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All my [chat] for a horse!

MazzyxMazzyx Comedy GoldRegistered User regular
A horse, a horse! My kingdom for a horse!

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https://youtu.be/pjJEXkbeL-o

Also the real one was just reburied! Yay for history.


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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    http://youtu.be/jPdzSFEVQss

    I will carry this song by hand from the sinking previous chat thread and into this one

  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Here is what I think of your horse.

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  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I got a nice young filly, chestnut, full o fire, y'gotta put in some more work t' tame 'er but i'll take you up on that offer

    So....like do I get a key to the kingdom or is it like a deed

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i went from an 8gb iphone 4 to a 128gb iphone 6

    it was magical

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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    twitch is so commercialized they added taco bell emotes to promote their new breakfast additions.

    Bless your heart.
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Damnit geth

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    so get ready for the Conservatives on the Supreme Court to absolutely fuck every gay/bi/pansexual person in America.

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/supreme-court-sounds-skeptical-note-marriage-equality
    Experienced court watchers tend to agree: predicting the outcome of Supreme Court cases based solely on oral arguments is problematic. Justices often play devil’s advocate; they think out loud from the bench; and they challenge attorneys on points they already find persuasive, just to see how they’ll respond.

    That said, many who heard this morning’s arguments in Obergefell v. Hodges came away with the impression that the high court’s conservatives were skeptical of marriage equality. NBC News’ Pete Williams reported:

    The conservatives were joined by Justice Anthony Kennedy, considered a swing vote, who asked whether the public and scholars need more time to debate changes to a practice that has been understood as between a man and a woman for centuries.

    “It’s very difficult for the court to say, ‘We know better,’” Kennedy told Mary Bonauto, a lawyer representing same-sex couples, according to The Associated Press.

    This is no small detail. Kennedy, considered the key swing justice in this case, reportedly emphasized historical norms, suggesting that proponents of marriage equality want to change an institution that has lasted for a “millennia.”

    Chief Justice John Roberts, whom progressives also hoped to persuade, stressed a similar point, reportedly telling supporters of equal-marriage rights, “If you succeed, [the traditional definition of marriage] will not be operable. You are not seeking to join the institution. You are seeking to change the institution.” He added, “f you prevail here, there will be no more debate. The debate will close minds, and it will have consequence on how this new institution is accepted.”

    According to the New York Times’ report, Justice Samuel Alito wondered aloud whether marriage between same-sex couples would lead to groups of four people getting married, while Justice Antonin Scalia said some clergy might be forced to perform wedding ceremonies against their will.

    Not to put too fine a point on this, but these are lazy, ridiculous arguments. Supreme Court standards have fallen, but this is cheap nonsense, even from far-right justices. It should be obvious, for example, that marriage equality is fundamentally different from polygamy. It should be equally obvious that there’s literally nothing to suggest clergy would be forced to do anything, ever – and over a decade after same-sex marriages began in the United States, there are still zero examples of religious leaders being compelled to officiate any union.

    The court’s center-left justices, meanwhile, seemed far less skeptical of the position already embraced by the American mainstream and most of the appellate courts.

    Later, when the lawyer for the opponents of gay marriage began arguing, Justice Stephen G. Breyer forcefully questioned why states should be able to exclude gay people from marriage. “Marriage is open to vast numbers of people,” he said, adding that same-sex couples “have no possibility to participate in that fundamental liberty. And so we ask why.”

    Several of the more liberal justices also pressed the opponents of gay marriage to say how, exactly, extending marriage to same-sex couples could harm heterosexual couples who want to marry. Justice Ginsburg was particularly blunt on that point. “You are not taking away anything from heterosexual couples” if the state allows gay couples to marry,” she said.

    It seems likely that marriage equality has four votes. Whether that fifth vote will materialize remains an open question.

    A final ruling is expected in June. For more, check out msnbc’s live blog, and msnbc’s Kasie Hunt reporting live from outside the Supreme Court.

