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  • TehSlothTehSloth Hit Or Miss I Guess They Never Miss, HuhRegistered User regular
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    you have never met a sports fan

    I was at a watch party thing about a week ago and before the game the MC or whatever was reading the lord's prayer with a bunch of hockey references stuck in it.

    FC: 1993-7778-8872 PSN: TehSloth Xbox: SlothTeh
    twitch.tv/tehsloth
    AManFromEarthBeNarwhal
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    I literally yelled "You're my new god!" at a player at the baseball game today

    He had just hit a home run, I was pretty excited

    though to be fair you're a jays fan

    that donna happ'n much do it

    Lh96QHG.png
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    Well believing a Toronto team will be number one in anything is pretty delusional.

    Comin' for that AL East!

    #HypeTrainChooChoo

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Is there a law against cutting someone's hair without their consent

    What does their hair look like?

    It's a video of people driving around cutting off people's man buns

    No jury would convict.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/08/28/us/amish-sect-leaders-conviction-is-overturned-in-hair-cutting-attacks.html?_r=0

    hm.

    His name was Mr. Mullet....

    It's assault

    fuck gendered marketing
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    I literally yelled "You're my new god!" at a player at the baseball game today

    He had just hit a home run, I was pretty excited

    though to be fair you're a jays fan

    that donna happ'n much do it

    I was gonna @ you about dis win streak

    'Cause I'm getting my swagger back with this team

    Plus I was at today's game and it was p great

    Day game, and all the schools in the world had a field trip to the stadium

    Surprisingly loud children!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    AManFromEarth
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    hey gim, have you listened to this Single Mothers album?

    it is baller

    By Justin Townes Earle? I have not.

    Nah, they're a Canadian hardcore band which sound kinda like Code Orange/Converge with cleaner vocals

    I caught them live at a fest about two weeks ago without having heard them and they were visceral, the album lives up to that

    Ah, got it. I'll check 'em out, thanks!

    Also, I am quite taken by the description of Band Members on their Wikipedia entry:
    By 2013, Single Mothers had "been through no fewer than 16 members."

    I never thought to check their Wiki page. Them being on Secret Voice, Jeremy Bolm's label, makes a lot of sense.

  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    Well believing a Toronto team will be number one in anything is pretty delusional.

    Comin' for that AL East!

    #HypeTrainChooChoo

    I have no delusions that the Red Sox are going to win the division. Hell I'm not very hopeful they take the wild card. But that doesn't mean we're living in a bizarre enough universe that the Blue Jays are going to.

    BeNarwhalAManFromEarth
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    I literally yelled "You're my new god!" at a player at the baseball game today

    He had just hit a home run, I was pretty excited

    though to be fair you're a jays fan

    that donna happ'n much do it

    I was gonna @ you about dis win streak

    'Cause I'm getting my swagger back with this team

    Plus I was at today's game and it was p great

    Day game, and all the schools in the world had a field trip to the stadium

    Surprisingly loud children!

    Nice!

    Always love a day in the ballpark, even better when your team wins.

    As of now the Angels are kicking the shit out of the Rays.

    Though I guess it's tied so maybe they're kicking the shit out of each other.

    Lh96QHG.png
    BeNarwhal
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    The Tigers are bad

    AManFromEarthwazilla
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    heh

    as i typed that Longo hit a homerun.

    3-2

    get fucked, la

    Lh96QHG.png
    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    Well believing a Toronto team will be number one in anything is pretty delusional.

    Comin' for that AL East!

    #HypeTrainChooChoo

    I have no delusions that the Red Sox are going to win the division. Hell I'm not very hopeful they take the wild card. But that doesn't mean we're living in a bizarre enough universe that the Blue Jays are going to.

    Someone has to, and the first third of this season has surely shown us that no one is gonna take it too eagerly.

    Which means the Orioles will take it for some hugely upsetting reason.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • MortiousMortious The Nightmare Begins Move to New ZealandRegistered User regular
    The Tigers are bad

    Tiggers though, are wonderful things.

    Move to New Zealand
    It’s not a very important country most of the time
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
    BeNarwhalGimNo-Quarter
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    Lh96QHG.png
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    i ate a burger (veggie burger tho, sry sir check) for lunch

    and now my friends are going to a mexican place for dinner and margaritaaaas

    summer body-chan

    Q_Q

    kedinikGimspool32
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    Well believing a Toronto team will be number one in anything is pretty delusional.

    Comin' for that AL East!

    #HypeTrainChooChoo

    I have no delusions that the Red Sox are going to win the division. Hell I'm not very hopeful they take the wild card. But that doesn't mean we're living in a bizarre enough universe that the Blue Jays are going to.

    Someone has to, and the first third of this season has surely shown us that no one is gonna take it too eagerly.

    Which means the Orioles will take it for some hugely upsetting reason.

    I just had a horrifying thought. The AL Wild Card might not come out of the AL East year. Are teams from other divisions even allowed to win the AL Wild Card slot?

    AManFromEarthBeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    The Tigers are bad

    Poaching will take care of that sooner than later

    STATE OF THE ART ROBOT
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    Lh96QHG.png
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Leitner wrote: »
    I... I don't think sports fans pray to their teams and players, or believe they have mystical powers.

