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[Nintendo] and High Quality Dunsparce Erotica

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    When the powerup went to bowser his size exceeded the max costume size

    So the costume just fit to what it could, his skin and internal organs

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    i think chincy was actually thanking sincerely because he wouldn't be able to control himself

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Bowser doesn't exist in a societal context that forces him to identify according to his specific species; he's clearly of a different species from his subjects, but he is still Koopa

    Bowser is Bowser, first and foremost; he's never anything except for himself, and it's us, our narrow view on what constitutes identity, that's saddled him with the label "Meowser" just because he grew whiskers

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    You see this was back in the day before Wind Waker came out and made the Multiple Link Theory explicitly canonical, so even though it was generally understood that the different Zelda games generally involved different Links - it was accepted at the time that there were three, basically one for every two games up through Majora's Mask, and then the Oracle Link was also LttP/LA Link - there were still some people who woudl argue about that

    And boy would they get mad about it

    I remember this one fella, he had a chip on his shoulder with regards to the whole th

    I was on a forum dedicated to this stuff somewhere around middle school

    were

    were we on the same forum?

    I almost don't want to name it

    I will say it was attached to The Grand Adventures fansite back when that was one of the bigger Zelda fansites on the net

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Now let's move onto the metaphysical questions raised by the Double Cherry.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Now let's move onto the metaphysical questions raised by the Double Cherry.

    Yes they can have sex with themselves

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    i think chincy was actually thanking sincerely because he wouldn't be able to control himself

    yeah that was actually for real

    oh well, more fancy toys

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    Majora's mask is as good as I remembered it

    Appreciating all the extra save owls

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    Now let's move onto the metaphysical questions raised by the Double Cherry.

    you mean the question of whether mario sucks his own dick

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Is Luigi's dick longer and skinnier than Mario's? Inquiring minds must know.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Is Luigi's dick longer and skinnier than Mario's? Inquiring minds must know.

    also it wiggles its feet when it jumps

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Now let's move onto the metaphysical questions raised by the Double Cherry.

    One of the Marios falls into a tank of water and drowns every time.

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    i think chincy was actually thanking sincerely because he wouldn't be able to control himself

    yeah that was actually for real

    oh well, more fancy toys

    oh no

    what have I done :(

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    jeff gerstmann: "They don't make enough Kirby games"

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    i think chincy was actually thanking sincerely because he wouldn't be able to control himself

    yeah that was actually for real

    oh well, more fancy toys

    oh no

    what have I done :(

    you can buy me one to make up for it

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    jeff gerstmann: "They don't make enough Kirby games"

    They dint make enough actual kirby games

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    jeff gerstmann: "They don't make enough Kirby games"

    They dint make enough actual kirby games

    thankfully a kirby game just came out!

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Consciousness is probably an illusion considering our body's cells are not themselves constant, making the question of which copy is the "real" one as irrelevant as asking which file is the real one after copying it.

    "You're probably not even really self-aware anyway" and other comforting thoughts by SimBen

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Look sheik is wisdom they're not here to be a badass necksnapper

    They gather important information and pass it on to you

    while it's never really addressed i've always felt that there's a certain amount of overlap between the three triforce holders

    sure link may have courage, but he possesses the wisdom to solve all those fucking puzzles and the power necessary to vanquish evil

    zelda has wisdom, but must be courageous in the face of evil seeking to subjugate her and her kingdom, and is generally represented as being fairly magically powerful

    ganondorf possess the wisdom necessary to manipulate others, and the courage to conquer

    their manifestations of the other two aspects are coloured and influenced by their primary, but they possess all of them

    Definitely, the Triforce is meant to be whole and the domains of the goddesses (raw matter, laws of nature, life) all complement each other

    Skyward link can hold the whole triforce because he has all three in balance

    I think that a lot of this has to do with the nature of the quest, and if you want to talk about Skyward Sword relating to the rest of the series in an interesting way then this is probably it

    Ocarina of Time is framed in such a way that the three major powers of the game - Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf - are playing their roles off of each other, constantly in conflict. From the perspective of Link - the player - almost all of the quest is driven by Ganondorf, by the specific actions he's taken. Environments and obstacles are almost solely a product of some bad shit Ganondorf did, and he's what drives nearly every leg of your quest

