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Everyone Agrees That [Nintendo] Has Met With A Terrible Fate

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    That said I've softened my stance on Xenoblade because I enjoyed a lot of the stuff I bashed it for in DAI

    so I'm really not sure at this point why I disliked it so much

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I feel about this Princess Peach costume in Bayonetta.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    I really want to play Xenoblade but that 3DS version looks kinda busted and the Wii version has vanished from my area

    What I would really like would be if they put it up on the eShop Virtual Console

    But I guess the 3DS port has made this impossible

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I really want to play Xenoblade but that 3DS version looks kinda busted and the Wii version has vanished from my area

    What I would really like would be if they put it up on the eShop Virtual Console

    But I guess the 3DS port has made this impossible

    I would bet it comes to VC after the 3DS version releases.

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  • ElaroElaro Apologetic Registered User regular
    Adorable.

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  • McFlynnMcFlynn Registered User regular
    Double rainbow or nothing.

  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    I'm gonna level with folks.

    While I like WW aesthetically a whole bunch, gameplay wise I think it might be the weakest 3D Zelda. None of the dungeons are very good, there aren't nearly enough, and the overworld is too sparse to make up for it. Yeah The Great Sea is big, but most of those spaces only have 1 thing to do on them. Hell, the different reefs basically don't have anything to do, and there are 6 of those.

    I also think the counter move in WW is pretty bad. It's very one note and trivializes almost all the enemies. Even the 100 Trials cave in WW is made into a cake walk by the counter. Compare to Twilight Princess, where the final few floors of its Cave of Trials are legitimately hard and challenging, and much more fun to play thanks to TP's more varied combat.

    If I had had the control issues a lot of people seem to have with Skyward Sword I'd probably put it at the bottom of the list, but SS's controls worked fine for me. Even then, I might rank SS above it just because it has my favourite Zelda dungeon ever, Ancient Cistern.

    i have to make a counterpoint on the counter move

    it feels fucking rad when you do it, regardless of difficulty

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I feel about this Princess Peach costume in Bayonetta.

    Its how Bayonetta would cosplay as Peach. Thats the official explanation

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  • Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Rehab wrote: »
    I used to think mm and ww were about even

    But there are things that I'd change about ww

    Majora on the other hand

    wouldn't change a hair on its head

    I really like Majora's Mask but it has the same problem that I find Wind Waker has.

    Could use more dungeons. People say Wind Waker is short on dungeons and always seem to overlook Majora's Mask which has a measly four.

    i feel like majora's mask has a lot more side content

    or not so much more so much as it's more engaging, so i actually do it

    i've never felt compelled to do the collection stuff in any zelda except majora's mask really

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I feel about this Princess Peach costume in Bayonetta.

    "Awkward" is pretty safe

    Even if it is fun to pretend Bayonetta made a pact and now Bowser is her patron demon

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I really want to play Xenoblade but that 3DS version looks kinda busted and the Wii version has vanished from my area

    What I would really like would be if they put it up on the eShop Virtual Console

    But I guess the 3DS port has made this impossible

    For 2-3 years at least.

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Majora's Mask is the best zelda game because not only are you exploring space, you're exploring time. Video games have taken us to lots of interesting worlds, but video games almost never give you the ability to explore a place's relationship with time. I mean think about any place you've lived- it's different on Friday night to how it is on midday Monday, and it's different to how it is on Sunday if there's a market or fair on or something. The changing atmosphere of a place as time changes is a big part of what makes a place real.

    Some game locations have a pre and post relationship with time. Before the big calamity and after the big calamity. Before you saved them and after you've saved them. You can walk around and talk to everyone and they will be like 'thanks guy for saving us' and that's it. It feels stupid and static.

    I can think of almost no games that have an evolving mood as time passes. The second day starts and you feel different. Clock town is a different place. Night time on the 3rd day is one of the most atmospheric locations in gaming. Because it's a time and a place. How many other games can you say that about?

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    It had mmo ass quest design

    Yeah, but it was neither multiplayer, nor online, so it's missing a lot of what makes an MMO what it is. It was massive though, I'll grant you that. It's an MSO!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    You know they coukd just remove combat from thr next zelda and I doubt I'd complain. Maybe it would even be an improvement.

