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what's a fair reward for returning a wallet

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    For only the most discerning of remote sex toy operation

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Look at this kitty

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.

    front pocket 4 lyfe

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.

    I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Well you see Raijin, the 'hip' and 'with it' kids sometimes use acronyms such as 'ROFL'

    Which of course stands for

    Raijin Quickfoot [is an]

    Old

    Fart

    Lol

    You've made a mortal enemy today, my friend... Of course I'm so old I'll be dead soon so you're mostly safe.

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    captaink wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.

    I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?

    i have a large collection of jnco jeans yes

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    BillyIdleBillyIdle What does "katana" mean? It means "Japanese sword."Registered User regular
    Send them a Christmas card every year that includes a photo so they can watch you age.

    PSN: BillyIdle_
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Well you see Raijin, the 'hip' and 'with it' kids sometimes use acronyms such as 'ROFL'

    Which of course stands for

    Raijin Quickfoot [is an]

    Old

    Fart

    Lol

    You've made a mortal enemy today, my friend... Of course I'm so old I'll be dead soon so you're mostly safe.

    You can always haunt the shit out of her.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    captaink wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.

    I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?

    Pickpockets work by misdirection. If they bump into you and grab what's in your back pocket you lose it and that's it. Apollo Robbins is a good example of someone using misdirection to pickpocket.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    And that's why I always put my wallet inside my butt where it's safe and comfy

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    EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Madican wrote: »
    captaink wrote: »
    Madican wrote: »
    I don't understand people who put their wallet, or anything really, in their back pockets. It's choosing to place your valuables in a place you cannot see, will not notice it's gone until it's too late, and your hands won't gravitate to it unconsciously to check it's still there.

    I dunno, I can always feel it back there. Do other people not have feeling in their butts? Or wear giant pants?

    Pickpockets work by misdirection. If they bump into you and grab what's in your back pocket you lose it and that's it. Apollo Robbins is a good example of someone using misdirection to pickpocket.

    Alternatively:

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    MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    I recently lost my wallet, with all my ID. Getting a Birth Card Replacement is horrible.... Apparently I need a Guarrentor to vouch that I'm me, but it has to be someone from a certain proffession, like a Mayor, or an Accountant, or a Doctor...


    I'm a complete homebody, and haven't seen a doctor or dentist in forever (also, very cheap, and take good care of my teeth). Thankfully, the government hotline just said I could use my dentist's name, as long as they have me on record as a patient for over two years, at any time.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    It's customary to send a Thank You Moon Pie, one of our delicacies.

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Every pie you make is a moon pie though

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Send them a wallet size photo of yourself giving thumbs up

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Every pie you make is a moon pie though

    Yeah but we don't put up with any of that fruit pie bullshit

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    SalSal Damnedest Little Fellow Registered User regular
    A big, sloppy kiss

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Super sloppy



    Double dare

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Physical challenge!

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Super sloppy



    Double dare

    This Ain't Super Sloppy Double Dare: A XXX Parody

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    JoeUser wrote: »
    Super sloppy



    Double dare

    This Ain't Super Sloppy Double Dare: A XXX Parody

    Maybe it should be

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Hosted by Marc Hummers

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