    In Skyward Sword that isn't really the case; the whole game is one long trial that bad guys happen to interfere in. Ghirahim and Demise aren't so much the reason for Link building up his arsenal as the fact of having it, which is best illustrated in his spiritual growth signified by the Silent Realm trials. He is forged in fire, over and over, to prove himself worthy in the eyes of the cthonic gods who rank above the one that he's fallen in love with, and to prove himself to himself

    So when he reaches the end of the quest it's not that he has all of them in balance by nature - he's definitely a Courage kind of guy, which is why the Isle of Songs teaches him Farore's song first and Din's song last - but that he has proven himself worthy, and the quest is as much about himself as it's about his nemesis. It's why the villains in Skyward Sword are such a minor focus in comparison.

    It's also why Skyward Sword Link is the only character in the whole franchise so far - the last one in history - who can just touch the Triforce without someone having to be absolute annihilated for it first

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    jeff gerstmann: "They don't make enough Kirby games"

    They dint make enough actual kirby games

    thankfully a kirby game just came out!

    No a weird ski runner type game came out that just so happened to have kirby came out

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  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Consciousness is probably an illusion considering our body's cells are not themselves constant, making the question of which copy is the "real" one as irrelevant as asking which file is the real one after copying it.

    "You're probably not even really self-aware anyway" and other comforting thoughts by SimBen

    nah

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Look sheik is wisdom they're not here to be a badass necksnapper

    They gather important information and pass it on to you

    while it's never really addressed i've always felt that there's a certain amount of overlap between the three triforce holders

    sure link may have courage, but he possesses the wisdom to solve all those fucking puzzles and the power necessary to vanquish evil

    zelda has wisdom, but must be courageous in the face of evil seeking to subjugate her and her kingdom, and is generally represented as being fairly magically powerful

    ganondorf possess the wisdom necessary to manipulate others, and the courage to conquer

    their manifestations of the other two aspects are coloured and influenced by their primary, but they possess all of them

    Definitely, the Triforce is meant to be whole and the domains of the goddesses (raw matter, laws of nature, life) all complement each other

    Skyward link can hold the whole triforce because he has all three in balance

    I think that a lot of this has to do with the nature of the quest, and if you want to talk about Skyward Sword relating to the rest of the series in an interesting way then this is probably it

    Ocarina of Time is framed in such a way that the three major powers of the game - Link, Zelda, and Ganondorf - are playing their roles off of each other, constantly in conflict. From the perspective of Link - the player - almost all of the quest is driven by Ganondorf, by the specific actions he's taken. Environments and obstacles are almost solely a product of some bad shit Ganondorf did, and he's what drives nearly every leg of your quest

    In Skyward Sword that isn't really the case; the whole game is one long trial that bad guys happen to interfere in. Ghirahim and Demise aren't so much the reason for Link building up his arsenal as the fact of having it, which is best illustrated in his spiritual growth signified by the Silent Realm trials. He is forged in fire, over and over, to prove himself worthy in the eyes of the cthonic gods who rank above the one that he's fallen in love with, and to prove himself to himself

    So when he reaches the end of the quest it's not that he has all of them in balance by nature - he's definitely a Courage kind of guy, which is why the Isle of Songs teaches him Farore's song first and Din's song last - but that he has proven himself worthy, and the quest is as much about himself as it's about his nemesis. It's why the villains in Skyward Sword are such a minor focus in comparison.

    It's also why Skyward Sword Link is the only character in the whole franchise so far - the last one in history - who can just touch the Triforce without someone having to be absolute annihilated for it first

    Uh hey you're forgetting about a little guy named Daphnes.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    jeff gerstmann: "They don't make enough Kirby games"

    They dint make enough actual kirby games

    thankfully a kirby game just came out!

    No a weird ski runner type game came out that just so happened to have kirby came out

    This is as much a kirby game as new super mario bros is a mario game

    moreso since there isn't a 'main line' of kirby games

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Doesn't count. Ganondorf put that Triforce together by taking Zelda's piece an then beating Link unconscious; he brought it together by force. Anybody could have grabbed it then.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    SimBen wrote: »
    Consciousness is probably an illusion considering our body's cells are not themselves constant, making the question of which copy is the "real" one as irrelevant as asking which file is the real one after copying it.

    "You're probably not even really self-aware anyway" and other comforting thoughts by SimBen
    Your neurons are amiotic.

