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[Wrestling] Dawn of A New Day -24 Hours Remain-

PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks.Registered User regular
edited April 2015 in Singularity Engine++
It's hard not to get cynical about the carnies and convicts in professional wrestling. I'm something of a dictionary of plausible scumbaggery in the business. It's more important though, to remember that sometimes the people who risk their lives on a daily basis to entertain us are pretty cool.

The recently debuted Solomon Crowe pulled a woman out of a turned over car. Or maybe you remember the time Daniel Bryan decided that returning home from neck rehab was no excuse not to sprint after and choke out burgalers? Well here are a few examples of people who wear spandex for a living saving children and beating up scumbags.

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The public transportation vigilante, Daivari
Levin Blair decided that October was a good month to get on the Mineapolis Blue line drunk as shit and try to start a fight. Unfortunately for him he picked the wrong day because he would have to deal with a bad motherfucker.

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The one on the left.

After witnessing the man began swearing and threatening passengers Daivari decided it was time to bring him down and literally rear naked choke the piss out of him before tossing the wino out into the street at the next stop. Presumably he had to fight the urge to say “no ticket” as an explanation to everybody else on the train afterward.

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Perry Saturn recreates a scene from Robocop
In April of 2004 Perry Saturn was driving his girlfriend home when he noticed what he at first thought was a fight going on inside a parked car. Upon realizing it was two men attempting to restrain a woman against her will he presumably ripped the car door off and began fighting both men.

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Your move creep.

After freeing the woman from her would-be rapists Saturn reported to feel a burning sensation in the back of his neck which he wrote off as a small cut or pinch or a mosquito bite. It turned out he had been shot in the back of the neck with a 25 calibur handgun mid-fight and just decide to no-sell it.

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Chris Masters tears a fucking tree down to save his mother
Now we get to what I like to call the fire portion of this post. Chris Masters is known for getting one of the biggest pushes at a young age because of Vince McMahon's obsession with bodybuilding. He's also known for being kind of a dick at times, but even steroidal assholes love their mothers.

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Masters received a call from his Uncle saying that there was a problem at his mother's house which is really a understated way to say that there was a mad arsonist in the house. A crazy neighbor had barricaded himself inside the house and made good on his threat to set the place on fire. Not wanting to wait for emergency response vehicles Chris grabbed a nearby tree, like out of the ground, and threw it through one of the house's windows. When firefighters finally arrived they found Masters had already rescued his mother and had to go back inside to find the arsonist, probably covered in Masterlock bruises. Chris Masters won't kill you but he doesn't have to save you.

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Bam Bam Bigelow has the most ironic act of altruism
Bam Bam Bigelow was a dude who has a distinct look. He wore ring gear covered in flames over his 400 pound frame. His head was bald with flames tattooed on them. When Midway made those WWF fighting games all of his special moves involved pyromancy, which is a good skill to have for a fight.

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...or just ECW in general.

It's somewhat fitting then that he would sacrifice his career suffering 2nd degree burns over 40% of his body to save three children from a burning house. He later said the rescue was “the best move I ever made.”

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Fray Tormenta literally does God's work
Hey, you know that trope where luchadores have an orphanage to take care of? You can thank Fray Tormenta for that...like to his face because at 69 years old he's still serving mass at his local 17th century built church with his mask on. He actually only retired four years ago. Everything Tormenta made from his decades of lucha went toward the orphanage he founded which has served as the home to 270 children.

When another bishop confronted Tormenta about his career kicking people's asses Tormenta offered to go to the man's house instead of his schedualed match and “you will give me the money to keep this orphange open.” The bishop didn't take him up on this. His life is the inspiration for characters such as King from Tekken, Tizoc from Fatal Fury, Greco from Chrono Cross and Nacho Libre.

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Thanks?

More important than Nacho Libre he's also served to inspire one of his orphans to take up the mantle as Fray Tormenta Jr. because sometimes good deeds inspire people just as much as a good match.

