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The Carl Winslow Conspiricy

Squirrel NinjaSquirrel Ninja Registered User regular
edited April 2007 in Social Entropy++
My friends and I developed this conspiricey theory during study hall, do with it what you will.
A recent new development in the minds of the nations top zombie experts is the Carl Winslow Conspiracy Fact. Our proposal is that Kenneth (Ving Rhames in Dawn of the Dead), Brad (of Dead Rising), Mark Wilcans (RE Outbreak are all actually the same person. The implications of such an event could be staggering. Here are several visual aids to express our point more clearly.
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As you can clearly see the conspiracy goes deeper than you can possibly can conceive. In the immortal words of H.P. Lovecraft "The most merciful thing in the world I think is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents". If it could the possible effects of such an event would drive any rational man to complete insanity.
A recent development had indicated that Urkle (beloved character of the family matters series) is also very likely to be a zombie. All the other characters fought zombies, so it is only logical that Carl Winslow fought urkle therefore urkle must be a zombie. I leave the deeper amalgamations of the conspiracy in your capable hands. Good luck.

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Resident Evil: Outbreak and Dead Rising are video games.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That is one visual aid, and as such, it doesn't really.

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I can only see one visual aid.

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  • DaySleeperDaySleeper regular
    edited April 2007
    This doesn't make any sense at all!

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Andrew WK is actually two people.

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    I've never used the edit reason thing before.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You spelled conspiracy three separate ways

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Carl Winslow was actually in the same porn as the actress who played his mysteriously disappearing daughter.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You and your study hall friends are not as funny as you think.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    He's going to be in the Day of the Dead remake as well.

    edit: Ving Rhames, that is

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DaySleeper wrote: »
    This doesn't make any sense at all!

    When zombies show up, there is typically a big black man at the ready.

    That's what I make of it.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    It isn't so much a conspiracy as it is a popular stereotypically zombie-killing character.

    And the Dead Rising guy is too thin.

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  • Squirrel NinjaSquirrel Ninja Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    visual aids fixed

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Gosh, black people sure do all look the same...

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  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    not so much ''The Carl Winslow Conspiricy'' as it is Token Black Syndrome

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    so are you saying all black people look alike, or all zombies look alike, or all black zombies look alike or what

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Gosh, black people sure do all look the same...

    Racist.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    You should use a picture of him from Die Hard.

    He's less happy in it.

    And hey, a black zombie ran the show in Land of the Dead.

    See? Equal-opportunity necromancy.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Ving Rhames will be in the Day of the Dead remake

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  • Original RufusOriginal Rufus Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Gosh, black people sure do all look the same...

    Go back to Germany.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Carl Winslow is a nappy headed ho.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ving Rhames will be in the Day of the Dead remake

    As the same character?

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    stop remaking movies

    make a new one or something

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  • Squirrel NinjaSquirrel Ninja Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Im not saying all black people look the same, I'm meerly pointing out the shocking simmilarty between zombie fighting cops, and the possible implications in our society.
    NEW DEVELOPMENT: The Freemasons are somehow involved...probobly

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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Wevs wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Gosh, black people sure do all look the same...

    Racist.

    I didn't make the fucking thread.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ving Rhames will be in the Day of the Dead remake

    As the same character?

    No, he will be Captain Rhodes

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited April 2007
    Bad thread, worse avatar.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    He should reprise his role from Lilo & Stitch in it. Zombies need a good social worker.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ving Rhames will be in the Day of the Dead remake

    That's the best news I've heard all day.

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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mena Suvari ... Sarah

    Ving Rhames ... Captain Rhodes

    Nick Cannon ... Salazar

    Vanessa Johansson ... Receptionist

    Ian McNeice ... D.J. Paul

    Christa Campbell ... Mrs. Leitner

    Michael Welch ... Trevor

    Stark Sands ... Bud Crain

    AnnaLynne McCord ... Nina

    Taylor Hoover ... Local Girl

    Matt Rippy ... Dr. Logan

    Brian La Rosa ... Man in the Woods
    Linda Marlowe ... Francine Bowman
    Hugh Skinner ... Kyle
    Robert Rais ... Mr. Leitner

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    He should also repeatedly say "I'm getting too old for this shit."

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  • WevsWevs __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Wevs wrote: »
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    Gosh, black people sure do all look the same...

    Racist.

    I didn't make the fucking thread.

    Yeah, but you called them black people. You should've just said people, Aneurhythmia, there was no need to bring race in to this.

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Xenocide Geek wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ving Rhames will be in the Day of the Dead remake

    That's the best news I've heard all day.

    Its going to suck ass


    ASS

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    black people is the term that will forever be used by me

    wanna fight about it, Black people?

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nick Cannon ... Salazar

    RE4 cameo? Funny, they don't look alike.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I don't understand what this thread is supposed to be about

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  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    I don't understand what this thread is supposed to be about

    A black jew conspiracy involving an undead plague, I think.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    The theory's been disproven by Shaun of the Dead. I don't remember a single oversized black guy wailing on zombies in the entire film.

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  • Xenocide GeekXenocide Geek Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    SA wrote: »
    Xenocide Geek wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ving Rhames will be in the Day of the Dead remake

    That's the best news I've heard all day.

    Its going to suck ass


    ASS

    NO.

    it will be glorious.

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  • PhonehandPhonehand Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    In his defense, that last guy kinda looks like Ving Rhames.

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