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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    No, you don't understand

    We're married

    there is no going back
    I feel really bad for the judge who will preside over your divorce court.

    "...fuck it, I'm just going to put down 'irreconcilable differences.'"

    Yeah, the thing is that we agree on far more things than we disagree, and neither of us will ever be able to find another person who matches up so closely.

    So even if he really likes Link/Malon as a pairing, well

    I can deal????????????

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Kilroy wrote: »
    Something hit me replaying majoras mask

    what if skull kid killed link's horse and the epona you get from the ranch is the alternate universe version of epona

    what if

    not that

    But how would you ever knowwwwwww
    epona was found by Romani wandering around by the ranch and shes locked up because nobody can ride her .One of them even says its not their horse




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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Let me tell you about the implied industiral age in monster hunter and the over arching themes of man vs nature

    I would be interested in reading this

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    In zelda the story comes second

    Every time

    Like fourth at most.

    Game design and level design come first and second, then probably art direction.

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    This thread takes me back

    I never got on the Zelda timeline train but i used to do this shit for Metroid, which sounds impossible but let me tell you about the debate over whether or not Dark Samus was a new form of Metroid Prime or just a consequence of setting foot on Aether after shit went down

    Hell i'd probably still be doing that but i've exhausted all my material at this point

  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    It basically amounts to the first game being more tribe like, and having a bigger focus on hunter gathering stuff

    Then they got stuff like the bowguns and swords with mechanical bits to them and airships

    Then later with tri on you got weapons that can switch modes and contain various mechanisms that interact

    And thats about it???

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    ... Zelda has a story?

  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    This thread takes me back

    I never got on the Zelda timeline train but i used to do this shit for Metroid, which sounds impossible but let me tell you about the debate over whether or not Dark Samus was a new form of Metroid Prime or just a consequence of setting foot on Aether after shit went down

    Hell i'd probably still be doing that but i've exhausted all my material at this point

    Dark Samus is explicitly the Metroid Prime.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    ... Zelda has a story?

    Yeah, you fight Ganon

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    Well yes we know that now

    It was only a debate until the game came out really, though some people clung stubbornly to it

  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    ... Zelda has a story?

    Yeah, you fight Ganon

    And you go into dungeons for the doodads so you can use the doodads to beat the big bad.

    A classic.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    As much as I agree it isn't the number one priority

    most recent zeldas have like pretty good stories

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Well yes we know that now

    It was only a debate until the game came out really, though some people clung stubbornly to it

    You see the hand of Dark Samus at the end of Prime 1. Like it's right there. Before Echoes was even announced it was pretty clear they were going in the direction of Metroid Prime taking the form of an evil doppelganger of Samus.

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    Let me tell you about the implied industiral age in monster hunter and the over arching themes of man vs nature
    Monster Hunter's Hunter-Gatherer psuedo stone age style of fantasy is something I would love to see more of. It's the most unique version of early Humans alongside Dinosaurs I've seen in any media.

  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Well yes we know that now

    It was only a debate until the game came out really, though some people clung stubbornly to it

    You see the hand of Dark Samus at the end of Prime 1. Like it's right there. Before Echoes was even announced it was pretty clear they were going in the direction of Metroid Prime taking the form of an evil doppelganger of Samus.

    I never said it was an intelligent debate

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    I really liked the twist of Link Between Worlds.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Approaching a videogame as a story first is a fucking lunatic dangerous recipe for a terrible ass game. Don't do that.

    Like I'm not even sure Kojima does that.

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Zelda games tell pretty bog-standard, forgettable main stories and fantastic sidestories

    It's like they think they're Bioware or something

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    SimBen wrote: »
    This thread takes me back

    I never got on the Zelda timeline train but i used to do this shit for Metroid, which sounds impossible but let me tell you about the debate over whether or not Dark Samus was a new form of Metroid Prime or just a consequence of setting foot on Aether after shit went down

    Hell i'd probably still be doing that but i've exhausted all my material at this point

    Dark Samus is explicitly the Metroid Prime.
    Doesn't metroid prime end with a stinger of dark Samus forming out of the remains of metroid prime

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    In zelda the story comes second

    Every time

    Like fourth at most.

    Game design and level design come first and second, then probably art direction.

    Yeah but it's like, the mechanics often dictate the story, but it's still a neat and emergent way for a narrative to take form, you know?

    Me and SilverWind were just talking about the Ocarina of Time Iwata Asks, and how a strictly mechanical function for relaying hints (Navi) became the literal bookend for the entire story - the story and our understanding of the world are crucial to our experience of it, and that isn't lessened by the fact of the game design being the spring for the narrative, it's enhanced

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  • AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Hey everybody look at the Pokemon

    http://youtu.be/knyixMmGr7k

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    i don't really keep up with zelda but the timeline baloney seemed cooler before it was explicitly confirmed

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  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    SilverWind, please tell the thread more about Wyborn's embarrassing shipping.

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  • SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    SimBen wrote: »
    In zelda the story comes second

    Every time

    Like fourth at most.

    Game design and level design come first and second, then probably art direction.