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    Pwnan's consistently my favorite poster in these threads <3
    Whippy's a close second

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Miz vs Mizdow is apparently being blown off this Monday with the winner getting the "Miz brand" as the prize.

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  • HjorvarthrHjorvarthr Registered User regular


    watch vgcw

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    "I think gravity just remembered Neville."

    King's one clever line of the month.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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    Fucking boo

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Like the fighting for the Miz Brand is funny

    But it being blown off at Raw sucks

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    Second-rope Phoenix Splash: still awesome.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Also remember to check out pre-shutdown Chikara






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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    That was a good match but a weird ending and also I wish they'd let Neville show his strength a bit more.

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    Real strong, facetious.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Holy fuck Ziggler name dropped bronies just now.

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  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    That was a wonderful opening to the thread, thank you, Pwnan.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    I'm pretty sure that's the first ever MLP:FIM reference on WWE programming.

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    The Rock referenced known Rasta MLP fan Ja Brony all the time dude

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    watching last night's NXT

    it's my first time seeing Enzo Amore on the show since I started watching a few weeks back, and I don't think I Get his shtick????

    the guy feels like the wrestling version of Die Antwoord's Ninja and this whole match is really weird

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    His shtick is that he is a hilarious little yappy dog from Jersey in the form of a man with glorious hair

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    BLUE PANTS BLUE PANTS

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Britain doesn't like New Day.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that's the first ever MLP:FIM reference on WWE programming.

    nnnnnnnnope

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  • KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    watching last night's NXT

    it's my first time seeing Enzo Amore on the show since I started watching a few weeks back, and I don't think I Get his shtick????

    the guy feels like the wrestling version of Die Antwoord's Ninja and this whole match is really weird

    his name is enzo amore

    and he is a certified G and a bona fide stud

    and you can't

    teach

    that

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    he is one of the realest guys in the room

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  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Enzo is Hackensack's finest

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    I

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  • MarkGoodhartMarkGoodhart Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Enzo's offense is also almost completely built around Big Cass throwing him at people like a lawn dart.

    Because Cass is 7 FEET TALL.

    And you can't teach that.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    This promo is basically Enzo and Cass in a nutshell.



    The original version is actually even better.

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I am watching a WCW World War 3 for the first time


    WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    I unironically love world war 3

    Please say hello for me

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    its literally nonsense

    it's impossible to actually follow anything thats going on although I guess who cares because nothing is actually going on

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    But where else will you get to see mike enos wrestle if wcw Saturday night isn't on the network

    That guy's really catapulting sports entertainment into the new millennium

  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    I'm just kinda checking twitter and reading my forums until we get to the last couple because I am pretty sure this is the one where Hogan infamously changes the ending on the fly while in the ring so I'm curious to see if I'll be able to tell

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Yep, Bryan ain't doing much in this match.

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    wirehead26 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure that's the first ever MLP:FIM reference on WWE programming.

    nnnnnnnnope

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    its literally nonsense

    it's impossible to actually follow anything thats going on although I guess who cares because nothing is actually going on

    Now you know why it's loved. Compared to most stuff in WCW, impossible to follow was sometimes the best case scenario

  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Oh god I haven't seen a World War 3 in forever

    Bale which year are you watching

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    1995, the one where Savage wins the title and Hogan throws a tantrum at the end because he can't bare to put someone else over.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Balefuego wrote: »
    1995, the one where Savage wins the title and Hogan throws a tantrum at the end because he can't bare to put someone else over.

    He also called out Dave Meltzer at the start of the show.

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  • Dyvim TvarDyvim Tvar I will see ALL of you in hell but not you, I'll see you in Connecticut! Registered User regular
    That's a good OP Pwnan, nice work.

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  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    Dear Michael Cole,

    Standing Shooting Star Press:
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    Standing Moonsault:
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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular

    Scarily enough that's still only a fraction of the massive roster they always had.

    And they wonder how they lost so much money.

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  • The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    This promo is basically Enzo and Cass in a nutshell.



    The original version is actually even better.

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