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Welcome to the Chelsea Dagger-less [NHL] Playoffs

JayrichoJayricho Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
edited April 26 in Debate and/or Discourse
Let's open the new thread with a recap on hockey slang!

leaf [leef] verb leaf-ed, leaf-ing
1. To lose in spectacular fashion after victory was nearly guaranteed: They almost made it to the second round, but they Leafed game seven.
2. A sudden and unexpected loss of momentum: I hope they don't Leaf this one!
3. To lose a game after leading 4-1: They are totally Leafing this game!

Cloutier [kloo-chee-ey] verb Cloutier-ing, Cloutier-ed
1. To allow an improbable, series changing goal in incompetent fashion: If I'm the Bruins, I'm worried that Tuuka Rask just Cloutiered it on that Hagelin goal.
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Steve Smith [steev smith] verb Steve Smith-ed, Steve Smith-ing
1. To end your season by putting the puck in your own net: That was a terrible move that just Steve Smithed their season.
Synonyms: Chris Phillips verb [kris fil-ips]

Martin Gelinas [mahr-tn zhel-in-na] verb Martin Gelinas-ed, Martin Gelinas-ing
1.To consistently score the series winning goals for your own team: He's Martin Gelinasing his team's way to the finals!

MAF [maf] verb MAF-ed, MAF-ing
Acronym for: Marc-André Fleury [mahrk ahn-drey flur-ee]
1. To consistently allow a goal on one of the first three shots of every game: I can't believe how bad he's been MAF-ing it up lately.

14 Minutes of Pissed Off Goalies!

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Previous Rounds Results
Eastern Conference Quarterfinals
Montreal Canadiens vs Ottawa Senators - Montreal wins series 4-2
-Wednesday, April 15 - Montreal wins 4-3
-Friday, April 17 - Montreal wins 3-2 (OT)
-Sunday, April 19 - Montreal wins 2-1 (OT)
-Wednesday, April 22 - Ottawa wins 1-0
-Friday, April 24 - Ottawa wins 5-1
-Sunday, April 26 - Montreal wins 2-0

Tampa Bay Lightning vs Detroit Red Wings - Tampa Bay wins series 4-3
-Thursday, April 16 - Detroit wins 3-2
-Saturday, April 18 - Tampa Bay wins 5-1
-Tuesday, April 21 - Detroit wins 3-0
-Thursday, April 23 - Tampa Bay wins 3-2 (OT)
-Saturday, April 25 - Detroit wins 4-0
-Monday, April 27 - Tampa Bay wins 5-2
-Wednesday, April 29 - Tampa Bay wins 2-0

New York Rangers vs Pittsburgh Penguins - New York wins series 4-1
-Thursday, April 16 - New York wins 2-1
-Saturday, April 18 - Pittsburgh wins 4-3
-Monday, April 20 - New York wins 2-1
-Wednesday, April 22 - New York wins 2-1 (OT)
-Friday, April 24 - 7 p.m. - New York wins 2-1 (OT)

Washington Capitals vs New York Islanders - Washington wins series 4-3
Wednesday, April 15 - New York wins 4-1
-Friday, April 17 - Washington wins 4-3
-Sunday, April 19 - New York wins 2-1 (OT)
-Tuesday, April 21 - Washington wins 2-1 (OT)
-Thursday, April 23 - Washington wins 5-1
-Saturday, April 25 - New York wins 3-1
-Monday, April 27 - Washington wins 2-1

Western Conference Quarterfinals
St. Louis Blues vs Minnesota Wild (Seriously, fuck those guys) -Minnesota (No really, fuck those guys) wins series 4-2
-Thursday, April 16 - Minnesota wins 4-2
-Saturday, April 18 - St. Louis wins 4-1
-Monday, April 20 - Minnesota wins 3-0
-Wednesday, April 22 -St. Louis wins 6-1
-Friday, April 24 - 9:30 p.m. - Minnesota wins 4-1
-Sunday, April 26 - Minnesota wins 4-1

Chicago Blackhawks vs Nashville Predators - Chicago wins series 4-2
-Wednesday, April 15 - Chicago wins 4-3 (2OT)
-Friday, April 17 - Nashville wins 6-2
-Sunday, April 19 - Chicago wins 4-2
-Tuesday, April 21 - Chicago wins 3-2 (3OT)
-Thursday, April 23 - Nashville wins 5-2
-Saturday, April 25 - Chicago wins 4-3