    Update: The audio of part one of this morning’s oral arguments is already available online.
    Second Update: Not surprisingly, different observers have different reactions to what they heard. Chris Geidner, who covers the issue closely, believes the justices “appears ready to rule In favor of marriage equality.” The AP report added that Kennedy “asked skeptical questions of both sides” today.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Also as the last thread was closed I posting this.

    Tyson reducing use of antibiotics with chickens and planning to end all human used antibiotics by 2017

    It is a start. Should move to no antibiotics except for sick chickens but like I said it is a start on reducing the overuse.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i went from an 8gb iphone 4 to a 128gb iphone 6

    it was magical

    you're literally subhuman

  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    I love the Notorious RBG

    Such a BAMF

    She got pancreatic cancer and was just like

    FUCK YOUR CANCER I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE

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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Damnit geth
    “Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground. All we know is he’s called Geth.”

  • SparvySparvy Registered User regular
    http://gfycat.com/DependentSharpHoverfly

    slow mo cameras can be pretty cool

  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.

  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    roflol Alito really used the "what next let them marry dogs?" argument?

    Bless your heart.
  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/supreme-court-sounds-skeptical-note-marriage-equality
    Experienced court watchers tend to agree: predicting the outcome of Supreme Court cases based solely on oral arguments is problematic. Justices often play devil’s advocate; they think out loud from the bench; and they challenge attorneys on points they already find persuasive, just to see how they’ll respond.

    That said, many who heard this morning’s arguments in Obergefell v. Hodges came away with the impression that the high court’s conservatives were skeptical of marriage equality. NBC News’ Pete Williams reported:

    The conservatives were joined by Justice Anthony Kennedy, considered a swing vote, who asked whether the public and scholars need more time to debate changes to a practice that has been understood as between a man and a woman for centuries.

    “It’s very difficult for the court to say, ‘We know better,’” Kennedy told Mary Bonauto, a lawyer representing same-sex couples, according to The Associated Press.

    This is no small detail. Kennedy, considered the key swing justice in this case, reportedly emphasized historical norms, suggesting that proponents of marriage equality want to change an institution that has lasted for a “millennia.”

    Chief Justice John Roberts, whom progressives also hoped to persuade, stressed a similar point, reportedly telling supporters of equal-marriage rights, “If you succeed, [the traditional definition of marriage] will not be operable. You are not seeking to join the institution. You are seeking to change the institution.” He added, “f you prevail here, there will be no more debate. The debate will close minds, and it will have consequence on how this new institution is accepted.”

    According to the New York Times’ report, Justice Samuel Alito wondered aloud whether marriage between same-sex couples would lead to groups of four people getting married, while Justice Antonin Scalia said some clergy might be forced to perform wedding ceremonies against their will.

    Not to put too fine a point on this, but these are lazy, ridiculous arguments. Supreme Court standards have fallen, but this is cheap nonsense, even from far-right justices. It should be obvious, for example, that marriage equality is fundamentally different from polygamy. It should be equally obvious that there’s literally nothing to suggest clergy would be forced to do anything, ever – and over a decade after same-sex marriages began in the United States, there are still zero examples of religious leaders being compelled to officiate any union.

    The court’s center-left justices, meanwhile, seemed far less skeptical of the position already embraced by the American mainstream and most of the appellate courts.

    Later, when the lawyer for the opponents of gay marriage began arguing, Justice Stephen G. Breyer forcefully questioned why states should be able to exclude gay people from marriage. “Marriage is open to vast numbers of people,” he said, adding that same-sex couples “have no possibility to participate in that fundamental liberty. And so we ask why.”

    Several of the more liberal justices also pressed the opponents of gay marriage to say how, exactly, extending marriage to same-sex couples could harm heterosexual couples who want to marry. Justice Ginsburg was particularly blunt on that point. “You are not taking away anything from heterosexual couples” if the state allows gay couples to marry,” she said.

    It seems likely that marriage equality has four votes. Whether that fifth vote will materialize remains an open question.

    A final ruling is expected in June. For more, check out msnbc’s live blog, and msnbc’s Kasie Hunt reporting live from outside the Supreme Court.

