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The ULTIMATE post

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    edited June 2015
    Zay wrote: »
    Huntera wrote: »
    i say the ultimate post is the one @zay read to me and some other people on a skype call yesterday

    i need zay to come here and post it cause i dont know where to find it
    WTF, that 3rd/6th paragraph. I had to stop reading. WTF. I refuse to believe that this is a real event.
    ok, finished it. But that 6th paragraph (if you count one liners as a paragraph) is the worst.

    Gvzbgul on
  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Anal Vore is a p. good name for a band

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  • PeenPeen tw1tch0rz occasionallyRegistered User regular
    I do not for one second believe that is a real thing that happened.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    I do believe that it was posted by a real person who wished that it was a real thing that happened.

  • miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    i'm glad the embedded tweet is too tiny to read

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    They fucked on the boat

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    can anyone among us truly say that they've made a good post

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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    can anyone among us truly say that they've made a good post

    Let he who is without post cast the first stone!

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    can anyone among us truly say that they've made a good post

    Judging by the awesomes and agrees on my profile page, yes.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    can anyone among us truly say that they've made a good post

    Judging by the awesomes and agrees on my profile page, yes.

    only 13k for each huh

    you'll get there one day

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    the secret to having a high like/awesome count is to post shit other people did

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
    Remember that time we banned India?

    This thread is the logical extension of that policy

  • ZayZay yes i am zay Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    the secret to having a high like/awesome count is to post shit other people did

    post shit, huh?

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Zay wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    the secret to having a high like/awesome count is to post shit other people did

    post shit, huh?
    the secret to my success

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    hey guys i am working on my next great post

    but for now
    it's
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    ;)

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    If only there was a way to embed autoplaying midis in posts

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I don't know what vore is and I refuse to find out

  • AzraithAzraith DON'T Registered User regular
    V.ery O.riginal R.adass E.mblems. I think. Lets go with that

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
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  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    I don't know what vore is and I refuse to find out

    I'm just going to go on a limb and guess it is like herbivore.

    But maybe I have no imagination and it is way more heart of darkness.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    I don't know how to react to that book

    I'm like a deer in headlights right now

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    it's actually the most faithful adaptation of early modern english in its original context

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    vore is when a person is swallowed whole by some sort of animal or maybe even an even bigger person

    now imagine that but with the anus

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  • Mortal SkyMortal Sky queer punk hedge witchRegistered User regular
  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    WITNESS ME is the new YOLO

    pass it on

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    it's actually the most faithful adaptation of early modern english in its original context

    it will be just as difficult to parse in four hundred years, too!

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    it's definitely easier to tell that romeo and juliet are actually idiots and it's not a romantic story

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  • CelloCello Registered User regular
    So fanfiction_txt linked to the rest of that story and I have to say, I know a lot more about metal bands now

    Wolfmother is a living time capsule! The way that Cuba is to communism!

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    WITNESS ME is the new YOLO

    pass it on

    Yeah I love it in the movie but am pretty happy it's dying off in the movie thread.

    Talking about YOLO of course. It was just getting out of hand.

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    WITNESS ME is the new YOLO

    pass it on

    Thank. Fucking. God.

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  • VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    the font in that book sure is a thing

    everyone tilt your head and look at the b in Tybalt's name and giggle childishly along with me

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
  • HeadCreepsHeadCreeps BURN IN THE INSTAFIRE! LIKES ARE WHAT I DESIRE!Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
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    whhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    I like how the Sarah Dessen book is saying that speech bubble.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    i wonder if they get the irony of 'yolo juliet' considering she metaphorically dies and then lives again

    i really hope they do

  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    'yolo juliet!'

    'actually you see, thanks to this potion...!'

  • CorporateRedCorporateRed Wooooooo! Registered User regular
    Haha, found the text at least,

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    rest here

    It all makes sense now!

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
  • WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    "Witness me" is a phrase used by the Warboys - a warrior caste serving the antagonist of Mad Max: Fury Road. Usually it is said by someone who has accepted that they will now die, and they mean to die in a way that is keeping with their concept of a good death, that is inflicting harm upon their enemies. A mortally wounded Warboy might shout "Witness me" to his comrades before performing a suicide attack on an enemy convoy, and his comrades will say "Witness him!" to acknowledge that he seeks a good death

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