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Everyone Agrees That [Nintendo] Has Met With A Terrible Fate

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    is it the boobs

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Well the preface would have ot be "It is all very bad" but Cia's cleavage would be a component yeah

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    It's pretty hilarious how obvious which characters are from other Zelda games and which are original to Hyrule Warriors.

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    hmm

    http://codenamesteam.nintendo.com/agents/

    I can't be certain but it really sounds like the lovecraft character in codename steam, your science expert, is just Dr. Venture

    on the one hand that is delightful, but on the other hand that is going to completely undermine my ability to take the character's advice even slightly seriously

    What's you talking ab-HOLY SHIT IS THAT RANDOLPH CARTER

    I'm still pretty ehhhh on Tiger Lily but between Randolph Carter and girl Zorro there are some good choices in there

    the fact that queequeg is in this game is blowing my mind

    Uh, I'm clearance Level Six. I know that Queequeg was killed in action before the battle of the Pequod. Got the full report.

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    I stole this line from someone here on the forum but
    I save the world in the other Zelda games because that's what you're supposed to do
    I saved those people in Majora's Mask because I wanted those people to be okay

    This is actually one of the things I thought Twilight Princess was really good at, too

    People talk about that game's beginning but it established, very quickly, how Link was kind of an adopted older brother for Colin and was taken care of by Colin's parents, in a way

    I cared a pretty great deal about rescuing those kids

    one thing i actually loved in twilight princess is when
    god it's been a long time and i didn't get attached to the game in the same way as a lot of previous zeldas but

    when the underground group of dudes who help you get to the castle are there and the one dude has what passes for a rocket launcher

    and i'm just like yes, it's so nice to see some of hyrule's citizens taking an active interest in saving their collective asses beyond just link

    it was a nice concept anyway, it sucks that that was about the extent to which they felt involved

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Majora's mask isn't even the best zelda game, the fuck is going on here.

    It says right here that it's the best Nintendo game and everyone agrees, so I dunno what the fuss is about

    Should probably just accept it and move on

    Super Metroid is right there!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    listen, i like a lot about Hyrule Warriors. But yeah, they clearly want you to want to fuck like everyone in that game and that's weird, but also for some reason i really like Cia and i don't know why.

    I will not defend this, but i've gotten a fanfic based on this fanfic in the works based ont he master quest stuff and let's jut say, "sexily" appears a lot.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Also there sia man that turns into a dragon, and one of his alternate costumes is based on Lu Bu. And if you don't like that, well, we have different priorities.

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    I thought all the Zelda characters in Hyrule Warriors were fine too great.

    Especially hair-metal Ganondorf.

    The original characters were not as great. I still like Volga though.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Elite Beat Agents is the best.

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    ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    The first half of wind waker is easily better quality than Majora's Mask, but then the second half dips in quality enough for MM to be the superior game.

    MEANWHILE,

    Does anyone know if there's going to be more rewards (i.e. more games) available on club nintendo? Should I hold on to my coins?

    Children's rights are human rights.
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Elaro wrote: »
    The first half of wind waker is easily better quality than Majora's Mask, but then the second half dips in quality enough for MM to be the superior game.

    MEANWHILE,

    Does anyone know if there's going to be more rewards (i.e. more games) available on club nintendo? Should I hold on to my coins?

    Nope, shit is shutting down. What's on their now is all there is going to be, I am pretty sure.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Elite Beat Agents is the best.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ziKlRv9s1E

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also Ghirahim kinda bothers me more than Cia. however, the most problematic thing is actually the Time Guardian Cia costume, it's supposed to her before she goes evil, and part of the look is she's super white instead of dark skinned.

    So, there's that. If we really want to break down its issues. but she can also summon a bunch of shadow fuck boys, so i'm down with that.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i like that cia is strong enough to just take the triforce of power

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    i like that cia is strong enough to just take the triforce of power

    Seriously. she has kinda shitty motivation and what not, but she successfully fends of Ganondorf, rips a hole in time, tames a dragon man. All neat things.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Daypigeon wrote: »
    hmm

    http://codenamesteam.nintendo.com/agents/

    I can't be certain but it really sounds like the lovecraft character in codename steam, your science expert, is just Dr. Venture

    on the one hand that is delightful, but on the other hand that is going to completely undermine my ability to take the character's advice even slightly seriously

    What's you talking ab-HOLY SHIT IS THAT RANDOLPH CARTER

    I'm still pretty ehhhh on Tiger Lily but between Randolph Carter and girl Zorro there are some good choices in there

    the fact that queequeg is in this game is blowing my mind

    WITH EXPLODING PENGUINS!!!!

