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[Phalla] Phallafly - The End, Village - and half the Mafia - Victory

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  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Yes, you ask for a vote on our ship, after you catchup to it.

    Color me surprised if you try to board our now weakened ship.

  • shalmeloshalmelo sees no evil Registered User regular
    @kime i hate yoooooooooouuuu
    <3

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yes, you ask for a vote on our ship, after you catchup to it.

    Color me surprised if you try to board our now weakened ship.

    You still have 5 heroic crew members. You'd have to lose 3 more till I'd have a chance at winning a showdown.

    The side game is fun. But I'm not gonna let phalla decisions be decided by it.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler Registered User regular
    Night 5

    sorry no fancy narration, too tired. there was drama. a hell of a fight. there'll be poems and songs, just you wait.

    shalmelo - Emma, Reaver, Voted out
    Trust - Dalin, Spacer, Shot
    Matev - Malcolm Reynolds, Spacer, Brought in for questioning
    DeamonIzual - Jayne Cobb, Spacer, Brought in for questioning

    Looking for replacement.

  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    State of the 'verse, Day 6

    Bounties

    --- CORTEX BULLETIN ---

    Please be on the lookout for the following individuals! The Union of Allied Planets has determined that these criminals are the worst of the bunch, and are offering a SUBSTANTIAL reward for their capture. See something? Say something! It's not only your duty as a citizen, it's also the law!
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    Most Wanted: Zoë, known as the Dust Devil, for the crimes of Terrorism and Sedition. Armed and Dangerous.
    Last Seen: Silverhold
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend Zoë, Lose and she Incapacitates two of the attacking crew.
    Immoral
    Drop off: Londinium, White Sun
    Payout: $3600

    Wanted: Crow, for the crimes of Felony Murder, Premeditated Murder, Involuntary Murder, Aggravated Murder. Armed and Dangerous.
    Last Seen: Regina
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend Crow, Lose and he Incapacitates two of the attacking crew.
    Drop off: Osiris, White Sun
    Payout: $3500

    Wanted: The Fixer, real name unknown, for the crimes of Counterfeiting, Forgery, and Falsifying Ident Cards.
    Last Seen: Persephone
    Needs: Boarding Test (if on a ship)
    Showdown: Win and apprehend The Fixer, Lose and he Incapacitates one of the attacking crew.
    Drop off: Ariel, White Sun
    Payout: $3000


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    Osiris Shipworks
    Item: Enhanced Graviton Accelerator
    Type: Drive Core
    Range 6
    1 Fuel to move up to 6 regions.
    May move 2 regions for no Fuel.
    Ignore all Breakdowns.
    $2400

    Item: Fully Equipped Medical Bay
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    May make one additional Medic! check per Day.
    $600

    Item: Alliance Sonic Rifle
    Type: Gear
    Rivals using Fight in Showdowns must follow Kosherized (no weapons) rules.
    $800

    Item: Hyper-Efficient Radion Accelerator Mark III
    Type: Drive Core
    Range 4
    No Fuel required
    $800

    Item: Alliance Body Armor
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. If Crew carrying Armor is Incapacitated, roll: 1-3: Incapacitated; 4-6: Not Incapacitated.
    $400

    Persephone
    Item: Explosive Charge
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Explosives, or
    Discard to add +Fight to Fight Skill Test.
    $400

    Item: 4WD Mule
    Type: Gear
    Transport. After completing a Crime Job, Load 1 Cargo.
    $1000

    Item: Cryo Stasis Unit
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    Rivals may not Jump your Bounties. 1 Crew aboard ship may ignore Alliance Wanted Crew roles.
    $600

    Item: “Bona Fide” Credentials
    Type: Gear
    +Negotiate. Fake ID.
    $1000

    Item: Cortex Uplink
    Type: Gear
    Tech, Negotiate
    $1200

    Item: A Very Fine Hat
    Type: Gear
    +Negotiate. Fancy Duds. When Dealing with Contacts, you may take up to 4 Jobs.
    $1000

    Silverhold
    Item: GJ Flashkill Pod Grenades
    Type: Gear
    +Fight, +Fight. Explosives.
    $1000

    Item: Fast Horses
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Transport.
    $200

    Crew: Doralee
    Profession: Medic, Hill Folk
    Special: Angry Mob - +Fight when you have at least 3 Hill Folk in Crew
    $100

    Crew: Federal Marshal
    Profession: Lawman
    Skills: Fight
    Special: +Fight in Showdowns. Bounty Bonus: +$300.
    $0

    Crew: Meadows
    Profession: none
    Special: Hero Worship - Any time a Crew is Incapacitated, captured by Bounty Hunters, or seized by the Alliance, you may Kill Meadows instead.
    $0

