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  • TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Who toasts bagels

    i toast them when I make breakfast sandwiches with them.

    im not a bagel and cream cheese person.

    Bless your heart.
  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    I spent like 4 hours fucking around with a script in GTA 5 yesterday just to make a single script spawn 3 distinct npcs instead of using 3 seperate scripts

    although I think I know basic LUA now

  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How do they even get those metrics? Are they polling people? Looking at blogs? Holy shit that can not be representative because I've never heard the n-word dropped. My first brush in with racism was in 7th grade when I laughed at an incredibly racist image because it was funny looking. I didn't even know it was a racist stereotype.

    That was a depressing day for me, I've told this story before I think.

    Remember internet anonymity.

    Someone might never say anything racist when they're talking one on one with you, and then go home and google "why do n-words commit so many crimes". They don't need to justify themselves at all if it's just online.

    Fair enough.

    It still feels like there's some lingual bias here.

    Like I said, which word is more common in the south where they're showing up less racist than people near the midwest and in the north?

    I agree that it's not a great measure. Just pointing out that people can be a hell of a lot more racist in private.

    Some really impressive gerrymandering going on with those regions, too.

    Those are the US media markets.

    I can't find a good source for what that is.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    I totally disengaged from the MTG story after Time Spiral

    The block itself was great, but the story was clearly a Crisis.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Perfect bagel is plain, with cream cheese and good (not supermarket generic) lox.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    I spent like 4 hours fucking around with a script in GTA 5 yesterday just to make a single script spawn 3 distinct npcs instead of using 3 seperate scripts

    although I think I know basic LUA now

    ... you can script GTA5???

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/04/28/jackie-chan-sounds-off-on-action-movies-special-effects
    Jackie Chan has some pretty strong words for the makers of modern action movies.

    Speaking with IndieWire, the actor shared his feeling about the state of action movies, and how what is seen on screen isn't necessarily "real."

    "I think, slowly, slowly, the real action's gone. Really," he said. "Because, now we still have a few people who do the real stunts, the real action like Hong Bang, like me, like Sammo Hung and others. But, when these people are gone, when we retire, I think it's going to be difficult because the real action is really, really difficult!

    "But, in America they're so good! They're so clever! They can use special effects and computer graphics to make everybody become an action star."

    Chan recalls his earlier days, when the films he made forced the actors to do their stunts due to budgetary constraints. During that time, Chan suffered multiple injuries. Which, he claims, is exactly what people wanted out of his films.

    "...when I made money, I had money to do special effects but the audience didn't like it! They wanted to see Jackie Chan hurt himself! They wanted to see Jackie Chan do the real thing."

    He closed his response to the question by coyly suggesting special effects could turn him into an on-screen superhero.

    "They just don't like to see Jackie do Superman. Spider-Man is so easy, right? I want to do it! Directors hire me!"

    Chan's upcoming action film Dragon Blade will debut later this year.

    Yes. Movies aren't real Jackie.

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    I totally disengaged from the MTG story after Time Spiral

    The block itself was great, but the story was clearly a Crisis.

    Lasted longer than me, couldn't muster interest post-Urza/Yawgmoth.

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    A baseball game in Baltimore is going to be played in an otherwise empty stadium - closed to the public!



    For the uninitiated, OPACY Is "Oriole Park At Camden Yards"

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I spent like 4 hours fucking around with a script in GTA 5 yesterday just to make a single script spawn 3 distinct npcs instead of using 3 seperate scripts

    although I think I know basic LUA now

    ... you can script GTA5???

    yeah someone made an LUA hook so you can use LUA scripts

    in spoiler is the thing I did
    local family = {}
    family.peds = {}
    family.howMany = 0
    function family.tick()
    	if(get_key_pressed(111)) then 
    	local int positionoffset = 10
    		local int modelselector = 1
    		
    		local familySkinID = GAMEPLAY.GET_HASH_KEY("CS_JimmyDiSanto")
    		local familySkinIDB = GAMEPLAY.GET_HASH_KEY("CS_AmandaTownley")
    		local familySkinIDC = GAMEPLAY.GET_HASH_KEY("CS_TracyDiSanto")
    		local playerPed = PLAYER.PLAYER_PED_ID()
    		local player = PLAYER.GET_PLAYER_PED(playerPed)
    		local playerID = PLAYER.PLAYER_ID()
    		local playerExists = ENTITY.DOES_ENTITY_EXIST(playerPed)
    		local playerPosition = ENTITY.GET_OFFSET_FROM_ENTITY_IN_WORLD_COORDS(playerPed, 0.0, positionoffset, 25.0)
    		local playerGroup = PED.GET_PED_GROUP_INDEX(playerPed)
    		
