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Things you wish you could say, Part Deux
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To my dad:
I'm sorry that you don't understand why I hate you. I guess making me work in the woods at 6 yrs old, with nothing but a donut at 5 AM to last me until dinner at 7 or 8 PM, with bad frostbite, should make me grateful to you or something. I'm sorry that you don't understand that we'll never agree.
I also thought the whole "leg on fire" thing when I was five, which happened at your house and made me intensely pyrophobic, should be obvious. Apparently, though, nobody in your family recognizes how crippled I am near a hot stove.
I also hate you for being such a dick to mom during the divorce.
To my grandmother:
You're a bitch. You make everything about you, even when it's not. Just because I want you to stay out of it when dad and I argue, I don't think it's your fault. You just make everything worse. Also, that shit with sitting in the car outside my great-grandmother's house when you knew I was inside, and dad was in there for some reason, but you stayed in the car so you could say mom denied visitation? That's just wrong.
To my dad:
I'm sorry that you don't understand why I hate you. I guess making me work in the woods at 6 yrs old, with nothing but a donut at 5 AM to last me until dinner at 7 or 8 PM, with bad frostbite, should make me grateful to you or something. I'm sorry that you don't understand that we'll never agree.
I also thought the whole "leg on fire" thing when I was five, which happened at your house and made me intensely pyrophobic, should be obvious. Apparently, though, nobody in your family recognizes how crippled I am near a hot stove.
I also hate you for being such a dick to mom during the divorce.
To my grandmother:
You're a bitch. You make everything about you, even when it's not. Just because I want you to stay out of it when dad and I argue, I don't think it's your fault. You just make everything worse. Also, that shit with sitting in the car outside my great-grandmother's house when you knew I was inside, and dad was in there for some reason, but you stayed in the car so you could say mom denied visitation? That's just wrong.
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My parents suck, abloo bloo bloo. Have a blessed day.
Fuck you.
I wish I could tell this guy to fuck off in person.
your a dick and I hope you die of lupus.
I'm fed up of you fucking me around. If you're making this shit up, then stop stringing it out. If it's the truth, then you can be a little more polite when you're screwing with the plans you've made. That I've had to cancel other, important things to make space for, only to have it cancelled at the last minute.
Two:
Uh, you know you said you'd give me 20 quid for easter? You haven't done that yet. Y'know, just reminding you.
"If you're going to play tiddly winks, play it with man hole covers."
- John McCallum
Fuck off.
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Actually, that would be the fault of a contemporary culture of individualism rather than something biologically inherent to humans.
bob has spoken
I heard you fucking last night.
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These are things that can be said. Like when I told my ex roommate that he left his condom in the shower again. Dirty bastard
i meant everyone else, natch
I can do math.
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i miss you
Edit: Bunta, do not be sorry for that, because it is very funny.
That's rude.
Like when the girl in the room next to me kept having sex at 5 AM and the bed hitting the wall kept waking me up. I let her know of my displeasure by walking over and beating on the wall until she was so embarrassed that she stopped.
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I really should jump at them in that spiderman costume one of these nights
God, please do it
For us
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oh man i should've done it on their anniversary a couple weeks back
And I'd do it again.
please stop riding up
my balls would like a little room
Go commando.
this will not fix my problem
i think i am just going to be naked
fuck you family you get to see my dick now
I thought he was complaining about his undercrackers.