    Item: Explosive Charge
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Explosives, or Discard to add Fight to a Fight Skill Test.
    $400

    Item: Burgess' Hovering Bad-Ass Space Jeep
    Type: Gear
    +Fight, +Fight. Transport. Firearm.
    $1600

    Space Bazaar
    Item: Shiny Neck Tie
    Type: Gear
    +Negotiate. Fancy Duds.
    $800

    Item: Cry Baby
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    When in a Sector with an Alliance Cruiser, discard to ignore Alliance Cruiser's effects and move the Cruiser 1 Sector within Alliance Space.
    $400

    Item: EVA Suit
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    +Tech for Boarding Tests. +1 Cargo from Salvage Ops. 1 Crew aboard ship may ignore Alliance Wanted Crew rolls.
    $600

    Item: Explosive Charge
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Explosives, or Discard to add Fight to a Fight Skill Test.
    $400

    Item: Breaching Tool
    Type: Gear
    +Tech. Explosives. +1 Contraband from Salvage Ops.
    $1200

    Regina
    Item: Mud Dog ATV
    Type: Gear
    Transport. After completing a Smuggling Job, Load 1 Contraband.
    $1000

    Item: Fast Horses
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Transport.
    $200

    Item: Sky Hook
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    Requires Pilot to use. Counts as Transport. After completing a Crime Job, Load 1 Contraband.
    $600

    Item: Crow's Knife
    Type: Gear
    Discard to add +Fight, +Fight to a Fight Skill Test.
    $200

    Item: Mag-Grappler Launchers
    Type: Ship Upgrade
    +Tech, +Tech, +Tech to Boarding Tests. After all Salvage Ops, roll Tech Skill Test. 8+ Take 1 Ship Upgrade from any discard pile.
    $800

    Item: Pistol
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Firearm.
    $400

    Item: Fast Horses
    Type: Gear
    Discard to count as Transport.
    $200

    Item: Nandi's Gun Collection
    Type: Gear
    +Fight. Fancy Duds. Fireamr. Reroll any Negotiate Skill Test results of 1.
    $1200


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    Badger
    Contact: Badger
    Name: Withdraw From the 1st Bank & Trust
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: none
    Crime: Misbehave x2 on St. Albans, Red Sun. Crack the Safe to Get Paid.
    Crack the Safe: Difficulty 6 Tech Skill Test. 1-5, Warrant Issued. 6+, Get Paid. - OR - use Explosives to Get Paid half.
    Payout: $4000
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contact: Harken
    Name: Settlers to Regina
    Type: Legal
    Needs: None
    Transport: Load 2 Passengers and 1 Cargo on Liann Jiun (White Sun). Deliver 2 Passengers and 1 Cargo to Regina (Georgia) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $900

    Harken

    Patience
    Contact: Patience
    Name: Hard Rustlin’
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to 5 of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.

    Contact: Patience
    Name: The Beef Must Flow!
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fight, Fight.
    Smuggling: Load 2 Contraband on Athens (Georgia). Misbehave on Silverhold (Heinlein) and Deliver 2 Contraband to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2400

    Contact: Patience
    Name: The Beef Must Flow!
    Type: Illegal
    Needs: Fight, Fight.
    Smuggling: Load 2 Contraband on Ithaca (Georgia). Misbehave on Londinium (White Sun) and Deliver 2 Contraband to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2200
    Bonus: Companion (+$500)

    Contract: Patience
    Name: Dung Run!
    Type: Legal
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Shipping: Load 2 Cargo on Newhope (Georgia). Deliver 2 Cargo to Harvest (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $1500

    Contact: Patience
    Name: Swipe Settler Rations
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight
    Crime: Misbehave (x2) on St. Albans (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $2800
    Bonus: Grifter (+$500)

    Niska
    Contact: Niska
    Name: Protection Racket: Shake Down Greenleaf
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Fight, Fight, Negotiate
    Crime: Misbehave (x3) on Greenleaf (Red Sun) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Soldier (+$300)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: A Message from Niska
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to ALL of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.

    Contact: Niska
    Name: Hit the Relief Supplies Convoy
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: Tech, Tech
    Crime: Misbehave (x3) on Aesir (Himinbjorg) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Medic (+$400)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: Slave Grab
    Type: Illegal, Immoral
    Needs: none
    Transport: Misbehave (x2) on Newhope (Georgia) to Load 3 Fugitives. Deliver 3 Fugitives to Motherlode (Red Sun). Negotiate Skill Test (1-5, -$1000; 6-7, $0; 8+, +$1000) to Get Paid.
    Payout: $3500
    Bonus: Medic (+$400)

    Contact: Niska
    Name: A Message from Niska
    Type: Illegal, Piracy
    Needs: Boarding Test
    Piracy: Showdown. Win to Steal up to ALL of Defender’s Goods. Lose and Incapacitate a Crew member and gain a Warrant.
    Payout: $200 per Goods Stolen.


