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King Joffy's all-new Game of Thrones thread.

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    That's a pretty good trailer, right there

    Is that "Break the wheel" speech from the books? Because I liked that quite a bit, honestly. Good Games of Thronesy speech, it was.

    Also, Brienne in the north? Whaaaaaaat

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I find there are a lot of spoilers if you look at history.

    Since this is mainly based on the war of the roses, we kinda know a bit about how it's going to end.

    Except for the ice zombies that everyone is ignoring.

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  • a5ehrena5ehren AtlantaRegistered User regular
    fRAWRst wrote: »
    lots of book changes/spoilers in the trailer aswell
    SANSA IN WINTERFELL?! REPLACING fArya?! TAKING OVER MANDERLY ROLE???

    WAHTAPPENING

    They have 30 episodes to finish the story, mainly.

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Man the cg is insane.

  • fRAWRstfRAWRst The Seas Call The Mad AnswerRegistered User regular
    That's a pretty good trailer, right there

    Is that "Break the wheel" speech from the books? Because I liked that quite a bit, honestly. Good Games of Thronesy speech, it was.

    Also, Brienne in the north? Whaaaaaaat

    I don't believe that speech is, but its in way better context than the first trailer speech.

    I think Brienne and Pod might be heading to the Wall? Not sure how the storyline will play out, as Book!Brienne has a different paced journey. It might be a
    winter hitting the Riverlands like Jaimes last chapter in aFfC

    Adventures of Brienne and Pod are great all the time though, soooo excited for it. Daniel Portman as Pod is one of the characters (like Bronn) who they keep writing great material for cause hes a great actor.

    This season's changes are shaping to be awesome

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Speaking of Pod, whatever happened with the whole
    being incredible in bed
    thing? What was even the deal with that? It seemed like such a pointed event and then it was never spoken of again.

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    nah it was just a dumb joke, haha meek nerd is crazy savant in bed

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  • fRAWRstfRAWRst The Seas Call The Mad AnswerRegistered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Veldrin wrote: »
    Speaking of Pod, whatever happened with the whole
    being incredible in bed
    thing? What was even the deal with that? It seemed like such a pointed event and then it was never spoken of again.

    it seems like it was just filling the TnA quota for the season, nerdy socially awkward boy is a god in bed

    but i have another dream
    pod is azor ahai, his is the dick that was promised

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    aww ok

    I guess the show just has me paranoid and thinking that every plotline is some kind of horrible scheme in play.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Podrick Payne: Sex God was a storyline so stupid that I goddamn near quit the show

    Man alive that shit was lame

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Podrick Payne: Sex God was a storyline so stupid that I goddamn near quit the show

    Man alive that shit was lame

    I have completely pushed it out of my mind.

    It never happened.

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  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    there are enough storylines and characters in GOT that no single dud instance ever bothers me for long

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    more like podrick paynis

    podrick paynis

    penis

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I think you should talk to a doctor about that.

  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    I always chose to read that scene as Tyrion having secretly already paid the prostitutes and telling them to not accept the money Podrick gives them, as a way of boosting his confidence/thanking him. Tyrion is just really good at playing it off like he's surprised when Podrick tells him about it.

    But that's just me.

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  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    That is an incredibly tyrion thing to do

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    I prefer to think that it's all Pod, just because it's so... unlikely, given how we see the character in other circumstances.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    As dumb as 'secret magic sex talent' is I love that scene just for the gradual realization by Tyrion and Bronn and the switch from "Pour us some wine" to "Okay have a seat here's some wine start talking good buddy"

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  • Brovid HasselsmofBrovid Hasselsmof [Growling historic on the fury road] Registered User regular
    I always thought it was Tyrion boosting Pod's ego and was actually surprised other people didn't all read it that way.

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  • JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    There was a scene later where the Spider and his spy were talking about it after hearing about it from the girls, wasn't there?

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  • AnzekayAnzekay Registered User regular
    The storyline was kinda dumb but that one scene was pretty funny because of how unlikely it seemed and how Tyrion and Bronn responded.

    that was about it

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited March 2015
    I suppose I didn't think of it as "Pod and his Magic Penis", and more "Pod's less of a selfish, inconsiderate dick than everyone else", as it seems more fitting with his character. He wasn't going to tell Tyrion and Bronn about his incredible sex special moves, just this strange notion of 'giving a toss about the women'.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Hey, so I'm hosting a GoT party.

    I need thematic cocktail ideas.

    I've already settled on wildfire being one of them.

    @Poorochondriac, work your magic.

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  • ÄlterÄlter Registered User regular
    Make a super strong batch of long islands and call them "Mountains," 'cuz man after dabbling with one of those you are nearly guaranteed a *crushing headache* the next day.

    That's the sound of my shoes.
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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Hey, so I'm hosting a GoT party.

    I need thematic cocktail ideas.

    I've already settled on wildfire being one of them.

    @Poorochondriac, work your magic.

    Well obviously you should buy a big ol block of ice from an ice factory and stick it as a backdrop for the drinks area and just call it The Wall.

    And have margaery-itas on the drinks menu.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You could probably do Mai Tyrells too.

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    And obviously the house of Stark is for anyone who wants to have their drinks neat.

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Make a big pitcher of blue Adios Motherfuckers and call it the Rains of Castamere

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    I'll keep thinking on it

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... and hard.Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Hey, so I'm hosting a GoT party.

    I need thematic cocktail ideas.

    I've already settled on wildfire being one of them.

    Poorochondriac, work your magic.

    I had a Mother of Dragons at a bar here about a month ago, though I forget what it involved other than the glass getting flamed.

    They changed the menu up recently, this is current: http://blackbirdbar.com/blackbirddrinks.php no proportions though

  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Iron Island Iced Tea, which is a long island ice tea with a salted rim

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  • PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    Shots that are half Goldschlager, half Jaegermeister. Tywin Lannisters.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Shots that are half Goldschlager, half Jaegermeister. Tywin Lannisters.

    This is almost like a Liquid Cocaine, which once nearly killed me

  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    Sorry but the minds that formed podrick payne sex maester are also in charge of all these other sweeping changes so I'm still weary of just about everything in this new season.

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  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Iron Island Iced Tea, which is a long island ice tea with a salted rim

    That sounds gross

    ...Much like the iron islands

    Touche, sir ser

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  • Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    GIN AND PODRICKS

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  • SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Zombies would be appropriate.

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Dark and Storm's Ends.

    Fuck off and die.
  • FleebFleeb has all of the fleeb juice Registered User regular
    A Ned Stark could just be a cold beer with no head.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    Podrick Payne: Sex God was a storyline so stupid that I goddamn near quit the show

    Man alive that shit was lame

    It was dumb but calling it a "storyline" seems a bit much since it was all of one conversation that never got called back to.

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  • FiendishrabbitFiendishrabbit Registered User regular
    In swedish "En Stor Stark" means "a big strong one" and basically means that you order a pint of beer (alchoholic rate above 3.5% and not something like Carlsberg).

    So yeah, a Ned Stark is definitely a big mug of beer with no head.

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