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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Bloodstained was already announced. There's your 2D Castlevania.

  • Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    time to bring this back

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    also this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FDPgvm2l0

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    Whippy wrote: »
    YaYa wrote: »
    Ah, my favorite tradition

    Getting my hopes up for a TWEWY sequel, then being disappointed

    oh, you poor, poor soul

    It's okay
    Nothing can hurt me, not after the iOS rerelease announcement

    There is no more pain

    You mean the iOS rerelease I wanted to buy for my new iPhone 6+ that they pulled from the App Store because it was literally broken and instead of fixing it they just made it go away and hoped no one would notice
    Yes indeed

    That was just a horrible mess all around

    I assume they didn't care enough to fix it because sales were sluggish

    Which might have been because it cost TWENTY DANG DOLLARS.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    Bloodstained was already announced. There's your 2D Castlevania.

    I hadn't heard of this and now I am extremely hyped

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    Konami is in fact fine, $536 million in net income 2010-2014. 2014 had a pretty sharp downturn but 2015 is tracking well for them. They just don't give a shit about games anymore.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Maximum wrote: »
    Bloodstained was already announced. There's your 2D Castlevania.

    I hadn't heard of this and now I am extremely hyped

    Did you watch the video

    It's so good

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    are you not aware of how money-making PES is

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Yeah Konami got into the gambling market and has thrived, just like everyone does who gets into that business

    Except dtrump

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    are you not aware of how money-making PES is

    So money-making it's the only game post-MGSV they have left to release

    Sweeney Tom on
  • MachwingMachwing It looks like a harmless old computer, doesn't it? Left in this cave to rot ... or to flower!Registered User regular
    Which might have been because it cost TWENTY DANG DOLLARS.

    Twewy for twenty, it makes perfect sense

    like jehuty in 1080p

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    For all your E3 anticipation needs just click my sig.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    are you not aware of how money-making PES is

    So money-making it's the only game post-MGSV they have left to release

    yeah you're right that game that matches sales with Madden is completely irrelevant my bad

    Shorty on
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    are you not aware of how money-making PES is

    So money-making it's the only game post-MGSV they have left to release

    yeah you're right that game that matches sales with Madden is completely irrelevant my bad

    Where did I say that? I'm saying they're fucking done with non-mobile games and it's obvious to everybody. Their gaming division by definition is not fine when there's only two titles set for the future and everything else is cancelled. How can that be explained away as fine even if it weren't losing money, which it is

    Sweeney Tom on
  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    I would like there to be a decent 2d castlevania game announced

    also Metroid

    Square Enix was one thing but please tell me you don't think Konami's fine too

    are you not aware of how money-making PES is

    So money-making it's the only game post-MGSV they have left to release

    yeah you're right that game that matches sales with Madden is completely irrelevant my bad

    Where did I say that? I'm saying they're fucking done with non-mobile games and it's obvious to everybody. Their gaming division by definition is not fine when there's only two titles set for the future and everything else is cancelled. How can that be explained away as fine even if it weren't losing money, which it is

    oh shit, guess you should have said that from the start instead of stomping on my dick for no reason

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    No crackdown 3 this e3, God damnit. I want to know if it'll have destructible stuff, i don't understand how red faction had this awesomely fun mechanic and then no game ever used it again.

    Also yay Shadow Warrior 2 out of nowhere!

  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    No crackdown 3 this e3, God damnit. I want to know if it'll have destructible stuff, i don't understand how red faction had this awesomely fun mechanic and then no game ever used it again.

    Not a lot of people bought it and the company went out of business (not necessarily related to that, they had a lot more problems than "not able to sell much of 1 RF game"). I'd say some environments would be destructible, just don't expect it to be as fully destructible as in that RF.

    Should still be a good game though. Both Crackdowns were (I loved the second one more)

  • ProhassProhass Registered User regular
    Like I get that the world is stupid and cruel so red faction itself didn't do well, but why did that tech or that idea go down with the game? Like it wasn't the most realistic tech, but it was so fun

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    time to bring this back

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    also this

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2FDPgvm2l0

    I'll add mine to the mix also

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Prohass wrote: »
    Like I get that the world is stupid and cruel so red faction itself didn't do well, but why did that tech or that idea go down with the game? Like it wasn't the most realistic tech, but it was so fun

    It had a lot going against it: it was a unique idea in an already-niche series, and came at a time when everyone could tell the company didn't have a lot more years of life (or money) left in it. There were a lot of risks and it didn't get much reward, though it was a great game and probably my favorite in the series (I don't remember if it got the same reaction from the majority who played it).