    Latest Gossip

    Juicy details of the comings and goings of your favorite Captains!

    The Starwhal worked a Job
    The SS Tortuga worked a Job
    The HMS Small Frigate worked a Job
    The Chip-Chap worked a Job
    The Mafia loaded passengers
    The WINGARDIUM FURIOUSA worked a Job

    The Starwhal -Athens, Georgia
    The WINGARDIUM FURIOUSA - Athens, Georgia
    The Chip-Chap - Kerry, Georgia
    The Mafia - Ariel, White Sun
    The Sisyphus - Bernadette, White Sun
    The Backdoor Bitch - Liann Jiun, White Sun
    The Slave of Vigilance - Osiris, White Sun
    The SS Derelict - Osiris, White Sun
    The SS Tortuga - Brisingamen, Himinbjorg
    The HMS Small Frigate - Jiangyin, Red Sun

    The Backdoor Bitch has been abandoned!
    The Sisyphus has been abandoned!
    The SS Derelict has been abandoned!


    REAVERS!

    The Reaver Cutter has been spotted near Regina, Georgia! Any captain brave enough to approach the sector should be prepared to fight off the ravenous hordes.


    Alliance Checkpoint

    The Alliance Cruiser Valorous has been stopping all traffic coming or going from Liann Jiun, White Sun. Keep your ident cards and registration paperwork up to date if you need to fly through the Core systems.



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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Ahahahaha

    Shalmelo actually was a reaver. Hilarious.

    Erin The RedAuralynx
  • EgosEgos Registered User regular
    reserve up

    jdarksunAuralynx
  • jdarksunjdarksun Struggler Registered User regular
    Egos wrote: »
    reserve up
    Thanks Egos. Egos will be replacing Bedlam.

    I apologize, there's still a couple PMs I have to send out. I'll get to them in the morning.

  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Ahahahaha

    Shalmelo actually was a reaver. Hilarious.

    remember that time you were all like "we should vote out the crew of the Starwhal, even their villagers are as good as mafia, their votes are useless now"

    and then when you tried to turn the vote off Shalmelo we held it there

    and then Shalmelo was a reaver

    good times

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    JusticeforPlutoAuralynx
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    OooooOOoooooOOOooooo

    I'm spittin mad that I can't find videos of what I want for my death! Oh well, have a .gif

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    PS: Watch Firefly on Netflix, it's great

    OOOoooooooOOOOOOooooOOOOOO

    Matev on
    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
    38thDoeVirgil_Leads_YouErin The RedjdarksunkimeBuddha73
  • DeamonIzualDeamonIzual Registered User regular
    OoooOOOoOOOoooOoo



    Now where did I leave my hat?

    OOoooooOOOOoooooOO

    Erin The Redjdarksunkime38thDoe
  • Erin The RedErin The Red The Name's Erin! Woman, Podcaster, Dungeon Master, IT nerd, Parent, Trans. AMA Baton Rouge, LARegistered User regular
    Taking these

    Contact: Patience
    Name: The Beef Must Flow!

    Contact: Patience
    Name: Swipe Settler Rations

  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Very, very odd that Obi wanted to shift the vote off a reaver....

  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Let's make this theory explicit:

    Assuran, what are your feelings on insane space cannibals?

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  • GarickGarick Registered User regular
    That is a bit odd... and with the clarification denied on the conversion ability from the reavers makes me wonder if he isn't worth re-seering. That said, it seems a kinda low possibility. Ardor again for the meta reasons.





  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Also amazing that still no one has died from bedlam's ship.

    Especially since I have evidence that
    Wash wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Ahahahaha

    Shalmelo actually was a reaver. Hilarious.

    remember that time you were all like "we should vote out the crew of the Starwhal, even their villagers are as good as mafia, their votes are useless now"

    and then when you tried to turn the vote off Shalmelo we held it there

    and then Shalmelo was a reaver

    good times

    Shalmelo being a reaver doesn't make you guys any less harmful to the village. Also, if you go back, I'm the one who first suggested we vote out Shal like 3 days ago.

    You are all still planning to retire and take a chunk of villagers + special with you. You are essentially giving the mafia free kills and letting a special abandon the game.

    That's real bad IMO and its hardly suspicious that I want to vote out someone on your ship.

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    Actually no. The villagers on the ship aren't planning to retire.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Actually no. The villagers on the ship aren't planning to retire.

    This is a blantant lie because Aura just told me that the plan is for everyone to retire.

    Try again?

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Yes, ZH, I know you are mafia and you are retiring today.

    Zombie Hero
  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Aura is confused

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  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Or we're just on mixed pages.

