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The Great Big E3 Thread of Announcements, Leaks, Hype, and Doom!

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    l_g wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    I can see it now:

    "The Last Guardian is coming in 2016... Playstation Home exclusive! Because fuck you, that's why!"

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    My theory is still that Penny Arcade spoiled the ending and they've spent the last several years trying to figure out a way to end it where either the boy or the gryphon doesn't die :P

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    Production of The Last Guardian halted at Team ICO. In order to pump new life into the game Sony approaches a new development team to finish the title that fans have been waiting for. Introducing: The Last Guardian...

    REVENGENCE
    *thump * *thump* *thump* RULES OF NATURE!

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    Fig-DFig-D Tustin, CA, USRegistered User regular
    Actually, wait, I'd buy that super hard. The griffon-based character action game I never knew I wanted.

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    AxenAxen My avatar is Excalibur. Yes, the sword.Registered User regular
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    My theory is still that Penny Arcade spoiled the ending and they've spent the last several years trying to figure out a way to end it where either the boy or the gryphon doesn't die :P

    Dev 1: "Wait, wait, wait. What if we, uh, wait, no."
    Dev 2: "OH! OH. . . no nevermind."
    Dev 3: "THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! AAAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHA!"

    I imagine it's like in SciFi when they give a rogue AI a paradox to shut it down.

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    edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    The Last Guardian is now a top down 2D pixel-art demake.

    We make fun, but a lot more people seem confident about it this year, so who knows?

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    edzepp wrote: »
    The Last Guardian is now a top down 2D pixel-art demake.

    We make fun, but a lot more people seem confident about it this year, so who knows?

    that's the secret. a lot of people seem confident about it every year. nobody remembers the 8 times you were wrong if you happen to be right once.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Axen wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    My theory is still that Penny Arcade spoiled the ending and they've spent the last several years trying to figure out a way to end it where either the boy or the gryphon doesn't die :P

    Dev 1: "Wait, wait, wait. What if we, uh, wait, no."
    Dev 2: "OH! OH. . . no nevermind."
    Dev 3: "THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! AAAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHA!"

    I imagine it's like in SciFi when they give a rogue AI a paradox to shut it down.

    Gryphon is going to die, boy chooses to die with it because friendship.

    Boom. Print it. Easy money.
    If you 100% the game you get the good ending where they live.

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    Knight_Knight_ Dead Dead Dead Registered User regular
    Axen wrote: »
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    My theory is still that Penny Arcade spoiled the ending and they've spent the last several years trying to figure out a way to end it where either the boy or the gryphon doesn't die :P

    Dev 1: "Wait, wait, wait. What if we, uh, wait, no."
    Dev 2: "OH! OH. . . no nevermind."
    Dev 3: "THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! AAAGHAGHAGHAGHAGHA!"

    I imagine it's like in SciFi when they give a rogue AI a paradox to shut it down.

    Gryphon is going to die, boy chooses to die with it because friendship.

    Boom. Print it. Easy money.
    If you 100% the game you get the good ending where they live.

    just looks like they die, theres a post credit stinger with a slow pan up a pile of rocks and just before it smash cuts to black, a hand sticks through it.

    then title card.

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    edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    Knight_ wrote: »
    edzepp wrote: »
    The Last Guardian is now a top down 2D pixel-art demake.

    We make fun, but a lot more people seem confident about it this year, so who knows?

    that's the secret. a lot of people seem confident about it every year. nobody remembers the 8 times you were wrong if you happen to be right once.

    Even The Guardian (ha) newspaper seemed pretty sure.

    Heh, that would be a headline: "The Guardian was right about The Last Guardian!"

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    Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    You know what would be amazing? The Last Guardian getting a release date for this year. Not gonna happen but holy shit if it did.

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    Undead ScottsmanUndead Scottsman Registered User regular
    Big Classy wrote: »
    You know what would be amazing? The Last Guardian getting a release date for this year. Not gonna happen but holy shit if it did.

    Oh yeah, an announcement like that would be amazing to watch live.

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    edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    Hey, at least those people who cheer inappropriately loudly at these conferences will have some legitimate reason to do so.

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    KoopahTroopahKoopahTroopah The koopas, the troopas. Philadelphia, PARegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I'd like more KH3 gameplay or news. Metroid gameplay or news. Confirmation that Nintendo's new console isn't a Wii U replacement already. And finally something else that I would want to play on my PS4 to save it from being "The Bloodborne Machine".

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    ButcherButcher Registered User regular
    Big Classy wrote: »
    You know what would be amazing? The Last Guardian getting a release date for this year. Not gonna happen but holy shit if it did.

    Oh yeah, an announcement like that would be amazing to watch live.

    Would probably equal the 2013 conference

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    ArtereisArtereis Registered User regular
    Last Guardian will be free to play, but the gryphon will be terminally ill and its life can only be prolonged via microtransactions.

