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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Richy wrote: »
    tav I send my dick pics the old fashioned way

    via snail mail

    (this is legit the only time I ever sent a dick pic)

    I send my dick pics via pony express courier. I have old-fashioned class.

    All of my dick pix are elegant wood reliefs

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    here I am

    to drive a car

    bone-dry road

    no snow, no rain

    but here comes a kerb

    again

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    IMPORTANT QUESTION: Crusader Kings 2 on sale with all DLC for 39.99. Buy?

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    it's alright I guess

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Robots are hard and metallic and we will reject them in favor of hair and flesh every time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrNBEhzjg8I

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    IMPORTANT QUESTION: Crusader Kings 2 on sale with all DLC for 39.99. Buy?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ZkO8CclhI

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    @Element Brian aw mang

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    I'm doing better today. Today is a good day.

    Everyone else should also have a good day.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Kruite wrote: »
    IMPORTANT QUESTION: Crusader Kings 2 on sale with all DLC for 39.99. Buy?

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    it's alright I guess

    It's reasonable to say though that there is a super steep learning curve with respect to the game.

    It's not super easy to just get in to.

    Like, that's 90% of the reason that I haven't lost years of my life to it is because I am lazy and too "busy"

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

    They want you to make babies.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Marry her. Get her father to take his business to you instead.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

    Being set up sounds like a nightmare to me.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Marry her. Get her father to take his business to you instead.

    That worked out very poorly for Whil Wheaton in Mad Men.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Check out Miley Cyrus's entry into the NYC Porn Film Festival.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Yessss

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

    Hmm... This is a prefect chance to make sure it never happens again.

    There are probably even ways to go about it without being terrible to the girl, who probably feels the same way.


    Of course colluding to terrify and make your parents miserable is probably close enough to pair bonding that you might end up I'm an actual relationship...

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    well

    why does it bug you?

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Marry her. Get her father to take his business to you instead.

    That worked out very poorly for Whil Wheaton in Mad Men.

    wil wheaton? you mean vincent kartheiser?? or am i forgetting a huge part of mad men

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    My return to uni campus approaches.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

    Hmm... This is a prefect chance to make sure it never happens again.

    There are probably even ways to go about it without being terrible to the girl, who probably feels the same way.


    Of course colluding to terrify and make your parents miserable is probably close enough to pair bonding that you might end up I'm an actual relationship...

    I've seen this Romantic Comedy starring Ben Stiller

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ben Stiller exclusively plays the lead in romantic comedies and roles written for Will Ferrel that Will Ferrel passed on.

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    i am mixing some 20-25 min of BRÜTAL BASS in the link in my sig

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    YoshisummonsYoshisummons You have to let the dead vote, otherwise you'd just kill people you disagree with!Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.
    I'm no where ready to go on dates mentally yet and I do not want them to play cupid at all as they're controlling enough as is.

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    spacekungfumanspacekungfuman Poor and minority-filled Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    @Sir Landshark - your Russia thread is a hit!

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

    Hmm... This is a prefect chance to make sure it never happens again.

    There are probably even ways to go about it without being terrible to the girl, who probably feels the same way.


    Of course colluding to terrify and make your parents miserable is probably close enough to pair bonding that you might end up I'm an actual relationship...

    I've seen this Romantic Comedy starring Ben Stiller

    Would that not a scary thing as a parent?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Marry her. Get her father to take his business to you instead.

    That worked out very poorly for Whil Wheaton in Mad Men.

    wil wheaton? you mean vincent kartheiser?? or am i forgetting a huge part of mad men

    ... my god! I assumed that was Wesley Crusher this whole time!

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    redx wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.

    Hmm... This is a prefect chance to make sure it never happens again.

    There are probably even ways to go about it without being terrible to the girl, who probably feels the same way.


    Of course colluding to terrify and make your parents miserable is probably close enough to pair bonding that you might end up I'm an actual relationship...

    I've seen this Romantic Comedy starring Ben Stiller

    Would that not a scary thing as a parent?

    I would guess it depends heavily on the parent

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Marry her. Get her father to take his business to you instead.

    That worked out very poorly for Whil Wheaton in Mad Men.

    wil wheaton? you mean vincent kartheiser?? or am i forgetting a huge part of mad men

    Seriously, that guy doesn't look like Castle at all.

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    MsAnthropyMsAnthropy The Lady of Pain Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm, Breaks the Rhythm The City of FlowersRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    emnmnme wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Marry her. Get her father to take his business to you instead.

    That worked out very poorly for Whil Wheaton in Mad Men.

    wil wheaton? you mean vincent kartheiser?? or am i forgetting a huge part of mad men

    ... my god! I assumed that was Wesley Crusher this whole time!

