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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    Live in the moment

    or, well, live in the next five days

    at the very least, i am going to invite her to this showcase i'm doing tomorrow cus it's a cool show and girl isn't coming so it'd be a laugh

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    As many exasperated judges have noted in their decisions, it ain't slander if it's true

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    i should clarify that me and girl have an open thing and i'm not just a dick

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Oh no there is a job in tasmania
    Tasmania is cold.

    And has a tiny population. But a disproportionate number of senators.

    The mayor of Hobart is trying to turn it into a cultural and art hub. It is pretty. There are only 7 people who are employed in the whole state though

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    well i mean, i guess i am a dick

    but not for that reason

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  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    like 1 and 3 posts up

  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    no i have all the girlfriends in chat ive been collecting them

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  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Incenjucar wrote: »
    I enjoyed my time in Melbourne.

    It was like California with crazier weather and funkier deer.

    Did they have more elaborate horns or patterns?

    They cut their horns off and pretended to be t-rexes.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    i should clarify that me and girl have an open thing and i'm not just a dick

    you crazy millenials

    with your amoral sexual arrangements. Not like the respectable amorality of generations past - get money, stay puritan

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    It is also possible that when the strip club clientele go bad they go really bad. But the alcohol levels aren't that high and the people who work directly for the place are apparently pretty good at saying no you may not get handsy

    also maybe if I end up in some kind of relationship that party might not be a huge fan


    probably better than chasing drug dealers at Østre while listening to the kind of electronica that makes people hate electronica

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    I believe the term is "main squeeze"

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    I believe the term is "main squeeze"

    squain meeze

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  • wazillawazilla Having a late dinner Registered User regular
    Every time I think about leaving my room another roommate comes home.

    So I should probably think about leaving my room more than twice a day.

    Psn:wazukki
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Hobart is a really nice place to visit but good lord I would not want to live there

    I think we have a Tasmanian poster on the forums, though

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    I believe the term is "main squeeze"

    squain meeze

    mean squaize

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    i am rewatching daredevil

    oh that's right I was watching a movie

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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    I believe the term is "main squeeze"

    beau

    Attacked by tweeeeeeees!
  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Oh no there is a job in tasmania
    Tasmania is cold.

    And has a tiny population. But a disproportionate number of senators.

    The mayor of Hobart is trying to turn it into a cultural and art hub. It is pretty. There are only 7 people who are employed in the whole state though

    Nvm it closed on the 5th

    I think australia has no jobs for me dammit

    But I wanted to wear my assless leather chaps and ride motorcycles

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    I believe the term is "main squeeze"

    squain meeze

    I believe the Native Americans called it "squaw maize"

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    bae caught me swipin

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • IncenjucarIncenjucar VChatter Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Hobart is a really nice place to visit but good lord I would not want to live there

    I think we have a Tasmanian poster on the forums, though

    I have a friend in Tasmania.

    I am told it is not quite as rad as Tazmania.

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    In Australia, depending on state, you ARE allowed to get handsy at strip clubs
    Prostitution may or may not be legal in different states and has different rules depending on the state
    Abortion and abortificants have not been entirely decriminalised - Queensland in particular has not
    Fred Nile exposed "witchcraft in the higher school certificate". I THINK witchcraft remains illegal.

  • y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    @Eddy

    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Hobart is a really nice place to visit but good lord I would not want to live there

    I think we have a Tasmanian poster on the forums, though
    Suriko

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    @desc apparently that baewave group literally shut down overnight

    soundcloud is empty and their last tweet is just "closing up, sorry about that"

  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    finished sense8

    it was a good show

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Oh no there is a job in tasmania
    Tasmania is cold.

    And has a tiny population. But a disproportionate number of senators.

    The mayor of Hobart is trying to turn it into a cultural and art hub. It is pretty. There are only 7 people who are employed in the whole state though

    Nvm it closed on the 5th

    I think australia has no jobs for me dammit

    But I wanted to wear my assless leather chaps and ride motorcycles

    We went over this. All chaps are assless. If they weren't assless they wouldn't be chaps, they'd be pants.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    assful chaps?

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  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I once watched a man panic that his wallet was not in his back pocket. He was wearing chaps and little else.

    How I laughed.

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    @Casual

  • TavTav Irish Minister for DefenceRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    pro: this tinder girl is a huge comedy nerd
    con: she is only in the country for five days

    well played, spiteful tinder gods

    I thought you had a girlfriend.

    I believe the term is "main squeeze"

    does this imply girl doesn't know? Because we're super honest about stuff

    our current situation means we can't be in a publicly committed relationship over the next few months, so we're understanding of each other having dates and drunken nights out and stuff

  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    oh man

    I have never wanted anything more than to post this indiegogo page, but I think it falls under the Kickstarter rule

    but:

    everyone, please google Pornhub Space Program - SEXPLORATION

    the ultimate crowdfunding goal

  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Tasmanians have an accent verging on Kiwi, which is surprising.

    Melbournians are noticable when they pronounce certain words.

    Sydneysiders have no accent and talk properly. Unless they are from the Western Suburbs, Eastern Suburbs, Northern Beaches, Upper North Shore, Lower North Shore, the Shire or Liverpool and beyond

    Apothe0sis on
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    @desc apparently that baewave group literally shut down overnight

    soundcloud is empty and their last tweet is just "closing up, sorry about that"

    The world of dew

  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    glfRANXy_TmtswP4-2NNGQ9KLfkIQugf3aWfVLlSP6Qg

    Percentages of 15-19 year olds who answered answered they were "very happy" with their looks, divided by region

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  • surrealitychecksurrealitycheck lonely, but not unloved dreaming of faulty keys and latchesRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Oh no there is a job in tasmania
    Tasmania is cold.

    And has a tiny population. But a disproportionate number of senators.

    The mayor of Hobart is trying to turn it into a cultural and art hub. It is pretty. There are only 7 people who are employed in the whole state though

    Nvm it closed on the 5th

    I think australia has no jobs for me dammit

    But I wanted to wear my assless leather chaps and ride motorcycles

    We went over this. All chaps are assless. If they weren't assless they wouldn't be chaps, they'd be pants.

    dk pls ur chaps knowledge is lackin

    there are many styles including the infamous HALF CHAPS which canot be calsified as assless because they also lak thigh coverage ffs

    this is typical of ur lak of respect for chapery and chap acessories

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
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