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Hey you, I saw that. Put it back! [Kids]

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    @djmitchella I'm not a professional writer or anything but that looks pretty amazing for seven years old.

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    After a fairly fussy week Miles is eating everything in sight. Growth spurt time?

    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    So kiddoroar has his first accident at school today. so ladyroar and her mom brought him fresh undies and pants.

    So I was worried he would be upset so I was talking to him on the way home trying to assure him I wasnt upset, so I ask :
    hey buddy daddy did it too when I was your age but what happened?
    I was in the bathroom with (insert friend) and we were talking for I forgot to hold my doodle and I peed on my pants
    Wait so you didnt have an accident you were just lazy?
    Yup
    So you're not upset you peed yourself
    Nope

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    My kids have been sick on and off and the other day Grayson got sick on the bus and got it all over himself.

    We told him it's OK and there's nothing to be embarrassed about and he said, I'm not embarrassed, I got sick.

    Kid definitely tales after me, not mom.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Little guy is three months so the books we are reading him are laregely the big baby board books with happy bright pictures of animals and shapes.

    He genuinely seems to love this:
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    It genuinely holds his interest.

    I was reading him Fellowship and Hitchhiker's before he was born.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    Also, can I just say that love the word Abecedarius

  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    Speaking of making up stories with kids, have you guys seen these Story Cubes? There are a couple of different sets you can get.

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    MY wife read him The Hobbit when he was much younger, mostly so she could read it.

    I read him DINOTOPIA, but he's too grabby now, i think for a book like that. It's not a board book and it's kinda rare...

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  • DMACDMAC Come at me, bro! Moderator mod
    Also, nephew turned 6 months last week. Crazy how much he's changed in that time.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Holy crap that kid is adorable!

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  • djmitchelladjmitchella Registered User regular
    My sister sent our kids those Story Cubes, and they're pretty great, though we've found the stories are often along the lines of "there was a wizard and he met a sheep and they went on a plane and got struck by lightning", just listing the stuff that they see on the dice with a very thin narrative around it.

    The Tell Me A Story cards have worked a bit better so far, because everything's robot-themed (or whatever the pack in question is), so while every story is a robot story, once they have a basic theme to work within, they find it easier to come up with variations.

    Geth
  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Ada loves Little Blue Truck. It's her favorite book. She mostly loves holding the book and turning the pages... we can sometimes even keep up and actually read it. Board books only for now, since she tears up anything else.
    We recently got Caps for Sale. She loves the page with the monkeys, and makes delighted monkey noises when she sees them.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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  • schussschuss Registered User regular
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    Me and the numba one stunna

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    That kid's all "Yeah, you know who the boss is here."

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Just tried the boy with a little backpack with a lead on a walk around the park.

    He wouldn't move unless he was holding onto the lead.

    Going to have to get another strap or something so he can hold that whilst we hold the other one.

    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Yeah having henry on a leash was fine for a couple times but it ended up being a little more trouble than it was worth

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We got professional pictures taken last week and this picture right here encapsulates both of their personalities perfectly.
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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Is it difficult being a parent to both a Greaser and a Soc?

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    We're constantly having dance fights in this house.

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Enjoy the golden years while you can.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Dear parents,

    If you have a horrible screaming baby, please close your windows instead of sharing the screaming with your friendly neighbours.

    Love,

    Mr Fuzzbutt.

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  • PeenPeen Registered User regular
    Dear neighbors,

    If our baby is screaming and we're trying to solve the problem by changing the temperature with an open window, or just need a breath of air that doesn't smell like diapers, or to get the air in the room moving, please understand that it's in everyone's best interest that the baby stop screaming. No baby is horrible but some adults are.

    Love,

    Every parent who doesn't give a good goddamned flying fuck what you think

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  • astrobstrdastrobstrd So full of mercy... Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Here's my 8 month old son Luca around Christmas time, trying solids for the first time.
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  • DenadaDenada Registered User regular
    "Oh, hello there. My name is Luca, and I'd like to talk to you about solid foods."

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  • ElbasunuElbasunu Registered User regular
    screamin for 5 of the last 10 hours.

    send promises of college semesters on campus

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    We made some Daniel Tiger banana swirl last night (it's just mashed up bananas frozen) and tried to give some to Eleanor.

    Hm what is this, this looks like it will go in my mouth
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    Reaction:
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    J'accuse
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  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Anyone in Canada need a crib/change table/dresser?

