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Witness the [Movie] Thread! It lives! It dies! It lives again!

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    so they were showing the Blues Brothers at the revival cinema near my house, which I'd never seen

    turns out the Blues Brothers is a pretty incredible movie

    Ehhhhhhhh

    What's wrong with it? It's mega 80s but last time I watched it, it's still a super fun movie

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  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Darmak wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    so they were showing the Blues Brothers at the revival cinema near my house, which I'd never seen

    turns out the Blues Brothers is a pretty incredible movie

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular
    Aistan wrote: »
    I really like the sword fight scene in Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is just completely outmatched and only wins because the guy is a pompous ass who won't stop toying with him.

    E: full scene with all the stupid Owen Wilson interludes cut out, because the movie is kind of garbage except for this one part. Doesn't have the end, unfortunately, but it's worth not having to sit through Owen Wilson's "jokes".


    I loved that character. And the fact that he continues the theme from all of Jackie's movies that Jackie gets outclassed by the main villain and has to cheat to win. And he was even named Rathbone, to bring up the old fencing movies from even earlier in the thread.
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    Just imagine if Jurassic Park had a strong female protagonist like Meredith Vickers (Charlize Theron) from Prometheus in it.

    Can we get Minnie Driver to play Anne from Trespasser in the next movie?

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  • GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    It Follows is certainly good and warrants another watch, but I was not as frightened by it as I thought I'd be. Of the big word-of-mouth horror films that came out last year, The Babadook had me on edge far more.

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  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    i thought it follows was awful tbh

    like it was super nicely shot but that was the only thing it had going for it? i spent the whole movie being like, this is a dumb plan, you are dumb please stop
    like their ultimate plan to beat the monster is to lure it into an abandoned swimming pool and throw hairdryers at it? and it cleverly foils the plan by seeing that there are hairdryers around the pool and not getting in. so they... shoot it

    you can tell the whole thing was set up just because the director wanted to film in an abandoned swimming pool

    the characters are constantly making decisions like that. "this creepy location would provide a cool visual for anyone who happened to be making a movie of us! we should... go there"

    edit: i guess it's like hannibal

    the plot of hannibal makes no sense and never fucking has but that's not the point of hannibal. the cinematography and sound are the point of hannibal. and, i mean, i love hannibal

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  • ShenShen Registered User regular
    Maaaaaan, Inside Out isn't released here until July 24th. What is that weak shit?

    Like, Disney own both Pixar and Marvel, why do the animated features get shafted? Didn't see Wreck it Ralph til this year cos of missing the buzz.

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  • pablo_pricepablo_price Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    What year is is It Follows set in? Because I was watching it, and it feels like a period piece, and then a character whips out a cellphone.

    yes, exactly

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  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    Reynolds wrote: »
    Aistan wrote: »
    I really like the sword fight scene in Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is just completely outmatched and only wins because the guy is a pompous ass who won't stop toying with him.

    E: full scene with all the stupid Owen Wilson interludes cut out, because the movie is kind of garbage except for this one part. Doesn't have the end, unfortunately, but it's worth not having to sit through Owen Wilson's "jokes".


    I loved that character. And the fact that he continues the theme from all of Jackie's movies that Jackie gets outclassed by the main villain and has to cheat to win. And he was even named Rathbone, to bring up the old fencing movies from even earlier in the thread.

    Also that's Littlefinger.

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    Houk wrote: »
    Darmak wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    so they were showing the Blues Brothers at the revival cinema near my house, which I'd never seen

    turns out the Blues Brothers is a pretty incredible movie

    Ehhhhhhhh

    What's wrong with it? It's mega 80s but last time I watched it, it's still a super fun movie

    I dunno, I just didn't like it.

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    Are you beyond drinking and/or masturbating?

    There is always a staple tv on like Taken seems to have joined that group

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  • NotoriusBENNotoriusBEN Registered User regular
    I've watched Mad Max today and it is so fucking good.
    Yes, I will put it up in the Pantheon with Die Hard, Terminator 2, Robocop (1987) and DREDD (2012)

    I also saw Inside Out. I would not recommend bringing 2-5 year olds... it gets pretty heavy at times.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I watched the robocop remake

    that was intensely disappointing

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    Are you beyond drinking and/or masturbating?

    There is always a staple tv on like Taken seems to have joined that group

    I don't drink.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    Are you beyond drinking and/or masturbating?

    There is always a staple tv on like Taken seems to have joined that group

    I don't drink.

    The man said 'and/or masturbating' so don't act like you didn't see it.

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  • SilverWindSilverWind Registered User regular
    I've watched Mad Max today and it is so fucking good.
    Yes, I will put it up in the Pantheon with Die Hard, Terminator 2, Robocop (1987) and DREDD (2012)

    I also saw Inside Out. I would not recommend bringing 2-5 year olds... it gets pretty heavy at times.

