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[chat] about anything but the Oscars please

Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, AlonsoRegistered User regular
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    let's talk about how great jeepguy is

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    I would like chat about NPH for he is delightful

    I am not entirely sure he is less delightful than T Swizzle

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    This weekend one former child star got to host the oscars. Another swept the razzies for his bad War on Christmas evangelical film

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    ravenclaw = brain
    gryffindor = heart
    hufflepuff = stomach
    slytherin = big fucking balls i tell you hwat

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    I love the suit song and also the duet with Jackson at the Tonys

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    let's talk about how great jeepguy is

    well, chat over

    that was productive

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So my post I was writing that got eaten by the thread lock.

    Now I understand why the Lego movie didn't get nominated for more stuff. When that song started my mom looked at the screen for a beat, said "no thanks" and got up to take a potty break. She's about the age of your typical Academy voter. So now you know.

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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    "why she goes for the asshole"

    hott

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    let's talk about how great jeepguy is

    well, chat over

    that was productive

    Shut up, Ludious I know you're just trying to get me to fight you in the jello-dome. But you're a married man, and I don't think that's appropriate.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    ugh don't pollute this fresh new thread with such things

    it's sunday i want to be smiling

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    ugh don't pollute this fresh new thread with such things

    it's sunday i want to be smiling

    m'puppies

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    oh yeah, contarian king, the true persona 4 superboss

    basically, right after the first real boss, the game is like, why not try out your new party member today there is nothing else going on also there is a new monster replacing the boss

    so you go back through the dungeon, holding autoattack the whole way, then you meet the boss and instant party wipe because trolololo said monster is tuned about 8 levels above you

    every fucking time i play this i fall for it

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So my post I was writing that got eaten by the thread lock.

    Now I understand why the Lego movie didn't get nominated for more stuff. When that song started my mom looked at the screen for a beat, said "no thanks" and got up to take a potty break. She's about the age of your typical Academy voter. So now you know.

    My mom was confused and kept badgering me asking if "those two girls singing...are they even famous"

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    tell me more about those big fucking balls

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So these women are getting their award for a short documentary about veterans crisis hotlines or some such and one of them is talking about veterans and such, so the camera pans to Bradley Cooper because...

    Academy camera person, you're doing this wrong.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    tell me more about those big fucking balls

    Better just to show you

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    tell me more about those big fucking balls

    they're great if you stand all the time

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Because he played a veteran it's totally the same thing as far as Hollywood is concerned.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    So these women are getting their award for a short documentary about veterans crisis hotlines or some such and one of them is talking about veterans and such, so the camera pans to Bradley Cooper because...

    Academy camera person, you're doing this wrong.

    EXCUSE ME SIR, HE HELPED SAVE AN ENTIRE PLANET AND COUNTLESS OTHER WORLDS FROM THE DESTRUCTIVE FORCE OF RONAN THE ACCUSER

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Fucking hell.

    That Boat level in mirror's Edge was bullshit on a stick.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    nerds

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    oh yeah, contarian king, the true persona 4 superboss

    basically, right after the first real boss, the game is like, why not try out your new party member today there is nothing else going on also there is a new monster replacing the boss

    so you go back through the dungeon, holding autoattack the whole way, then you meet the boss and instant party wipe because trolololo said monster is tuned about 8 levels above you

    every fucking time i play this i fall for it

    The only Persona game I've played is the game where I watched that trailer with the snappy music a couple weeks ago. I liked it, I think that's the best one.

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    815165815165 Registered User regular
    if i won an oscar i would name it oscar

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    IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Because he played a veteran it's totally the same thing as far as Hollywood is concerned.

    He's such a hard core method actor he gave himself PTSD by thinking about it really hard.

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    ZephiranZephiran Registered User regular
    Given that most of the Imperial Japanese Navy ended up destroyed, I have a feeling Kantai Collection will turn into Madoka given enough time.

    Alright and in this next scene all the animals have AIDS.

    I got a little excited when I saw your ship.
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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
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    surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    edited February 2015
    desc wrote: »
    nerds

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    i am overjoyed that somebody posted this seriously

    surrealitycheck on
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    So hai Majoras Mask ppl @Winky @Donkey Kong is there some special trick to this dog racing gambling thing because my dumbshit puppies always get stuck behind the leaders and they never wiiiiiin

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I've been playing Rimworld in my spare time lately

    It's pretty good? It's basically a science fiction Dwarf Fortress, where your colony starts as three people who have crashed in escape pods and need to survive, with an eventual goal of building a new ship to get off that god-forsaken rock. Advantages over DF include actual graphics and a pretty well-made combat system, which is handy when you're being assaulted by space pirates who vastly outnumber and outgun your pathetic colonials.

    It's still alpha and I wouldn't recommend anyone buy it until it's, you know, not alpha/"early access", but it has a lot of potential going for it

    also you get to club raiders half to death and then Stockholm syndrome them into joining your colony

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So hai Majoras Mask ppl Winky "Donkey Kong" is there some special trick to this dog racing gambling thing because my dumbshit puppies always get stuck behind the leaders and they never wiiiiiin

    have you tried wearing a mask

    that makes animals fall in line

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Holy shit tinder just added a "likes per day" limit unless you pay $20 a month... Holy shit

    Fuck this app, peace

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    or is it the mask of truth i don't remember

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Re fucking diculous

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Holy shit tinder just added a "likes per day" limit unless you pay $20 a month... Holy shit

    Fuck this app, peace

    holy

    shit

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So hai Majoras Mask ppl @Winky @Donkey Kong is there some special trick to this dog racing gambling thing because my dumbshit puppies always get stuck behind the leaders and they never wiiiiiin

    did you go to the zora area and get a reed? You have to beat the dogs before the race with a reed to win

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited February 2015
    well in fairness Anita Sarkeesian is a xenomorph

    but I take exception to the idea that xenomorphs don't have the same rights as everyone else

    and the idea that a newly birthed xeno would praise anita like a queen is just racist

    override367 on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    my tinder game has been so on point recently too

    hinge is too hard

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So hai Majoras Mask ppl Winky "Donkey Kong" is there some special trick to this dog racing gambling thing because my dumbshit puppies always get stuck behind the leaders and they never wiiiiiin

    have you tried wearing a mask

    that makes animals fall in line

    No I used the other mask that lets you hear their thoughts to pick the most pumped up pup

    I just want to win this dumb minigame cause I am one piece of heart away from a full one

    Gimme that piece of heart you fat gambling bitch

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