    
    
    		STREAMING.REQUEST_MODEL(familySkinID)
    		while(not STREAMING.HAS_MODEL_LOADED(familySkinID)) do
    				wait(50)
    		end
    		
    		STREAMING.REQUEST_MODEL(familySkinIDB)
    		while(not STREAMING.HAS_MODEL_LOADED(familySkinIDB)) do
    				wait(50)
    		end
    		
    		STREAMING.REQUEST_MODEL(familySkinIDC)
    		while(not STREAMING.HAS_MODEL_LOADED(familySkinIDC)) do
    				wait(50)
    		end
    
    
    		for i = 0 ,family.howMany,1 do
    		wait(300)
    		positionoffset = positionoffset + 3
    				playerPosition = ENTITY.GET_OFFSET_FROM_ENTITY_IN_WORLD_COORDS(playerPed, 0.0, positionoffset, 0.0)
            if(modelselector == 1) then
    		modelselector = 2
    		family.peds[i] = PED.CREATE_PED( 1,familySkinID,playerPosition.x, playerPosition.y, playerPosition.z,1,false,true)
    		PED.SET_PED_CAN_SWITCH_WEAPON(family.peds[i],true)
    				WEAPON.GIVE_DELAYED_WEAPON_TO_PED(family.peds[i], GAMEPLAY.GET_HASH_KEY("WEAPON_PISTOL50"), 1000, false)
    				PED.SET_PED_AS_GROUP_MEMBER(family.peds[i], playerGroup)
    				PED.SET_PED_MAX_HEALTH(family.peds[i], 10000)
    		
    		end
    		if (modelselector == 2)  then
    		modelselector = 3
    		family.peds[i] = PED.CREATE_PED( 1,familySkinIDB,playerPosition.x, playerPosition.y, playerPosition.z,1,false,true)
    		PED.SET_PED_CAN_SWITCH_WEAPON(family.peds[i],true)
    				WEAPON.GIVE_DELAYED_WEAPON_TO_PED(family.peds[i], GAMEPLAY.GET_HASH_KEY("WEAPON_SNIPERRIFLE"), 1000, false)
    				PED.SET_PED_AS_GROUP_MEMBER(family.peds[i], playerGroup)
    				PED.SET_PED_MAX_HEALTH(family.peds[i], 10000)
    		end
    		
    		if (modelselector == 3) then
    		modelselector = 1
    		
    		end
    		family.peds[i] = PED.CREATE_PED( 1,familySkinIDC,playerPosition.x, playerPosition.y, playerPosition.z,1,false,true)
    		PED.SET_PED_CAN_SWITCH_WEAPON(family.peds[i],true)
    				WEAPON.GIVE_DELAYED_WEAPON_TO_PED(family.peds[i], GAMEPLAY.GET_HASH_KEY("WEAPON_ASSAULTSHOTGUN"), 1000, false)
    				PED.SET_PED_AS_GROUP_MEMBER(family.peds[i], playerGroup)
    				PED.SET_PED_MAX_HEALTH(family.peds[i], 10000)		
    				
    				
    				
    			
    		end
    		STREAMING.SET_MODEL_AS_NO_LONGER_NEEDED(familySkinID)
    		STREAMING.SET_MODEL_AS_NO_LONGER_NEEDED(familySkinIDB)
    		STREAMING.SET_MODEL_AS_NO_LONGER_NEEDED(familySkinIDC)
    	end
    end
    
    return family
    

    back when it was 3 scripts I even made a video involving it

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPEK9agVgA0

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If the bagels were in the freezer maybe your mom loves you but she really needs to learn a thing or two about bagelry.

    Toasted bagels ain't give no fucks about being frozen.

    Freeze-toast is good for about a week. Thirty bagels is like... too many bagels.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/04/28/jackie-chan-sounds-off-on-action-movies-special-effects
    Jackie Chan has some pretty strong words for the makers of modern action movies.

    Speaking with IndieWire, the actor shared his feeling about the state of action movies, and how what is seen on screen isn't necessarily "real."

