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Endlessly Eloping Earwigs

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
it's time, it's time, it's time

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it's that time of year where everyone pulls back the curtains and announces all their new games! we can anticipate stuff like Fallout 4 finally getting-

wait

they did?

well maybe Firaxis is going to do a new-

oh. they announced that too?

I dunno what if EA made a new Need For Speed-

goddammit

well, it's E3 time anyway, let's look at some conferences

BETHESDA, June 14th, 7:00 PM PST

well, they announced Fallout 4 and Doom 4 already, so...I dunno, Dishonored? Skyrim 2? free motor home to everyone who subscribes to The Elder Scrolls Online?

MICROSOFT, June 15th, 9:30 AM PST

Halo 5! Call of Duty! some Platinum thing I guess I dunno! confused looks whenever anyone mentions Kinect, as if asking about unicorns or forgotten children

EA, June 15th, 1:00 PM PST

Mirror's Edge! Need For Speed! Mass Effect?! even more sports shit that nobody could possibly give a shit about, ever?

Ubisoft, June 15th, 3:00 PM PST

The Division! Assassin's Creed! a shitton of games where you have to climb towers! Aisha Tyler!

Sony, June 15th, 6:00 PM PST

Uncharted 4! Until Dawn! free Vitas in every box of frosted flakes! misguided fools hoping for more Persona 5 or The Last Guardian!

Nintendo, June 16th, 9:00 AM

Star Fox! SMTxFE, maybe! a lot of shrugging and hints about the NX

Square-Enix, June 16th, 10:00 AM

uh...wait, really? Square? why? well, umm...FFXV probably, Tomb Raider, yet another vague hint at that FFVII remake, what the hell else are they doing nowadays? oh Deus Ex, right?



this is...gonna be a weird one, I think. either every presser will be non-stop hits, or there'll be nothing to talk about


also! this is the first E3 I'll actually be in LA for! if anyone has any ninja tricks for how I can sneak in, I'll be happy to hear it

let's talk about video games, you guys

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Ah, my favorite tradition

    Getting my hopes up for a TWEWY sequel, then being disappointed

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    I gotta say

    As excited as I am for e3 this thread title lead me to expect something else and I'm a little crestfallen

    BugBoy on
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Ah, my favorite tradition

    Getting my hopes up for a TWEWY sequel, then being disappointed

    oh, you poor, poor soul

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  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Square will never make the FFVII remake, it would destroy them financially

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    There was SMTxFE updates a couple days ago, proving it's not dead and in fact alive, so I'm satisfied and content with gaming for the year already

    Sweeney Tom on
  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    give me more street fighter 5 deets, capcom, tell me everything about the beta

    sony give them a platform to do this please

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    There was SMTxFE updates a couple days ago, proving it's not dead and in fact alive, so I'm satisfied and content with gaming for the year already

    well I mean, this happened a couple months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fS24IxelBA

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    Hey @YaYa, here's a handy thing

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    Uh-oh I accidentally deleted my signature. Uh-oh!!
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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    We need some SE++ live chat action this year YaYa. 2013 was really fun!

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    We might actually get a Last Guardian announcement.

    What bizarro world is this

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    We need some SE++ live chat action this year YaYa. 2013 was really fun!

    if you wanna organise it, I'll put it in the OP!

  • HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Shenmue 3 this year, guaranteed


    PSN- AHermano
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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    @Tasteticle I was actually using that as my reference but then I realised it would deprive me of witty commentary

    glad it's in the thread though!

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Square will never make the FFVII remake, it would destroy them financially

    ...how do you figure that?

  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Square will never make the FFVII remake, it would destroy them financially

    ...how do you figure that?

    well they'd need to make an 80 hour game with fully HD assets, voice acting, and about eight different gameplay systems

    and Square is already broke as fuck

    on that note, everyone in the entire world would buy it

  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Ah, my favorite tradition

    Getting my hopes up for a TWEWY sequel, then being disappointed

    oh, you poor, poor soul

    It's okay
    Nothing can hurt me, not after the iOS rerelease announcement

    There is no more pain

    WeedLordVegeta
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I don't know if it would make them broke as fuck

    But I'd rather they didn't remake it

    FF7 had its day.

