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Bad "Food" Thread: We Talk About The Garbage We Put Inside Us

Indie WinterIndie Winter die KräheRudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
Planters Is Releasing A Limited Edition S'MORES Nut Mix

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Guy Makes Pizza Crust Entirely Out Of Spaghetti Noodles

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Pizza Hut Created A Pizza Box That Doubles As A Video Projector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLfz0Pq-70Y

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    so I don't know if you guys heard about Lotteria

    it's a quick service burger chain that operates all around SE asia

    their japanese branches, however, usually have some really amazing stuff that's unique to them

    like this burger with rice instead of beef

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    or this strawberry sauce "dessert" burger

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    or a chocolate and honey mustard chicken sandwich

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    and, last but not least: The Cheeseburger With Large Cubes Of Bacon

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Those last three pictures prove that if your culture will roast insects on a stick and eat them, they will eat anything.

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  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    Deep fry me some insects and give me a mayo based sauce to dip them in, and I've got no problem scarfing them down.

  • NocrenNocren Lt Futz, Back in Action North CarolinaRegistered User regular
    Is cake bad food?

    I'll be making one tonight for a bake sale tomorrow and I wanna post pics.

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  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    These are hardboiled eggs

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Lotteria is awful tho

    Mos Burger is civilization

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    I've eaten bugs before

    wonderfully crunchy, but they tasted slightly like cardboard

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Last night on Chopped they had a judges competition

    that was also a leftovers competition.

    One of them took leftover tuna noodle casserole, threw it in a food processor, added some flour, and made dumplings.

    And apparently it was insanely delicious.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    Tox wrote: »
    Last night on Chopped they had a judges competition

    that was also a leftovers competition.

    One of them took leftover tuna noodle casserole, threw it in a food processor, added some flour, and made dumplings.

    And apparently it was insanely delicious.

    Oh man, that actually sounds like a great idea.

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  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Last night on Chopped they had a judges competition

    that was also a leftovers competition.

    One of them took leftover tuna noodle casserole, threw it in a food processor, added some flour, and made dumplings.

    And apparently it was insanely delicious.

    Oh man, that actually sounds like a great idea.

    Apparently it was!

    The entree round he made a "leftovers frittata" which apparently he does all the time where he just takes whatever meats and veggies are in the leftovers and makes a frittata from them.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    chopped is what iron chef America should be

  • ToxTox I kill threads he/himRegistered User regular
    Chopped is such a fun show.

    I enjoy Cutthroat Kitchen quite a bit as well, and Beat Bobby Flay (some).

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  • FyndirFyndir Registered User regular
    I've eaten bugs before

    wonderfully crunchy, but they tasted slightly like cardboard

    Does your brother know of this?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    indeed I do

    Although I love my insect friends, I also admire their potential as an alternative food source

    Mealworms turn surprisingly like sprinkles when baked

    Put them on baked goods!

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    jgeis wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Last night on Chopped they had a judges competition

    that was also a leftovers competition.

    One of them took leftover tuna noodle casserole, threw it in a food processor, added some flour, and made dumplings.

    And apparently it was insanely delicious.

    Oh man, that actually sounds like a great idea.

    It does sound like a good idea, but while I'm not pretending at all to be a healthy food nut, I do try to avoid the obviously bad for you noodle + bread carb combo.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    indeed I do

    Although I love my insect friends, I also admire their potential as an alternative food source

    Mealworms turn surprisingly like sprinkles when baked

    Put them on baked goods!

    uh, bugboy

    about those scones you baked yesterday

    is there something you're not telling me?

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Who knooooooooooooooows

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  • jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    azith28 wrote: »
    jgeis wrote: »
    Tox wrote: »
    Last night on Chopped they had a judges competition

    that was also a leftovers competition.

    One of them took leftover tuna noodle casserole, threw it in a food processor, added some flour, and made dumplings.

    And apparently it was insanely delicious.

    Oh man, that actually sounds like a great idea.

    It does sound like a good idea, but while I'm not pretending at all to be a healthy food nut, I do try to avoid the obviously bad for you noodle + bread carb combo.

    Oh yeah, that's a huge carb load.

  • hailtothekalehailtothekale Registered User regular
    Think I'm gonna make fried ravioli tonight.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Beat Bobby Flay sounds a bit violent for my tastes

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    The most efficient insects for nutrition:mass:cleanliness are actually roaches

    I already farm them for my beardie. May have to toss some in the oven once I have a few full-size adults to spare.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    And a bowel movement

  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    The most efficient insects for nutrition:mass:cleanliness are actually roaches

    I already farm them for my beardie. May have to toss some in the oven once I have a few full-size adults to spare.

    What kind of roach?

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    I've eaten bugs before

    wonderfully crunchy, but they tasted slightly like cardboard

    Drones are full of bee vomit! aka honey

  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Beat Bobby Flay sounds a bit violent for my tastes

    Trust me he deserves it. I'm glad they finally found a good replacement since "Beat Julia Child" was cancelled.
    https://youtu.be/80ZrUI7RNfI

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    The most efficient insects for nutrition:mass:cleanliness are actually roaches

    I already farm them for my beardie. May have to toss some in the oven once I have a few full-size adults to spare.

    What kind of roach?

    Blaptica dubia, for now. They reach a good size, aren't too picky about most things beyond needing some heat, and mature quickly. Plus they don't need substrate, so cleaning is easy.

  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Well that was a mistake have ramen and a ton of Dr. Pepper to drink
    now I am all wound up

  • DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    Beat Bobby Flay sounds a bit violent for my tastes

    It's actually quite erotic :winky:

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    Ooh, a live-birth species

    That must be super cool to watch!

  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    I've only barely even gotten the set-up together, and it's gonna be a few months before I get a regular cycle of 'em going, so I haven't seen any nymphs yet, but the end result should be pretty cool

  • minirhyderminirhyder BerlinRegistered User regular
    Mortal Sky wrote: »
    The most efficient insects for nutrition:mass:cleanliness are actually roaches

    I already farm them for my beardie. May have to toss some in the oven once I have a few full-size adults to spare.

    How crunchy are they? This is very important.

    Also, cleanliness meaning they're clean and neat creatures?

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    The only way I'm going to eat bugs is if they're processed beyond all recognition.

    Like how I'll eat whole lobster only if there's not the option to have a lobster roll.

    I don't claim to be rational, just give me my highly-processed bug bar with added flavour and let me be in whatever post-apocalyptic / cyberpunk world we've ended up in.

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  • azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    The only bugs I will ever eat are ones that accidentially fell into the deep frier are and disguised as a piece of fried chicken skin.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    Mmmm, "trimmings" - all the bits that aren't good enough to go into budget-grade $2/pound bulk hamburger mince packs at your supermarket.

  • Mego ThorMego Thor "I say thee...NAY!" Registered User regular
    It sure ain't the "trimmings" you have during Thanksgiving dinner.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    lips and assholes

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    BugBoy wrote: »
    indeed I do

    Although I love my insect friends, I also admire their potential as an alternative food source

    Mealworms turn surprisingly like sprinkles when baked

    Put them on baked goods!

    I like them when they're seasoned

    They're like popcorn

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    I always wanted to try those ants that are supposed to taste like lemons

    you know

    lemon ants

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