Witcher is of course a little problematic because you're playing as a white hetero dude who fucks basically everyone in the world, but they've been getting less bad
I mean Witcher 1 you collect women like pokemon cards and by witcher 3 if you cheat on a love interest you end up foreveralone.jpg
also the games (since w2) haven't actually been linear at all which is great (it's not just when the player decides to move the action forward, it's where, and order matters)
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Just got done with my first Summer Day. Sunbathing and swimming at the lake. Some good female company. Watching Fury Road in the cinema.
Realization of the day. Women who can pull off short hair like Furiosa should totally go with it. Long well-done hair are nice to look at, but are obstructive in the sack, and feel like cobwebs. Fuck hair!
I mean, you can always wear a wig for big hair day, and then throw that shit in the hamper for matress tango.
Screw you my long hair is beautiful and sessy and good for strangling with
I mean Witcher 1 you collect women like pokemon cards
Tut tut. The cards in the first Witcher weren't anything more than notches on a bedpost. There wasn't anything to compel the player to 'gotta catch 'em all'.
i also wish these games would acknowledge more of your choices and those having an impact on your relationships rather than just numerical scores
Dragon Age Inquisition did a smart thing with making the scores hidden, at the very least
but it still allows you to do things that are outrageously against the character of the various romance options but still continue the romances with them provided your score with them is otherwise high enough
there's very few, if any, "dealbreaker" choices to make or even ones that create serious conflicts in your relationship that actually result in a confrontation specific to them being in a relationship with you
if you side with this or that faction and they don't approve, they'll gripe about it, but it's the same dialogue regardless of whether or not you're trying to be with them
I mean Witcher 1 you collect women like pokemon cards
Tut tut. The cards in the first Witcher weren't anything more than notches on a bedpost. There wasn't anything to compel the player to 'gotta catch 'em all'.
Huehuehue. The area I'm buying a flat in featured in the news. Someone got stabbed to death five minutes from it. I guess that's what they mean by 'up and coming'.
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What restaurants did you visit, chanus? Indian food? Italian?
lots of em
some thai, some ramen, some not-the-best halal, baked goods
so much food so little time
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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DAVENPORT, IA—Expounding upon the many ways in which they’ve positively impacted the country at large, a tanned and impeccably coiffed Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) reportedly informed supporters gathered at a campaign stop Thursday that corporations actually have a tremendous amount to offer the American people. “Businesses both large and small play a vital role in our society, creating good jobs and pumping billions back into the economy, and corporations are just the largest and most successful of these businesses—and certainly we shouldn’t punish success,” said the presidential hopeful, adjusting the alligator-skin band on his diamond-encrusted Bulgari watch as he elaborated on the ways in which publicly held companies in the financial, telecommunications, and oil and gas sectors have spurred growth and development in communities across the country. “And when you think about it, these companies aren’t just some faceless entities—they’re our neighbors, our family members, and our friends, all working together to make America the truly great nation it is.” At press time, Sanders could be seen smiling and waving from the stairs leading up to a brand-new Gulfstream personal jet before heading off to a private fundraiser at Sheldon Adelson’s estate.
I think ME1 gets judged pretty harshly from a modern perspective to when it came out. The media ran the usual video game BS train on it when the original ME came out. Contrast to today, where you have Far Cry 3 throwing in first-person sex scenes (and arguably, has the male player character get drugged and raped in the first person as well) and it's considered AAA passe.
If there's one thing I didn't really expect to be a takeaway from the Saints Row series, it's that doing just a model and VA swap for your main character can work surprisingly well I think. One of the most amazing things with SR3/4 is watching them have the character be exactly the same regardless of gender. It feels oddly refreshing and appropriate.
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I mean Witcher 1 you collect women like pokemon cards and by witcher 3 if you cheat on a love interest you end up foreveralone.jpg
also the games (since w2) haven't actually been linear at all which is great (it's not just when the player decides to move the action forward, it's where, and order matters)
Screw you my long hair is beautiful and sessy and good for strangling with
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Tut tut. The cards in the first Witcher weren't anything more than notches on a bedpost. There wasn't anything to compel the player to 'gotta catch 'em all'.
Dragon Age Inquisition did a smart thing with making the scores hidden, at the very least
but it still allows you to do things that are outrageously against the character of the various romance options but still continue the romances with them provided your score with them is otherwise high enough
there's very few, if any, "dealbreaker" choices to make or even ones that create serious conflicts in your relationship that actually result in a confrontation specific to them being in a relationship with you
if you side with this or that faction and they don't approve, they'll gripe about it, but it's the same dialogue regardless of whether or not you're trying to be with them
Nerds+collectable cards=collect them all.
yes
'child bags'
Very Bioware-esque. Find someone you like, pay attention to them, solve their sidequest, get a smooch.
omg so tired
*falls down*
just like real life
Rather than being funny, this just reminded me how stupid this movie really was.
yeah i didn't do a good job with the planning to be there for enough time to do things thing
guess i'll just have to go back
be quiet chat grandpa's sleeping
lots of em
some thai, some ramen, some not-the-best halal, baked goods
so much food so little time
If there's one thing I didn't really expect to be a takeaway from the Saints Row series, it's that doing just a model and VA swap for your main character can work surprisingly well I think. One of the most amazing things with SR3/4 is watching them have the character be exactly the same regardless of gender. It feels oddly refreshing and appropriate.
I am best.
eh he probably deserves it
abolish the bowl of strawberries system.
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Chanus is a bad person.
ooh look at the freaks
these middle-aged divorcées like to date younger men
oooh soo weird omg can you believe it
it's probably the least interesting topic for a gawp at the freaks TLC show
which is a sad percentage of all TLC shows anymore
I fell asleep
I am awake again
I feel like one continuous bruise
life is one continuous bruise where you fall asleep and then are awake again
Check your post history.
hth god bless
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TLC is the Carny channel now.
I feel like porn is less dirty at this point.
"Watch family and friends undercut woman's favorite wedding dress and act shitty towards her!"
"Watch 600 lb. person bathe themselves naked on national television in exchange for some help with the surgical bills"
"Watch little people live ordinary lives. Aren't they precious!"
It's all hot garbage.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
(allegedly)