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    the greatest transgression was that they made its sequel an FPS and set it underground

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    the bloodstained protag has a sword and not a whip

    so my interest is pretty much none

    I want a god damn whip

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    It's weird but my biggest hope for E3 is Squeenix announcing DQ7/8 for 3ds coming out in the US

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game
    GOTTA GO FAST

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    It's weird but my biggest hope for E3 is Squeenix announcing DQ7/8 for 3ds coming out in the US

    Between this and almost exclusively playing 100+ hours of Monster Hunter 3 the past few months I don't know who I am anymore tbh

  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I want more people to experience the incredible grindy tedium of DQ7 so the rose tinted glasses will be lifted from their eyes finally

    That game had some neat ideas but it's the worst class system I've ever used in a game

    DQ8 is great, though. I reevaluate my position on it yearly. The fundamentals of the game are so rock solid and essentially perfect that I can't really fault it's relatively average storyline. In terms of basic, down-to-earth jrpg turn based combat, 8 might be the best there is.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game
    GOTTA GO FAST

    See I like Sonic, he's like Mario but he has attitude!

    If you idle too long on a stage he taps his foot impatiently!

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  • SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game

    They already did. It's a sequel to Sonic Boom.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I want more people to experience the incredible grindy tedium of DQ7 so the rose tinted glasses will be lifted from their eyes finally

    That game had some neat ideas but it's the worst class system I've ever used in a game

    DQ8 is great, though. I reevaluate my position on it yearly. The fundamentals of the game are so rock solid and essentially perfect that I can't really fault it's relatively average storyline. In terms of basic, down-to-earth jrpg turn based combat, 8 might be the best there is.

    Oh I've heard all about the grindiness of DQ7, believe me.

  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game

    They already did. It's a sequel to Sonic Boom.

    I'm so sorry everyone; I meant it as a joke, not realizing Sega would think I meant I'd actually buy another game

    I'll show myself out now that I've ruined E3 for all of us

    Cello on
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  • Muddy WaterMuddy Water Quiet Batperson Registered User regular
    I'd like to see the new Mass Effect. Some Battlefront. Scalebound would have been nice but that's not showing. A port of Persona 4 Golden? I'd love to play that game but I'm not buying a Vita for it.

    What would really make my E3 though would be SNES and GBA games for the 3DS. C'mon Nintendo, I'm begging you to take my money here.

  • TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    I want to see relic make some new game or other.

    Preferably a space marine sequel. Maybe a new rts

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game

    They already did. It's a sequel to Sonic Boom.

    I'm so sorry everyone; I meant it as a joke, not realizing Sega would think I meant I'd actually buy another game

    I'll show myself out now that I've ruined E3 for all of us

    Wear your badge of shame
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Holy shit

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    Holy shit

    I uh

    I kind of want that

    It's me, I'm the monster

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  • BrocksMulletBrocksMullet Into the sunrise, on a jet-ski. Natch.Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I want to see relic make some new game or other.

    Preferably a space marine sequel. Maybe a new rts

    Don't hurt me, please. My heart.

    I, for one, enjoyed the Mako.

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  • LasbrookLasbrook It takes a lot to make a stew When it comes to me and youRegistered User regular
    I'd like to see the new Mass Effect. Some Battlefront. Scalebound would have been nice but that's not showing. A port of Persona 4 Golden? I'd love to play that game but I'm not buying a Vita for it.

    What would really make my E3 though would be SNES and GBA games for the 3DS. C'mon Nintendo, I'm begging you to take my money here.

    They'll meet you half way and release SNES and 3DS games

    For the WiiU.

    Muddy Water
  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    SyphonBlue wrote: »
    Cello wrote: »
    E3?

    oh boy oh boy oh boy

    I hope they announce a new Sonic game

    They already did. It's a sequel to Sonic Boom.

    I laughed so hard when it was announced and for 3 hours it was trending on Twitter and most of the reactions were essentially "are you fucking kidding me"

    Sweeney Tom on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Cello wrote: »
    Holy shit

    I uh

    I kind of want that

    It's me, I'm the monster

    Nah fuck that

    You wear it and be proud

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  • WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    The cartoon and other merch sold well enough to justify another cycle

    Don't see what the big deal is

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