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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i invented this twtier ok

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  • DehumanizedDehumanized Registered User regular
    i dont post in chat much but i love dogsolution it is my favorite timeline

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    Donkey Kang that is a harrowing story

    The very idea of it is the reason you will not find my real name on the internet

    Or, well, if you do it's probably some architect guy last I checked

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I've been in bed trying to fall asleep for 2 hours, I hate my body.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Co6Gygm.jpg

    I got a setlist

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I response to the story, yeah, I was using my real name in a few places, just my first name and last initial in others, but they chained together without much more than a basic google query. I had this dumb idea in high school that you should be able to say anything you want and attach it to your real name and everyone would just like, get it man, and there would be no repercussions.

    Then after I stopped believing that, I allowed inertia to carry me forward and keep using the same accounts. It wasn't smart.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    when you said "the Zionist state should be eradictated from the face of the earth", what did you mean

  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

    I would have left, in tears.

    Goodnight, chat.

  • thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
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    I got a setlist

    for fucks sake, stop making me miss denver.

  • HappylilElfHappylilElf Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

    I probably would have stumbled out of the room like I'd just been hit in the head with a board

  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Best part :

    Lead singer dude grabs the mic at the end of the very first song

    "HI DENVER

    FULL DISCLOSURE

    I'M HIGH AS FUK"

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

    I really really needed a job and walking out would have burned bridges with all the associated labs. So I waited for the dry feeling to leave my mouth and got to defending myself. That dude was a real asshole for doing that to me though.

    "So I was researching your name on the internet" *huge asshole smile*

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    DK that story makes me glad my name is damn near John Smith in popularity.

  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Donkey Kang that is a harrowing story

    The very idea of it is the reason you will not find my real name on the internet

    Or, well, if you do it's probably some architect guy last I checked
    I share my name with several tech bros on Twitter, which is weird because my last name isn't that common. Since I am also going into tech I assume it is inevitable I will be slandered by one of them.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • cadlincwalkcadlincwalk Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    my favorite so far

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    cadlincwalk on
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

    I really really needed a job and walking out would have burned bridges with all the associated labs. So I waited for the dry feeling to leave my mouth and got to defending myself. That dude was a real asshole for doing that to me though.

    "So I was researching your name on the internet" *huge asshole smile*

    Yeah I figured you were hard up. What a huge jerk. When you google people you don't tell them, if they have posted something so awful they can't work there fine. Or maybe at the most you ask them targeted questions to see if they will lie?

    Fuck this internet earth

  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    They played almost everything I really wanted to hear

    Except for He Lied About Death

    That was one I very much would have liked to see

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Yeah just did a google search on my name. Nothing came up.

  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Googling my name brings up a male model from California

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    I come up on my real name because I am a (semi) published academic jerkbag

    Fortunately nothing to do with my forum accounts

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Simone Lupine

  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    when you said "the Zionist state should be eradictated from the face of the earth", what did you mean

    That's not quite so bad. At least not compared to my posts about tipping.

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  • CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Wait I'm also a singer/songwriter/novelist whose song was I this movie http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Right_Kind_of_Wrong_(film) weird.

    Happiness is within reach!
  • tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    yeah, my first name was one of the most popular names in my birth year and there are a ton of them who also either a) have the same last name as me or b) use the same last name as mine on the internet because they are either 1) a furry or 2) not a furry but still kind of a dork

    I don't think I'm google-proof, but there are a lot of decoys out there

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    yeah, my first name was one of the most popular names in my birth year and there are a ton of them who also either a) have the same last name as me or b) use the same last name as mine on the internet because they are either 1) a furry or 2) not a furry but still kind of a dork

    I don't think I'm google-proof, but there are a lot of decoys out there

    Tapeslinger is a furry thing?

    Disgusting.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Wonder Hippie had the craziest real name

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    My parents set out to give me the bland name of an employable white guy, and by God they did it.

  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    George Georgeson

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Has anyone else ever found out what name they were going to have if they were born the opposite gender

    My parents had the worst girl-name planned for me

  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

    I would have left, in tears.

    Goodnight, chat.

    I would have left immediately

    anyone seeking to engage with me on any level who did that would not be worth my time

    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    What the fuck Donkey Kong

    They pulled out a stack of papers and told you to answer questions about them?

    Jesus god I would have just left

    I really really needed a job and walking out would have burned bridges with all the associated labs. So I waited for the dry feeling to leave my mouth and got to defending myself. That dude was a real asshole for doing that to me though.

    "So I was researching your name on the internet" *huge asshole smile*

    that's when i'd have reached for the knife

    fuck gendered marketing
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Has anyone else ever found out what name they were going to have if they were born the opposite gender

    My parents had the worst girl-name planned for me

    Sarah Taylor Rose

    TERRIBLE name

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Googling my name returns Kevin Spacey's Call of Duty character. >.>

  • AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    I have admitted things here I have no intention of revealing to any employer present or future

    I don't trust HIPAA and FMLA to protect me.

    I am expensive

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  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I found this, it has some information on common names in the US and on Facebook.

    http://genealogy.stackexchange.com/questions/4179/average-number-of-people-per-name

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    George Georgeson

    You've found me out.

    Time to burn all these accounts.

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    my favorite so far

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    Summer knows dis guy

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Has anyone else ever found out what name they were going to have if they were born the opposite gender

    My parents had the worst girl-name planned for me

    Sarah Taylor Rose

    TERRIBLE name

    Apparently I was going to be Madeline, which isn't actually that bad in comparison

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