Winnipeg Jets vs Anaheim Ducks - Anaheim sweeps series 4-0
-Thursday, April 16 - Anaheim wins 4-2
-Saturday, April 18 - Anaheim wins 2-1
-Monday, April 20 - Anaheim wins 5-4 (OT)
-Wednesday, April 22 - Anaheim wins 5-2

Calgary Flames vs Vancouver Canucks - Calgarywins series 4-2
-Wednesday, April 15 - Calgary wins 2-1
-Friday, April 17 - Vancouver wins 4-1
-Sunday, April 19 - Calgary wins 2-1
-Tuesday, April 21 - Calgary wins 3-1
-Thursday, April 23 - Vancouver wins 2-1
-Saturday, April 25 - Calgary wins 7-4

Round 2
Eastern Conference
Montreal Canadiens vs Tampa Bay Lightning - Tampa Bay wins series 4-2
-Friday, May 1 - Tampa Bay wins 2-1 (2OT)
-Sunday, May 3 - Tampa Bay wins 6-2
-Wednesday, May 6 - Tampa Bay wins 2-1
-Thursday, May 7 - Montreal wins 6-2
-Saturday, May 9 - Montreal wins 2-1
-Tuesday, May 12 - Tampa Bay wins 4-1

New York Rangers vs Washington Capitals - New York wins series 4-3
-Thursday, April 30 - Washington wins 2-1
-Saturday, May 2 - New York wins 3-2
-Monday, May 4 - Washington wins 1-0
-Wednesday, May 6 - Washington wins 2-1
-Friday, May 8 - New York wins 2-1 (OT)
-Sunday, May 10 - New York wins 4-3
-Wednesday, May 13 - New York wins 2-1 (OT)

Western Conference
Chicago Blackhawks vs Minnesota Wild - Chicago sweeps series 4-0
-Friday, May 1 - Chicago wins 4-3
-Sunday, May 3 - Chicago wins 4-1
-Tuesday, May 5 - Chicago wins 1-0
-Thursday, May 7 - Chicago wins 4-2

Anaheim Ducks vs Calgary Flames - Anaheim wins series 4-1
-Thursday, April 30 - Anaheim wins 6-1
-Sunday, May 3 - Anaheim wins 3-0
-Tuesday, May 5 - Calgary wins 4-3 (OT)
-Friday, May 8 - Anaheim wins 4-2
-Sunday, May 10 - Anaheim wins 3-2 (OT)

Conference Finals

Eastern Conference - New York Rangers vs Tampa Bay Lightning - Tampa Bay wins series 4-3
-Saturday, May 16 - New York wins 2-1
-Monday, May 18 - Tampa Bay wins 6-2
-Wednesday, May 20 - Tampa Bay wins 6-5 (OT)
-Friday, May 22 - New York wins 5-1
-Sunday, May 24 - Tampa Bay wins 2-0
-Tuesday, May 26 - New York wins 7-3
-Friday, May 29 - Tampa Bay wins 2-0

Western Conference - Anaheim Ducks vs Chicago Blackhawks - Chicago wins series 4-3
-Sunday, May 17 - Anaheim wins 4-1
-Tuesday, May 19 - Chicago wins 3-2 (3OT)
-Thursday, May 21 - Anaheim wins 2-1
-Saturday, May 23 - Chicago wins 5-4 (2OT)
-Monday, May 25 - Anaheim wins 5-4 (OT)
-Wednesday, May 27 - Chicago wins 5-2
-Saturday, May 30 - Chicago wins 5-3

Stanley Cup Finals - Tampa Bay Lightning vs Chicago Blackhawks - Chicago wins series 4-2
-Wednesday, June 3 - Chicago wins 2-1
-Saturday, June 6 - Tampa Bay wins 4-3
-Monday, June 8 - Tampa Bay wins 3-2
-Wednesday, June 10 - Chicago wins 2-1
-Saturday, June 13 - Chicago wins 2-1
-Monday, June 15 - Chicago wins 2-0

2015 Stanley Cup Champions - Chicago Blackhawks

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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Wow, Lightning are starting to get frustrated

  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    That's a quick turn of events

    Jayricho
  • TehSlothTehSloth this little piggy got a house made of bricksRegistered User regular
    I'm not sure where it's been for the last 115 minutes or so but I'll take it

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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Bah. I wanted to go to sleep soon, not watch an OT

  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Pokemon Champion (retired) Ann ArborRegistered User regular
    Ericsson sucks so much. Datysuk has had maybe the worst game of his life, though part of it is he's hurt.