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  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Weird double post

    Gizzy on
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  • AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Gizzy wrote: »
    Aura is confused

    Apparently this.

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  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    Yes, ZH, I know you are mafia and you are retiring today.

    So then you know that a mafia is about to be removed from the game, thanks entirely to the Starwhal.

    I think you are overestimating what kind of collusion we had at the beginning. There really wasn't much. I did what i could to keep my crew alive and luck with the reaver and vig kills obliged me.

    After a few days, I realized that we had enough money to retire one of our crew. I revealed my alliance-ness to the captain and we agreed it would be mutual beneficial if i could retire. I would win the game, and it would put the crew a little closer to winning the game. The loser here would be the mafia, a little bit, since i would be abandoning their cause. Kinda crappy of me, but I tried to be sporting with it. I used none of their resources to reach retirement.

    Setting up a ship that is amenable to mafia members looking to be bribed, with the resources and ability to do so, is a net win for the village, and the individuals within the mafia. The reavers are the total losers here, because i suspect they cannot be bribed.

    This game sort of sets up mixed allegiances and i tried to be even handed, and above the table with everything. I'm pretty sad that not killing my crew resulted in this firestorm. Maybe after the game, since jdark saw everything i did, he would be able to advise me on how to not set space on fire.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    That's nice and all but completely contrary to what I was being told by everyone on your ship yesterday. The info I got was that everyone on that ship was retiring.

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    That's nice and all but completely contrary to what I was being told by everyone on your ship yesterday. The info I got was that everyone on that ship was retiring.

    Ah, so this is all just a misunderstanding.

    Hug it out, everyone.

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  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    Everyone retire by just completing jobs is literally impossible. I must be the only accountant on my ship :p

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  • GizzyGizzy i am a cat PhoenixRegistered User regular
    If whoever wanted to retire yesterday actually did - that'd be goodbye fuel money and skills to complete jobs.

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  • AssuranAssuran Is swinging on the Spiral Registered User regular
    Well, this explains why I only ever got paid one day by Shalmelo.

  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    ObiFett wrote: »
    That's nice and all but completely contrary to what I was being told by everyone on your ship yesterday. The info I got was that everyone on that ship was retiring.

    We've never spoken. I've never stated an intention to retire to the others in my crew.

    You can keep saying these things but that don't make 'em correct.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Wash wrote: »
    ObiFett wrote: »
    That's nice and all but completely contrary to what I was being told by everyone on your ship yesterday. The info I got was that everyone on that ship was retiring.

    We've never spoken. I've never stated an intention to retire to the others in my crew.

    You can keep saying these things but that don't make 'em correct.

    you're right

    not everyone

    just the majority

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Can players retire mid-day?

    Which comes first in OoO, retiring or the vote?

  • JusticeforPlutoJusticeforPluto Registered User regular
    Considering that I didn't say that either, Idk how you got majority form all this.

    There is confusion from all this. The Starwhal crew wanted to ensure that we all made it to the end. We can't all retire, there's not enogh money. So instead, we're letting our mafia friend retire. The rest of the crew is going stay in the game and help the village.

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Considering that I didn't say that either, Idk how you got majority form all this.

    There is confusion from all this. The Starwhal crew wanted to ensure that we all made it to the end. We can't all retire, there's not enogh money. So instead, we're letting our mafia friend retire. The rest of the crew is going stay in the game and help the village.

    But how do we know that no one else on that ship isn't mafia? You are basically asking for none of you to be voted out or targeted by the vig on the hope that the rest of you aren't mafia or reavers.

    Even worse, none of you are even willing to look at the possibility of voting for anyone on that ship meaning we won't find out if any of you are mafia.

  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    I want to retire...

    Why are we not voting for ZH if we know he is mafia...?

  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    Lets try this then

    Hey Alliance Informants.

    We've got enough money for you to retire. You don't have to all come at once if you don't trust me. I know I wouldn't. Just test it out with one or two. We'll get you retired tonight and then can continue that pattern until we've all won the game.

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    I want to retire...

    Why are we not voting for ZH if we know he is mafia...?

    I am leaving the game anyways. It would be a waste of resources to use the vote on me.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    REG Rysk wrote: »
    I want to retire...

    Why are we not voting for ZH if we know he is mafia...?

    I am leaving the game anyways. It would be a waste of resources to use the vote on me.

    I was told you would be leaving the game last night or mid-day today.

    The jury is still out on if we should red vote you just to be sure.

  • Zombie HeroZombie Hero Registered User regular
    It will be mid-day today. Just waiting on the paperwork to clear.

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  • ObiFettObiFett Use the Force As You WishRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    That's right Geth

    You watch that post


    Not sure what cloning means but it scares me

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