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So my mom asked me to clean out a box full of old stuff sitting in the attic this morning so we can sell it in a garage sale. So I go up and start digging through it and I find some FF7 cd's, the journeyman project, some of my parent's old bank statements, a report about highschool gang awareness, and a half dozen old playboy magazines and home made video tapes. I haven't watched all the tapes yet, but I can tell you that this version of the Riverdance has little to do with Irish step dancing, and has alot more cocks and vaginas than I remember.
Do I restash the antique porn collection and claim it as my own?
Or furiously masterbate in the attic, toss everything, and play FF7 again?
Masterbate furiously over your dad while he sleeps. If he wakes up, finish off and then throw his porn mags at him and scream about how he's messed your head up for the last time. Then storm out
My father still has a few porn tapes. Funny thing is that they no longer have a vcr, so I don't know why he keeps them. They're in those "no seriously, these are actually just books, not cassette cases" cases. One has been missing since they got rid of their vcr so I'm guessing that tape got eaten when it broke, since I don't see any other reason they'd be using that machine.
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edited April 2007
I was a bit perturbed when I found my grampa's twenty year's worth stash of Penthouse. More by the unkempt 80's bush then the thought of my granpa looking at porno.
You still haven't said who was in the homemade porns. I'm a little worried about that.
I have kind of a funny story relating to this:
For extra credit my group from history class composed of 5 people was supposed to make a home video reenactment of a fairy tale. We chose Sleeping Beauty and I was the queen because we only had one girl, but that's not important. When we started recording, the video had some porn saved on it. Apparently his dad would rent movies and save them to his camcorder and watch them later. A few days later his dad asked if he found anything odd on the tapes, but my friend didn't say anything. We put in a few random scenes like me being a cop beating the shit out of a guy smoking a joint like on cops but with more brutality. We took it out in the end though so none of us would be expelled.
Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.
Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.
Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.
Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.
Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.
He filmed himself masturbating.
I find that's pretty normal for Film Students
It's not always footage of stroking members but what ends up on the screen ends up being more or less the same thing
i was at my friends house once, and while he was in the bathroom i checked out his limewire, and he had a hidden fucking folder full of bestiality and kiddy porn.... I never brought it up to him that I saw it.
Guy at school here had to make some video for his intro to film class. Obviously he wanted to do a good project and impress the class and professor, so he went with the best topic he could think of.
He filmed himself masturbating.
I find that's pretty normal for Film Students
It's not always footage of stroking members but what ends up on the screen ends up being more or less the same thing
I hate having to go near the film department.
I came back once to find a bunch of film majors leaning on my car enjoying a smoke.
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i noticed several curious gaps in the check number sequence
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all those balls bouncing... oooh
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I have kind of a funny story relating to this:
For extra credit my group from history class composed of 5 people was supposed to make a home video reenactment of a fairy tale. We chose Sleeping Beauty and I was the queen because we only had one girl, but that's not important. When we started recording, the video had some porn saved on it. Apparently his dad would rent movies and save them to his camcorder and watch them later. A few days later his dad asked if he found anything odd on the tapes, but my friend didn't say anything. We put in a few random scenes like me being a cop beating the shit out of a guy smoking a joint like on cops but with more brutality. We took it out in the end though so none of us would be expelled.
Every fights a food fight when you're a cannibal.
I haven't checked out the camcorder tapes yet... cause i dont have one of those little adapter tapes
god i hope i don't find anything psychologically scarring
i should stop just in case there is a real 'home made' tape... but i'm not gonna
I must watch ALL of this porn, for science
You are either very brave or very horny.
Quite literally dozens and dozens of tapes and laserdiscs.
I was quite a popular lad in school. Many a night were spent watching porn with like 8 other guys. Very homoerotic now that I look back on it.
I wish
He filmed himself masturbating.
YOUR FUCKING SIG
HOW MANY TIMES MUST I FALL FOR IT
EVERY FUCKING TIME, APPARENTLY
first one kinda sucks teefs
I find that's pretty normal for Film Students
It's not always footage of stroking members but what ends up on the screen ends up being more or less the same thing
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I hate having to go near the film department.
I came back once to find a bunch of film majors leaning on my car enjoying a smoke.
I hit the panic button on my key fob.
I am praying for this.
i (and my gf) am the kind of person who riffs on every movie ever
i do it very quietly, but you probably don't want to hear my gf and i's muffled laughter every few minutse
I don't really tear into movies at all. Hell, I love Twister