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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
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    Test is sitting there thinking "I was ECW champion."

    Um, he wasn't?

    Whoops, fucked that up. He was big there though.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    Test is sitting there thinking "I was ECW champion."

    Um, he wasn't?

    Tazz was absolutely ECW champion.

    In other words, Kaientai fucking rules

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Man, Viscera was fucking awful.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Oh man, Super Heavyweight Crash Holly is one of my favorite gimmicks.

    Allegedly Adrian Neville is playing a less comedic version of him when he's brought up.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Michinoku Driver best driver.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Oh man, Super Heavyweight Crash Holly is one of my favorite gimmicks.

    Allegedly Adrian Neville is playing a less comedic version of him when he's brought up.

    The comedy is the part I like, though. Carrying the scale to the ring to weigh in and fervently assuring everyone that he weighs 400 lbs.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    MrDapper wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    MrDapper wrote: »
    Test is sitting there thinking "I was ECW champion."

    Um, he wasn't?

    Whoops, fucked that up. He was big there though.

    Gotcha.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    "those of you that had viscera in your office pool"

    yes, my wrestlemania 16 hardcore battle royale office pool

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Making this match a mandatory 15 minutes was a fabulous idea.

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    I just can't get over the fact that Tazz came into Royal Rumble 2000 looking like a monster, and here he is, filling space in this match 2 months later.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    My favorite version of the Crash Holly gimmick was when he and Bob Holly would wrestle in tag matches, start fighting each other, and just wander off.

    Then you'd see them an hour later, in the woods or something, just wailing on each other.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Pete Gas is absolutely bleeding a gusher.

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Making this match a mandatory 15 minutes was a fabulous idea.

    They could have had 30 Divas matches instead!

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I just can't get over the fact that Tazz came into Royal Rumble 2000 looking like a monster, and here he is, filling space in this match 2 months later.

    He ended Angle's winning streak!

    The speed at which they bungled his character is impressive.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Making this match a mandatory 15 minutes was a fabulous idea.

    They could have had 30 Divas matches instead!

    Snap!

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    i love the acolytes

    but that might just be my love of ron simmons

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    The Tazz thing had to be something other than them just botching it for no reason.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    TAKA IS GONNA STAB HIM WITH THAT FLAG!

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    The Tazz thing had to be something other than them just botching it for no reason.

    I'm sure Vince tried his hardest to properly utilize the Suplex King.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    this is what the entire battle royale should've been

    just 10 second title reigns and slapstick spots

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    Bob Holly just wanders by and kicks him in the head for no reason. What a dick.

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Bob Holly just wanders by and kicks him in the head for no reason. What a dick.

    Looked like a stiff shot too.

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    hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Holy shit, Crash looks like he has a red mohawk.

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Did Tazz pin Thrasher for a sec there?

    What would have been the point of that?

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    The Tazz thing had to be something other than them just botching it for no reason.

    I'm sure Vince tried his hardest to properly utilize the Suplex King.

    He brought him in super strong though.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    I'll give the match this--everyone getting pinned left and right makes it super cool when Tazz kicks out

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Tazz was one of the best.

    He's one of the biggest examples of the WWE completely dropping the ball on a talent that could have been huge.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Tazz was one of the best.

    He's one of the biggest examples of the WWE completely dropping the ball on a talent that could have been huge.

    That's overselling him just a tad bit there.

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    facetious wrote: »
    Tazz was one of the best.

    He's one of the biggest examples of the WWE completely dropping the ball on a talent that could have been huge.

    But he's short!

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Man, for how much we mock WCW 2000, WWF 2000 wasn't so great either.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    DON'T TAP OUT CRASH

    DON'T TAP

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    BOB HOLLY YOU BASTARD

    I HATE YOU HARDCORE HOLLY

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Taz was good don't get me wrong. But one of the best? Nah.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Were the SD spoilers mentioned

    Because I just read them and if not, holy shit at a few things for a few different reasons
    1. Bryan added to the clusterfuck IC title feud because lolgive him any non-world title, that'll make them not boo come the main event at Mania
    1a. If he wins it, that means Ambrose doesn't, which means holy shit Ambrose will be 0-9 in PPV matches since the Shield disbanded
    2. Axel has a clock saying how long he's been in the Rumble match uneliminated TCpZWML.jpg

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    CuvisTheConquerorCuvisTheConqueror They always say "yee haw" but they never ask "haw yee?" Registered User regular
    Yeah, Chyna, you sound really excited.

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Were the SD spoilers mentioned

    Because I just read them and if not, holy shit at a few things for a few different reasons
    1. Bryan added to the clusterfuck IC title feud because lolgive him any non-world title, that'll make them not boo come the main event at Mania
    1a. If he wins it, that means Ambrose doesn't, which means holy shit Ambrose will be 0-9 in PPV matches since the Shield disbanded
    2. Axel has a clock saying how long he's been in the Rumble match uneliminated TCpZWML.jpg
    Besides facing Barrett did they give any indication he was being added to the IC title hunt? Guess we'll find out next week.

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    facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    So I'm reading that thread while watching a bit of the Punk documentary (in between the Penguins/Capitals game) after @The Betman mentioned watching it for the first time

    and the Tazz thing came up during the segment about Paul Heyman being the only person in WWE who knew Punk was special

    and I just want to continue talking forever about how, aside from being a horrible businessman, Heyman's such an incredible booker with such an amazing ability to know how best to utilize wrestlers to maximize their talents.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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    CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Hatewatch? What show, what time?

    WHAT?

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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Hatewatch? What show, what time?

    WHAT?

    Mania 16, 45 minutes in.

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    Dex DynamoDex Dynamo Registered User regular
    Were the SD spoilers mentioned

    Because I just read them and if not, holy shit at a few things for a few different reasons
    1. Bryan added to the clusterfuck IC title feud because lolgive him any non-world title, that'll make them not boo come the main event at Mania
    1a. If he wins it, that means Ambrose doesn't, which means holy shit Ambrose will be 0-9 in PPV matches since the Shield disbanded
    2. Axel has a clock saying how long he's been in the Rumble match uneliminated TCpZWML.jpg
    So glad Ambrose "eliminating" Axel seems to have been struck from the record.

    It makes me so happy.

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