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Square will never make the FFVII remake, it would destroy them financially

    ...how do you figure that?

    well they'd need to make an 80 hour game with fully HD assets, voice acting, and about eight different gameplay systems

    and Square is already broke as fuck

    on that note, everyone in the entire world would buy it

    source?

    they're a media juggernaut at this point, they have their fingers in so many pies I have a real hard time believing that

    I don't disagree that a modern FFVII remake would be a huge investment but there's no way they wouldn't be able to get funding for it

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Square will never make the FFVII remake, it would destroy them financially

    ...how do you figure that?

    well they'd need to make an 80 hour game with fully HD assets, voice acting, and about eight different gameplay systems

    and Square is already broke as fuck

    on that note, everyone in the entire world would buy it

    source?

    they're a media juggernaut at this point, they have their fingers in so many pies I have a real hard time believing that

    I don't disagree that a modern FFVII remake would be a huge investment but there's no way they wouldn't be able to get funding for it

    Over the last 5 years their net income is $29 million in the red

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Yeah, they're not in a good financial place, and basically having to reset FFXVersus far from helped.

  • MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    people are basing the broke as fuck stuff on the fact tomb raider was written down as a failure because it failed to make back the money hitman and whatever came before it lost.

  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    konami's going to pop out of a box and announce they were playing a big april fools joke on us

    also zone of the enders 3
    sigh

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Yeah, they're not in a good financial place, and basically having to reset FFXVersus far from helped.

    eh, they'll bounce back

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Naphtali wrote: »
    konami's going to pop out of a box and announce they were playing a big april fools joke on us

    also zone of the enders 3
    sigh

    They pop out of a box, trip over one side and fall on their face in the most perfect visual metaphor

  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    There was SMTxFE updates a couple days ago, proving it's not dead and in fact alive, so I'm satisfied and content with gaming for the year already

    well I mean, this happened a couple months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fS24IxelBA

    woof, this preview image

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    There was SMTxFE updates a couple days ago, proving it's not dead and in fact alive, so I'm satisfied and content with gaming for the year already

    well I mean, this happened a couple months ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fS24IxelBA

    woof, this preview image

    you should try the trailer

    it is perhaps the most anime thing that has ever happened

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    YaYa wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Square will never make the FFVII remake, it would destroy them financially

    ...how do you figure that?

    well they'd need to make an 80 hour game with fully HD assets, voice acting, and about eight different gameplay systems

    and Square is already broke as fuck

    on that note, everyone in the entire world would buy it

    That's the rub they wouldn't even need to advertise it just go to E3 say ff7 HD 11 /24/2017 or whatever and have Sony or Microsoft pony up some funding and preorders will roll in. There's other options too. Pokemon sold their 3d models as a pokedex appto fund them

    It doesn't even have to look that great to be honest.

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    We might actually get a Last Guardian announcement.

    What bizarro world is this

    people have said this every single year

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    We might actually get a Last Guardian announcement.

    What bizarro world is this

    people have said this every single year

    And it's funnier every time

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Ah, my favorite tradition

    Getting my hopes up for a Metroid sequel, then being maimed by a pack of rabid feral dogs

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    HOT E3 SCOOP: the videogame industry is still royally fucked up

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Jars wrote: »
    We might actually get a Last Guardian announcement.

    What bizarro world is this

    people have said this every single year

    There haven't been rumors of the project being taken over by different people and being shown at the show every year

    This is the first year in like 3 or 4 where there has been any more information whatsoever except "will last Guardian be at e3?????"

    Speed Racer
  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    time to bring this back

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    also this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FDPgvm2l0

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Gonna hope for gameplay footage of Crackdown 3 (Fallout 4 footage is expected) and announcements of Animal Crossing WiiU and a Paper Mario that's not neutered and terrible. Also a dang date on The Division.

    Everything else I'm gonna take it as it comes.

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Also a dang date on The Division.

    Heh

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Although after the middling response to Watch Dogs and The Crew my expectations are already tempered.

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Buddy the only chance at a good castlevania game we will be seeing anytime soon is Bloodstained.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    YaYa wrote: »
    Ah, my favorite tradition

    Getting my hopes up for a TWEWY sequel, then being disappointed

    oh, you poor, poor soul

    It's okay
    Nothing can hurt me, not after the iOS rerelease announcement

    There is no more pain

    You mean the iOS rerelease I wanted to buy for my new iPhone 6+ that they pulled from the App Store because it was literally broken and instead of fixing it they just made it go away and hoped no one would notice

    Cilla Black
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    Sweeney Tom on
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