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    Johnny ChopsockyJohnny Chopsocky Scootaloo! We have to cook! Grillin' HaysenburgersRegistered User regular
    Artereis wrote: »
    Last Guardian will be free to play, but the gryphon will be terminally ill and its life can only be prolonged via microtransactions.

    Select your gun.

    Now select your gryphon.

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    Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    edzepp wrote: »
    Knight_ wrote: »
    edzepp wrote: »
    The Last Guardian is now a top down 2D pixel-art demake.

    We make fun, but a lot more people seem confident about it this year, so who knows?

    that's the secret. a lot of people seem confident about it every year. nobody remembers the 8 times you were wrong if you happen to be right once.

    Even The Guardian (ha) newspaper seemed pretty sure.

    Heh, that would be a headline: "The Guardian was right about The Last Guardian!"

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    ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Oh hell yes they're doing another shadow warrior!

    http://au.ign.com/articles/2015/06/11/shadow-warrior-2-is-in-development

    The first one was great, definitely recommend for old school fps fans

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Last Guardian announced as a Wii U exclusive, complete with boy and gryphon amiibos.

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    edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    Last Guardian announced as a Wii U exclusive, complete with boy and gryphon amiibos.

    They will make exactly one of each.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Including the game!

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    Mr_GrinchMr_Grinch Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The Last Guardian will appear, and when it does I'll collect all the quotes from the doubters and photoshop them coming out of a butt.

    And given I started the OP for Team Ico's as then un-titled game in January of 2008 I think I'll have a lot to choose from.

    Of course I've been known to be wrong before. The last 4 years for example...

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    ViskodViskod Registered User regular
    Last Guardian announced as a Wii U exclusive, complete with crying heartbroken boy and dead gryphon amiibos.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    We really need to kick it old-school and start the dick-eating bets.

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    HallowedFaithHallowedFaith Call me Cloud. Registered User regular
    If they announce Mario Galaxy 3 with a 2015 release date, I will eat 10 dicks.

    I'm making video games. DesignBy.Cloud
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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    I'm mostly looking forward to what Microsoft have, because they're totally my bag baby, but also EA and Bethesda's conferences to see what they show of Mirror's Edge, Fallout, and probably a few things I've forgotten.
    Also, Oculus are kicking E3 things off early with their thing today, if anyone else is interested in that.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    If they announce Mario Galaxy 3 with a 2015 release date, I will eat 10 dicks.

    which
    10 dicks

    asking for a friend

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    Brainiac 8Brainiac 8 Don't call me Shirley... Registered User regular
    We really need to kick it old-school and start the dick-eating bets.

    lol, those are already all over the various forums.

    If Last Guardian shows up, I'll be surprised. But pre-E3 every friggin year, we get those 'it'll be shown this year!' rumor. Then everyone hoping and wishing for it has their dreams crushed and dashed all over again. :(

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    If they announce Mario Galaxy 3 with a 2015 release date, I will eat 10 dicks.

    which
    10 dicks

    asking for a friend

    Specifically 'Ten Dick' Steve.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    darleysam wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    If they announce Mario Galaxy 3 with a 2015 release date, I will eat 10 dicks.

    which
    10 dicks

    asking for a friend

    Specifically 'Ten Dick' Steve.

    oh that fucker

    that lucky lucky fucker

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    I will eat all of the dicks if Half Life 3 is announced

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Josh, you know better than to say such things without qualifiers... people have been banned from this forum for making promises they can't keep...

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    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    How do you know I won't eat all of the dicks

    Maybe I'm eating all of the dicks right now

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    Warlock82Warlock82 Never pet a burning dog Registered User regular
    How do you know I won't eat all of the dicks

    Maybe I'm eating all of the dicks right now

    I'm picturing this being said by that dog avatar :P

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    How do you know I won't eat all of the dicks

    Maybe I'm eating all of the dicks right now

    mine feels fine so no

    wait

    oh I guess he is never mind also ouch

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Warlock82 wrote: »
    How do you know I won't eat all of the dicks

    Maybe I'm eating all of the dicks right now

    I'm picturing this being said by that dog avatar :P

    that fat dog clearly ate all the dicks

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    darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    darleysam wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    If they announce Mario Galaxy 3 with a 2015 release date, I will eat 10 dicks.

    which
    10 dicks

    asking for a friend

    Specifically 'Ten Dick' Steve.

    oh that fucker

    that lucky lucky fucker

    Also known as 'The Dickathlon'.

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    How do you know I won't eat all of the dicks

    Maybe I'm eating all of the dicks right now

    Are you sure man? I know their burgers are fantastic but I mean even at my best I can only polish off five with shakes and fries.

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    edzeppedzepp Registered User regular
    Let's not sink to such depths.

    Let's go a little lower. Eat 10 sets of testicles.

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