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Scarlett Johansson to star in Jenna Jameson biopic

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weavs, I checked out that Ariel chick.

    She looks like she's fucking 11 or 12 dude... freaky shit that.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    lies

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Silmaril wrote: »
    I'm not saying she's not.


    But then, you're not saying you wouldn't bone Scarlett.
    I am notable for being a slut.
    I think his point was, aside from you are a complete slut, is that people who have this unreasonable view of what a woman should look like (their idea of attractive) should never be upset with the fact they are never, ever with a woman.

    I'm not talking complete uggo fatty chicks with greasy hair and cankles. But damn, some of the people on this forum are fucking picky little bitches. Unless they're Adonis himself, maybe they should reevaluate their idea of attractive.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Peoples idea of attractiveness gets skewed by watching too much porn and looking at airbrushed GIS results

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    lies
    bullshit, I did a GIS for her and was like "WOAH, child porn" and closed my window.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    itt Callius can't recognize 20 year olds from little kids

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    ITT Weaver likes pedo looking women. Mainly because he's a child fucker and other extremely callous remarks...

    ITT Weaver and Callius totally shave their pubes and make out.



    ... Do you guys think that a pedophile has to shave their pubes so they can cum when they jerk off?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I'm just saying she doesn't seem that photogenic to me, is all. Like there is something missing whenever a photo is snapped.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    D:D:D:

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I really should trim a little bit

    it's like a scottish beard down there

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Like, does a pedophile look down at their junk when spanking it and go all "Shit, I just lost it..."

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Peoples idea of attractiveness gets skewed by watching too much porn and looking at airbrushed GIS results

    I agree. I think that's why Scarlett is hot. She's got huge bewbz, but they are natural, so it's very cool. She's like the hot chick next door instead of some plastic surgery nightmare out of Hollywood.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    02.jpeg

    minus the smoke

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    lies
    bullshit, I did a GIS for her and was like "WOAH, child porn" and closed my window.

    Any SFW pics?

    I'm curious to just how far down the pedo path Weaver has walked.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    goddamnit I haven't walked down any path

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Hunter wrote: »
    Any SFW pics?

    I'm curious to just how far down the pedo path Weaver has walked.
    Not to my knowledge. I did a GIS at work and was like "huh, 11 year old suicide girl with mosquito bites..."

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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    goddamnit I haven't walked down any path

    Only because of a fear of rejection.


    By a 12 year old.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    19-29 is my ideal age range

    and I like fit, athletic body types

    What?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver, it's okay... we understand that you have needs.

    Sometimes you just have to date a girl that still thinks slap bracelets are a cool idea.

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  • WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius you're missing the point in that we need hot hot Scarlett on Kiera action.

    Also took me a minute to remember what slap braceletes were.

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver, it's okay... we understand that you have needs.

    Sometimes you just have to date a girl that still thinks slap bracelets are a cool idea.

    I am so tempted to sig this.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Callius you're missing the point in that we need hot hot Scarlett on Kiera action.

    Also took me a minute to remember what slap braceletes were.
    Kiera and Scarlett porn would make me a happy duck indeed.

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  • Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Callius wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Callius you're missing the point in that we need hot hot Scarlett on Kiera action.

    Also took me a minute to remember what slap braceletes were.
    Kiera and Scarlett porn would make me a happy duck indeed.

    Can we get Kiera a pizza or a burger first?

    I'm afraid Scarlett's muguppies would crush her.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    slurp slurp slurp

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Arsenic7 wrote: »
    arod_77 wrote: »
    She lost her mother before her second birthday, and as a teenager was brutally gang raped.

    Jesus, that's awful :(

    ...uhh...I mean...here's hoping Scarlett gets to reenact this!

    i was going to post this

    kiss me

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Scarlett Johanson was hottest in her role in teh movie North.

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    My balls smell really bad today.

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  • AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Whereas my balls smell fantastic.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    I think the hottest Scarlette Johansson has looked was in Lost in Translation.

    I remember watching the last half with my parents one night a few years back and she had a cute round belly and my mother goes "is she pregnant?"

    "No, mom." I reply. "She's glorious."

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited April 2007
    Fuck the pain away

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