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[chat] is what happens when you meet a man in the alps

DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
edited April 2015 in Debate and/or Discourse
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular

  • KanaKana Registered User regular
    Will isn't a boomer

    Will is so old he fought back the Hun in the war

    And I'm not talking about Ze Germans

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Who is this single lady.

    And does she want a kept man?

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »

    grah can we not have to look at this image again?

    drives me insane just seeing it

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    look how sad they look though

    see what Obama has wrought

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Some of my internal organs seem to be plotting their escape

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    if you are retired and your total income is 180,000, but your investment income is only $52,000 where in the fuck is the other $128,000 coming from?

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Frankie Boyle wrote:
    Personally, I think it might be invigorating to have a hung parliament where, before any law was passed, the government had to have an argument with a Scottish person.

    “Gosh, you seem awfully good at this. Have you had some practice?”

    “I’m not actually part of the Scottish negotiating team, I’m just here to take your drinks order …”

    “Ah, right, could I have a cup of tea?”

    “NO.”

  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    if you are retired and your total income is 180,000, but your investment income is only $52,000 where in the fuck is the other $128,000 coming from?

    Selling your prescription meds to addicts?

    desc wrote: »
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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    if you are retired and your total income is 180,000, but your investment income is only $52,000 where in the fuck is the other $128,000 coming from?
    money laundering

    Bless your heart.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Who is this single lady.

    And does she want a kept man?

    can't you see how much obama has taxed her?

    she has already suffered parasites for long enough

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Deebaser wrote: »
    if you are retired and your total income is 180,000, but your investment income is only $52,000 where in the fuck is the other $128,000 coming from?

    keep your government hands off my social security deebs

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus has been collecting a social security check for 90 years

    Bless your heart.
  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    poor, overworked and overtaxed, single parent lawyer mothers.

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    that image lol tho

    lol x5000

    poo
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    poor, overworked and overtaxed, single parent lawyer mothers.

    Who makes more than five times the national average.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Who is this single lady.

    And does she want a kept man?

    can't you see how much obama has taxed her?

    she has already suffered parasites for long enough

    I cook and clean.

    I will earn my place.

    *gyrates sexily*

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkvdhs4bzYw

    Video is acculy safe for work.

    was this like

    intentionally bad

    like on purpose?

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Podly wrote: »
    Deebaser wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkvdhs4bzYw

    Video is acculy safe for work.

    was this like

    intentionally bad

    like on purpose?

    it's from the porn parody so

    probably

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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  • rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    Obligatory post on cost of living wiping out a lot of the upside these people have in real terms CS people with lower salaries in cheaper parts of the country.

    It's basically theater for you at this point, isn't it?

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    How many families with 4 kids have two parents each earning over 300k?

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    Obligatory post on cost of living wiping out a lot of the upside these people have in real terms CS people with lower salaries in cheaper parts of the country.

    If I was making $230k a year in DC one of the most expensive places in the US I would be fucking living large.

    Like damn $230k for a single person is a crazy amount of money.

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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    How many families with 4 kids have two parents each earning over 300k?

    only those worst hurt by the obama menace

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    Obligatory post on cost of living wiping out a lot of the upside these people have in real terms CS people with lower salaries in cheaper parts of the country.

    If I was making $230k a year in DC one of the most expensive places in the US I would be fucking living large.

    Like damn $230k for a single person is a crazy amount of money.

    not to mention the sort of assets that earn you $25k/yr in investment income

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Some of my internal organs seem to be plotting their escape

    Seek medical attention, although there's really nothing they can do until the fugitive organ in question has settled on an orifice

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    Obligatory post on cost of living wiping out a lot of the upside these people have in real terms CS people with lower salaries in cheaper parts of the country.

    If I was making $230k a year in DC one of the most expensive places in the US I would be fucking living large.

    Like damn $230k for a single person is a crazy amount of money.

    and if you were making that much frankly the 3k extra in taxes is barely a rounding error

  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    https://www.dropbox.com/s/vl281i1ifx9r4pn/20150420_201851.jpg?dl=0

    Been a while since I bothered straightening my hair.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    That whole article was gold.

    The estate- and gift-tax exemption will remain at $5 million per individual—not the $3.5 million sought by President Barack Obama. But the current 35% top tax rate on amounts above the exemption will increase to 40%. These changes are permanent.

    The exemption will also remain indexed for inflation, so the 2013 amount will be more than the 2012 exemption of $5.12 million. The IRS hasn't announced the 2013 adjustment.

    In addition, the estate and gift tax will remain "unified," meaning an individual can use his or her entire exemption to make gifts while alive instead of waiting until death.

    In past years, the gift-tax exemption was often much smaller than the estate-tax exemption, which limited the early transfer of assets that were growing in value. The large gift-tax exemption provides many planning opportunities to the wealthy.

    The recently added "portability" provision also is permanent now. It allows a dead spouse's estate to transfer to the survivor any unused portion of the $5 million exemption. This means a married couple doesn't lose out on their total $10 million exemption simply because they didn't engage in predeath legal planning.

    Several restrictions advocated by the Obama administration also didn't make it into the law. Long-running "dynasty trusts"—which can shelter assets from estate taxes for hundreds of years—weren't limited to a maximum term of 90 years. "Defective grantor trusts," another estate-planning technique, don't have new limits, either.

    And the minimum term remains two years for another estate-and-gift-minimizing technique called a "grantor-retained annuity trust." The Obama administration and others wanted to trim its benefits by lengthening the term to 10 years.

    Oh... no?

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  • GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    Man...my wife and I are close to making 70k combined. Can't imagine what it would be like to have tripe that for a household income.

    desc wrote: »
    ~ * swole patrol flying roundhouse kick top performer recognition: April 2014 * ~
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  • shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    Obligatory post on cost of living wiping out a lot of the upside these people have in real terms CS people with lower salaries in cheaper parts of the country.

    It doesn't though. Since that cost of living is not "wiped out", it's just something you have spent on living where you live.

    Given that you are house shopping right now, you should be well aware of this. Money spent on location is money spent buying the right to live in that location.

  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    this is how I imagine @Eddy 's life
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  • MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    (I say with love)

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I like how shame is a scotty.

    Makes sense to me.

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    Oh man if I made 230k I would have enough money to figure out how to have a dog.

    I could have a scotty again.

    :(

    Give me 230k a year.

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  • GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    this is how I imagine Eddy 's life
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    Eddy and I should hang out because this is me about five times a day.
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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    i have literally never remembered an embasring thing i did

    maybe... the secret is to counterstrike so hard u have no embarasmnet>??????????

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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator Mod Emeritus
    spacekungfuman wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »

    Obligatory post on cost of living wiping out a lot of the upside these people have in real terms CS people with lower salaries in cheaper parts of the country.

    it's not exactly "wiping out the upside" if its a neighborhood you chose. the expensive neighborhood is the upside.

    i, too, live in one of the most expensive locations in the country and could live a lot larger if i moved out to like billerica or burlington or waltham but then i'd live in fucking waltham.

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I like how shame is a scotty.

    Makes sense to me.

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    Oh man if I made 230k I would have enough money to figure out how to have a dog.

    I could have a scotty again.

    :(

    Give me 230k a year.

    Let me see if I went over my $5 million gift limit, yet.

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