    Yeah but it's like, the mechanics often dictate the story, but it's still a neat and emergent way for a narrative to take form, you know?

    Me and SilverWind were just talking about the Ocarina of Time Iwata Asks, and how a strictly mechanical function for relaying hints (Navi) became the literal bookend for the entire story - the story and our understanding of the world are crucial to our experience of it, and that isn't lessened by the fact of the game design being the spring for the narrative, it's enhanced

    Yeah they do a good job of icing a good story on top of their great game, but just the whole idea that any game is ever made story-first is a really widespread misconception. Games get pretty close to alpha with barely a word written of their story.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    -SPI- wrote: »
    Let me tell you about the implied industiral age in monster hunter and the over arching themes of man vs nature
    Monster Hunter's Hunter-Gatherer psuedo stone age style of fantasy is something I would love to see more of. It's the most unique version of early Humans alongside Dinosaurs I've seen in any media.

    Well we only ever see small villages but theres bigger cities ,airships and ships withengines s . Its also not stone age they have metalworks, and gunpowder

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    also wyborn's mind-bogglingly passionate posts on zelda canon are beautiful and if you ever discourage him you should feel ashamed of your words and deeds

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Zelda games tell pretty bog-standard, forgettable main stories and fantastic sidestories

    It's like they think they're Bioware or something

    desktop disagree

    (i did a thing!)

    wind waker, TP, and SS all have pretty to very good main stories

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    Man I really can't tell if that pokemon fighting game is going to be hot garbage or not.

  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    He can argue and debate and reason about it being the right ship for days and months and years on end, and I grew tired of participating in that debate well before he did--but y'all know that about him already, right? :P


    Here's the interesting stuff about Navi in an older Iwata asks:

    http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/3ds/zelda-ocarina-of-time/1/3
    Koizumi: But when I heard the name Navi from Osawa-san, I was really happy. I had thought of [what would end up as Navi] as a system, but...

    Iwata: Naming it [as Navi] had breathed life into what had been an impersonal marker.

    Koizumi: Right. I thought, "This is Navi," and ideas started coming to me one after the other. Like being able to tell by color whether the person you're facing is good or bad, and if Navi talked, she could be an important guide for the story. So naming the system Navi really helped it grow.

    [...]

    Osawa: The addition of Navi had merits with regard to the script as well. We were able to expand the story around the idea of meeting and saying good-bye to a fairy.

    And it's interesting, because the bookending of the narrative is totally obvious now that he points it out, but back before Majora's Mask came out the first time, I don't think many people read much into Navi's floating away into a window at the end.

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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    It looks extremely shallow

    its flashy but everyone only has like 8 moves

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    SilverWind wrote: »
    He can argue and debate and reason about it being the right ship for days and months and years on end, and I grew tired of participating in that debate well before he did--but y'all know that about him already, right? :P

    You lying ass! We're having it right now!

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    It looks extremely shallow

    its flashy but everyone only has like 8 moves

    Yeah, they are really pushing the simple controls thing.

    But number of moves isn't a strict indicator of depth. I mean, Gundam Vs. is deep as fuck and any given gundam only has like 4 or 5 moves with slight variations tops.

    But then again that is a 2v2 game so maybe not a good direct comparison.

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Wyborn, what do you think of the theory that Ganondorf is Ness's dad.

    I mean, you never see him in-game...

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  • -SPI--SPI- Osaka, JapanRegistered User regular
    -SPI- wrote: »
    Let me tell you about the implied industiral age in monster hunter and the over arching themes of man vs nature
    Monster Hunter's Hunter-Gatherer psuedo stone age style of fantasy is something I would love to see more of. It's the most unique version of early Humans alongside Dinosaurs I've seen in any media.

    Well we only ever see small villages but theres bigger cities ,airships and ships withengines s . Its also not stone age they have metalworks, and gunpowder
    It has a tribal/prehistoric flavour with anachronistic industry mixed in with a hunter gatherer based society. You have guys with armour and weapons made with animal bones fighting dinosaurs along with airships and cannons. It's as much stone age as the average fantasy game is medieval. Which makes it unique and makes me want to see more things based on that concept.

    -Tal
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    How many tekken pokemon can you be

    Are they all anthro

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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    Well I mean on forums!

    Though Wyborn is much more committed to arguing the timeline than shipping. Debates on the timeline, however, largely dried up when Hystoria was released.

    I gotta say, this is one of the weird things about us--we read the triple-split timeline in Hystoria and both loved it intensely, immediately.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    SimBen wrote: »
    Approaching a videogame as a story first is a fucking lunatic dangerous recipe for a terrible ass game. Don't do that.

    Like I'm not even sure Kojima does that.

    You know who does do that? David Cage.

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  • masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    We all know that's not true

    The stories would have some thought put into them if it was

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  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    How many tekken pokemon can you be

    Are they all anthro

    No one knows exactly how many

    But nah we have at least one quadruped in the form of Suicune

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    What do you think of the theory that the Monster Hunter franchise takes place between OoT And Wind Waker

    -Tal
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