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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Wooo, got platinum on Club Nintendo! Here's hoping the final rewards are good.

    Now to figure out what to spend these 500 coins on.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    I'm going to choose to believe that gif was in response to my post.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    THIS IS OUR TIIIIIIIME

    WITHOUT A DOUUUUUUUBT

    TIME TO IGNIIIIIITE

    WE'RE NOT GOIN DOOOOOOOOWN.......WITHOUT A FIGHT

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    i think i have spent Literal Human Hours just playing Jumpin Jack Flash

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The game has remarkably good covers.

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    It's a goddamn crime that there aren't more of those games in the US

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    If I ever see Reggie IRL, I'm going to whisper as I pass him

    "EBA...EBA...EBA..."

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It's pretty hilarious how obvious which characters are from other Zelda games and which are original to Hyrule Warriors.

    In fairness, all the redesigned Zelda characters except Link and Impa got pretty bad designs, too
    Melding wrote: »
    also Ghirahim kinda bothers me more than Cia. however, the most problematic thing is actually the Time Guardian Cia costume, it's supposed to her before she goes evil, and part of the look is she's super white instead of dark skinned.

    So, there's that. If we really want to break down its issues. but she can also summon a bunch of shadow fuck boys, so i'm down with that.

    I thought the most problematic thing was how she acted on her sexual desires and then died for it

    Getting a sexualized tanned makeover when you go evil is just part and parcel of that whole "women acting on their desires are evil" thing that game had going

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Did they ever make another EBA

    I played EBA and two Ouendan games and I still want more of that

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Zelda looks boss in Hyrule Warriors, you cray.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    If I ever see Reggie IRL, I'm going to whisper as I pass him

    "EBA...EBA...EBA..."

    Did. . .not . . .sell . . .


    Seriously for the amount of work involved in its creation the game bombed.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    It sold under expectations.

    The closest we got was the gross iOS game Demon's Score. Developed by iNIS, but "edgy" and dark instead of fun and charming.

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    I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    final fantasy theatrhythm

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    if you liked eba might I recommend THE RHYTHM OF FIGHTERS for ios and android

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    final fantasy theatrhythm
    The part closest to EBA is reserved for slower songs.

    Also I hate the "flick in this directiom" stuff

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    It's pretty hilarious how obvious which characters are from other Zelda games and which are original to Hyrule Warriors.

    In fairness, all the redesigned Zelda characters except Link and Impa got pretty bad designs, too
    Melding wrote: »
    also Ghirahim kinda bothers me more than Cia. however, the most problematic thing is actually the Time Guardian Cia costume, it's supposed to her before she goes evil, and part of the look is she's super white instead of dark skinned.

    So, there's that. If we really want to break down its issues. but she can also summon a bunch of shadow fuck boys, so i'm down with that.

    I thought the most problematic thing was how she acted on her sexual desires and then died for it

    Getting a sexualized tanned makeover when you go evil is just part and parcel of that whole "women acting on their desires are evil" thing that game had going

    yeah but she was tan before the dlc came out and all the scenes imply that's what she looked like before, she was just evil now.

    As for acting on sexual desire and dying, that's just about every female villain, so i kinda am numb to it. which is probably worse.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    I never played Theatrhythm but @SilverWind tore it to pieces

    I think she liked it quite a bit. Even bought a couple of DLC

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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    If I ever see Reggie IRL, I'm going to whisper as I pass him

    "EBA...EBA...EBA..."

    Did. . .not . . .sell . . .


    Seriously for the amount of work involved in its creation the game bombed.

    i'll buy 5 copies if they make another.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    The avs for @Hullis and @The Betman make me so happy

    Especially since I just got that trophy in Smash the other night

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    A survey for you people

    Do you think Reggie Fils-Aime actually plays games

    I can never decide if he's actually invested in games themselves or if Nintendo is just another business he works at, like VH1 and Pizza Hut

    I definitely lean towards the latter

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Reggie doesn't play games

    Reggie is games

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