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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Wizards

ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
edited May 2015 in Singularity Engine++
for me it's Marry Little Debbie (snack cakes), Fuck Smuckers (jams and jellies and such), Kill Coke (the soda guys, yeah?)

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Marry Diet Coke, Fuck Diet Coke, Kill Pepsi

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Now, are we MFK-ing the idea of brands, or the products of those brands?

  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    i went with idea of

    but you if want to go the other way thats cool too



    smuckers is such a dirty boy...

  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Marry Laphroaig, fuck Bruch Laddich, kill self.

    Fuck off and die.
    Panda4YouPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Marry Tesla
    Fuck Apple
    Kill Koch Industries

    HeadCreeps
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular

    godmodeRaijin QuickfootKing RiptorGrey GhostSorcejgeisUsagiThatDudeOverThererhylithBucketmanLost SalientnukaThe BetgirlWeedLordVegetaSkeithDevlin_DragonusVeldrinGoose!joshofalltradesSlacker71
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Marry Dr. Pepper
    Fuck the Occulus Rift
    Kill @Abracadaniel for posting that before I could. :heartbeat:

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    "Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long

  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Nintendo Fuck Samsung Kill Apple

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    None of these make any sense to me

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    JebusUD
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Marry Google (young, inventive, fun-loving, rich as fuck)
    Fuck Lamborghini (everything they do is ridiculously sexy and very high performance)
    Kill Blackwater (because seriously, a literal mercenary army? GTFO and never come back)

  • QuidQuid I don't... what... hnnng Registered User regular
    Marry Costco
    Fuck Chipotle
    Kill McDonald's

    ...

    I might just be hungry.

    SorcefightinfilipinoSlacker71
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    tynic on
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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    Corporations are people, friend!

    Speed RacerDuke 2.0GvzbgulMr Fuzzbutt
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2015
    MFK Robot edition:

    Marry: NASA (Mars Curiosity Rover) (I like to travel)
    Fuck: Boston Dynamics (dangerous but sexy)
    Kill: Hanson Robotics. No wait, Aldebaran. No, wait Geminoid ok there are officially too many creepy and annoying robots around

    tynic on
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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    Corporations are people, friend!

    yes, but are brands corporations?

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Poor Robothespian is just standing there being all charming and shit and nobody's giving him a second thought...

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    having sex with your own robot is creepily close to incest

    chrishallett83NeoTomaSlacker71
  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    That doesn't change Robothespian's feelings

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    chrishallett83QuidDuke 2.0
  • BedigunzBedigunz Registered User regular
    Marry Microsoft
    Fuck Nintendo
    Kill Sony

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    Coran Attack!
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Kill Lil Debbie, that shits gross

    Don't care about the other two

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    chrishallett83Aphostile
  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Are Star Crunches Lil Debbie?

    Don't take away my Star Crunches.

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    "Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long

  • Kevin CristKevin Crist You were strong enough to be whatever you wanted. You chose to be kind.Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    I've always read the MFK stuff as
    Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
    Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
    Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.

    Nintendo
    Sony
    3DO

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    Grey Ghost
  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    can we kill russell brand

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Marry Cadbury
    Fuck In n Out
    Kill Daily Mail

  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    3DO?

    But they did Might & Magic and BattleTanx...

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    can we kill russell brand

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Fuck little ceasar
    Marry Dominos
    Kill Papa John and Pizza Hut

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Beasteh wrote: »
    can we kill russell brand

    I would do all three to Russell Brand tbh
    tynic wrote: »
    what order are y'all doing these in cause if I'm married to someone I damn well want to be involved in all their fucking and/or killing from that point onwards

    ... mind you I guess really the first order of business is to legalize marriage between a person and a mutually-agreed-upon legally enforcable construct and/or nomenclature.

    I've always read the MFK stuff as
    Marry: You love the subject of interest and want to spend the rest of your life with them.
    Fuck: You may or may not love or even like the subject of interest but you are attracted to them on a physical level for at least a one night stand and there is a difference between fucking and sex and making love, etc.
    Kill: Not worth the air they breathe.

    yes I know what words mean

    I'm asking about temporal logistics.

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    put me on the kill list

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  • chromdomchromdom Working on having a better attitude Oh yeah, I movedRegistered User regular
    Marry Seattle
    Fuck New York
    Kill Los Angeles

    New out of context sig?
    Slacker71The Black HunterMulysaSempronius
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Fuck Barilla
    Marry Classico
    Kill Ragu

    NeoToma
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    Marry Brand X
    Fuck Brand X
    Kill a perfectly good bag of chips



    BroloDuke 2.0
  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Um

    Hmm

    Huh.

    Marry... Phaidon?

    Fuck... Nobrow Press?

    Kill... the idea of Oyster?

    #badatthis

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
    Raijin Quickfootjoshofalltrades
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Marry Brand X
    Fuck Brand X
    Kill a perfectly good bag of chips



    Ok I've seen enough of this movie to know that its bad, but who thought this was ok? The character models are all hurky and jerky and creepy

  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    you really should see the whole thing

    it's my absolute favorite so-bad-it's-good movie

  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Marry A&W Restaurant

    Fuck


    Kill McDonalds

    nuka on
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    Slacker71
  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    Marry: Nintendo
    Fuck: Square-Enix
    Kill: Koch Industries

    Cilla BlackHeadCreeps
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Fuck Barilla
    Marry Classico
    Kill Ragu

    Yo dawg, if you aren't marrying Newmans Own, then I don't know what to say to you. That Sockarooni is the best sauce at the store.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    All jar sauce is garbage out of the jar. I'll use it once in awhile as a base when I'm lazy but I have to add a shit ton of spices to it.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Marry those temporary water tattoos
    Fuck tattoo
    Kill actual hot iron branding

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