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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    post it pubically

    That's what caused the problem in the first place I think

    No I questioned why they would post it for all to see
    TO shame them? I mean there was like 10+ pictures of people on it

  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    post it pubically

    That's what caused the problem in the first place I think

    No I questioned why they would post it for all to see
    TO shame them? I mean there was like 10+ pictures of people on it

    He was making a play on words, there. In your original post you misspelled "publicly" so it looks like "pubic-ly." You know, like one's no-no zone

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    yeah the spell check does odd things at times

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    post it pubically

    That's what caused the problem in the first place I think

    No I questioned why they would post it for all to see
    TO shame them? I mean there was like 10+ pictures of people on it

    maybe so other people know not to sleep with them?

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  • BhowBhow Registered User regular
    ...there was a man who regularly came in by himself...

    Cigar, greenish hair?
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    So just a few hours now. I'm trying to relax until then. I've just got a few dishes I should probably finish.

    Also maybe I should wear my nice shirt? I dunno.

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Wear the nice shirt

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    The Truckasaurus one

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I wish I had a truckasaurus shirt.

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  • PetesalzlPetesalzl vorpal blade in hand Registered User regular
    for everyone who isnt me

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    I just swept my wife off her feet

    because I promised I'd buy her pretzels and toothpaste

    marriage is weird

    #pipe on
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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Pretzels are really good, to be fair.

    I'm eating some right now!

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    I just swept my wife off her feet

    because I promised I'd buy her pretzels and toothpaste

    marriage is weird

    Were they rod pretzels? I could see how those and toothpaste could be easy to lose your footing on.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    She came to this weird conclusion that she's been craving salty snacks because her sensitive teeth have been troubling her recently

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    i was messaging someone on a dating app and suggested drinks and she said yeah, definitely, are you free on sunday?
    and i said sunday is good, and then was asking like, where in the city was close by to plan and then no response for a few days

    the world is a mystery

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  • ElaroElaro Bleeding MonumentRegistered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    Love is

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    Derp derp I'm a smurf
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    i was messaging someone on a dating app and suggested drinks and she said yeah, definitely, are you free on sunday?
    and i said sunday is good, and then was asking like, where in the city was close by to plan and then no response for a few days

    the world is a mystery

    This happens to me like, all the goddamn time.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    :< alas

    poo
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    :( plans got canceled

    We'll have to work out another plan soon. I hope we can.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    sup wuv thread, I posted this in the wrong place so re-putting here:
    So there's no feminism thread and I didnt see the wuv thread

    But I figure "is this appropriate to say to another person" is at least tangentially related to this thread so ill ask it, tell me if I should take it elsewhere

    I typically feel like you shouldn't flirt with people at their jobs since they don't have the option of leaving if they're uncomfortable, so id never do that

    That said I just saw this woman at the gas station who had a totally rad hairstyle, red with a point at the front and like, sort of mutton chops

    And I was just like "woah I love your hair"

    She said thanks but actually I wonder now if that kind of thing is appropriate

    I definitely didn't mean anything by it but I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable at work

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    sup wuv thread, I posted this in the wrong place so re-putting here:
    So there's no feminism thread and I didnt see the wuv thread

    But I figure "is this appropriate to say to another person" is at least tangentially related to this thread so ill ask it, tell me if I should take it elsewhere

    I typically feel like you shouldn't flirt with people at their jobs since they don't have the option of leaving if they're uncomfortable, so id never do that

    That said I just saw this woman at the gas station who had a totally rad hairstyle, red with a point at the front and like, sort of mutton chops

    And I was just like "woah I love your hair"

    She said thanks but actually I wonder now if that kind of thing is appropriate

    I definitely didn't mean anything by it but I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable at work
    i feel like you are overthinking this

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Nah man you're good

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    I had an epiphany the other day: Nikki and I were never going to work out because of her habits and behavior.

    Smoke weed? Sure, go ahead, just realize that I get control of the Netflix when you pass out.

    Sleep for ten hours and then expect me to be ready for sex when you wake up? Well, please brush first, m'kay?

