It's a Bad Year to Have Litigation in the [NFL]

Raijin Quickfoot

DRAFT ORDER

1. Tampa Bay Bucs
2. Tennessee Titans
3. Jacksonville Jaguars
4. Oakland Raiders
5. Washington Redskins
6. New York Jets
7. Chicago Bears
8. Atlanta Falcons
9. New York Giants
10. St. Louis Rams
11. Minnesota Vikings
12. Cleveland Browns
13. New Orleans Saints
14. Miami Dolphins
15. San Francisco 49ers
16. Houston Texans
17. San Diego Chargers
18. Kansas City Chiefs
19. Buffalo Bills(Picked owned by Cleveland)
20. Philadelphia Eagles
21. Cincinnati Bengals
22. Pittsburgh Steelers
23. Detroit Lions
24. Arizona Cardinals
25. Carolina Panthers
26. Baltimore Ravens
27. Dallas Cowboys
28. Denver Broncos
29. Indianapolis Colts
30. Green Bay Packers
31. Seattle Seahawks
32. New England Patriots

KIPER'S CURRENT MOCK

1	Tampa Bay Buccaneers	Jameis Winston, QB, Florida State
2	Tennessee Titans	Leonard Williams, DE, USC
3	Jacksonville Jaguars	Shane Ray, DE, Missouri
4	Oakland Raiders	Amari Cooper, WR, Alabama
5	Washington Redskins	Randy Gregory, DE, Nebraska
6	New York Jets	Marcus Mariota, QB, Oregon
7	Chicago Bears	Danny Shelton, DT, Washington
8	Atlanta Falcons	Arik Armstead, DE, Oregon
9	New York Giants	Brandon Scherff, OT, Iowa
10	St. Louis Rams	Andrus Peat, OT, Stanford
11	Minnesota Vikings	Kevin White, WR, West Virginia
12	Cleveland Browns	Devante Parker, WR, Louisville
13	New Orleans Saints	Dante Fowler Jr., DE, Florida
14	Miami Dolphins	Trae Waynes, CB, Michigan State
15	San Francisco 49ers	Breshard Perriman, WR, UCF
16	Houston Texans	Ereck Flowers, OT, Miami (FL)
17	San Diego Chargers	Melvin Gordon, RB, Wisconsin
18	Kansas City Chiefs	Devin Smith, WR, Ohio State
19	Cleveland Browns (via Buffalo)	Eddie Goldman, DT, Florida State
20	Philadelphia Eagles	Marcus Peters, CB, Washington
21	Cincinnati Bengals	Vic Beasley, DE, Clemson
22	Pittsburgh Steelers	Landon Collins, S, Alabama
23	Detroit Lions	Malcom Brown, DT, Texas
24	Arizona Cardinals	Jalen Collins, CB, LSU
25	Carolina Panthers	T.J. Clemmings, OT, Pittsburgh
26	Baltimore Ravens	Maxx Williams, TE, Minnesota
27	Dallas Cowboys	Carl Davis, DT, Iowa
28	Denver Broncos	Denzel Perryman, ILB, Miami (FL)
29	Indianapolis Colts	La'El Collins, OT, LSU
30	Green Bay Packers	Jordan Phillips, DT, Oklahoma
31	Seattle Seahawks	Phillip Dorsett, WR, Miami (FL)
32	New England Patriots	Devin Funchess, WR, Michigan

RAIJIN'S MOCK DRAFT

1. Tampa Bay Bucs - Crwth
2. Tennessee Titans - Prometheus
3. Jacksonville Jaguars - A robot who understands how to love
4. Oakland Raiders - Who ran the fastest 40 at the combine? That guy.
5. Washington Redskins - John Smith
6. New York Jets - Geno Smith 2.0
7. Chicago Bears - Baloo
8. Atlanta Falcons - Offensive Lineman who used to be a bouncer at Atlanta's famous Gold Club
9. New York Giants - Ymir
10. St. Louis Rams - A Moving Company
11. Minnesota Vikings - Fran Tarkenton
12. Cleveland Browns - Does it matter?
13. New Orleans Saints - A robot who doesn't understand how to love
14. Miami Dolphins - Scotty Disguised
15. San Francisco 49ers - Someone who will get arrested in 2016
16. Houston Texans - A Jadeveon Clowney ligament donor
17. San Diego Chargers - All of Philip Rivers kids
18. Kansas City Chiefs - Joe Montana IV
19. Buffalo Bills(Picked owned by Cleveland) - Does it matter?
20. Philadelphia Eagles - The Liberty Bell
21. Cincinnati Bengals - Someone else with red hair
22. Pittsburgh Steelers - A scapegoat for Ben Roethlisberger
23. Detroit Lions - 4 wide receivers
24. Arizona Cardinals - A time machine to get Kurt Warner when he was in his prime
25. Carolina Panthers - New truck for Cam Newton
26. Baltimore Ravens - Haribo Gummy Bears
27. Dallas Cowboys - Jerry Jones
28. Denver Broncos - A new neck and arm for Peyton Manning
29. Indianapolis Colts - Trade this pick for a running back who sucks
30. Green Bay Packers - A.A. Ron Rodgers
31. Seattle Seahawks - Backup legs for their secondary
32. New England Patriots - Tony Gronkowski

Clint Eastwood

Fuck Jameis Winston and anybody who drafts him.