    "I think, slowly, slowly, the real action's gone. Really," he said. "Because, now we still have a few people who do the real stunts, the real action like Hong Bang, like me, like Sammo Hung and others. But, when these people are gone, when we retire, I think it's going to be difficult because the real action is really, really difficult!

    "But, in America they're so good! They're so clever! They can use special effects and computer graphics to make everybody become an action star."

    Chan recalls his earlier days, when the films he made forced the actors to do their stunts due to budgetary constraints. During that time, Chan suffered multiple injuries. Which, he claims, is exactly what people wanted out of his films.

    "...when I made money, I had money to do special effects but the audience didn't like it! They wanted to see Jackie Chan hurt himself! They wanted to see Jackie Chan do the real thing."

    He closed his response to the question by coyly suggesting special effects could turn him into an on-screen superhero.

    "They just don't like to see Jackie do Superman. Spider-Man is so easy, right? I want to do it! Directors hire me!"

    Chan's upcoming action film Dragon Blade will debut later this year.

    Yes. Movies aren't real Jackie.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If the bagels were in the freezer maybe your mom loves you but she really needs to learn a thing or two about bagelry.

    Toasted bagels ain't give no fucks about being frozen.

    Freeze-toast is good for about a week. Thirty bagels is like... too many bagels.

    DK, let's be real

    If I received a bounty of 30 bagels, I could see myself eating 30 bagels in a week

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    Trace wrote: »
    http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/04/28/jackie-chan-sounds-off-on-action-movies-special-effects
    Jackie Chan has some pretty strong words for the makers of modern action movies.

    Speaking with IndieWire, the actor shared his feeling about the state of action movies, and how what is seen on screen isn't necessarily "real."

    "I think, slowly, slowly, the real action's gone. Really," he said. "Because, now we still have a few people who do the real stunts, the real action like Hong Bang, like me, like Sammo Hung and others. But, when these people are gone, when we retire, I think it's going to be difficult because the real action is really, really difficult!

    "But, in America they're so good! They're so clever! They can use special effects and computer graphics to make everybody become an action star."

    Chan recalls his earlier days, when the films he made forced the actors to do their stunts due to budgetary constraints. During that time, Chan suffered multiple injuries. Which, he claims, is exactly what people wanted out of his films.

    "...when I made money, I had money to do special effects but the audience didn't like it! They wanted to see Jackie Chan hurt himself! They wanted to see Jackie Chan do the real thing."

    He closed his response to the question by coyly suggesting special effects could turn him into an on-screen superhero.

    "They just don't like to see Jackie do Superman. Spider-Man is so easy, right? I want to do it! Directors hire me!"

    Chan's upcoming action film Dragon Blade will debut later this year.

    Yes. Movies aren't real Jackie.

    Except he's right. Most modern action movies are garbage. Fight scenes are shaky cam and smash cuts every poorly choreographed punch. Car chases alternate between showing the actor shift into 31st gear and the cars going past at tire level.

    matt has a problem on
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  • DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    that feel when your favorite local restaurant rotates its menu.
    so many delicious dishes.
    gone forever.

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If the bagels were in the freezer maybe your mom loves you but she really needs to learn a thing or two about bagelry.

    Toasted bagels ain't give no fucks about being frozen.

    Freeze-toast is good for about a week. Thirty bagels is like... too many bagels.

    what if I vacuum seal them

  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    I thought Jackie was awesome when I was a kid.

    Then I grew up and learned he's basically a spokesman for how great the PRC is.

    Screw Jackie Chan.

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    How do they even get those metrics? Are they polling people? Looking at blogs? Holy shit that can not be representative because I've never heard the n-word dropped. My first brush in with racism was in 7th grade when I laughed at an incredibly racist image because it was funny looking. I didn't even know it was a racist stereotype.

    That was a depressing day for me, I've told this story before I think.

    Remember internet anonymity.

    Someone might never say anything racist when they're talking one on one with you, and then go home and google "why do n-words commit so many crimes". They don't need to justify themselves at all if it's just online.

    Fair enough.

    It still feels like there's some lingual bias here.

    Like I said, which word is more common in the south where they're showing up less racist than people near the midwest and in the north?

    I agree that it's not a great measure. Just pointing out that people can be a hell of a lot more racist in private.

    Some really impressive gerrymandering going on with those regions, too.

    Those are the US media markets.

    I can't find a good source for what that is.

