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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    You did your best to not ponder it. But truly among young men I was blessed. Growing up, I earned pocket money/paid for my phone line by pushing a broom at my dad's garage. Where there was not merely one stash of porn but many. A veritable buffet of porn.

    a porngasbord

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    hello friends
    today i felt very crab fab and very science dog but then i persevered and reached enlightenment

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm gonna be "that guy" and say I absolutely would not go back. I'm only who I am because I made the mistakes I did then. Even for the most painful parts I experienced or the most horrible things I could've prevented, I wouldn't want it to have happened any other way. I think the way things would be different, the way things would have to progress, I would end up deeply missing now, which is something I would never be able to get back, something which I, myself, invalidated the entire existence of.

    Mistakes are necessary, they're how you grow, and we have regrets to prevent things from happening in the future like they did in the past, not so that we can just lament the past for being what it was.

    Think about it like this: say you did hit the button, and you went back, and you lived out your life differently and avoided all the mistakes you made the first time around. Now you get to your current age, and lo and behold someone gives you the opportunity to hit the button just like last time. Would you hit it then? Surely, you would've made some new mistakes, things couldn't go exactly as you planned, everything wouldn't be totally perfect. On the reasoning you used to hit it the first time, why wouldn't you hit it again? And then, again? And again? Why would you ever let time progress, let anyone or anything in the world grow except yourself?

    what if all the mistakes i made are the reason i'm not a colossal doucheturd

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Raytheon is the dumbest company. There is a project to adapt an air to air missile for surface use. Fills a medium range gap and should end up saving a bunch of money compared to developing one from scratch. But Raytheon refuses to use the development designation of SLAMRAAM (with the SL being surface launched). Do they not under stand that weapon systems with cool names sell better? Shit I want to buy fifty based on the name alone.
    Messaging this to a friend who now works at Raytheon.

    Every one of their press releases call it the AMRAAM-EM. Which isn't awful but lacks the poetic beauty of SLAMRAAM.

    Next generation will just be called PLANEFUCKER

    Accompanying press release says "fuck it, think of your own acronym"

    I am 100% sure that at some point a missile designer did their absolute best to come up with or as close as they could get to that exact acronym.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Yeah right now I think I'd go back to like a month ago and see if there was some way I could prevent my relationship from ending

    but I've always been one of those "I wouldn't change my mistakes" people so maybe I'll feel differently when the whole healing thing is over

    BC believe me

    You want your relationships to end when they do

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    If I could go back in time all I would do is give myself all the personal information I've learned over the years and then talk about it before it was ever actually mentioned in [chat]
    AND FREAK ALL OF YOU THE FUCK OUT
    ..
    Especially
    YOU steven Abigail Johannes Alexander .. TIM
    Yeah thats right ..TIM
    You told us your name on February 10th 2016
    BUT I ALREADY KNOW IT


    FREAKY ISNT IT

    Bless your heart.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    just think

    the nudey mag some kid tugged it to might only have been used by one other person

    nowadays kids are pounding off to the same porn used by millions of other people

    so gross ew omg
    I only consume the most pristine and virgin pornos. I don't know about you.

    Wait, no. That's not what I was trying to say. Umm. Dammit.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    But Winky I want to go back in time so I can become an all-star second baseman

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i don't even know how i could have done things differently

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    Belasco32Belasco32 Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    My life has been incredibly hard, and I wouldn't go back and change it...it's how I have my life, my kids, my amazing marriage.

    Plus, I'd have to go back knowing several members of our families and a dear friend were going to die and there was nothing I could do to help. Reliving stuff that was out of my control and impacted me sounds like choosing to go be tortured all over again and, frankly, I'm just not a masochist *shrug*

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    SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    The spamfolder provides hilarity once again:
    Alejandra wrote:
    Pardon me porn mas̪ter :-0

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    You did your best to not ponder it. But truly among young men I was blessed. Growing up, I earned pocket money/paid for my phone line by pushing a broom at my dad's garage. Where there was not merely one stash of porn but many. A veritable buffet of porn.

    a porngasbord
    I prefer the term "pornucopia".

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    But Winky I want to go back in time so I can become an all-star second baseman

    me too but i dunno that time travel would stop me from being lazy and not athletically gifted

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    Mistakes are necessary, they're how you grow, and we have regrets to prevent things from happening in the future like they did in the past, not so that we can just lament the past for being what it was.

