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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Got out of work, took a shower and decided to stay nekkid. Awwww yeeeeah.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Dogs can be pretty low maintenance sometimes.

    Sometimes they poop and are all like, "No, bro, don't worry. I got this."

    And then they eat their poop.

    Hell, they'll even clean up the cat poop if you let them.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Dogs can be pretty low maintenance sometimes.

    Sometimes they poop and are all like, "No, bro, don't worry. I got this."

    And then they eat their poop.

    What experts call a "closed loop system".

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    closed poop system

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I let my cat out for some (supervised) outdoor time

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    She enjoyed it.
    Until a garbage truck drove past and it was loud so she ran back inside.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I am way too scared to let my cat go outside

    I feel like I'm depriving him of something but I just can't help it

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    yeah. Indiscriminate slaughter.

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    I wouldn't let her out on her own without me there, but so far she hasn't shown an inclination to go too far from my house.
    Apparently the story is male cats will wander, while female will stick close to their homes? No idea how true but yeah she's not a wanderer and I'm never more than 10 feet from her so I'm tentatively okay with it

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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    One of my sister's cats will happily go out on a leash.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Your cat looks an awful lot like a tree, or perhaps a bush.

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I am way too scared to let my cat go outside

    I feel like I'm depriving him of something but I just can't help it

    There's a stray cat in the area that looks exactly like Rinzler, who kept poking around our apartment during the winter. Goddamn terrifying is what it was. Every time I saw the guy I was like OH GOD HOW DID YOU ESCAPE.

    So I would probably die of panic if I let my cat out.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Our cat lives outside on account of refusing to stop pissing all over. He only goes like... One yard over at most.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Psykoma wrote: »
    I wouldn't let her out on her own without me there, but so far she hasn't shown an inclination to go too far from my house.
    Apparently the story is male cats will wander, while female will stick close to their homes? No idea how true but yeah she's not a wanderer and I'm never more than 10 feet from her so I'm tentatively okay with it

    Thats cool! Unfortunately Beanie, as much as he loves me, won't let me pick him up

    So I just have this horrible image of chasing him around and not being able to get him back in the house and aaaaah

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
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    MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    I just remembered I have a picture of the aforementioned leash-cat:

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I have been told by multiple vets and cat specialists that its perfectly ok to leash train your cat

    but holy shit don't try it if you adopt an adult cat

    you have to do it from a very young age

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.

    So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.

    The cat will eat you to gain your power! The ultimate respect!

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I have been told by multiple vets and cat specialists that its perfectly ok to leash train your cat

    but holy shit don't try it if you adopt an adult cat

    you have to do it from a very young age

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSKatciX3hA

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    I saw a kid on a leash a couple days ago. It was weird.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I saw a freak on a leash once.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I saw a kid on a leash a couple days ago. It was weird.

    Whenever I see that, my first thought is "that poor kid" followed almost immediately by "wait, no, those poor parents" because you just know that there was a specific set of incidents or circumstances that led to that leash being necessary.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I freaked on a leash once

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    grocery shopping is the worst.

    Also my cat is an indoor cat.

    My mom's cat gets taken out on a leash though, it is funny looking.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    I'm currently boxing up shit to move

    I'm beginning to think the need for a kindle is higher and higher.

    Also, the boxes I got from the liquor store I'm afraid will not be enough, I will need to get more soon

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I saw a kid on a leash a couple days ago. It was weird.

    Whenever I see that, my first thought is "that poor kid" followed almost immediately by "wait, no, those poor parents" because you just know that there was a specific set of incidents or circumstances that led to that leash being necessary.

    When I was a kid, I was super hyper and easily distracted.

    My parents bought a leash so that we could go out to fun places as a family and they wouldn't have to worry about me wandering off and going missing.

    The first time they used it I spent about 5 seconds taking it off and then wandered off anyway.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    I was put on a leash as a kid after I wandered away from my parents at Disneyland. From what I'm told, as soon as I realized I could not find my parents I marched to the nearest person of authority, probably a security guard or someone else I could identify, and informed them I was lost and who I was looking for.

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I met a cat on a leash today

    She was super cute, and then we were on an airplane together and she was so chill

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I've never leashed my kids but if you are a parent and say that you have never had that urge then you are a liar.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I can't fault anyone for leaching their kid. Especially in a really busy place like Disney or something. You look down for 5 seconds, they run off and get lost in the crowd... Good luck finding them.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I freaked on a leash once

    How did this not get attention from the peanut gallery?

    On behalf of the degenerate denizens of SE++, past, present, and future:
    Please tell us there are pics!
    Please! Please.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I can't fault anyone for leaching their kid. Especially in a really busy place like Disney or something. You look down for 5 seconds, they run off and get lost in the crowd... Good luck finding them.

    Yes, rather than risk losing your child, dissolve them in acid to extract their minerals.

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    GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.

    So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.

    Well

    dogs love you because they are bred to behave like tiny children that depend on you for everything.

    Dogs are much, MUCH farther from their wild heritage than cats are.

    Housecats, as in housepets, not wild, feral cats, are apex predators in urban environments.

    A dog will lie by your side and starve to death in the aforementioned scenario, because it lacks the skills and instincts to survive without you.

    Dogs are dumb furry children.

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    I have my own office at work but it's in a hallway with 5 other offices so they're always other people around.

    Today for one reason or another everyone else is gone now. I'm by myself down here for the next hour.

    Should I take my pants off?

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Goatmon wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    Cop friend of mine has some stories to prove why dogs are better than cats. Several times he's found a deceased elderly person in their bed or on the floor or whatever, and he told me several times their dog would be lying next to them completely despondent and malnourished. Meanwhile, on several occasions he has found evidence of the person having been partially eaten or gnawed upon by a cat, whom was usually nowhere to be found.

    So if you die alone, your dog will lie by your side and mourn you. Your cat will fucking eat you. Dogs love you back, cats just look at you as a portable sunbeam with which to warm themselves.

    Well

    dogs love you because they are bred to behave like tiny children that depend on you for everything.

    Dogs are much, MUCH farther from their wild heritage than cats are.

    Housecats, as in housepets, not wild, feral cats, are apex predators in urban environments.

    A dog will lie by your side and starve to death in the aforementioned scenario, because it lacks the skills and instincts to survive without you.

    Dogs are dumb furry children.

    The story that started this is limited in itself, but there are numerous stories of both cats and dogs showcasing contradictory behavior. Stories of cats that show immense affection, and dogs that travel across the continental US to get back to their home. There are overarching archetypes to these animals but saying they all behave a specific way minimizes their diversity.

    I personally prefer dogs because I'm a lonely person and having an entity that is overjoyed to see me helps out a lot. Most cats are too aloof to mitigate that feeling.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    One of the reasons I love cats is just how incredibly good they are at hunting

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    A Dabble Of TheloniusA Dabble Of Thelonius It has been a doozy of a dayRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I'm currently boxing up shit to move

    I'm beginning to think the need for a kindle is higher and higher.

    Also, the boxes I got from the liquor store I'm afraid will not be enough, I will need to get more soon

    Granted now we're in a pretty permanent house, but after moving so much I have given away 90% of my books. I'm down to one box full. Then 187 on my kindle currently.



    Also let's just end this stupid thing. The majority of the time a dog will eat on your corpse. It will not starve to death next to you. Trust me and the offense reports/ crime scene logs I have at my disposal. Finite

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    My cat never wants to stop cuddling.

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    Mine never wants to stop eating.

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