    It's used for a lot of things. For example, you know how when you watch TV, there are local ads? The person trying to buy an ad doesn't get to just pick and choose which individual towns they want to advertise in, the media market is the typical delimiter. They're pretty commonly used for any kind of media based statistics (internet searches in this case).

  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I thought Jackie was awesome when I was a kid.

    Then I grew up and learned he's basically a spokesman for how great the PRC is.

    Screw Jackie Chan.

    Jackie Chan wouldn't lie.

    Maybe the PRC really is perfect.

  • CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    im ordering groceries and want to try cooking something tomorrow

    cant decide what

    gimmie ideas chat

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If the bagels were in the freezer maybe your mom loves you but she really needs to learn a thing or two about bagelry.

    Toasted bagels ain't give no fucks about being frozen.

    Freeze-toast is good for about a week. Thirty bagels is like... too many bagels.

    what if I vacuum seal them

    I was assuming air seal already. Without air seal they have a day max.

    Obviously they'll still be edible, I am just a huge snob about frozen bread products.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    im ordering groceries and want to try cooking something tomorrow

    cant decide what

    gimmie ideas chat

    Meth

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    im ordering groceries and want to try cooking something tomorrow

    cant decide what

    gimmie ideas chat

    Grilled salmon. Use teriyaki sauce.

  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    fuck this heteronormative earth

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited April 2015
    bowen wrote: »
    If the bagels were in the freezer maybe your mom loves you but she really needs to learn a thing or two about bagelry.

    Toasted bagels ain't give no fucks about being frozen.

    Freeze-toast is good for about a week. Thirty bagels is like... too many bagels.

    what if I vacuum seal them

    I was assuming air seal already. Without air seal they have a day max.

    Obviously they'll still be edible, I am just a huge snob about frozen bread products.

    they're in a sealed bag but I have a vacuum sealer, that seems to make things last a really long time

    override367 on
  • AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    *balls fists into punching wands*

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    If the bagels were in the freezer maybe your mom loves you but she really needs to learn a thing or two about bagelry.

    Toasted bagels ain't give no fucks about being frozen.

    Freeze-toast is good for about a week. Thirty bagels is like... too many bagels.

    what if I vacuum seal them

    I was assuming air seal already. Without air seal they have a day max.

    Obviously they'll still be edible, I am just a huge snob about frozen bread products.

    Yeah override, poor person perspective: Freeze 'em and they'll be good for at least a couple weeks :P

    Maybe forever

  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    is it time to abolish the patriarchy?

    can I use a crossbow or is the flying penetrating dart too phallic for such a task

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Deebaser wrote: »
    that feel when your favorite local restaurant rotates its menu.
    so many delicious dishes.
    gone forever.

    Calories in the rain

  • VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    @gooey oh wow. I'm sort of surprised they don't just play it elsewhere

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
  • BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    im ordering groceries and want to try cooking something tomorrow

    cant decide what

    gimmie ideas chat
    Chicken fricassee.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    is it time to abolish the patriarchy?

    can I use a crossbow or is the flying penetrating dart too phallic for such a task

    You can only use Georgia O'Keeffe paintings.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    so in GTA when I press / it spawns michael's family as homies a few feet in front of the player

    if you press the button while using a jet the results are hilarious

    if you press the button while using a helicopter the results are horrifying

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    so in GTA when I press / it spawns michael's family as homies a few feet in front of the player

    if you press the button while using a jet the results are hilarious

    if you press the button while using a helicopter the results are horrifying

    raiders_blackwhitered.jpg
    ?

  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I thought Jackie was awesome when I was a kid.

    Then I grew up and learned he's basically a spokesman for how great the PRC is.

    Screw Jackie Chan.

    meh

    Almost everybody does it with their own country, and it's hard to get a nuanched view of their beliefs without duirectly having that conversation with them.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Mortious wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I thought Jackie was awesome when I was a kid.

    Then I grew up and learned he's basically a spokesman for how great the PRC is.

    Screw Jackie Chan.

    meh

    Almost everybody does it with their own country, and it's hard to get a nuanched view of their beliefs without duirectly having that conversation with them.

    Some of the shit he's said is downright disgusting.

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    im ordering groceries and want to try cooking something tomorrow

    cant decide what

    gimmie ideas chat

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/32428434/#Comment_32428434

  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    @gooey oh wow. I'm sort of surprised they don't just play it elsewhere

    it's created a scheduling nightmare, apparently. there isn't an easy way to run a double header later in the season, for some reason.

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