    Plain Jane sex? Whatever, I needed to tone down my perusal of porn anyway.

    But the deal breaker was her general sloppy behavior:

    - Her closet looked like After The Rapture, just clothes all over the floor because she couldn't be bothered to hang everything or spend time organizing.
    - Her cats were adorable, but she tucked the litter box into a hall closet and it reeked.
    - She would eat pizza in bed. Just ... hard pizza crumbs being plastered on my ass during sex ...

    This was me all the time.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Sounds like you dodged a goddamn unhygienic bullet, Dee-Dubs. My skin is crawling just reading that. Eyaugh.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    She was actually very tidy with her personal hygiene, but every time we had shower sex, I kept getting distracted by the soap film on the door.

    And the mirror!

    If there is anything more abhorrent to a jarhead than a mirror with streaks, I don't know what it is.

    How am I supposed to look at you during mirror sex when I keep searching for a bottle of Windex? How?!?

    And what is that on the very edge past arm's reach? Is that toothpaste or what? What the fuck is it?

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  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    All I read is sex sex sex

    Which doesn't sound that bad

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    sup wuv thread, I posted this in the wrong place so re-putting here:
    So there's no feminism thread and I didnt see the wuv thread

    But I figure "is this appropriate to say to another person" is at least tangentially related to this thread so ill ask it, tell me if I should take it elsewhere

    I typically feel like you shouldn't flirt with people at their jobs since they don't have the option of leaving if they're uncomfortable, so id never do that

    That said I just saw this woman at the gas station who had a totally rad hairstyle, red with a point at the front and like, sort of mutton chops

    And I was just like "woah I love your hair"

    She said thanks but actually I wonder now if that kind of thing is appropriate

    I definitely didn't mean anything by it but I wouldn't want to make someone uncomfortable at work

    MBMBaM (the podcast) has this concept of a "Lady Zoo"
    Where terrible people go to hit on women who are effectively behind glass, who can't get away, say "no thank you" and leave, or react accordingly if you're being a disgusting creeper.

    It is a good rule of thumb to not hit on a person while they're working, but that doesn't mean that you can't be nice or friendly.

    Generally the deciding factor of this is what you do immediately after you say the thing.
    If you say "whoa, I love your hair!" and then you turn around and walk away, you're probably cool.

    If you say "whoa, I love your hair!" and then stand there awkwardly for a while, and finally ask her what kind of product she uses and then come in the next day and give her some of that product as a friendly gift and then start only going to the gas station when you know she's working and thinking of killer pickup lines related to hair

    then maybe dial it back.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    All I read is sex sex sex

    Which doesn't sound that bad

    Fact: Bad sex is a very disappointing thing.

    I highly prefer good sex; it's very rewarding and you don't feel like you got used for the rest of the day.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    bad sex is all i'm good at

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    crwth wrote: »
    bad sex is all i'm good at

    Then you must also be really bad at good sex.

    That's the second Law of Sexo-Dynamics.

    Don't break the law, sir.

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    crwth wrote: »
    bad sex is all i'm good at

    Then you must also be really bad at good sex.

    That's the second Law of Sexo-Dynamics.

    Don't break the law, sir.

    I exemplify Newton's First Law of "Motion."

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Love is bupkis i tells ya

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Man all this talk of shower sex and mirror sex makes me sad I can't have sex standing up

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man all this talk of shower sex and mirror sex makes me sad I can't have sex standing up

    we could build you a supportive sexoskeleton

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man all this talk of shower sex and mirror sex makes me sad I can't have sex standing up

    How about standing down?

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man all this talk of shower sex and mirror sex makes me sad I can't have sex standing up

    we could build you a supportive sexoskeleton

    the singularity is here

  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Its beauty will be haunting

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Love is bupkis i tells ya
    who's kissin' bups in here

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm pretty bummed you guys. It might be a while till we can make different plans. :(

  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    #pipe wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Man all this talk of shower sex and mirror sex makes me sad I can't have sex standing up

    we could build you a supportive sexoskeleton

    the singularity is here
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