    @Wyborn and I caught a matinee of Inside Out, with a theatre full of amazingly well behaved kids

    About a dozen of them started crying in unison during a key part

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  • kaceypkaceyp we stayed bright as lightning we sang loud as thunderRegistered User regular
    I think I'll probably go see Terminator. It might be terrible, but I've never seen a Terminator movie in theaters and to be honest I'm kind of interested to see the different versions of the T-800.

  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    SilverWind wrote: »
    I've watched Mad Max today and it is so fucking good.
    Yes, I will put it up in the Pantheon with Die Hard, Terminator 2, Robocop (1987) and DREDD (2012)

    I also saw Inside Out. I would not recommend bringing 2-5 year olds... it gets pretty heavy at times.

    Wyborn and I caught a matinee of Inside Out, with a theatre full of amazingly well behaved kids

    About a dozen of them started crying in unison during a key part

    You could hear their hearts breaking, all at once

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  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    Are you beyond drinking and/or masturbating?

    There is always a staple tv on like Taken seems to have joined that group

    I don't drink.

    The man said 'and/or masturbating' so don't act like you didn't see it.

    I couldn't think of a response that wasn't really gross.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    Are you beyond drinking and/or masturbating?

    There is always a staple tv on like Taken seems to have joined that group

    I don't drink.

    The man said 'and/or masturbating' so don't act like you didn't see it.

    I couldn't think of a response that wasn't really gross.

    Should've said you don't masturbate and knocked 'em for a loop.

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular
    TrippyJing wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Brainleech wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wirehead26 wrote: »
    Screw it I'll check out Terminator Genysis or whatever it's called.

    noooooo don't give it moneyyyyy

    Look I'm stuck in an extremely boring area of Texas till Labor Day, I need something to do.

    Are you beyond drinking and/or masturbating?

    There is always a staple tv on like Taken seems to have joined that group

    I don't drink.

    The man said 'and/or masturbating' so don't act like you didn't see it.

    I couldn't think of a response that wasn't really gross.

    Should've said you don't masturbate and knocked 'em for a loop.

    But anyone that follows the wrestling thread would know that isn't true.

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Mad Max behind the scenes footage:

  • KwoaruKwoaru Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I watched the robocop remake

    that was intensely disappointing

    he's a torso on a stick!

    and also this hand floating weirdly off to the side for no reason

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  • KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    The Terminator Genisys reboot seems kind of pointless since the rights to the franchise will revert back to Cameron in 3 or 4 years.

  • AistanAistan Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    I watched the robocop remake

    that was intensely disappointing

    he's a torso on a stick!

    and also this hand floating weirdly off to the side for no reason

    The reason is PR. "A human hand on the trigger", and all that.

    I really liked the Robocop remake. A lot more than I though I would.

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    if robocop remake's title just had one extra letter, it'd've been a perfectly acceptable movie

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular
    Brobocop?

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Robocop remake is a bad movie with a couple undeveloped acorns of good ideas

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I watched the robocop remake

    that was intensely disappointing

    It's a perfectly serviceable action movie.

    But nothing more.

    I mostly enjoyed it, but the ending was really not the climax it was trying to be.

    Sam Jackson's scenes were a nice touch.

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  • KingofMadCowsKingofMadCows Registered User regular
    if robocop remake's title just had one extra letter, it'd've been a perfectly acceptable movie

    Irobocop?

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    erap?

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  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I thought that the Remake was surprisingly good, myself

    Not that good

    but I was surprised that it was as good as it was

  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    The new robocop just felt like a big ol nothing movie.

    Other than that he was a robocop the only thing it had in common with the first movie was the Samuel L Jackson scenes.

    And half the movie robocop jumps around like a lightly armoured dude and then other times he wanders through like he is a big ol tank.

    It just had no consistency within it.

    Also it didn't really make fun of society like the first one.

    It was super disappointing.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    I saw it on Amazon prime for free
    He was a whiny emo for most of the human movie

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Shen wrote: »
    Maaaaaan, Inside Out isn't released here until July 24th. What is that weak shit?

    Like, Disney own both Pixar and Marvel, why do the animated features get shafted? Didn't see Wreck it Ralph til this year cos of missing the buzz.

    Ain't just Disney. We had to wait six months for John Wick.

    Worth the wait though!

  • BrainleechBrainleech Registered User regular
    Just for the song alone

  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2015
    Aistan wrote: »
    I really like the sword fight scene in Shanghai Knights. Jackie Chan is just completely outmatched and only wins because the guy is a pompous ass who won't stop toying with him.

    E: full scene with all the stupid Owen Wilson interludes cut out, because the movie is kind of garbage except for this one part. Doesn't have the end, unfortunately, but it's worth not having to sit through Owen Wilson's "jokes".

    Owen Wilson had one great line which almost made me forgive the explosion of stupid that made up the rest of the movie. But that was it.

    edit: flipping draft saves

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    I actually really enjoy Shanghai Knights

    Like, unironically

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  • tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I like Shanghai Noon, but I thought too much of Knights was cringingly stupid. It had some moments though.

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