    Ep104_05_MMep-104-424.jpg

    datalore1821.jpg

    Hmmm. Both of them were the worst parts of their respective sci-fi/fantasy franchise.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    I really don't plan to care much about my kids' dating endeavors outside of encouraging them to practice safe sex. That may change in 10 years when it's actually relevant, we'll see.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Say what you will about Wil Wheaton, he's never looked like a groveling worm.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    What the hell my dad trying to arrange a date for me with the daughter of one of his clients and now my mom's been grilling on why that would bug me.

    Make your Dad pay for the date. That way you get a free meal out of it.
    I'm no where ready to go on dates mentally yet and I do not want them to play cupid at all as they're controlling enough as is.
    In what way are you not ready? In what state of unreadiness are you that going out and doing it and aggressively not giving a fuck about the outcome wouldn't be a good thing for you?

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    JeanJean Heartbroken papa bear Gatineau, QuébecRegistered User regular
    Sweet - I got a free ticket to a hockey game!

    My GF was supposed to go see the Pittsburgh @ Ottawa game this Thursday with 2 of her pals but one of them changed her mind and won't go afterall, so instead of wasting the ticket she invited me :)

    "You won't destroy us, You won't destroy our democracy. We are a small but proud nation. No one can bomb us to silence. No one can scare us from being Norway. This evening and tonight, we'll take care of each other. That's what we do best when attacked'' - Jens Stoltenberg
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    i am mixing some 20-25 min of BRÜTAL BASS in the link in my sig

    The volume goes up to 11, what anarchy is this?

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
    Went to see an academic advisor at university today. Since my community college had absolutely fuckawful advising, I was pretty nervous that I was going to show up and the advisor was going to be like, "lol no, you still need these 20 other credits to even get into a program" Was super nervous!

    Then I showed up and the advisor was like, "Uhh... yeah, nope, everything looks totally fine and dandy, no biggie, just finish your application and take some foreign language before you apply to graduate from us."

    And I was like... Oh, really? That... That's it?

    And they were like uhh, yeah, what other questions do you have.

    Well not many now, I was assuming that I was going to have to have a bunch of follow-up questions listing off all the classes I was going to have to make up for!

    Yay!

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Goat cheese is an acceptable substitute for sour cream when making beef stroganoff.

    Which is good because I'm pretty sure I'll be eating it for a week.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I went through the exact same bullshit setup yoshi

    Just take the general consensus of chat: play along, be nice to the girl and commiserate over the insane and domineering methods of parenthood your parents were exposed to thanks to remnants of 1950s Americana

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    As a side note on that whole "can't use Excel" thing, they've almost figured out how to let us do things with data. There are some data-verification requirements in 24 CFR 11 that apparently we went totally off the deep end trying to be compliant with. I'm not going to write out all the details (the SOP is 30+ pages long), but basically, here's the deal (link for reference to some of the software we're using). http://www.part11solutions.com/cfr/...excel/excel.asp

    If we want to export data to use in Excel, the first thing we need is an empty template in excel which already contains all the data spots (blank) and all the calculations to be performed. This document will then get validated by our Computer Systems Validation Group, who finally realized that infinity isn't a good thing to try to validate. Then, the spreadsheet gets locked in the Secure File Repository and you are instructed to delete it from your computer.

    Once it's time to get data, you request a numbered, issued spreadsheet from the repository. It comes out and is versioned in eInfoTree, and then the data is populated into it from your source environment (LIMS, SAP, etc). All systems at the site have to export the data into your versioned spreadsheet (or into another eInfoTree-locked spreadsheet and then copied into your own versioned spreadsheet under guidance of CSV).

    Once you have the data in your spreadsheet, you have to verify it, have a second person audit it against the source system or the locked eInfoTree export (manually, 100% verification), and then have the CSV group do the same thing. All these verifications are digitally stored in eInfoTree, and the entire sheet is then locked. You may now convert it into a PDF, print/sign it, put it into MiniTab or JMP (if you again perform 100% audit to confirm it was transcribed correctly), whatever you want to do.

    Now, you have to give the spreadsheet back to Secure File Repository for archiving and will be required to delete your original one. You may not retain any data exported from a system except in an approved, final report. Excel sheets cannot go in reports.


    This was our idea of a sustainable spreadsheet documentation system.

    You lost me at "Hello"

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    redx wrote: »
    Goat cheese is an acceptable substitute for sour cream when making beef stroganoff.

    Which is good because I'm pretty sure I'll be eating it for a week.

    Stroganoff is delicious and is like 90% of what I would eat if I had to cook for myself exclusively.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Say what you will about Wil Wheaton, he's never looked like a groveling worm.

    Vincent Karthusenheisenburgerdon is so fucking creepy. He brings a level of creepiness to every single acting project I've ever seen him in. Crime & Punishment in Suburbia, Angel, Mad Men...so creepy.

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