Xehalus

Bucs draft a lineman because Glennon is ready damnit

Langly

There was a great article about Andrew Hawkins today concerning his son, and I guess I missed the video he made with the kid earlier this year. He's a cool dude.

http://youtu.be/7aq0zvwXjcs

(The kid is saying Sanu and AJ Green)

Jordyn

There was a follow up vine somewhere that has the kid returning home in an Andrew Hawkins jersey.

I believe it was also him that wore the Justice for Tamir Rice shirt before a game.

A Dabble Of Thelonius

Who will draft Strunk Flugget?

Maximum

15. San Francisco 49ers - Someone who will get arrested in 2016

hey

hey

simo

mariota dropping is ridiculous

did teddy bridgewater teach these people nothing

Raijin Quickfoot

Mariota is the best QB in this draft I think

mcp

Everyone is going to mock a receiver to KC, and they'll draft a lineman.

Langly

regardless of conduct I think it is hilarious that winston is still a top draft pick. he's just...not that good. And he's not ready, certainly.

simo

mcp wrote: »

Everyone is going to mock a receiver to KC, and they'll draft a lineman.

ditto for the patriots

they get mocked a receiver in the first every year despite the fact that they never draft primarily based on need

Goose!

simo wrote: »

mariota dropping is ridiculous

did teddy bridgewater teach these people nothing

Well he's not dropping past 6

Butters

Goose! wrote: »

simo wrote: »

mariota dropping is ridiculous

did teddy bridgewater teach these people nothing

Well he's not dropping past 6

He's not dropping past 2. If Tampa doesn't pick him then Jimmy Haslam will pay a king's ransom for Tennessee's pick and drag the Browns back another 4 years

PizzleStixx

Butters wrote: »

Goose! wrote: »

simo wrote: »

mariota dropping is ridiculous

did teddy bridgewater teach these people nothing

Well he's not dropping past 6

He's not dropping past 2. If Tampa doesn't pick him then Jimmy Haslam will pay a king's ransom for Tennessee's pick and dry the Browns back another 4 years

And as far as I'm conceded, I hope that happens.

Jars

mccarthy is giving up playcalling, causing much celebration in GB

Butters

PizzleStixx wrote: »

Butters wrote: »

Goose! wrote: »

simo wrote: »

mariota dropping is ridiculous

did teddy bridgewater teach these people nothing

Well he's not dropping past 6

He's not dropping past 2. If Tampa doesn't pick him then Jimmy Haslam will pay a king's ransom for Tennessee's pick and dry the Browns back another 4 years

And as far as I'm conceded, I hope that happens.

I don't because Browns fans deserve better than that

PizzleStixx

They're Browns fans, they should expect that at this point.

Maximum

Riley Cooper is Mr. February in the Eagles team calender.

oopsie

Raijin Quickfoot

Maximum wrote: »

Riley Cooper is Mr. February in the Eagles team calender.

oopsie

That is too perfect to not have been intentional.

Fondor_Yards

I like how Kiper has the 49ers taking a WR you could get in the 3rd.

Raijin Quickfoot

Fondor_Yards wrote: »

I like how Kiper has the 49ers taking a WR you could get in the 3rd.

Don't you dare question the hair!

Xehalus

everyone saw what happened to the Chiefs this year and are afraid they are next

Fondor_Yards

Like I could see Dorsett getting there cause he'll have 4.2 40 time or something silly and boy do people love low 40 times but Devin Smith and Perriman over Strong? That's some Matt Millen style drafting.

Peen

I like Mel Kiper. He's a cool dude with magnificent hair. But his mock drafts are bullshit.

crwth

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

RAIJIN'S MOCK DRAFT

1. Tampa Bay Bucs - Crwth

another bust for the bucs

Raijin Quickfoot

crwth wrote: »

Raijin Quickfoot wrote: »

RAIJIN'S MOCK DRAFT

1. Tampa Bay Bucs - Crwth

another bust for the bucs

I don't know. I think he has potential to really keep those gatorade cups filled.

I also heard he gives really good groin massages.

crwth

both true

captaink

Guess which Philadelphia Eagle is featured for February/Black History Month on their calendar.

Butters

James May wrote:

Guess which Philadelphia Eagle is featured for February/Black History Month on their calendar.

Raijin Quickfoot

Some ghosting going on in this thread.

Zombie Hero

As a Florida State fan, I'm really happy that Winston is leaving. The problem is I root for the bucs as well.

wirehead26

https://youtube.com/watch?v=j-OooKmF7u4

IT BEGINS

Goose!

A pale imitation

Raijin Quickfoot

Bills working on a deal with Josh McCown

Goose!

Rex is addicted to shitty Quarterbacks

Raijin Quickfoot

Who else is he going to get right now? He's got fuck all on his roster.

Jars

at least mccown has 6 weeks of good play on his resume. that's more than every other qb in free agency combined!

Jars

honestly I don't think people have given manuel a fair shake. he's only started 12 games, he wasn't terrible, just had a season on the bench to observe which he should have gotten his first season, and roman has done good things with QBs before. the last season in SF doesn't really count because SF was a mess and there wasn't anything you could do to save that situation.

mcp

Manuel seems like he was really poorly handled.

I don't get why teams draft a QB high, and then just fuck them up.

Raijin Quickfoot

I'm sure McKown will come in as competition for Manuel. Best case scenario for the Bills is they can still salvage some decent play from EJ.