    Update: The audio of part one of this morning’s oral arguments is already available online.
    Second Update: Not surprisingly, different observers have different reactions to what they heard. Chris Geidner, who covers the issue closely, believes the justices “appears ready to rule In favor of marriage equality.” The AP report added that Kennedy “asked skeptical questions of both sides” today.
    I'm getting so dang tired of MSNBC having typos in nearly every dang thing they put up Rachel Maddow deserves better than this guldarnit.

  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.

    aliens are real duh

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    my everything hurts

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    A horse you say?

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    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    IN BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES A SEX JOKE

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.

    so that HR can assign you to whatever without additional paperwork

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  • DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    We let infertile and old people marry, get rekt procreation argument.

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.

    My friend works for ULA.

    They do a lot of work with JPL and some of that work is satellites for the letter agencies you list so you need a clearance.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    It's really kind of upsetting that Obama was a topic when we made that horse. It's almost been a fucking decade!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.
    Actually CIA DoD and NSA only demand that you have the ability to get a TS/SCI. It is the contractors that demand active clearances because they don't want to pay for them. The way federal contracting is, the act of getting a clearance is so onerous it is easier to get a warm body with an active clearance and send them to school, or train them for 6 months so they have the job skills to do the job.

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    my everything hurts
    bowen wrote: »
    A horse you say?
    Casual wrote: »
    IN BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES A SEX JOKE
    Were you tho.

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.

    so that HR can assign you to whatever without additional paperwork

    Government does not function that way.

    Contractors kind of do.

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  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    what's with these fucking jobs demanding an active top secret security clearance? i could understand if it was CIA/DoD/NSA but something like JPL seems like bullshit.

    so that HR can assign you to whatever without additional paperwork

    Government does not function that way.

    Contractors kind of do.

    I defer to your superior wisdom

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  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »

    god i need that

  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    I could use a deep tissue massage.

    Needed one for about a year.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    IN BEFORE SOMEONE MAKES A SEX JOKE

    I'll get you next time you meddling kids

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    yawn. good night, sore corgis. sorgis.

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  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Oh, a horse

    But I gathered all these ...

    Never mind

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    The United States Department of Defense has carried out what it says is its most successful test yet of a bullet that can steer itself towards moving targets. Experienced testers have used the technology to hit targets that were actively evading the shot, and even novices that were using the system for the first time were able to hit moving targets. The project, which is known as Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance weapon, or Exacto, is being made for the American government's military research agency, DARPA. It is thought to use small fins that shoot out of the bullet and re-direct its path, but the U.S. has not disclosed how it works. Technology in the bullet allows it to compensate for weather and wind, as well as the movement of people it is being fired at, and curve itself in the air as it heads towards its target.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WkQ4f9G6ok

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    I made biryani

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    The United States Department of Defense has carried out what it says is its most successful test yet of a bullet that can steer itself towards moving targets. Experienced testers have used the technology to hit targets that were actively evading the shot, and even novices that were using the system for the first time were able to hit moving targets. The project, which is known as Extreme Accuracy Tasked Ordnance weapon, or Exacto, is being made for the American government's military research agency, DARPA. It is thought to use small fins that shoot out of the bullet and re-direct its path, but the U.S. has not disclosed how it works. Technology in the bullet allows it to compensate for weather and wind, as well as the movement of people it is being fired at, and curve itself in the air as it heads towards its target.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX8Z2MDYX3g
    Might as well watch the real thing.

  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    So in NL we heat houses on natural gas. Because we have it underground, for about 2 more decades.

    This running of explosive gas into households is actually pretty safe.

    But a month ago a mostly empty flat, up for demolition with rhe final tennants about to leave exploded with huge consequences, estimated €10m, and causing asbestos fallout. Nobody was seriously injured.

    Today the arrested the man that was the cause.
    A goddamn copper wire thief who removed bits and pieces of the gas lines. Those have a new retail value of about €5 per meter.

    What the fuck.

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    On the read out loud part of my editing.

    Sorry coworkers, I am going to mumble my way through this.

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