    This place has Targets Liquidation stock and has absurd deals and free shipping over $50 look at this thing we just bought.

    http://www.canadasbabystore.com/en/product/10083#

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  • ceresceres When the last moon is cast over the last star of morning And the future has past without even a last desperate warningRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited March 2015
    Dear parents,

    If you have a horrible screaming baby, please close your windows instead of sharing the screaming with your friendly neighbours.

    Love,

    Mr Fuzzbutt.

    Dear Posters Who Come Into the Kids Thread With General Complaints About Parents Who Do This or That,

    Get bent.

    <3,

    ceres.

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    And it seems like all is dying, and would leave the world to mourn
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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    rex's eating is accelerating at an unstoppable rate. he turned 8 months last week. this weekend we were at the pub and ordered him a side of lemon, garlic, chilli and olive oil-drizzled brocollini and sugar snap peas. he pretty well ate the whole plate.

    recently he and his mummy went to a "thermomix" party, which is like a tupperware party for $2000 blenders. all the other kids were chilling out, but rex was getting increasingly angsty. turns out he was transfixed on the demo food and wouldn't relax till he'd gotten to try the freshly made hummus and instant-rise pizza dough.

    consider the curried okra:

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Little guy'll be six foot two before you know it!

  • Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan Registered User regular
    We gutted Luke's bedroom yesterday. His room is tiny but we hadn't gone through stuff for awhile. So much work but we freed up over half his closet. Today I wire his room for Ethernet for the 360...maybe...I managed to get his stomach bug from last week.

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    I thought of @Langly and his food experiments when I saw this today

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    My 10 year old introduced me to Terraria over the weekend

    I think I may build another computer solely to play multiplayer with him =)

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  • DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    I've played it with him watching a few times, but yesterday I let Weston (2yrs 4 months) have the controller to play Goat Simulator on Steam. After a few minutes he figured out the "A button" jumps and the "Y Button" plays dead.

    Cue very happy boy cackling with glee every time the goat jumped and played dead.

    Best kids game ever.

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
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    Why yes I CAN sit up in my froggy chair, why do you ask?

    Three months old.

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  • Gilbert0Gilbert0 North of SeattleRegistered User regular
    Anyone in Canada need a crib/change table/dresser?

    This place has Targets Liquidation stock and has absurd deals and free shipping over $50 look at this thing we just bought.

    http://www.canadasbabystore.com/en/product/10083#

    Sending this off to the wife to browse for deals. The deals in store have been pretty crappy.

    My update time. UGH weening and sleep changes. He's almost 2 now and wife is ready to start. At the same time, we're trying to be less involved at sleep (nap and night time). No sneaking out once he's asleep. He has to fall asleep on his own now (he was about 50/50 up to this point).

    Last couple nights have been ROUGH.

    "Good night"
    "MOMMAMOMMAMOMMAMOMMAMOMMA"
    .....
    "DADDADADDADADDDADADDA"
    ....
    and repeat.

    ceres
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    FortyTwo wrote: »
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    Why yes I CAN sit up in my froggy chair, why do you ask?

    Three months old.

    Awwww, he's mimicking your avatar

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  • DenadaDenada Registered User regular
    Gilbert0 wrote: »
    My update time. UGH weening and sleep changes. He's almost 2 now and wife is ready to start. At the same time, we're trying to be less involved at sleep (nap and night time). No sneaking out once he's asleep. He has to fall asleep on his own now (he was about 50/50 up to this point).

    Last couple nights have been ROUGH.

    "Good night"
    "MOMMAMOMMAMOMMAMOMMAMOMMA"
    .....
    "DADDADADDADADDDADADDA"
    ....
    and repeat.

    Man those are hard times. :bro: It's the worst thing in the world to have to look at your kid and say "I know you're hurting and I know you don't want me to do this, but I have to because this is the best for you."

    I remember back when Adelaide had just moved into her own bed. My wife would handle bedtime every night, but I was concerned that Adelaide would have a hard time with me if my wife was out late or something, and I had fond memories of bedtime with my dad, so I started doing bedtime to get her used to it.

    What followed was about five nights of screaming, crying, kicking, and flailing. Five nights of "I WANT MOMMY! I DON'T WANT YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOU!" and every other "mean" thing her little toddler brain could think of to get me to leave. Five nights of me sitting next to her bed, on the verge of tears, wanting nothing more than to either yell back, give up, or break down and cry (sometimes all three at once).

    Everything was fine once she got past her fear, and both girls are great at bedtime now with whoever is doing it, but damn it took some pain to get there.

    Gilbert0
  • JoshmviiJoshmvii Registered User regular
    edited March 2015
    Daughter v2.0 doing a one month old celebratory giggle.

    Spoilered for large image.
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Kid thread, I just caught up. Your kids are all adorable and hilarious.

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