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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    By channeling my inner Tina Belcher, I managed to make one awkward comment on tumblr that landed me three dates.

    SassorichromdomThe Hanged ManUsagibuilderr0r#pipeMadEddySlacker71Veldrinchrishallett83Erin The Red
  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Gundi wrote: »
    Including this subconscious incredulity at the idea of people liking me and being in a relationship and it's weird to think about but I guess good to acknowledge and get around that
    Brain
    Hello, yes, this is me, the guy who has turned down dates because if the belief that people couldn't possibly be romantically interested in him.
    so, real quick

    this attitude has kept me single for a decade; in my specific case, i sincerely believe that i'm right, and on top of that that if anyone were into me their lives would in the long run be worse for it, so that's fine

    but if you don't actively do something to fix that you're in for a long lonely trip

    time flies by

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I really feel I am undatable as time goes on as the last time I went on a date it was 2009 and I politely excused myself from it since it was nearly 90 minutes of her telling me how she was going to screw over her now ex husband for his fling and running off with his stripper girlfriend

  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    By channeling my inner Tina Belcher, I managed to make one awkward comment on tumblr that landed me three dates.

    @Langly had made the joke before that he is the Tina Belcher to my Louise Belcher. It makes me chuckle every time I watch the show.

    KwoaruMetalbourne
  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    I really feel I am undatable as time goes on as the last time I went on a date it was 2009 and I politely excused myself from it since it was nearly 90 minutes of her telling me how she was going to screw over her now ex husband for his fling and running off with his stripper girlfriend
    i mean

    that's...nothing to do with you, that's just a bad date

    those happen to everyone

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I know but I took a break from dating after that and feel that no one really wants to date me now

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Someone being interesting has nothing to do with their education, some of the dullest and most annoying people I've met are highly educated!

    Ouch

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  • SassoriSassori Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



    uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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    UsagiMetalbourne
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Someone being interesting has nothing to do with their education, some of the dullest and most annoying people I've met are highly educated!

    Ouch

    Don't worry mate - we've never met!

    tynicPeter EbelI Win SwordfightsNullzoneThe BetgirlMadEddySlacker71Veldrin
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    not enough.
    Date time! I don't have the brain capacity to think if something clever to post! Excitement!

    Fuck off and die.
    XaquinThe Hanged ManchromdomNullzoneThe BetgirlInfidel
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Someone being interesting has nothing to do with their education, some of the dullest and most annoying people I've met are highly educated!

    Ouch

    Don't worry mate - we've never met!

    You are as cold as ice.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Willing to sacrifice?

    Edit: alternately, one day you'll pay the price?

    Xaquin on
    chromdomGethSlacker71
  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    Dammit, I was gonna say that!

    New out of context sig?
    GethXaquin
  • I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Who is everyone's favorite Bob's burgers character I love zeke

    Bob and deliver was the best

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I know. I've seen it before.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I know. I've seen it before.

    Dammit, I was gonna say that!

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Munkus Beaver
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    not enough.
    Love is pretending you don't have glandular fever so that you can sleep with someone.

    In other news a girl gave me glandular fever.

    I still count it as a net win.

    XaquinPeter Ebelchrishallett83
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Xaquin on
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.

    LiiyaSassoriMadEddyUsagiSlacker71Veldrinchrishallett83Erin The Red
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    Call him laddie and ask if he's allowed to drive yet.

    Ack - I should've!!

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Just get really stern and patronizing. "No you may not, young man. And you should be more polite when addressing strangers."

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    give him the look from that one picture of the queen!

    only younger!

    LiiyaDarth WaiterMadEddyVeldrin
  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?

    New out of context sig?
    NullzoneUrielUsagiSlacker71lonelyahavaErin The Red
  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Oh, and by the way, Love is:
    Almost having a testicle bitten off, and still wanting to sleep with the biter.

    Even if you have to walk pretty gingerly the next day

    chromdom on
    New out of context sig?
    StraightziPeter Ebel
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?

    not my fault if you all have poor taste in music!

  • DixonDixon Screwed...possibly doomed CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    chromdom wrote: »
    Oh, and by the way, Love is:
    Almost having a testicle bitten off, and still wanting to sleep with the biter.

    Even if you have to walk pretty gingerly the next day

    I guess it wasn't love then, I was a little too sore to go back to that.

    Also I've started seeing someone new, they are a nurse.

    Her work stories make me quite queasy and she enjoyed too thoroughly me turning pale as a ghost. There was a lot of giggling

    Dixon on
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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Xaquin wrote: »
    chromdom wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    uh oh that wasn't supposed to be a burn but in hindsight I guess it was!

    awkwaaaaard!

    Who knew my nemesis would be...Foreigner.

    that band sucks royal anyway

    also Journey and REO Speedwagon

    Did you see how it's been 100 minutes and no one has agreed with this?

    not my fault if you all have poor taste in music!

    "Don't Stop Believing" is not quite good enough to stand up to the level of exposure it's had. That level of popularity should have been given to "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)" which I don't think I could ever get tired of.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    a universal migraine.
    I like Rob Zombie.

    GethJebusUD
  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    most nearly itself / When here and now cease to matter.
    You have to watch it with the video, which is transcendent, particularly at :35 FULL AIR BAND NEXT LEVEL HELL YEAH.

    OmnipotentBagel#pipeSlacker71
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    I believe this may be the angriest I have ever seen Liiya. She nearly cursed out a guy in public.

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I heard Liiya once killed a man with a scathing glance after he said something dumb and misogynistic, then a year later there was a tea (bush/shrub? I dunno which) growing on the spot where she stood.

    MadEddyThe Betgirl
  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    a many splendored thing.
    Should have sworn at him, J

    In phonetic! "foxtrot oscar, mate"

    it is the way of our people

    LiiyatynicMadEddyVeldrin
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    the answer.
    Liiya wrote: »
    Today a dude who was trying to sell stuff/make me do a survey tried to get my attention by going "Hello! Are you eighteen yet? Can I talk to you about....?"

    I have never been so close to telling someone to fuck off in public.

    The Mall of America has a curfew for people, I think they are supposed to be with an adult after 6 PM.

    Last time they stopped me for ID I was 26 and definitely older than the security guy who ID'd me.

    Now that I'm nearly 30 people treat me like i'm 23! When you're small or have the baby face it's a struggle.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
    LiiyaMadEddy
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Should have sworn at him, J

    In phonetic! "foxtrot oscar, mate"

    it is the way of our people

    But if his name was Oscar, he could have taken that as an invitation to dance!

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    [...] achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.
    Tea leaves are harvested from an evergreen shrub, which could also be accurately referred to as a small tree. "Tea tree" is a fun phrase.

    OmnipotentBagel on
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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    Fyndir wrote: »
    I heard Liiya once killed a man with a scathing glance after he said something dumb and misogynistic, then a year later there was a tea (bush/shrub? I dunno which) growing on the spot where she stood.

    I hear her hair is insured for like ten thousand dollars!

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