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  • JayrichoJayricho Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    quovadis13 wrote: »
    Bah. I wanted to go to sleep soon, not watch an OT

    Well I guess you're in luck....

    Maguano
  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Pokemon Champion (retired) Ann ArborRegistered User regular
    Lightning just kicked the shit out of the Wings after the second goal. Passivity is death.

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  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Quick whistles piss me off, especially when it is fucking obvious that the goalie doesn't have control.

    EDIT: I guess that worked out then, lol

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    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    That 1:17 just changed the outcome of your season Tampa

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Jayricho wrote: »
    Martin Gelinas [mahr-tn zhel-in-na] verb Martin Gelinas-ed, Martin Gelinas-ing
    1.To consistently score the series winning goals for your own team: He's Martin Gelinasing his team's way to the finals!

    He scored all three! They call him the Eliminator! :D

    Man, 2004 were good times. And it's been eleven years? Dayum.

    On the subject of tonight, all I got right now is Go Flames Go!

    Tube wrote: »
    No, I hate D&D more than the other subforums because it's more of a pain in my arse.
  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    Man.

    Imagine if the Islanders actually had a goalie.

    Le_Goat
  • JayrichoJayricho Ontario, CanadaRegistered User regular
    What has Calgary been feeding David Jones lately?

  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    Grrr

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    I fucking hate playoff refereeing. I'm so tired of games getting handed to teams that goon things up because of the cowardice of referees ands the NHL. I start to wish the canucks would just call up a thug from the farm next time they end up in the playoffs and just send him out to two hand someone in the head.

    :so_raven:
  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Corvus wrote: »
    I fucking hate playoff refereeing. I'm so tired of games getting handed to teams that goon things up because of the cowardice of referees ands the NHL. I start to wish the canucks would just call up a thug from the farm next time they end up in the playoffs and just send him out to two hand someone in the head.

    Haha, like the Canucks aren't getting away with all kinds of shit.

    Tube wrote: »
    No, I hate D&D more than the other subforums because it's more of a pain in my arse.
  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I dont see anyone on Van getting away with charging on every shift. But my complaint isnt just canucks specific. I hate that the rules change for the playoffs, it is so gutless and dumb that teams are allowed to get away with so much more. Failure to enforce the rules is always dressed up with the "we don't want to decide the game" crap, which is so hypocritical.

    Like, honestly, would bertuzzi on Moore even get five minutes in the playoffs? Hell, Bure blatantly head shifted Shane churla in 94 and didn't even get a penalty.

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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Who's charging on every shift?

    Ferland? Because that one hit when he came out of the penalty box probably could have been called but that's the only one I've seen.

    Unless you think any big hit should be punished.

    Tube wrote: »
    No, I hate D&D more than the other subforums because it's more of a pain in my arse.
  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Yeah, ferland has been charging all series.

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  • tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    Its not so much that the interference call on Rosivol was wrong, but it coming on the heels of NBC showing Kane getting mugged for the first two periods makes it look ticky tack as hell.

  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Corvus wrote: »
    Yeah, ferland has been charging all series.

    I see.

    Tube wrote: »
    No, I hate D&D more than the other subforums because it's more of a pain in my arse.
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  • ChaosHatChaosHat Registered User regular
    Why do the Blackhawks feel the need to just have a collapse like every second or third game? They played so well the last couple and then bam, fuck playing good defense and passing well.

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  • Cobalt60Cobalt60 Registered User regular
    Corvus wrote: »
    Yeah, I dont see anyone on Van getting away with charging on every shift. But my complaint isnt just canucks specific. I hate that the rules change for the playoffs, it is so gutless and dumb that teams are allowed to get away with so much more. Failure to enforce the rules is always dressed up with the "we don't want to decide the game" crap, which is so hypocritical.

