 looking tho, dat pc port es gr8 (supersampling for dayz son)

    im a little confused by why they spent so much time an effort mocapping all those execution montages tho when theyre literally just on kill resource restorers that are identical other than having slightly different percentage values

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    LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    My text notification is the Protoman whistle.

    I like it, brief and punchy and I associate it with "Incoming [thing]".

    Piano covers of Cruel angel thesis and Only my railgun.

    Because I am literally a self parody.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Mom called to tell me about the $700 worth of yarn she bought today.

    $700. On Yarn.

    Now, to properly imagine what this conversation feels like. Keep two factors in mind:
    1. The person is talking about yarn.
    2. The person spent $700...on yarn.

    It's the perfect worst story.

    At this rate my inheritance will be some very nice sweaters.

    Yarn can be a force for good _J_. Just look at Passerbye.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    Like there are people who drink unsweetened iced tea and I'm just like 'Why?'

    Yes I know I'm part of the problem. Still. Why?

    My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    _J_ wrote: »
    Mom called to tell me about the $700 worth of yarn she bought today.

    $700. On Yarn.

    Now, to properly imagine what this conversation feels like. Keep two factors in mind:
    1. The person is talking about yarn.
    2. The person spent $700...on yarn.

    It's the perfect worst story.

    At this rate my inheritance will be some very nice sweaters.

    i'm sorry about but....

    read my recent post history if you want to not feel alone with the whole having parents who make terrible decisions thing.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh i need to invest in a computer fan because this one is just whirring annoyingly all the time.

    Is it the fan, or the fan vibrating the case?

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    ChelleYeahChelleYeah Mrs. Ludious Living it up in Cinderella's CastleRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Smooth, Shaz

    Real smooth

    it's k, this is the girl i found out from googling was a college republican aka i could probably not relate to her as a human being

    that doesnt make it ok. she deserves an explanation.

    but i'm not going to get all up in your biz.

    I post Makeup stuff and Schnauzers on instagram.

    Ludious wrote: »
    I react like a dyslexic crash test dummy. Hit the wall then the brakes.
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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh i need to invest in a computer fan because this one is just whirring annoyingly all the time.

    They are really cheap. Is it the one on the PSU or the CPU?

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    oh that's right i told a girl i would go on a date with her this weekend but i got distracted by my procrastination on my work

    and then i needed to do my work because i procrastinated so i couldn't have gone out anyway

    so i forgot to contact her and tell her i couldn't, soooo i'm just gonna let that slide and never contact her again

    YOU'RE TERRIBLE

    sorry.
    not really

    i mean it was more like messaging well over a week ago and i was like, yeah superbowl weekend is probably good for me when trying to figure out when

    but it's not like she texted since then either

    it's not like there was any investment, i think never contacting is totally fine

    A lot of reasons there for why you can't just text her and be like "welp, so regarding our tentative plans"

    Which isn't all that hard to do

    Kinda makes you seem cowardly, pulling out a bunch of reasons not to make a simple courtesy text because you feel awkward

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    Yo Mim, you finish those Fraction comics yet?

    If you like his writing you might wanna check out his run on Iron Fist

    or his comic Sex Criminals about a couple who stop time by cumming

    I read an interview with him that was basically an extended handjob from the interviewer with him occasionally interjecting: 'yes, yes, that's what I deserve. More of that. I earned it.'

    Turned me off it a bit. When I eventually read Sex Criminals at a friend's place I was like--yeah, it's alright and everything, but it's pretty dumb to act like this is the most interesting treatment of sex that exists in western literature.

    In general I'm a little skeptical of the hype surrounding graphic novels that tackle adult topics. It's like people expect trumpets and laurels just for being a comic book that isn't stupid; but, there's a lot more to being a piece of great art than just not being stupid.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    ChelleYeah wrote: »
    _J_ wrote: »
    Mom called to tell me about the $700 worth of yarn she bought today.

    $700. On Yarn.

    Now, to properly imagine what this conversation feels like. Keep two factors in mind:
    1. The person is talking about yarn.
    2. The person spent $700...on yarn.

    It's the perfect worst story.

    At this rate my inheritance will be some very nice sweaters.

    i'm sorry about but....

    read my recent post history if you want to not feel alone with the whole having parents who make terrible decisions thing.

    Do your parents do the whole "But it was on sale!" thing?

    I hate that thing.

    "I could have spent more, so it's good that I spent this much!"

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    @eddy

    more "urbane international" than american, really

    BUT YES MURRICAN FOREIGN

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh i need to invest in a computer fan because this one is just whirring annoyingly all the time.

    They are really cheap. Is it the one on the PSU or the CPU?

    Neither, the side case fan.

    It's doing these super fucking weird noises, screeching and squealing... and really loudly.

    It's more annoying than anything.

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    _J__J_ Pedant Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    SanderJK wrote: »
    Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh i need to invest in a computer fan because this one is just whirring annoyingly all the time.

    They are really cheap. Is it the one on the PSU or the CPU?

    Neither, the side case fan.

    It's doing these super fucking weird noises, screeching and squealing... and really loudly.

    It's more annoying than anything.

    Clean it.

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