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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    When I saw that dude in Atlanta, he led us in a "fuck Ronald Reagan" chant. Then announced the name of the strip club that he was about to go to. And that's how I almost went to a strip club.

    This story would've been better if I went to a strip club, dammit past Elki you're killing me.

    Nothing is better if you went to a strip club. Strip clubs are awful desperate places.

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    Leitnershryke
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
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    everything is terrible and beautiful for it

    This fits, considering the sex pistols were formed to advertise clothes.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • OrphaneOrphane There will be Light. Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention

    tru story

    Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap

    should we smash him for you

    I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?

    I'm cheaper than cheap!

    commie

  • evilbobevilbob regular Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Things to remember if you're considering moving to Australia: everything north of Sydney (and on some days Sydney) is a tropical hellhole with air you can drown in, the nullarbor and Bass straight are there for a reason.

    Why is the Nullarbor Plain so named?

    Also, there are large country towns north and inland of sydney that are just a very dry heat

    Nullarbor

    Null arbor

    there's no fucking trees

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    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

    Apothe0sisAbdhyiusYoshisummons
  • zepherinzepherin regular Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention

    tru story

    Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap

    should we smash him for you

    I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?

    I'm cheaper than cheap!
    One might also say priceless.

    Apothe0sis
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention

    tru story

    Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap

    should we smash him for you

    I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?

    I'm cheaper than cheap!

    way to undercut the market

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    Geth
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
    - we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
    - when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
    - you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
    - you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
    you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
    Victoria is the most urbanised state
    Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    zepherin
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    Why buy the cow when you can have sex with the milk for free

    wait

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    you can't get gluten free good bread because it doesn't exist

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    evilbob wrote: »
    Things to remember if you're considering moving to Australia: everything north of Sydney (and on some days Sydney) is a tropical hellhole with air you can drown in, the nullarbor and Bass straight are there for a reason.

    Why is the Nullarbor Plain so named?

    Also, there are large country towns north and inland of sydney that are just a very dry heat

    Nullarbor

    Null arbor

    there's no fucking trees
    YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR

    If we were on Sale of the Century you'd have just got yourself 5 dollars

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Why buy the cow when you can have sex with the milk for free

    wait

    No, you got it right.

    shryke wrote: »
    ...Barack "charisma isn't a dump stat, nerds" Obama...
    zepherinKanaGim
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention

    tru story

    Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap

    should we smash him for you

    I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?

    I'm cheaper than cheap!

    way to undercut the market

    I'm gonna wait until everyone's out of business, then jack up prices and no one will be able to do anything because I'll have a sex monopoly.

  • IncenjucarIncenjucar Audio Game Developer Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    I enjoyed my time in Melbourne.

    It was like California with crazier weather and funkier deer.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Monopoly.

    One-many.

    I seeeeee

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
    - we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
    - when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
    - you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
    - you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine

    Well poop. There was an open radiation safety officer position in Melbourne that seems to have closed in like the past 2 days

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
    - we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
    - when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
    - you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
    - you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
    you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
    Victoria is the most urbanised state
    Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home

    We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities

    (like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)

    simonwolf on
    evilbobApothe0sis
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    I find myself thinking about gluten often when I'm making food

    because B is gluten intolerant, which isn't really logical because it's not like I cook for her since we're not together but

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    I guess yesterday's tikka masala was gluten free save the naan

    but like, you gotta have naan. You just gotta.

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    Kana
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    jake, it's my understanding that your virulent racism would be far better tolerated - nay, encouraged - in australia.

    so that's a consideration

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  • evilbobevilbob regular Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
    - we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
    - when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
    - you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
    - you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
    you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
    Victoria is the most urbanised state
    Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home

    We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities

    (like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)

    I feel like this discussion is lacking an appropriate amount of hate for Brisbane and its "beer".

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    So, last night's circumcision/HIV chat with @Shivahn pointing out a range of facts about microbiology and such had me dreaming I was reading the forums and Shiv was announcing that she does community outreach telling highschool students and sex workers about hygeine and prophylaxis and it was generally decided that Shivahn was a cheap and effective method of disease prevention

    tru story

    Shivahn this fucker's calling you cheap

    should we smash him for you

    I mean I've never been paid for sex, and in a way, isn't that just giving it out for free?