    Hope this helps.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    You see this was back in the day before Wind Waker came out and made the Multiple Link Theory explicitly canonical, so even though it was generally understood that the different Zelda games generally involved different Links - it was accepted at the time that there were three, basically one for every two games up through Majora's Mask, and then the Oracle Link was also LttP/LA Link - there were still some people who woudl argue about that

    And boy would they get mad about it

    I remember this one fella, he had a chip on his shoulder with regards to the whole th

    I was on a forum dedicated to this stuff somewhere around middle school

    were

    were we on the same forum?

    I almost don't want to name it

    I will say it was attached to The Grand Adventures fansite back when that was one of the bigger Zelda fansites on the net

    The one I was on was attached to two or three different sites, but I was only familiar with the one

    I actually don't remember the name of the fansite I visited, but the forum was called Legends Alliance I think

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Consciousness is probably an illusion considering our body's cells are not themselves constant, making the question of which copy is the "real" one as irrelevant as asking which file is the real one after copying it.

    "You're probably not even really self-aware anyway" and other comforting thoughts by SimBen
    Your neurons are amiotic.

    Hope this helps.

    Fffffine okay.

    But your neurons are in every way identical to mine, meaning our specific identity is completely just dependent on how they're connected to each other. You could in theory completely rewire somebody's brain as a copy of someone else's (assuming you had the technology to do so), and there would be no significant call to call either of the individuals the "real" one (or, okay, copy it over to two different brains and then compare those against each other). Each of them would have perfect memories of continuity up to that moment and believe they lived the life of the original.

    Anyway all that to say that I fall on the side that identity is, on the metaphysical level, entirely meaningless.

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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    The great part about having a Zelda nerd for a spouse is that you can have real time arguments about the amounts of wisdom-power-courage in the respective characters without typing it out, you can just yell it at him

    ...Maybe @Wyborn will reassess this situation??

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    I had never considered that all future Links could be in balance and the point was just never tested because they never really went after the Triforce first, but that's where she's coming from

    I really have to stop and think about this shit

    So if Ganondorf is a 10 on representing power, does that make link a 9/9/9? No, surely he'd be max for Courage. But at the same time surely he can't represent power as perfectly as Ganondorf? But if he's in balance...

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Wyborn

    Wyborn

    shhhh

    its okay

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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Here, here are the important lines (OOT text dump) :
    The Triforce...the sacred triangle...
    it is a balance that weighs the
    three forces:
    Power, Wisdom and Courage.

    If the heart of the one who holds
    the sacred triangle has all three
    forces in balance, that one will
    gain the True Force to govern all.

    But, if that one's heart is not in
    balance, the Triforce will separate
    into three parts:
    Power, Wisdom and Courage.

    Only one part will remain for the
    one who touched the Triforce...the
    part representing the force that
    one most believes in.

    If that one seeks the True Force,
    that one must acquire the two
    lost parts.

    Those two parts will be held
    within others chosen by destiny,
    who will bear the Triforce mark
    on the backs of their hands.

    Skyward Sword Link was definitely in balance; the Triforce as a whole stayed for him. I can't recollect all the Links this applies to (LttP Link, at least) but it's not a big leap to assume it's a component of being a Link.

    (Wyborn and I are now arguing about this.)

    Edit: Key thing of note: ol Triforce did not remain when Daphnes used it, either.

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    The Legend of Zelda is actually a fantasy version of The One, with each Link trying to be the last, all-powerful Link.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Im pretty sure wyborn has put more thought into zelda than nintendo at this point

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    Wyborn

    Wyborn

    shhhh

    its okay

    No, you don't understand

    We're married

    there is no going back

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Like if Wyborn walked up to Eiji Aonuma and asked him half these questions Aonuma would probably laugh and say "nah we did it this way so you'd have a reason to fight him, I dunno"

    "people like getting the Triforce so we put it in this one"

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    This fucking thread

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    In zelda the story comes second

    Every time

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Wyborn wrote: »
    No, you don't understand

    We're married

    there is no going back
    I feel really bad for the judge who will preside over your divorce court.

    "...fuck it, I'm just going to put down 'irreconcilable differences.'"

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Let me tell you about the implied industiral age in monster hunter and the over arching themes of man vs nature

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