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  • KakodaimonosKakodaimonos Code fondler Helping the 1% get richerRegistered User regular
    Does anyone have any idea what the max throughput rate of Exchange would be?

  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    And the results of my tests are:

    Exchange 2016 still contains the issue that I discovered all the years ago in Exchange 2010.

    Find Public Folders does not work, it just never returns.

    Even on a completely and utterly fresh environment.

    Microsoft has been trying to kill public folders since 2010. The odds of them actually doing any development on them are nil. iirc public folders weren't even supposed to be included at all in 2013, but after an outcry they said find and included it "as is" and basically told people to fuck off if it broke.

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  • BigityBigity Lubbock, TXRegistered User regular
    I'm shocked when you click on Public Folders it doesn't have a pop-up windows saying: "BUY SHAREPOINT YOU F***S!"

  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    MS has for years been saying they are going to get rid of Public Folders. Years later we still have/use them.

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    MS has for years been saying they are going to get rid of Public Folders. Years later we still have/use them.

    That's because too many big customers told them to keep it. but keeping it and developing it are two different things. I doubt that there's been a man hour worth of work into it aside from copy/pasting the code into the new exchange builds.

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  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    No one ever listens to me

    It's that our career path motto?

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
    RandomHajileLe_GoatApothe0sis
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    lwt1973 wrote: »
    I just got the hiring process checklist.

    IT notification seems to have been omitted.

    I got an email from my primary client last week demanding to know why (list of 10 users)'s accounts were still active since they had all long left the company.

    I asked when he had submitted a ticket to have any of their accounts disabled, mail forwarded, etc.

    *crickets*

    TL DR on
    bowenSeidkonaLe_GoatEcho
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I really want to know what's going through his mind right now to justify why he didn't submit a ticket.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Le_Goat
  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I really want to know what's going through his mind right now to justify why he didn't submit a ticket.

    Oh, it'll be the same old bullshit we all hear.

    "This should be an automatic process!"

    "I shouldn't have to babysit him to get him to do his job!"

    "The IT department is laying blame at everyone else's feet again instead of doing their job!"

    Twitch: Thawmus83
    Le_Goat
  • Mr_RoseMr_Rose 83 Blue Ridge Protects the Holy Registered User regular
    Apparently mind reading is part of the sysadmin package! Who knew?

    ...because dragons are AWESOME! That's why.
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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    You didn't get your powers yet?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah me either.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    Apparently mind reading is part of the sysadmin package! Who knew?
    If you knew, you'd be a mind reader :winky:

    Le_Goat on
    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
  • SeidkonaSeidkona Had an upgrade Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    You didn't get your powers yet?

    Did you put in the ticket? How do you expect them to give you mind reading powers if you don't file a ticket for it?

    Mostly just huntin' monsters.
    XBL:Phenyhelm - 3DS:Phenyhelm
    bowenThawmus
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    MS has for years been saying they are going to get rid of Public Folders. Years later we still have/use them.

    That's because too many big customers told them to keep it. but keeping it and developing it are two different things. I doubt that there's been a man hour worth of work into it aside from copy/pasting the code into the new exchange builds.
    They way public folders word in 2016 is completely different from 2013 and prior. I think they did SOMETHING. Which is a surprise.

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    They should rebuild exchange from scratch.

    SMTP and IMAP server with built in AD intergration.

    And also, network share storage.

    And it automatically sets up outlook with a click of a button.

    Let's call it eXchange.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Apothe0sis
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Maybe nextChange.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    If your'e rebuilding exchange why are you tying network shares in?

    you're already creepin features

    just let network shares be their own thing
    maybe make DFS a little less stupid

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    USERS NEED THEIR FILES AND I WILL NEVER WIN THAT BATTLE MAN

    But, at least if we're going to do it, we're going to attach a storage solution that already exists, and put it in their email client, instead of devising our own storage solution that doesn't work.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    Apothe0sis
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Well users already try to use email for file storage. What if we made this functional, with folders that could then be made public within the organization, and - hey, what are you doing with that crowbar..?!

    Apothe0sis
  • LD50LD50 Registered User regular
    What if we just had this massive networked file system, where all the files have permissions for who can access them. When a user is added to a file's permissions a notification gets pushed out that lets them know about it.

    Users can send messages and other things to one another by writing into a new text file or whatever, and then adding the person they want to send it to as a 'recipient'. Solve all those pesky problems in one go.

    ThawmusRandomHajileApothe0sis
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    my lead pipe is going to get dirty today I guess

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    is this the sysadmin version of code golf?

    start with any given project

    edit project specs until you effectively have exchange+public folders

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    bowenApothe0sis
  • LD50LD50 Registered User regular
    A user 'deleting' a file is just removing themselves from the file's permissions so they don't see it anymore. When disk space starts running low you just provision new file servers to add to the pool.

    Apothe0sis
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    Exchange 2010 and forward has a built-in functionality for online archive, which is essentially like their own network share in their eyes. It's also a ton more stable than any PST/OST file. The only catch is that the users either (a) have Office Pro Plus installed, or (b) use OWA. We've tested it out and it's a lot better than dealing with other 3rd-party apps (like TechHit's EZDetatch, which is a pain in the ass because users don't understand that you can't go moving files around or else the pointers break).