    Think about it like this: say you did hit the button, and you went back, and you lived out your life differently and avoided all the mistakes you made the first time around. Now you get to your current age, and lo and behold someone gives you the opportunity to hit the button just like last time. Would you hit it then? Surely, you would've made some new mistakes, things couldn't go exactly as you planned, everything wouldn't be totally perfect. On the reasoning you used to hit it the first time, why wouldn't you hit it again? And then, again? And again? Why would you ever let time progress, let anyone or anything in the world grow except yourself?
    I feel like this is on the edge of "everything happens for a reason".

    And I feel the question isn't about fixing all the minor mistakes until you're perfect, but rather about actual scarring events.

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    i don't even know how i could have done things differently
    Hell, I don't even know how I do things NOW. :-P

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Yeah right now I think I'd go back to like a month ago and see if there was some way I could prevent my relationship from ending

    but I've always been one of those "I wouldn't change my mistakes" people so maybe I'll feel differently when the whole healing thing is over

    yeah i know its hard right now but when you are finished hurting you will see

    you will meet a person and have a connection that will make that relationship look like what it really was - clown shoes

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    also i always prefered shortstop

    omg narwhal we could be the alan trammel and lou whitaker of some other baseball team

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Raytheon is the dumbest company. There is a project to adapt an air to air missile for surface use. Fills a medium range gap and should end up saving a bunch of money compared to developing one from scratch. But Raytheon refuses to use the development designation of SLAMRAAM (with the SL being surface launched). Do they not under stand that weapon systems with cool names sell better? Shit I want to buy fifty based on the name alone.
    Messaging this to a friend who now works at Raytheon.

    Every one of their press releases call it the AMRAAM-EM. Which isn't awful but lacks the poetic beauty of SLAMRAAM.

    Next generation will just be called PLANEFUCKER

    Accompanying press release says "fuck it, think of your own acronym"

    I am 100% sure that at some point a missile designer did their absolute best to come up with or as close as they could get to that exact acronym.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-132_ASRAAM

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    nobody can do anything differently because determinism

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    But Winky I want to go back in time so I can become an all-star second baseman

    me too but i dunno that time travel would stop me from being lazy and not athletically gifted

    Sockin'

    Dingers

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    BSoBBSoB Registered User regular
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm gonna be "that guy" and say I absolutely would not go back. I'm only who I am because I made the mistakes I did then. Even for the most painful parts I experienced or the most horrible things I could've prevented, I wouldn't want it to have happened any other way. I think the way things would be different, the way things would have to progress, I would end up deeply missing now, which is something I would never be able to get back, something which I, myself, invalidated the entire existence of.

    Mistakes are necessary, they're how you grow, and we have regrets to prevent things from happening in the future like they did in the past, not so that we can just lament the past for being what it was.

    Think about it like this: say you did hit the button, and you went back, and you lived out your life differently and avoided all the mistakes you made the first time around. Now you get to your current age, and lo and behold someone gives you the opportunity to hit the button just like last time. Would you hit it then? Surely, you would've made some new mistakes, things couldn't go exactly as you planned, everything wouldn't be totally perfect. On the reasoning you used to hit it the first time, why wouldn't you hit it again? And then, again? And again? Why would you ever let time progress, let anyone or anything in the world grow except yourself?

    I would make the second loop like 36 hours and just groundhog day it for awhile.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    nobody can do anything differently because determinism
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qyygcMX8S0

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    We have had many a conversation about forest porn

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Oh, Cher. You have the answer to everything.

    https://youtu.be/BsKbwR7WXN4

    Also, I DO believe in life after love. I could feel something inside me say...

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Yeah, I 100% don't want to go back because in general I've had a pretty good time, but
    Chanus wrote: »
    also i always prefered shortstop

    omg narwhal we could be the alan trammel and lou whitaker of some other baseball team

    Y'all understand

    Chanus and I have to go back and work on making this happen

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    What about just being able to send a message back to your past self that they're able to act on? Maybe one I could send to myself at 19 that just says "GO TO CLASS, DICK"

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    also i always prefered shortstop

    omg narwhal we could be the alan trammel and lou whitaker of some other baseball team
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRsPheErBj8

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    heard we had some forest porn.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Bel have you told your daughter about all your failed relationships with douchebags that in retrospect are hilarious stories about unworthy worms

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    I mean, it's a development of the SRAAM but I'm convinced someone at some stage just started referring to it as "Advanced SRAAM" in the fervent hope it would stick.

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Yeah right now I think I'd go back to like a month ago and see if there was some way I could prevent my relationship from ending

    but I've always been one of those "I wouldn't change my mistakes" people so maybe I'll feel differently when the whole healing thing is over

    yeah i know its hard right now but when you are finished hurting you will see

    you will meet a person and have a connection that will make that relationship look like what it really was - clown shoes

    I know! In theory.