    Well believing a Toronto team will be number one in anything is pretty delusional.

    Comin' for that AL East!

    #HypeTrainChooChoo

    I have no delusions that the Red Sox are going to win the division. Hell I'm not very hopeful they take the wild card. But that doesn't mean we're living in a bizarre enough universe that the Blue Jays are going to.

    Someone has to, and the first third of this season has surely shown us that no one is gonna take it too eagerly.

    Which means the Orioles will take it for some hugely upsetting reason.

    I just had a horrifying thought. The AL Wild Card might not come out of the AL East year. Are teams from other divisions even allowed to win the AL Wild Card slot?

    i'm pretty sure there are laws against that sort of thing

    Lh96QHG.png
    BeNarwhal
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Technically four teams have done it. The Tigers, the A's, the Angels and someone else but who cares.

    BeNarwhal
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    as i rapidly approach 30 i am dealing with a problem i never thought would ever happen

    i have to actually watch what i eat or i actually gain weight

    (i am sure there are posts of mine you can search where i predicted this outcome but SHUT UP ITS HARD FOR ME)

    BeNarwhalspool32
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    The Tigers are bad

    Poaching will take care of that sooner than later

    worked well with david price

    Lh96QHG.png
    Gim
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    I forgot about the expanded. A couple of teams made it in with that that weren't in the AL East.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    *burns an ice rink to the ground*

    *which is quite a feat*

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Geth
  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    i ate a burger (veggie burger tho, sry sir check) for lunch

    and now my friends are going to a mexican place for dinner and margaritaaaas

    summer body-chan

    Q_Q

    do not worry arch i have nothign against the noble veggie burger

    it aims to elevate mere vegetables to the status of edibility and i salute that

    pls go forth and burgerino

    obF2Wuw.png
    ArchBeNarwhalRiemannLives
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    *burns an ice rink to the ground*

    *which is quite a feat*

    Hey, it's okay. We let the Stanley Cup tour Canada once in a while.

    AManFromEarth
  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    *burns an ice rink to the ground*

    *which is quite a feat*

    kQIqAwLl.jpg

    Lh96QHG.png
    BeNarwhal
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    i ate a burger (veggie burger tho, sry sir check) for lunch

    and now my friends are going to a mexican place for dinner and margaritaaaas

    summer body-chan

    Q_Q

    do not worry arch i have nothign against the noble veggie burger

    it aims to elevate mere vegetables to the status of edibility and i salute that

    pls go forth and burgerino

    it had mushrooms and pickles and swiss chz and a very large amount of fries on te side and i ate it all

    surrealitycheck
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    When the Stanley Cup gets back to Canada it will be the worst riots in Canadian history. Two cars will burn and three couples will have sex in the street.

    BeNarwhalAManFromEarthbloodyroarxxRear Admiral ChocokedinikMazzyx
  • CoinageCoinage The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    as i rapidly approach 30 i am dealing with a problem i never thought would ever happen

    i have to actually watch what i eat or i actually gain weight

    (i am sure there are posts of mine you can search where i predicted this outcome but SHUT UP ITS HARD FOR ME)
    You're not a real adult until you somehow gain 5 pounds after eating one dessert.

    l5pfwe2qivac.jpg
  • evilbobevilbob Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    *burns an ice rink to the ground*

    *which is quite a feat*



    evilbob on
    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

    BeNarwhal
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    *burns an ice rink to the ground*

    *which is quite a feat*

    Hey, it's okay. We let the Stanley Cup tour Canada once in a while.

    And it sits in a building down the road for part of the year, sure.

    Listen, I'm getting desperate enough for a Canadian team to win that I'll even let the Canadiens win the damn thing.

    Actually no that's still not true. That was awful to write, just awful.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    There is an ice rink in the Houston Galleria. It confuses me every time I encounter it. It's just wrong.

    BeNarwhal
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    I have a bad feeling that I'm going to get dropped from an upcoming gig. And I already bought equipment for it.

    The next 48 hours will be interesting.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    When the Stanley Cup gets back to Canada it will be the worst riots in Canadian history. Two cars will burn and three couples will have sex in the street.

    I was in Vancouver a full year after those riots, and there were SO many posters and signs and PSAs shaming people and vowing that it could never happen again.

    They did not like seeing that side of themselves one bit!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    My wife needs to hurry up or we're not gonna get to the bar in time for the puck drop

    This post is also hugely upsetting

    Florida is playing playoff hockey right now

    pfft

    we play playoff hockey every year

    this year we're playing finals hockey

    *burns an ice rink to the ground*

    *which is quite a feat*

    Hey, it's okay. We let the Stanley Cup tour Canada once in a while.

    And it sits in a building down the road for part of the year, sure.

    Listen, I'm getting desperate enough for a Canadian team to win that I'll even let the Canadiens win the damn thing.

    Actually no that's still not true. That was awful to write, just awful.

    I would ove to see Canada next cup go to the inevitable Quebec City team.

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
    BeNarwhal
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    my 401k took a shit recently. *weep*

    zepherin
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Registered User regular
    Oh /r/wtf
    Bootleg MLP anthro sex doll.

    Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.
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