    Like, honestly, would bertuzzi on Moore even get five minutes in the playoffs? Hell, Bure blatantly head shifted Shane churla in 94 and didn't even get a penalty.

    It doesn't seem to matter to the officials that not calling something is influencing the game just as much as calling something.

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    This is my point, exactly.

    :so_raven:
  • ChaosHatChaosHat Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Shawzer is so great sometimes. Jones deserved to get fucking punched in the face.

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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Pokemon Champion (retired) Ann ArborRegistered User regular
    Corvus wrote: »
    I fucking hate playoff refereeing. I'm so tired of games getting handed to teams that goon things up because of the cowardice of referees ands the NHL. I start to wish the canucks would just call up a thug from the farm next time they end up in the playoffs and just send him out to two hand someone in the head.

    The bitter parts of me think this is what happened with Glendening. Got cut super badly on his right hand in a scrum and needed a bunch of stitches and couldn't return. The line he was checking that is Tampa's major advantage then scored all three goals.

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  • CorvusCorvus . VancouverRegistered User regular
    The oinky thing worse than the NHL refereeing is Brian Burke's hair

    :so_raven:
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  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    that is definitely some hair

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  • MyiagrosMyiagros Registered User regular
    Burtletoy wrote: »
    Man.

    Imagine if the Islanders actually had a goalie.

    Imagine if Montreal had traded Price instead of Halak like a bunch of fans wanted. Pretty sure the Blues would have played in at least a final and not gone through Miller and Halak already.

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  • quovadis13quovadis13 Registered User regular
    Corvus wrote: »
    The oinky thing worse than the NHL refereeing is Brian Burke's hair

    This typo/autocorrect error amuses me greatly.

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  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    I thought it was intended, lol

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
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  • RhahRhah Registered User regular
    I am also salty about refs missing a slash that resulted in a broken stick on Drew Miller. Um, broken stick from a slash is about as automatic as puck over the glass these days. If a guy breaks a stick while not in the act of shooting is more than likely from a slash...even if you miss the actual slashing motion. Resulting non-penalty led to the events after... if they are on PK, Tyler doesn't score (hopefully).

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  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    Given how easily composite sticks break, it's possible that he sneezed and it broke... just saying

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
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  • DeciusDecius Registered User regular
    Oilers fans 2 weeks ago
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    Oilers fans today
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  • enlightenedbumenlightenedbum Pokemon Champion (retired) Ann ArborRegistered User regular
    Le_Goat wrote: »
    Given how easily composite sticks break, it's possible that he sneezed and it broke... just saying

    Nah, it was a slash. But whatever. Wings totally broke down defensively three times in 8 minutes, that's why they lost.

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  • Le_GoatLe_Goat Frechified Goat Person BostonRegistered User regular
    Peter Chiarelli named Oiler's GM and President of Hockey Operations. Next up, his attempt to purposely pull Hamilton and Jullien away from Boston as a final fuck you.

    While I agree that being insensitive is an issue, so is being oversensitive.
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  • Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    So, you guys think the Oilers are going to turn it around, or are they waiting until their entire team is first overall picks?

    Tube wrote: »
    No, I hate D&D more than the other subforums because it's more of a pain in my arse.
  • FoomyFoomy Registered User regular
    Nova_C wrote: »
    So, you guys think the Oilers are going to turn it around, or are they waiting until their entire team is first overall picks?

    Well today was a great first step, management has needed some real change for a long time now, not just shuffling the same few guys around.

    Personally I wouldn't mind if we traded one/some of the picks this year for some experienced defense.

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  • tinwhiskerstinwhiskers Registered User regular
    Foomy wrote: »
    Nova_C wrote: »
    So, you guys think the Oilers are going to turn it around, or are they waiting until their entire team is first overall picks?

    Well today was a great first step, management has needed some real change for a long time now, not just shuffling the same few guys around.

    Personally I wouldn't mind if we traded one/some of the picks this year for some experienced defense.

    Trading for good Dmen is hard and expensive. Especially any under contract at reasonable cap hits. Blackhawks gave up a 2nd and a 3rd for Oduya, and he wasn't really expected to play as well as he did in '13 and '14. Or look at the ask from Toronto for Phaneuf.

    The more of the Preds I see as this series goes on, the more the Avs, Panthers, and Lighting look like idiots for passing on Jones.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Ottawa draws first blood!

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