    I'm cheaper than cheap!

    way to undercut the market

    I'm gonna wait until everyone's out of business, then jack up prices and no one will be able to do anything because I'll have a sex monopoly.

    ill jack off prices

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    Shivahn
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Other options:

    Adelaide, city of churches. Hottest city in Australia. History of weird violence and political progressiveness contrasted with traditionally being safely conservative.

    Perth, most remote capital city in the world. Used to and may still have the highest number of millionaires per capita in the world. No traffic.

    Canberra, the capital of Australia. Most confusing layout of a city ever (that means no traffic, everything is weird interlocking circles), weed decriminalised occasionally, only place you can legally purcase X rated pornography (sometimes), fireworks are legal. Call the cental areas "Civic" instead of "The City", what?

    Brisbane, cheapest strip clubs in Australia. Ummm

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • evilbobevilbob regular Registered User regular
    Is Adelaide the hottest? I thought that was Perth.

    DDLLLLDL - Bottom in November
    WWDWDWWWWDWWWWLDWWW - Premiers in April
    WW - Champions in May

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    isnt there a city in australia called THE FORBIDDEN METROPOLIS

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  • AManFromEarthAManFromEarth Let's get to twerk! The King in the SwampRegistered User regular
    Ugh president posted a picture holding a hawks jersey

    Fck it voting jeb

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    wazilla
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i'm in love with your brother what's his nameRegistered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Jake, other reasons Melbourne is the place to be:
    - we're a hipster mecca so you can get gluten free everything
    - when you go back home you get to scoff at those idiot Americans who call it "Mel-born" instead of "Mel-bun"
    - you'll be on the correct side of the Barassi Line
    - you can pay your respects at my waifu shrine
    you can see an extraordinarily varied set of facial hairstyles everytime you set foot on public transport
    Victoria is the most urbanised state
    Most violent cops, so it will feel more like home

    We also haven't had a race riot in the past decade, unlike some cities

    (like Sydney, did you know Apo is from Sydney, now I'm not saying correlations equals causation but that is exactly what I am saying)

    I feel like this discussion is lacking an appropriate amount of hate for Brisbane and its "beer".

    Yeah but that's like picking on the mentally disabled kid in a wheelchair at school

    It's more of a Sydney thing to do

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    Pasta today so nope.

    The potato-and-sausage-in-oven wasn't. Often eggs, which are hardly filling without bread.

    I guess tomato soup is still pretty filling with eggs. But I see no reason why there should not also be macaroni and bread.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    No wait sausages are gluten free I'm thinking of milk protein

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  • TavTav regular Registered User regular
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    Gim
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Irond Will wrote: »
    jake, it's my understanding that your virulent racism would be far better tolerated - nay, encouraged - in australia.

    so that's a consideration

    This slander will not stand

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • GimGim a quietly erotic life Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I enjoyed my time in Melbourne.

    It was like California with crazier weather and funkier deer.

    Did they have more elaborate horns or patterns?

    Gim on
  • tyrannustyrannus regular Registered User regular
    smoooke

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    Live in the moment

    or, well, live in the next five days

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  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Oh no there is a job in tasmania

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    isnt there a city in australia called THE FORBIDDEN METROPOLIS

    we can't talk about it, as it is forbidden

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
    evilbob
  • jmcdonaldjmcdonald I voted, did you? DC(ish)Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    That's the best kind of "relationship". It comes with a built-in expiration date.

    shryke wrote: »
    ...Barack "charisma isn't a dump stat, nerds" Obama...
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius regular Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    When I saw that dude in Atlanta, he led us in a "fuck Ronald Reagan" chant. Then announced the name of the strip club that he was about to go to. And that's how I almost went to a strip club.

    This story would've been better if I went to a strip club, dammit past Elki you're killing me.

    Nothing is better if you went to a strip club. Strip clubs are awful desperate places.

    There's a possibility that I might end up working at a strip club in future

    which would actually be pretty good because they run a real tight ship since both progressive and conservative forces in local government are on them like ticks.

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    isnt there a city in australia called THE FORBIDDEN METROPOLIS

    we can't talk about it, as it is forbidden

    o rite that makes sense my apologiss australie

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    Apothe0sisevilbob
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    evilbob wrote: »
    Is Adelaide the hottest? I thought that was Perth.

    Yup, but it is also the least humid, so it is quite pleasant

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    i thought you had a girl

    the winds of chat are difficult to follow

    Tide goes in. Tide goes out.
    Es-annon NEVA 4GET
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