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    What no

    Zelda combat is pretty simple but it's an integral part of the experience that you are killing all these terrible and/or goofy monsters, what would the game even be about if you didn't have that

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    What no

    Zelda combat is pretty simple but it's an integral part of the experience that you are killing all these terrible and/or goofy monsters, what would the game even be about if you didn't have that

    Exploration, puzzles, adventure. All more interesting stuff than combat personally.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Yoshis are expendable, they're not the stars of fuckin' games

  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    I think you can do that but it wouldn't be Zelda anymore

    That series should exist, but not as the storied franchise with the expert swordsman fighting the evil wizard

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Yeah I absolutely love 2d zelda combat and TP is some of my favorite sword and shield combat outside of dark souls

    I really hope that doesn't happne

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Yeah I absolutely love 2d zelda combat and TP is some of my favorite sword and shield combat outside of dark souls

    I really hope that doesn't happne

    It won't

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    I'm not sure how I feel about this Princess Peach costume in Bayonetta.

    It certainly is a costume.

    I saw a lady dressed as Bayonetta in the Peach costume.

    She was rocking it.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    Am I still the only person in the world who hated everthing about both the n64 zelda games?

    Okay just checking.

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Am I still the only person in the world who hated everthing about both the n64 zelda games?

    Okay just checking.

    I don't hate them, but I definitely don't think they're that special. Like, I'd rate Wind Waker and Skyward Sword above them, and most of the 2D Zeldas above even that, so that puts them both near the bottom of the list.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World
    Yoshis are expendable, they're not the stars of fuckin' games
    Settle down, Jeff

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Woolly World because claymation never looks not awful

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  • CptKemzikCptKemzik Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Uriel wrote: »
    Am I still the only person in the world who hated everthing about both the n64 zelda games?

    Okay just checking.

    Out of curiosity, and assuming it wasn't hyperbole, what makes you hate them rather than simply dislike them out of preference for others in the series?

    For me the n64 zeldas were some of THE formative games I have played, so I have a particular bias, but harsh criticism of OoT at least always comes across as iconoclasm.
    I don't hate them, but I definitely don't think they're that special. Like, I'd rate Wind Waker and Skyward Sword above them, and most of the 2D Zeldas above even that, so that puts them both near the bottom of the list.

    This makes sense, but at the same time I think it's easy to take for granted what the n64 games accomplished in bringing zelda into a 3D environment. Given how many other series experienced absolutely abortive attempts going from 2D to 3D, the fact that the n64 Zeldas not only pulled it off, but are arguably still very playable games to this day, is no mean feat.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Woolly World because claymation never looks not awful

    what the fuck

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    man sometimes I think I'm gonna steal king vows badpinion crown

    nope never gonna happen

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I really want to play Xenoblade but that 3DS version looks kinda busted and the Wii version has vanished from my area

    What I would really like would be if they put it up on the eShop Virtual Console

    But I guess the 3DS port has made this impossible

    How does the 3DS version look busted?

    I think it looks rad

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Woolly World because claymation never looks not awful

    Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome this is.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Woolly World because claymation never looks not awful

    what the fuck

    I had a friend in high school who refused to watch anything claymation or otherwise stop-motion-animated on principle. It drove me NUTS because he'd staunchly refuse to watch things I knew he'd love for the most arbitrary reason.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Woolly World because claymation never looks not awful

    what the fuck

    Let me rephrase: not horrifying

    Stop motion, including claymation, freaks me the fuck out

    For things that are meant to be a little creepy, like Coraline or ParaNorman, this is great!

    But there is nothing cute about it

    It is unsettling

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Which is cuter: Kirby Rainbow Curse or Yoshi's Wolly World

    Woolly World because claymation never looks not awful

    what the fuck

    I don't necessarily think claymation is always awful, but it pretty much always comes off as kinda to super creepy looking to me.

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    Except this

    This is amazing

  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    You guys have never seen Will Vinton Claymation, especially his Christmas special. The Joy to the World is amazing!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    I'm sure it's all technically amazing and whatever

    People said that about The Fantastic Mr. Fox too

    But I watched the trailer and received a nightmare factory in return

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  • Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Take a look at this. It is not standard stop motion claymation, but 2D.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL42GCy5YeA

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