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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Wizards

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  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    Marry Bethesda
    Fuck Hello Games
    Kill EA

  • TamTam Le Buggeur Risible Registered User regular
    Bethesda and Hello Games might switch places when No Man's Sky actually comes out

  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    All jar sauce is garbage out of the jar. I'll use it once in awhile as a base when I'm lazy but I have to add a shit ton of spices to it.

    Spoken like me before I tried that Newmans own one. For real.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Marry Wine
    Fuck Whiskey
    Kill Vermouth

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    nooooo i love all my alcohol equally

    well except for Cinar. That shit can get fucked.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This is insane.

    Twitch Channel
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    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    nooooo i love all my alcohol equally

    well except for Cinar. That shit can get fucked.

    Vermouth is sin. Not even a fun one!

    Peter Ebel
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Beer
    Fuck Beer
    Kill Heineken

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    HellaJeffMulletudeRhesus Positive
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    This is insane.

    I thought for sure this thread was going to get locked.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    I'd be suspicious, but google don't need any more information. That ship has sailed and we're all data points in the algebra of complacency.

    Fuck off and die.
    NeoToma
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    Marry Jazz
    Fuck Funk
    Kill ICP

    Tam
  • MulletudeMulletude Registered User regular
    JebusUD wrote: »
    All jar sauce is garbage out of the jar. I'll use it once in awhile as a base when I'm lazy but I have to add a shit ton of spices to it.

    Spoken like me before I tried that Newmans own one. For real.

    Fuck newmans own for the flavor

    Marry newmans own for donating their profits

    Kill Ragu because its salt liquid, wtf even is that shit, barf

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    JebusUD
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Fuck:


    Marry:


    Kill:

    HellaJeffPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist You were strong enough to be whatever you wanted. You chose to be kind.Registered User regular
    Marry Hugo
    Fuck Gief
    Kill Blanka

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Marry Mariano's
    Fuck Trader Joes
    Kill Whole Foods

    HellaJeff
  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    Marry Ridcully, Fuck Diablo 3 Wizard, Kill Mathemagicians

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Marry of the Coast
    Fuck of Oz
    Kill of Waverly Place

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    "Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long

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  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Marry of the Coast
    Fuck of Oz
    Kill of Waverly Place

    19904925_10212110475210016_877199487209228783_n.jpg?oh=da06b077303b0c8114ab8b0fbb667c4f&oe=59C4B278

    "Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are smarter than one man. How's that again? I missed something" Lazarus Long

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Marry Rincewind ('cos I'd never see him again), fuck Merlin ('cos he'd forget about it afterwards), kill, I dunno, it's probably easier to think of wizards who you wouldn't want to kill.
    Exhibit A:
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    Cilla Black
  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Marry Divorce
    Fuck Celibacy
    Kill Immortality

    Steam! Battlenet:Wisemantobes#1508
    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN
  • KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    Marry SMALL romance wizard

  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Fuck Dr. Strange
    Marry Gandalf
    Kill Nick Cage from that Sorceror's Apprentice Movie

    All Along The Watchtower: A DCAU Podcast.

    HEY! I sell the digital codes from my comics every week! 1.75 a pop! PM me if you wanna know what's available!
  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.

    Goatmon on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.
    THIS IS NOT THE THEME

    -5 POINTS

    All Along The Watchtower: A DCAU Podcast.

    HEY! I sell the digital codes from my comics every week! 1.75 a pop! PM me if you wanna know what's available!
    GvzbgulVeldrinchrishallett83Cilla Black#pipeSlacker71
  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    Marry Morrigan, Fuck Vivienne, Kill Solas

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    Whippy
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.
    THIS IS NOT THE THEME

    -5 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR
    incidentally:
    Fuck Ravenclaw
    Marry Hufflepuff
    Kill Slytherin
    I must stress that I am only talking about the abstract idea of the houses.

  • BhowBhow Registered User regular
    Marry Pratchett
    Fuck Pynchon
    Kill Meyer

    tynic
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Radagast - he seems like he'd be a good husband
    Fuck Sarumon - You know that dude be wild in the sack
    Kill Gandalf - He'll just come back better than before anyway.

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Slacker71Gvzbgul
  • StericaSterica Wow! That was shit.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Marry Dr. Orpheous
    Fuck Ganondorf
    Kill the Wizard of Oz

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    NeoToma
  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Marry Radagast - he seems like he'd be a good husband
    Fuck Sarumon - You know that dude be wild in the sack
    Kill Gandalf - He'll just come back better than before anyway.

    Fuck Gandalf the grey
    Marry Gandalf the white
    Kill Sarumon ('coz he's a right cock)

  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    Fuck movie Harry
    Marry book Harry
    Kill tumblr Harry

    Grey GhostHellaJeffThe Hanged ManNeoTomaSlacker71Mr FuzzbuttgodmodeBillyIdleGvzbgul
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    no love for the Merlin from Sword in the Stone up in this thread

  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Never fuck a wizard

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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANYukiratynicNeoTomaSeriouslySlacker71chrishallett83
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Marry original Skittles
    Kill green apple Skittles
    Fuck all y'all

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Marry Luna
    Fuck Snape
    Kill HARRY POTTER

  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Marry all things coconut flavored
    Fuck all things pineapple (Except Cactus Cooler, that stuff's rad)
    Kill DC's stupid leadership - Stop being dumb, DC. I want a good Superman movie.
    THIS IS NOT THE THEME

    -5 POINTS

    I DO WHAT I WANT, BLANK

    Switch Friend Code: SW-6680-6709-4204


    Grey GhostSlacker71
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Kill all wizards.

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Kill all wizards.

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    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
    Goatmon
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    JoeUser on
    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
    Cilla BlackGoatmon
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry - Wizard of Oz
    Fuck - Oz the TV Show
    Kill - Dr. Oz

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
    Slacker71
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