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look what i found in the attic!

DrumsDrums Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
So my mom asked me to clean out a box full of old stuff sitting in the attic this morning so we can sell it in a garage sale. So I go up and start digging through it and I find some FF7 cd's, the journeyman project, some of my parent's old bank statements, a report about highschool gang awareness, and a half dozen old playboy magazines and home made video tapes. I haven't watched all the tapes yet, but I can tell you that this version of the Riverdance has little to do with Irish step dancing, and has alot more cocks and vaginas than I remember.

Do I restash the antique porn collection and claim it as my own?

Or furiously masterbate in the attic, toss everything, and play FF7 again?

(tldr: i found my dad's old porn, sweet)

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    What were the bank statements like.

    Any interesting transactions.

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  • Chief1138Chief1138 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    this is called leverage, my friend.

    bide your time

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    was it your parents?

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wevs wrote: »
    What were the bank statements like.

    Any interesting transactions.

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  • DrumsDrums Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wevs wrote: »
    What were the bank statements like.

    Any interesting transactions.

    i noticed several curious gaps in the check number sequence

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  • DrumsDrums Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    turns out only some of the tapes are porn, a few of them are taped basketball games

    im a little disappointed

    Drums on
  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    was it your parents?

    This is kinda important.

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    maybe he has a basketball fetish

    all those balls bouncing... oooh

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Masterbate furiously over your dad while he sleeps. If he wakes up, finish off and then throw his porn mags at him and scream about how he's messed your head up for the last time. Then storm out

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drums wrote: »
    turns out only some of the tapes are porn, a few of them are taped basketball games

    im a little disappointed


    You should thank god your parents didn't make a sex tape.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That he knows of.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Bloods End wrote: »
    was it your parents?

    This is kinda important.

    seriously, it's for science

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    "I love you dad. And all those money shots!"

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My father still has a few porn tapes. Funny thing is that they no longer have a vcr, so I don't know why he keeps them. They're in those "no seriously, these are actually just books, not cassette cases" cases. One has been missing since they got rid of their vcr so I'm guessing that tape got eaten when it broke, since I don't see any other reason they'd be using that machine.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I was a bit perturbed when I found my grampa's twenty year's worth stash of Penthouse. More by the unkempt 80's bush then the thought of my granpa looking at porno.

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  • chronoboundgearchronoboundgear Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You still haven't said who was in the homemade porns. I'm a little worried about that.

    I have kind of a funny story relating to this:

    For extra credit my group from history class composed of 5 people was supposed to make a home video reenactment of a fairy tale. We chose Sleeping Beauty and I was the queen because we only had one girl, but that's not important. When we started recording, the video had some porn saved on it. Apparently his dad would rent movies and save them to his camcorder and watch them later. A few days later his dad asked if he found anything odd on the tapes, but my friend didn't say anything. We put in a few random scenes like me being a cop beating the shit out of a guy smoking a joint like on cops but with more brutality. We took it out in the end though so none of us would be expelled.

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  • HobbesHobbes Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That's preeety creepy.

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  • DrumsDrums Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You still haven't said who was in the homemade porns. I'm a little worried about that.

    I have kind of a funny story relating to this:

    *snipped*

    I haven't checked out the camcorder tapes yet... cause i dont have one of those little adapter tapes

    god i hope i don't find anything psychologically scarring

    i should stop just in case there is a real 'home made' tape... but i'm not gonna

    I must watch ALL of this porn, for science

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I sense an Oedipus complex

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Was it FF7 for PC? If not then I don't care about this.

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  • augustaugust where you come from is gone Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drums wrote: »
    You still haven't said who was in the homemade porns. I'm a little worried about that.

    I have kind of a funny story relating to this:

    *snipped*

    I haven't checked out the camcorder tapes yet... cause i dont have one of those little adapter tapes

    god i hope i don't find anything psychologically scarring

    i should stop just in case there is a real 'home made' tape... but i'm not gonna

    I must watch ALL of this porn, for science

    You are either very brave or very horny.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My dad kept a porn library in the tv room.


    Quite literally dozens and dozens of tapes and laserdiscs.



    I was quite a popular lad in school. Many a night were spent watching porn with like 8 other guys. Very homoerotic now that I look back on it.

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  • FavlaudFavlaud just straight up awful Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Did you have sex with the laserdics stale

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Favlaud wrote: »
    Did you have sex with the laserdics stale

    I wish

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.

    He filmed himself masturbating.

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    A++ Would Watch Again

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.

    He filmed himself masturbating.
    You can't hear the laughter, but it is hearty!

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  • Si SenorSi Senor Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.

    He filmed himself masturbating.
    You can't hear the laughter, but it is hearty!

    YOUR FUCKING SIG

    HOW MANY TIMES MUST I FALL FOR IT

    EVERY FUCKING TIME, APPARENTLY

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Senor Fish wrote: »
    Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.

    He filmed himself masturbating.
    You can't hear the laughter, but it is hearty!

    YOUR FUCKING SIG

    HOW MANY TIMES MUST I FALL FOR IT

    EVERY FUCKING TIME, APPARENTLY
    Woot?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    PLAY THE JOURNEYMAN PROJECT

    RIGHT NOW

    first one kinda sucks teefs

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.

    He filmed himself masturbating.

    I find that's pretty normal for Film Students
    It's not always footage of stroking members but what ends up on the screen ends up being more or less the same thing

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ZING

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i was at my friends house once, and while he was in the bathroom i checked out his limewire, and he had a hidden fucking folder full of bestiality and kiddy porn.... I never brought it up to him that I saw it.

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    BusterK wrote: »
    Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.

    He filmed himself masturbating.

    I find that's pretty normal for Film Students
    It's not always footage of stroking members but what ends up on the screen ends up being more or less the same thing

    I hate having to go near the film department.

    I came back once to find a bunch of film majors leaning on my car enjoying a smoke.

    I hit the panic button on my key fob.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't know any film students, but I hear that they're the worst people to see movies with.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I hope to God that his parents made the tapes.

    I am praying for this.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't know any film students, but I hear that they're the worst people to see movies with.

    i (and my gf) am the kind of person who riffs on every movie ever

    i do it very quietly, but you probably don't want to hear my gf and i's muffled laughter every few minutse

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't know any film students, but I hear that they're the worst people to see movies with.

    I don't really tear into movies at all. Hell, I love Twister

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