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  • QuestionMarkManQuestionMarkMan Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Faricazy wrote: »
    QuestionMarkMan wrote: »
    Faricazy wrote: »
    she was hubbahubbahubba in Kingdom of Heaven

    i mean daaaaamn
    there's way more of her in the director's cut
    yes i heard i need to get it

    it's like an hour longer yes?
    Yes but you don't even notice it man because it flows so much better.

    Way more Liam Neeson too so it's kickass

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    there's naked ladies for free on the internet
    sometimes they are having sex

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  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    Eva Green did several sex scenes and tons of full frontal a few years ago in a french movie. You guys HAVE to have seen it by now, right? The Dreamers? She's naked for 3/4 of the movie...

    Worst bottom page ever.

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    Eva Green did several sex scenes and tons of full frontal a few years ago in a french movie. You guys HAVE to have seen it by now, right? The Dreamers? She's naked for 3/4 of the movie...

    no waaayyyy


    She is so fucking hot, I got in a argument with my friend that she was fly in Casino Royale. I was like, you have to be kidding me man, look at her.

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  • MavinashMavinash Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    Eva Green did several sex scenes and tons of full frontal a few years ago in a french movie. You guys HAVE to have seen it by now, right? The Dreamers? She's naked for 3/4 of the movie...

    no waaayyyy


    She is so fucking hot, I got in a argument with my friend that she was fly in Casino Royale. I was like, you have to be kidding me man, look at her.

    She looked like a mopey bitch the whole time. And the dark makeup didn't help any.

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Mavinash wrote: »
    Akilae729 wrote: »
    Grandaddy Delicious wrote: »
    Eva Green did several sex scenes and tons of full frontal a few years ago in a french movie. You guys HAVE to have seen it by now, right? The Dreamers? She's naked for 3/4 of the movie...

    no waaayyyy


    She is so fucking hot, I got in a argument with my friend that she was fly in Casino Royale. I was like, you have to be kidding me man, look at her.

    She looked like a mopey bitch the whole time. And the dark makeup didn't help any.

    looooove the mopey bitches
    not really

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    the eyeshadow is so hot on her

    it takes a special woman to pull it off












    i'd pull it off all over her face

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Yeah exactly. Most girls cannot get away with that much eyeshadow, but she looked great in it.

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  • ZephosZephos Climbin in yo ski lifts, snatchin your people up. MichiganRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yeah, there wasnt a moment in that movie that i didnt want to pull her out of the screen and fuck the ever loving shit out of her.

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  • captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    That's what I'm talking about, never seen her in anything else.

    Edit: that post disappeared. I mean in Casino Royale.

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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'd do her

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  • Akilae729Akilae729 Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    captaink wrote: »
    That's what I'm talking about, never seen her in anything else.


    Kingdom Of Heaven she is hot as fuck

    not a bad movie either

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Manifest wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    i bet her tits would be disapointing like halle berry's

    What the fuck?
    Disappointing?
    No way dog.
    Halle Berry has a wicked rack, as evidenced by Monster's Ball.

    way to have bad taste in titties

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    this chick keeley hazel has nice tits.
    go google. they're all over the place
    i like nipples to have more presence

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    This thread has ruined ego searching.

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Monkeybomb wrote: »
    I really liked Lost in Translation for Bill Murray's depressing-ass shit and Scarlett Johansson's prettiness.

    That movie pretty much combines my year in Korea with the end of my first mariage and thus I will always love it.

    I always enjoyed LiT, because I spent a whole lot of time drunk as shit running around Seoul. Good times.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    In other news

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  • TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    This thread has ruined ego searching.

    Oh yeah? Well, at least you can still do it. I can't search for three letter words and that is bullshit.

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TDL wrote: »
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    This thread has ruined ego searching.

    Oh yeah? Well, at least you can still do it. I can't search for three letter words and that is bullshit.
    Man, even if I could search for three letter words it wouldn't help me much.

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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    haha why wins

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  • FortyTwoFortyTwo strongest man in the world The Land of Pleasant Living Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Will I get to see her completely naked in some sort of group sex situation in glorious 5.1 THX enhanced surround sound?

    If so...then :^: :^: :^:

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Scarlett looks amazing in film and such, but for some reason pictures of her seem...off, to me.

    Like there's something wrong with her face but I can't pinpoint what it is.

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Javen wrote: »
    Scarlett looks amazing in film and such, but for some reason pictures of her seem...off, to me.

    Like there's something wrong with her face but I can't pinpoint what it is.

    This is exactly how I feel with Natalie Portman

    Except also in films.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    In other news

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    my god those mammaries are glorious

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlet st. wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Scarlett looks amazing in film and such, but for some reason pictures of her seem...off, to me.

    Like there's something wrong with her face but I can't pinpoint what it is.

    This is exactly how I feel with Natalie Portman

    Except also in films.

    That is perfection gentleman.

    Its like the uncanny valley of hotness

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  • scarlet st.scarlet st. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    FortyTwo wrote: »
    Will I get to see her completely naked in some sort of group sex situation in glorious 5.1 THX enhanced surround sound?

    If so...then :^: :^: :^:

    You will probably get to see a body double.

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  • gruggrug Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Zephos wrote: »
    yeah, there wasnt a moment in that movie that i didnt want to pull her out of the screen and fuck the ever loving shit out of her.
    this is so gross. so gross.

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    scarlett johansson body double is almost as good as scarlett johansson

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think it's her smile.

    Something is wrong with her smile.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM6230-ScarlettJohansson@Scoop.jpg

    http://img3124.imagevenue.com/images/loc519/24137_scarlett_johansson_allure_03_122_519lo.jpg

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i mean the only skill she has is looking like scarlett johansson

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I maintain that she is a very good actress.

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  • arod_77arod_77 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2007
    The only thing wrong with her mouth is that my dick isn't in it

    turn in your cocks and gtfo

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Or maybe just the mouth area in general.

    I don't know

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I bet Scarlett will do at least some nudes

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    scarlett johansson body double is almost as good as scarlett johansson

    I gotta be honest, most movies I've seen her in I think they are hiding her flaws.

    She has weak calves and big , big hips and probably a pot belly.

    Not that those things are bad, just I don't think she's as perfect as they make out.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Technically the vanity fair cover is her nude.

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    i really don't care about her calves

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    yeah, me neither

    they don't seem that bad, anyway.

    and i like wide hips.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I dunno, I have this thing for calves.

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