Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
This is amazing. How have I not read this?
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Nereida Volquez, age 29. Argonauts running back and 10-year CFL veteran. Happy to have you, Tim. We all are. I've never seen the place this full. There were so many people who wanted in here that, like, there weren't enough seats for everyone, you know? So seriously, outside, there are people who want to get in, but they can't! It's fuckin' wild. Like, one person is standing out there, and there's another standing behind that person, and then --
Natrone Means, age 42. Argonauts running back and eight-year NFL veteran. A line?
Volquez. Yes! A line. That's exactly what it looks like. Is that an American thing, I guess?
Means. Mhmm.
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ShadowenSnores in the morningLoserdomRegistered Userregular
They have decibel contests against the Seahawks. The Seahawks have been to two consecutive Super Bowls. Joe Montana and Marcus Allen won our last playoff game.
Here are actual things I have heard about Alex Smith since his arrival in Kansas City:
“He is just like Aaron Rodgers except more of a game-manager”
“He is just like Tom Brady except can run and doesn’t take as many risks”
“The reason the 49ers went with Kaepernick before him was that didn’t like his style of play. He is clearly the better of the two”
“Behind Manning and Brady I don’t think there is a better quarterback in the AFC”
“He’s probably the best scrambler in the league behind Michael Vick” (circa 2014)
The most redeeming quality about our coach is that he could probably eat another coach if provoked.
Chiefs fans believe that our favorite team is among the proudest and most storied franchises in NFL history. Never mind the fact that we’ve won three playoff games in 45 years and zero in the last 21 years. In reality, the only thing we have over the Browns is that we can occasionally muster 10 or 11 wins before getting humiliated in the postseason.
When the Chiefs blew that 28-point lead in the second half of the Wild Card game versus the Colts a couple of years ago, my friend, who I was watching the game with, would periodically look at me out of the corner of his eye from the other couch. Never once to make fun of me, but to see the EXACT moment when he knew he should leave. I curled up under a blanket and pulled it up to my chin with about three minutes left in the game. They lost. He got up, silent, didn’t say a single word to me as he left. No contact at all until three weeks later when he texted me, “God, I am so fucking sorry.”
Last season the KC Chiefs beat both the Patriots and Seahawks. They beat the Patriots so badly it motivated Tom Brady to become the Ballgahzi anti-hero champion that he now is. Those same Chiefs also got their asses kicked by the Tennessee Titans and Oakland Raiders. In fact, no matter how shitty people think the Raiders are, they’ll always beat the Chiefs once a year. Jamarcus Russell has two career wins over the Chiefs.
There have been more deaths in our stadium’s parking lot during my lifetime than Chiefs playoff wins.
this Bills/Browns preseason game on ESPN is exactly as bad as you'd think
if you like watching playcalling not adapting to the blitz you're in luck
Ahh the Greg a Roman offense, don't adjust the drops, or change the routes....or even provide outlets for your qb in the face of a line that is giving up constant pressure.
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I just finished chapter 1 and I don't know if I can continue.
But I must.
I am compelled.
Natrone Means, age 42. Argonauts running back and eight-year NFL veteran. A line?
Volquez. Yes! A line. That's exactly what it looks like. Is that an American thing, I guess?
Means. Mhmm.
@SteveReedAP
Way I see Panthers WR depth chart: 1. Corey Brown, 2. Jerricho Cotchery, 3. Ted Ginn 4. Devin Funchess, 5. Brenton Bersin, 6. J. Boykin.
I honestly had no clue Cotchery was still in the league
Steam
great arm
Apparently the field got like 4 ins of water in a hour the other day. Probably shouldn't have guys playing on that Panthers/Dolphins!
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Steam
Wait til you get to the lake bit.
Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
Fuck Joe Manchin
sigh
Steam
if you like watching playcalling not adapting to the blitz you're in luck
Steam | Twitter
Ahh the Greg a Roman offense, don't adjust the drops, or change the routes....or even provide outlets for your qb in the face of a line that is giving up constant pressure.
Steam | Twitter
maybe sign some blockers
I want to feel bad for RG3, but at the same time, fuck the Slurs.
hey dude
playing for a team that has an offensive name doesn't mean we should root for someon to have a brain injury
I dunno this was way more obnoxious to me than the one from last year
not sure why
Cam Newton better watch his ass.
Yeah probably this
Lol
So, do we need to contact FBI and have them investigate Peter King for kidnapping Raijin?