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Marry, Fuck, Kill: Wizards

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Marry Yennifer
    Fuck Triss
    Kill Phillippa

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
    Grey GhostAtari Soul
  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    marry Dark Confidant

    fuck Boros Reckoner

    kill Snapcaster Mage

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    Dr. Flamingo
  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Marry Elminster
    Fuck Bigby
    Kill Raistlin

    HEY SATAN! HERE'S MY WISHLIST! GO NUTS YOU DEVIL!

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/1JI9WWSRW1YJI
  • SnicketysnickSnicketysnick The Greatest Hype Man in WesterosRegistered User regular
    Marry Nanny Ogg
    Fuck Fleur Delacour
    Kill Ridcully (So Ponder Stibbons can actually get stuff done for once)

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    D3 Steam #TeamTangent STO
  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    This is a bad place

    tynicHermanoUsagiSlacker71WhippyThe Black Hunter
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This is a bad place

    this thread, this forum, the internet, or the planet at large

    I have a podcast about Power Rangers:Teenagers With Attitude | TWA Facebook Group
    Slacker71
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Nuke it from orbit; it's the only way to be sure

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Marry Eddie Izzard
    Fuck the Blizzard from Dairy Queen
    Kill with word Gizzard

    Lost Salient
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Marry - Wizard of Oz
    Fuck - Oz the TV Show
    Kill - Dr. Oz

    Where does the masterpiece sequel "Return to Oz" categorize here

  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    This is a bad place

    this thread, this forum, the internet, or the planet at large

    Yes


    PSN- AHermano
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    I can think of plenty of wizards to fuck or kill, but none that I want to marry.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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    Geth
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I would marry the Genie from I Dream of Genie

    does she count as a wizard???

    guys

    are genies wizards I need to know

    Grey GhostWhippychrishallett83
  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    The only overlap between Wizards and Genies I can think of is Jafar from Aladdin. But if you're into that kind of cadaverous sleazeball look, I'm not gonna judge...

    The Hanged Man on
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  • The Hanged ManThe Hanged Man Once I ate a pizza so big, they gave me a prize. Then I threw up and they took it back.Registered User regular
    Fuck - Mage: the Awakening
    Marry - Ars Magica
    Kill - Mage: the Ascension

    TWITTER: @DesertLeviathan, PSN: LeviathanAscends
    3DS: 1590-4800-2407, SWITCH: SW-3925-2368-8101
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    NeoToma
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Genies are not Wizards, but you can be both a wizard and a genie.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
    KwoaruTankHammertynicSlacker71
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    Radius wrote: »
    Genies are not Wizards, but you can be both a wizard and a genie.

    A gizzard

    or a weenie

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
    Slacker71
  • rhylithrhylith Registered User regular
    Fuck The Magician from Futurama

    Marry Dr Orpheus

    Kill the Wwwyzzerdd

    Rhylith - <Shambler Milk> Horde Chogall
    NeoToma
  • Kevin CristKevin Crist You were strong enough to be whatever you wanted. You chose to be kind.Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    Kevin Crist on
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    Seriously
  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    (Switch Friend Code) SW-4910-9735-6014(PSN) timspork (Steam) timspork


  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Kill Irenicus

    StraightziHermano
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    It's in the dictionary now!

    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Fuck: Elminster
    Marry: Irenicus
    Kill: Raistlin

  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    Alright, I figured one out.

    Marry: Mr. Wizard
    Fuck: Huntress Wizard
    Kill: Fred Savage

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    But Fred Savage wasn't The Wizard

    That was his younger brother in the film

    Whippy
  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    You're right.

    But I still stand by my previous statement.

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
    Steam Switch FC: 2799-7909-4852
  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    Fuck the Goblin King
    Marry Odin
    Kill Rasputin

    Fuck off and die.
  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    edited May 2015
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    Selfies own

    everyone take more selfies

    Kadith on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    They're pictures, people! They're morally neutral, like going to war over oil.

    Fuck off and die.
    tynicHermanotimspork's ghostchrishallett83
  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    Selfies own

    everyone take more selfies

    I especially like nature selfies or selfies of animals running around having fun but urban landscape selfies are cool too

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    Hermano
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    Kadith wrote: »
    I don't even care about the rest but

    Kill: The word "Selfie"

    Selfies own

    everyone take more selfies
    selfies of animals running around having fun

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    tynicRaijin QuickfootUsagiKwoaruchromdomJebusUDSlacker71Mr Fuzzbuttchrishallett83
  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fuck the Goblin King
    Marry Odin
    Kill Rasputin

    @Odin ??

    Usagichrishallett83
  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
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    PSN: JoeUser80 Steam
    HellaJeffRaijin QuickfootchromdomTrippyJingVirgil_Leads_YouWhippyMr Fuzzbutt
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    Fuck the Goblin King
    Marry Odin
    Kill Rasputin

    @Odin ??

    Like we wouldn't marry him, he's a rad as heck (see sig below)!!

    tynicSlacker71Odin
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    Marry- the pinball wizard (there has to be a twist, pinball wizard's got such a supple wrist) :winky:

    Fuck - the Magic Man in Adventure Time. In the figurative sense. What a jerk.

    Kill - Cheez Whiz. It is the worst Wiz.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    isn't @Usagi a wizard?

    feminazghul actually

    Usagi
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    Yes
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    Cilla BlackUsagiNeoTomaThe Hanged ManOdin
  • PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    That's not a Lamborghini

    I thought wizards rode Lambos

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Wizards ride whatever they want, really

    Slacker71
  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    including

    your mom

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    Raijin QuickfootCilla BlackThatDudeOverThereUsagiWhippygodmodechrishallett83
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