    It's sort of like any other wound I guess

    This hurts now and I would like to fastforward to the part where it stops hurting!

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    japan wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    So Raytheon is the dumbest company. There is a project to adapt an air to air missile for surface use. Fills a medium range gap and should end up saving a bunch of money compared to developing one from scratch. But Raytheon refuses to use the development designation of SLAMRAAM (with the SL being surface launched). Do they not under stand that weapon systems with cool names sell better? Shit I want to buy fifty based on the name alone.
    Messaging this to a friend who now works at Raytheon.

    Every one of their press releases call it the AMRAAM-EM. Which isn't awful but lacks the poetic beauty of SLAMRAAM.

    Next generation will just be called PLANEFUCKER

    Accompanying press release says "fuck it, think of your own acronym"

    I am 100% sure that at some point a missile designer did their absolute best to come up with or as close as they could get to that exact acronym.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AIM-132_ASRAAM

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Oof, I am making myself real emotional right now thinking about this. My immediate reaction is that I would totally push the button and go back solely in order to somehow prevent some specific bad shit happening to people I love. Really making myself upset over here.




    *eats second half of free MLB pizza*
    *plays video games*


    *remains tragically, impotently unable to travel backwards in time and prevent the pain of others**

    Kid Presentable on
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    As a worm

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    it is hotter than a witch's tit out there

    one of the hot witches

    with nice tits

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Also if you went back in time and tried to change shit BC you'd wind up married with 8 kids in Australia and watch and horror as each child was killed by a unique and deadly creature only found in Australia.
    In a complete breakdown you'd purchase a handgun
    While contemplating the end you notice a 30 inch neon purple melbournese hissing viper spider on your arm and spend the next 72 hours having an unending severe seizure in torturous pain as the venom leeches the life from you.
    All while praying in the back of your mind that you could reach out and grab the gun that fell to the floor and end it
    but you cant
    you just cant

    All because you went back in time and changed one little thing.

    This story isn't even real and its making me cry
    what have you done
    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

    Bless your heart.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    just think

    the nudey mag some kid tugged it to might only have been used by one other person

    nowadays kids are pounding off to the same porn used by millions of other people

    so gross ew omg
    Yeah, but their dick is not touching my keyboard.

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    BSoB wrote: »
    Winky wrote: »
    I'm gonna be "that guy" and say I absolutely would not go back. I'm only who I am because I made the mistakes I did then. Even for the most painful parts I experienced or the most horrible things I could've prevented, I wouldn't want it to have happened any other way. I think the way things would be different, the way things would have to progress, I would end up deeply missing now, which is something I would never be able to get back, something which I, myself, invalidated the entire existence of.

    Mistakes are necessary, they're how you grow, and we have regrets to prevent things from happening in the future like they did in the past, not so that we can just lament the past for being what it was.

    Think about it like this: say you did hit the button, and you went back, and you lived out your life differently and avoided all the mistakes you made the first time around. Now you get to your current age, and lo and behold someone gives you the opportunity to hit the button just like last time. Would you hit it then? Surely, you would've made some new mistakes, things couldn't go exactly as you planned, everything wouldn't be totally perfect. On the reasoning you used to hit it the first time, why wouldn't you hit it again? And then, again? And again? Why would you ever let time progress, let anyone or anything in the world grow except yourself?

    I would make the second loop like 36 hours and just groundhog day it for awhile.

    wow. uhh.

    Yeah, this is a good answer.

    Like, every day you could just live like a king on your savings while taking all sorts of lessons, learning new languages, kung fu master, etc... make it a vacation day from work so they wont bother you, and come out of that loop with years of life skills and fun memories and stuff.

    then you aren't stuck reliving the past either.

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    PantsBPantsB Fake Thomas Jefferson Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Oh, Cher. You have the answer to everything.

    https://youtu.be/BsKbwR7WXN4

    Also, I DO believe in life after love. I could feel something inside me say...
    I think you underestimate
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkAVfsw5xSQ
    the power of love

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    remember when kids had to steal porn from their dads' secret stashes?
    "Using" your dad's / older brother's Playboy seems so gross to me.

    just think

    the nudey mag some kid tugged it to might only have been used by one other person

    nowadays kids are pounding off to the same porn used by millions of other people

    so gross ew omg
    Yeah, but their dick is not touching my keyboard.

    or is it

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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