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    wunderbar wrote: »
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    MS has for years been saying they are going to get rid of Public Folders. Years later we still have/use them.

    That's because too many big customers told them to keep it. but keeping it and developing it are two different things. I doubt that there's been a man hour worth of work into it aside from copy/pasting the code into the new exchange builds.
    They way public folders word in 2016 is completely different from 2013 and prior. I think they did SOMETHING. Which is a surprise.

    Really, that's.....surprising. I haven't touched 2016 yet, though we're looking at going to it next year.

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  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    T-Mobile CEO claims that Blackberry is on a comeback. Oh sweet Jesus in a tuxedo shirt, please no no no no no no. I thought we were finally done supporting that crap.

    Le_Goat on
    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    T-Mobile CEO claims that Blackberry is on a comeback. Oh sweet Jesus in a tuxedo shirt, please no no no no no no. I thought we were finally done supporting that crap.

    Isn't it based on android now though?

    Could be worse. It could be a windows phone.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • chamberlainchamberlain Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    T-Mobile CEO claims that Blackberry is on a comeback. Oh sweet Jesus in a tuxedo shirt, please no no no no no no. I thought we were finally done supporting that crap.

    Isn't it based on android now though?

    Could be worse. It could be a windows phone.

    Hey!

    I like my Windows Phone. It does what little I ask of it very well.

    Apothe0sis
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    Chamberlain, easy man. Backup off slowly. We all know bowen carries a knife

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
    bowen
  • ThawmusThawmus +Jackface Registered User regular
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    Chamberlain, easy man. Backup off slowly. We all know bowen carries a knife

    I don't think you can get someone with an avatar of Sinistar to back off. There is only screaming and running.

    Twitch: Thawmus83
    Le_GoatEcho
  • lwt1973lwt1973 King of Thieves SyndicationRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »

    Let's call it eXchange.

    eXchange 10 so it can be released along with the naming system of Windows 10. I'm surprised that Office 2016 wasn't just renamed to Office 10.

    "He's sulking in his tent like Achilles! It's the Iliad?...from Homer?! READ A BOOK!!" -Handy
    bowen
  • lwt1973lwt1973 King of Thieves SyndicationRegistered User regular
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    Apparently mind reading is part of the sysadmin package! Who knew?

    I was supposed to order a toner when the last one was used even though no one told me. I'm going to have to put in a ticket as the mind reading seems to be down.

    "He's sulking in his tent like Achilles! It's the Iliad?...from Homer?! READ A BOOK!!" -Handy
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    lwt1973 wrote: »
    Mr_Rose wrote: »
    Apparently mind reading is part of the sysadmin package! Who knew?

    I was supposed to order a toner when the last one was used even though no one told me. I'm going to have to put in a ticket as the mind reading seems to be down.

    I'm playing a game this week.

    "Act like a moron"

    When someone asks me for help I plead ignorance and ask them to help me.

    Them - "Hi bowen, we're having some trouble with faxes (blah blah blah)."
    Me - "Oh that stinks. What do you think we should do with that?"
    them - "I don't know that's your job."
    Me - "Is it? Oh I don't really know much about the inner workings of that whatchamacallit, but I'm sure if we put our heads together we can figure out something that'll work."
    Them - "Maybe scan it and email it?"
    Me - "Hmm what a great idea! Go try it!"

    It is working... a lot better than I expected it to.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    What's funny is that's exactly what I do with my 4-year-old. I really wasn't joking about babysitting being a job requirement.

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
    bowen
  • schussschuss Registered User regular
    In my management training we're actually taught a slightly less sarcastic version of this - you just don't answer and ask the person what you should do and why. It's interesting to see what people respond with, as sometimes you uncover some other issue that you can solve that corrects a pile of issues, like "Don't listen to Jim, he doesn't read instructions".

    Le_Goat
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    schuss wrote: »
    In my management training we're actually taught a slightly less sarcastic version of this - you just don't answer and ask the person what you should do and why. It's interesting to see what people respond with, as sometimes you uncover some other issue that you can solve that corrects a pile of issues, like "Don't listen to Jim, he doesn't read instructions".
    I did that once and then tracked all of the incorrect advice to one person, whom I then declared in front of his department to be a false prophet.

    I may have told that story in here before.

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
    Donovan PuppyfuckerEcho
  • wunderbarwunderbar What Have I Done? Registered User regular
    "what are you trying to accomplish?" is my go to response for users asking for dumb things. It's not too condescending, but lets them know that I don't think it is a good idea, and also that I might have a better alternative for them.

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I said "I don't care" to someone yesterday.

    "This export isn't working."

    "I don't care."

    "Yeah but."

    "No I really don't care."

    You see, because my boss, in his infinite wisdom, decided instead of wasting my time he'd write an export piece in foxpro. I told him it'd take me about a day to do it and get it working on my system instead.

    No that's too long, I can do this in 30 minutes.

    I spent all day yesterday troubleshooting it, because it didn't work.

    And it spilled over into today.

    I am very fucking angry right now.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    I could probably get fired for telling users that I don't care

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
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