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Scarlett Johansson to star in Jenna Jameson biopic

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fuck man I would act so gay. I'd be like, "you have the best vagina in Hollywood, can I fuck it? Because I'm so queer."

    Man, I'd be squealing like a sissy and picking out curtains while nailing her doggy style.

    :^: AND h5

    You know what I'm talking about.

    It wouldn't count, because you know, we're like so gay we have sex with Scarlett Johanson.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    if one of the rivers girls tried to poke my package because i was wearing some tight slacks or something, i'd haul off and clock them in the face on national television

    that's harrasment and i don't have to take it

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That nude Vanity Cover she did with Keira Knightley wasn't as good as I thought it'd be

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    if one of the rivers girls tried to poke my package because i was wearing some tight slacks or something, i'd haul off and clock them in the face on national television

    that's harrasment and i don't have to take it


    Any job they can do you can do better

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    if one of the rivers girls tried to poke my package because i was wearing some tight slacks or something, i'd haul off and clock them in the face on national television

    that's harrasment and i don't have to take it

    What if it was Brook Burke or Jules Asner?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    That nude Vanity Cover she did with Keira Knightley wasn't as good as I thought it'd be

    You should have seen the centerfold. Well, at least the one in my mind I envisioned.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i like her nose

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Scarlet desperate to bare breasts

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    That nude Vanity Cover she did with Keira Knightley wasn't as good as I thought it'd be

    You should have seen the centerfold. Well, at least the one in my mind I envisioned.


    I don't think you have a dick if you didn't think that was hot--no scratch that--NO EYES

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    That nude Vanity Cover she did with Keira Knightley wasn't as good as I thought it'd be

    You should have seen the centerfold. Well, at least the one in my mind I envisioned.


    I don't think you have a dick if you didn't think that was hot--no scratch that--NO EYES

    I didn't say that it wasn't hot, I'm just saying that I had higher hopes

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    if one of the rivers girls tried to poke my package because i was wearing some tight slacks or something, i'd haul off and clock them in the face on national television

    that's harrasment and i don't have to take it

    What if it was Brook Burke or Jules Asner?

    then everyone who tuned in to catch the fashion show would know what my erection looks like, i guess

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    i bet her tits would be disapointing like halle berry's

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Fuck man I would act so gay. I'd be like, "you have the best vagina in Hollywood, can I fuck it? Because I'm so queer."

    And then karate chop her.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Lost in Translation II: Indentured sex slave

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i bet her tits would be disapointing like halle berry's



    yeah ok

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Is Jenna Jameson a big star over there in the america lands?

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    i bet her tits would be disapointing like halle berry's

    What the fuck?
    Disappointing?
    No way dog.
    Halle Berry has a wicked rack, as evidenced by Monster's Ball.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    ack, i have bollock pain :(

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  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    arod_77 wrote: »
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    cookie-cutter tramp to play cookie-cutter tramp in movie.
    more at 11.

    hah, because Scarlett Johansson is just like every other two cent whore

    What makes so many people believe otherwise... She sure seems like it to me.

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  • ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    cookie-cutter tramp to play cookie-cutter tramp in movie.
    more at 11.

    hah, because Scarlett Johansson is just like every other two cent whore

    What makes so many people believe otherwise... She sure seems like it to me.



    que

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Way to steal bandwidth Weaver.

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  • msuitepyonmsuitepyon Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
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    hotlink'd.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That's cause you're an idiot, Tyrant.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i have a feeling its vital you rehost that image weaver.


    NOW

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    stealing bandwidth is for losers, weaver

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    imagered, weaver!

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Borfase wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Johansson has previously stated that she has a connection to older men, and could not see herself dating anyone under the age of thirty.

    My image of her being an intelligent, articulate beautiful young actress is slowly fading away.

    Quickly, for me.

    Oh well.

    I used to love her back when I saw Lost In Translation.


    Now.....Man.

    I am totally with you, o weeping consumer of loop'd pasta.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    even though that hotlink image still takes up their bandwith I assume

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Scarlet desperate to bare breasts

    Damn... She can show them breasts to me if she REALLY wants too... :wink::

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    .... i'm dumb ...




    Edit here guys have this. NSFW i guess, but shit i love a girl that can pull this look off.
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Fuck man I would act so gay. I'd be like, "you have the best vagina in Hollywood, can I fuck it? Because I'm so queer."

    And then karate chop her.

    See, you guys expect it. She wouldn't.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    there

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Defender wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    Defender wrote: »
    Borfase wrote: »
    DrIanMalcolm wrote: »
    Johansson has previously stated that she has a connection to older men, and could not see herself dating anyone under the age of thirty.

    My image of her being an intelligent, articulate beautiful young actress is slowly fading away.

    Quickly, for me.

    Oh well.

    I used to love her back when I saw Lost In Translation.


    Now.....Man.

    I am totally with you, o weeping consumer of loop'd pasta.
    Dudes, no way. Have you seen Scoop?

    Or Matchpoint?

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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I liked her in Match Point

    didn't see Scoop though

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I can't really think of any female actresses that are intelligent, beautiful and articulate.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    I can't really think of any female actresses that are intelligent, beautiful and articulate.

    i totally bet audrey tautou is

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Angelina Jolie?

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  • misbehavinmisbehavin Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.

    I thought the other chick was hotter, in a girl-next-door kinda way.

    EDIT: This girl:

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    Jennifer Jason Leigh

    She's hot.

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