Yeah its a new year of our national past time and after one day of play the cubs still suck, the yankees are without a captain and the Seattle Mariners have the best record in baseball*
So post your hopes, post your dreams, and post your yankee hate, PLAY BALL!
*technically tied with like half the league but fuck you this is the one day this is true.
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And man is the bloom off Samardzija's rose yet? Ever since he got traded to Oakland he hasn't been the dominant pitcher he was seemingly being shopped as, case of the yips?
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Despite the bad opening Day start, I think he'll be fine.
Hmm which game do I watch tonight?
Only one I can see is the mariners outside of having like mlb network.
The cub game got postponed? Is that weather or the bathroom situation?
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I'm sure the bathroom situation made it easier (though apparently they've been trucking in portapotties... why they didn't do that, y'know, before OPENING DAY, is a mystery)
Also in case you're wondering in the battle between dancing or karaoke the mariners choose dancing.
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Though with the Os slapping the Rays around it IS tempting.
You can get gameday audio for $20/year. I think it lets you use the at bat app also. There's generally 1 free game of mlb.tv per day. I assume you can just listen instead of watching. Today's is Giants at D-backs
All the baseball is mine.
So basically I will be watching the Rocks and Cards non-stop.
I can NOT recommend it enough. It's absolutely worth the money every year - especially if your out of market of your team (like I am). I also don't have cable and there are even... ways... around blackouts if you are local.
DON'T GIVE ME FALSE HOPE!
I won't lie I will be sad if they sell Tulo.
Only Rockies jersey I own.
Also because I know the FO are raging idiots and would probably sell him for some guys a day off from retirement.
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He has two seasons as a Rangers starter that prove he can be pretty good over the course of the year. Shame he's cocky enough to think he's a #1 (HAHAHAHAHA) and his playoff record is awful outside of one start.
Pins!
Those two seasons with Texas were similar numbers to what Wilson did in 2013 with the Angels, which would be great to get out of him this year, but 2012 was mediocre and 2014 was even worse with his highest ERA, WHIP, and lowest innings pitched as a starter despite starting 30+ games every year.
When his most recent season was his worst my expectations tend toward him sliding further rather than rebounding. I hope to be proven wrong.
Cubs cancel game because of non existant rain. Plan on Canceling season later out of non existent post season.
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Anyway, go Red Sox, Cubs, and Mets! *Runs away*
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I am listening to the Cubs Cards game right now.
The cards announcers have said that this is the emptiest they have seen Wrigley at a cubs cards game since the 60's.
Cubs, cancel the season do to non-existent fans.
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Hahahahaha. Yep.
The Tigers are still pretty stacked though.
For the Twins though, an improved team is still last place in the division. Maybe by the next decade they can eek out a wild card spot. After another playoff expansion.
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After the Opening Day catastrofuck, I guarantee you there are ticket-holders who deliberately decided to rip the things up.
That would only punish themselves, by being season ticket holders they've already bought the dumb things, and they are cubs fans not exactly the brightest bulbs to begin with.
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26,814 what? Beer cups full of pee? Because it sure isn't people.
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Which actually looks worse than the Phillies
EDIT: i know just saw 5 trailers for it in about as many minutes. God dammit MLB.tv
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DON'T PANIC
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Because the first series of the year has this happen for reasons I've never understood.
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That sounds like quite the pickle.