Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.
Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.
Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.
You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.
Yes, but you can film them and then include them on the "UNRATED!" DVD when your crappy movie bombs at the box office.
come on cuthbert looks like a fifteen dollar hooker if you're posting her you might as well break out the tara reid and amy smart shots and tear this fucker down red ranger style
come on cuthbert looks like a fifteen dollar hooker if you're posting her you might as well break out the tara reid and amy smart shots and tear this fucker down red ranger style
Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.
Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.
You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.
TITanic.
eh?
EH?
But that was "Artsy" nudity. Just showing Johansson's tits are she woke up would not.
Atleast from the MPAA's perspective.
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Her going topless would rival the great Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High in a list of monumental celebrity topless moments.
You know she wanted to in The Island, but Michael Bay wouldn't let her, right? As if his complete and total incompetence hadn't been thoroughly demonstrated before.
You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.
TITanic.
eh?
EH?
But that was "Artsy" nudity. Just showing Johansson's tits are she woke up would not.
Has anybody mentioned yet that Jenna Jameson is probably more worthy of an Oscar than Scarlett Johansson?
She might as well play herself.
Have you seen recent pictures of her? She could play Skeletor more convincingly than the busty porn star she was.
I do not keep up with Jenna Jameson, no.
I am basing this more on the fact that Scarlett Johansson is borderline retarded.
how the fuck do you figure that dave
Have you ever heard her speak or seen her "act"?
I am basing it on that.
Yes, I have.
In multiple movies.
All were good.
How the fuck are you guys comparing her to Tara Reid?
Her greatest ambition in life seems to be getting naked and/or groped as much as possible.
The Island was good? Seriously?
Lost in Translation was a non-acting job.
The Prestige was good despite her.
I watched about 1/2 of that before I had to turn it off. I later asked a friend of mine what the fuck happend in that movie and she told me about a double homicide and my reaction was "that makes about as much sense as anything else I guess."
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I can't tell if you're being sarcastic here or not.
I'll offer Mira Sorvino, though.
Scarlett has a wet swimsuit closeup scene.
You can't show tits in a PG13 movie.
Elisha Cuthbert is so hot.
I so wanted her to get naked and fuck in that movie Girl Next Door. That would have been the only thing to have saved that movie for me.
Is that Elisha Cuthbert? And if so, what's that from?
???
She might as well play herself.
TITanic.
eh?
EH?
Have you seen recent pictures of her? She could play Skeletor more convincingly than the busty porn star she was.
But that was "Artsy" nudity. Just showing Johansson's tits are she woke up would not.
Atleast from the MPAA's perspective.
I do not keep up with Jenna Jameson, no.
I am basing this more on the fact that Scarlett Johansson is borderline retarded.
tits is tits.
Have you ever heard her speak or seen her "act"?
I am basing it on that.
In multiple movies.
All were good.
How the fuck are you guys comparing her to Tara Reid?
Her greatest ambition in life seems to be getting naked and/or groped as much as possible.
The Island was good? Seriously?
Lost in Translation was a non-acting job.
The Prestige was good despite her.
Scoop.
Match point.
Havent seen The Island.
I don't mind.
I watched about 1/2 of that before I had to turn it off. I later asked a friend of mine what the fuck happend in that movie and she told me about a double homicide and my reaction was "that makes about as much sense as anything else I guess."
Everything else you can skip.